Are they capable of solving actual crimes?
Are they capable of solving actual crimes?
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technically their costume is indestructable so they'd fare better than batman
>indestructible costume
>destructible bones and muscle inside
Completely retarded concept considering you're wearing a skintight suit and not an armor. Also even though their costumes are bulletproof, the sheer physical trauma is enough to shatter organs and bones like it penetrated through the flesh
Considering what we've seen happen i'd say it's a safe bet that their bodies get buffed in some way.
One of them can erase any damage done and can create any object that is needed the other can destroy anything.
They would be fine
yeah they get superhuman strength speed, durability and coordination
Considering Ladybug's bullshit lucky charm ability, she views her surroundings and figures things out easily. I guess she'll be good at crime scenes.
In that episode, Cat noir recive a cataclysm, a powerfull attack that can destroy in seconds any object (specially akumatized ones). The costumes are very useful, but they're too young and can't use them in their fullest.
if she can withstand the pressure of swinging across Paris in seconds, and jumping really really far and high without breaking any bones or squeezing her internal organs, than yeah, their bodies have to be magically enhanced
>their bodies get buffed
Evidently.
Miraculer broke Chat's ribs countering his cataclysm. The suits protect until some sort of breaking point.
I'm actually working on a fanfic where the two are being overwhelmed by a villain, when out of nowhere a sniper shoots and kills him instantly. rather an pure action i've been focusing on the psychological implications of two teens watching someone brain's explode in front of them, and the media which starts considering the idea of fighting akumas the old fashion way and make the miraculous holders illegal, since they are young, inexperienced vigilantes with two much power in their hands and takes too long to get rid of what could be seen as potential terrorists.
It's literal magic clothes.
It only depends on the episode. Most of the time they display human strength and stamina when the plot requires it, other times they are seemingly strong as a marvel character
>chat noir lifts a 30 tons bus
>chat noir gets overwhelmed by a puny lanklet whose only power is to disintegrate objects with his goggles
>ladybug launches a doll miles away creating a sonic boom
>ladybug gets immobilized by getting his wrist held by a drag queen
It is just a coincidence these are fetishistic.
The Mime who's "imaginary" weapons are so real he's able to anime slice the Eifel Tower with his sword shoots them with a mimed bazooka. They're thrown back a bit and winded at best.
So yeah they're pretty tough.
It should star the GIGN Team from Ubisoft's Rainbow Six
They could probably punch a hole in a person if they wanted.
Is this actually worth watching or are you just just masturbating to the cat?
Both. Mostly cat.
>Are they capable of solving actual crimes?
A whodunnit episode would be nice.
isn't the cat one a criminal? isn't that what this show is about? friendly enemies?
No. You REALLY need to watch this.
What the hell episode is this?
Season 3 - Oblivio. Things sure are heating up.
The answer to that is, have they even reached 2nd base?
Ladybug can only undo damage caused by the akuma.
How to force the main characters to deal with responsibility in one episode:
>One of their student friends gets magical powers somehow.
>(Wizards are canon in this universe, a magically inclined Chinaman created the miracle box.)
>Student starts shooting sparks and doing other cool wizard shit
>Likezapmothafucka.jgp
>Adrien and Marinette see this and think that the student is possessed by an Akuma
>Ladybug and Chat Noir then proceed to destroy every last one of their friend's personal objects, prized possessions, and family heirlooms in a slapstick sequence.
>Starts out as Chat Noir makes a cat pun as he takes his staff to their phone because the student was using their new magic powers to levitate it or something.
>Shit gradually amps up in seriousness with a montage of them destroying items with progressively more sentimental value.
>Eventaully break into their house and start fucking shit up.
>Parody of the Clockwork Orange scene with the penis statue.
>The distraught cries of the student fall upon deaf ears, put off as "Crazy Akuma mumbo-jumbo."
>Breaking point is something like: Ladybug tosses a box of their deceased WWI veteran grandfather's letters to their grandmother from the trenches in the air and Chat Noir bats them into the fireplace with reckless abandon, makes a pun like "Verdun playing games here!"
>Finally realize the student isn't possessed.
>Realize that the miraculous restoration isn't going to save them because they done fucked up.
>Student is akumatized for real.
>Once they beat them, word of their buttfuckery gets out, and there is a great public outcry against them.
>Master Fu is enraged, threatens to revoke their miraculous privileges unless they go on a redemption arc quest.
>Can't bullshit the student's stuff back, but they can do the right thing and help them deal with the trauma of having two of their heroes turn on them and destroy everything they hold dear.
Solving? They're meant to deal with and stop crimes, not fucking solve them. They're teenager's fighting monsters of the week, not the goddamned Batman
>Someone liked my idea
Thanks, fren
You mean, my idea