Post canon teen moms

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Let's be real.

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?

She's canonically only 33. George was in his 40's.

How old are her kids? I haven't watched the show in nearly 20 years.

Judy is 15, Elroy is 8.

Is there something wrong with teen moms?

That would mean she was 17-18 when she had her first one. Still a teen obviously, but not 14-15.

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33-15=18
She was legally an adult, but George bonked her when she was 17.

18 means you are legally an adult, so not a teen anymore.

Thats ideal the best time to have kids honestly. In your late teens or early to mid 20's. Past that it gets messy. Not only do the chances of complications during pregnancy for the mother go up with age, so do possible defects in the baby.

Also if you have kids over 30 you might be 60 years old by time they finally start moving out of the house. How horrifying.

My great-grandmother had my grandfather just after she turned 16.

I dare you to guess her ethnicity.

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Good thing I don't plan to have kids because fuck kids and fuck marriage.

Ask me how I know you're white

I'm not actually.

OP said post Yea Forums teen moms, not debate the merits or faults of early parenthood. Look at where you're at, no one gives a flying fuck what your opinions are.

Did something hit too close to home? Muhaha!

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He/she is right, you're not helping, that doesn't look like a teen.

Robots can be teen moms too you bigot.

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we don't know how long they married before having melody

eh

>so not a teen anymore
That's not how numbers work, user.

/his/ canon coming through

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Angela is a coal-burner in the making desu

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You know it happened, I know it happened, and we damn know well they didn’t wrap it up,

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No its fucking not. By that logic Yu-gi-oh, DBZ, Pokemon, and SonicX are Yea Forums because they showed up on 4kids. Take your Yea Forums shit elsewhere.

white

yugioh, dbz pokemon and sonicx are Yea Forums you idiot.

OP here, do debate the merits or faults of early parenthood. It's part of the fun.

what? really?

She's Yea Forums too

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By the standards of the State of Georgia, yes.

By the standards of /pol/, no.

Guess harder

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I doubt Star is a finger-virgin

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I bet gerald is the father

That clearly is not dipper's.

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I mean Wendy is a slut, how many guys has she fucked by the time the show even takes place

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this

okay then

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Armenian? Persian?

Nope. Also

>Persians
>being in America before 1980

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In the comics

I don't believe so in the show

Dan’s freakish giant genetics and/or possibly triplets could do it.

I'll give you a hint, she survived a genocide, but it wasn't the Armenian one.

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שלום

Correct.

Nana was a Jewish girl from Poland who got dicked by my pedophile hick great-grandfather.

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Was it Tim's?

Exactly, eighTEEN

God dammit, Jeff

t. Duggar

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nope.

she's Yea Forums too then

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>By the standards of /pol/, no
/pol/ doesn't even know what Whiteness is anymore. Ask two different people and you'll get three different answers.

I can't believe they're all fucking dead.

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This user gets it.

NANI

The problem with Sarah is that she's got this eternal youthfulness thing going on so it's impossible to gauge her age.