"Hello, my name is Alan Moore, and my character's name is [insert edgy name here]. It's not important who he/she is...

>"Hello, my name is Alan Moore, and my character's name is [insert edgy name here]. It's not important who he/she is, Only thing you need to know that he heavily smokes and dates with hookers/shitty people who exactly like him/her, yeah. He/she's so anti-establishment that he/she shits nicotine. Bring here more ink please."
>"Let me just put some dark occult/mystery stuff because that makes it more adult, no it's not comics, it's GRAPHIC NOVELĀ©."
>"Wait, do you suppose I look like a child who's trying to act like an adult? How fucking dare you! See, I can even swear in comics because it makes it more mature and gritty. Gen X loves this stuff, so deal with it."
>"Now, I'll infiltrate into your favorite capeshit franchises and make your characters into murderous psychopaths, because as an uncreative hack, it's the only way for me to express my criticism and hypocrisy of society, I know no other way, you'll just have to excuse me."
>"What, I don't know how comics work, and just a failed writer who tries to abuse the medium? What the fuck are you even talking about?"

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This was shit when you posted it in the Sandman thread.

I thought that discussion deserved it's own thread.

This isn't funny or even applicable to Moore and his work. Are you gonna do one about Morrison being "weird" and "le drugs" or something next? Failed attempt.

It didn't. It doesn't.

>This isn't funny or even applicable to Moore and his work.
It exactly sums up Moore and his "le dark legacy". But of course, he's not solely responsible.

Name 5 then.

Are people finally realizing he's an overly cynical hack?

Childhood is thinking Alan Moore is a great writer. Adulthood is realising that Geoff Johns' optimism and wide variety in writing gives him the advantage over a cynical hack like Moore.

Grant?

You forgot the fish rape.

>[insert edgy name here]
I think you're confusing Moore with Liefeld here since not a single one of his characters have a remotely edgy name.

it's been a long time since I've seen so much absolute nonsense stuffed into a single post

>wide variety in writing
>Johnsfags actually believe this

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>he heavily smokes and dates with hookers/shitty people who exactly like him/her, yeah. He/she's so anti-establishment that he/she shits nicotine
Was this originally an Ellis pasta?

You forgot how everyone is always getting raped. Just what I immediately recall

>Miracleman: Gargunza (raper and maybe raped) Miraclewoman, Bates
>Swamp Thing: Abby, Swampy
>Watchmen: That Jupiter bitch
>Killing Joke: One or both of the Gordons
>Top 10: The sidekicks
>Providence: Everybody

certainly seems that way. I can't think of any Moore characters that smoke besides a few in Watchmen

Constantine

what did he mean by this

>it's a "he writes rape so it must mean he's addicted to rape even if nobody would ever accuse any writer of being obsessed with murder when death is so fucking prevalent in fiction" episode

it is pretty much his go to "drama" plot device.

cope

I feel like this doesnt apply on the slightest.

I meant he leans on rape as plot device. Doesn't bother me a bit but he definitely does do it a lot. I wish more writers would take that kind of bold risk.