Batman's actually crazy, and also a bad person, and a bad hero. And the Waynes were secretly bad people. The side-kicks are all groomed child-soldiers that know no better. He also created all the rogues thanks to his abuses and mistreatment. And he dooms Gotham just by existing.
What's more hot-takes regarding Batman? Give me some of other characters as well.
This falls apart when you consider how many times Gotham would be blown up or destroyed by laughing gas if it wasn't for Batman saving the day.
He's not perfect he's just really good at what he does. Just imagine how much of a hell hole Gotham has to be to require a hero like Batman. But I agree with you on the Robin situation, that always felt trite to me.
Batman is retarded.
Why didn't Superman and GL take all the arkham prisonsers into the Phantom Zone?
Why didn't Flash just trap all of them in time freeze forever?
Why does it takes a dude in a bat suit to get a clown to jail?
>Why didn't Superman and GL take all the arkham prisonsers into the Phantom Zone?
>Why didn't Flash just trap all of them in time freeze forever?
What about their own villains? Why don't they do that?
Reminder that the Waynes have been satanists, drug-addicted degenerates that liked to film their gang-band sessions, mobsters, and nazi sympathizers.
The Virgin "Batman is a rich man with child soldiers who fights the mentally ill" Faggotry:
>Is brought up constantly by people who have never read a comic in their life
>It's most famous use in popular culture is in shitty webcomics by Dobson or SMBC
>The people who love it most are literal commies
>Overlooks Bruce Wayne's charity work
>Falls back on tired old pedophile jokes that were old in 1954
>Overlooks that more than half of the rogues gallery existed before Batman and that any involvement in their origins by him are very recent developments
>Has never led to a good, interesting or even popular story
The Chad "Superman, but evil!" Faggotry:
>Has it's roots literally before Superman was even created, when Jerry Siegel wrote a story called ''Reign of the Superman'' in 1933 about an evil Superman
>Led to some fascinating Elseworlds and shitty, but wildly popular works like Injustice
>Led to literally the only good series Mark Waid has ever written with Irredeemable
>James Gunn made a shitty movie out of the concept on a low budget that is guaranteed to get a sequel
>Led to the hilarious irony of Fredric Wertham calling the creation of two Jewish boys a Nazi who "We should be thankful doesn't wear an SS"
>Alan Moore took the shitty Supreme series and turned it into a beautiful tribute to classic Superman
>Most of Superman's good non-Luthor rogues are a reflection of the concept
>Has become a complete cliché and joke to comics fans, yet still keeps being used and makes moolah
>Injustice and Brightburn's popularity shows even normies like it as a concept
Some of their villains are literally god-tier beings.
>and nazi sympathizers.
Based.
I can’t believe nu52 kept all the Robins but erased Cass and Steph from their Batgirl role.
>Gotham is a breeding ground for crazies because of an occult curse placed on it and the Gothic architecture of its buildings is either an attempt to potencialize it or combat it
>Batman's brand of craziness and fucked-upness is what drove most of the unstable citizens into becoming outright costumed freaks and their constant abuse under Batman's fists only damage even further their already broken psych making them worse villains
>Gotham is a breeding ground for crazies because of an economic crash that broke most the its industries and helped to widen the economic inequity between the classes
Which one is your favorite hot take?
All of the above, thanks to time-travel. That's currently the canon take.
>Batman is crazy and bad and causes his own problems
>Hot take
That's not a hot take. It's a stale as fuck overused take and people who aren't Frank Miller should stop rehashing it.
Bruce’s mom was Jewish. How can they be Nazi sympathizers?
Bruce should have stayed dead and Dick should have stayed Batman.
>groomed child soldiers
hes a fucking shirtlifter with repressed issues
no straight man keeps a twink with him at all times and when they hit 18 you get another one
>Hot Takes
That's just the Type 2 ramblings every other hardcore Robin/Batfamily fangirl regurgitates ad nauseam to make their personal headcanon of pitiable misanthropes work.
Naw.
I always hated the concept of a bat family.always.
user, a hot take is somebody's perspective on a particular subject which they feel is fresh and interesting and edgy, but which actually betrays the fact that they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about
These are all examples of this phenomenon as pertains to Batman.
I want scream sameface at the artist but that would just be rude considering that shit is so fucking common in comics when it comes to Batman and his Robins.
Catwoman is the only person who can save Bruce from his childish delusions of being Zorro, and she's selfless enough to throw alway her better years to save this stupid and broken man with the power of her pussy.
>HOT TAKES
Are retarded. When I hear those two words together I immediately tune out.
user what are you talking about.
Bruce is clearly black haired, muscular, and blue eyed. How could you confuse him for all the other males in that pic?
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Shes not. Her sister converted.
True.