Why did she never tell her parents about Dexter's lab?

Why did she never tell her parents about Dexter's lab?

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if you dont know that youve never had a sibling
that sort of blackmail can get you far

Why did Dexter treat her like a dumbass when she could always unlock the door to his lab no matter what he did? She even seemed to understand the lab more than Dex and only said "What does this button do?" to taunt him.

Parents can't tell her to stay out of Dexter's lab if they don't know Dexter has a lab

Because then Dexter would stop giving her the dick.

Little known fact: Dexter's mom is a super genius and she passed that trait on to all three of her children.

THREE?!

>three

Three?

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Yeah, I remember Dexter and Dee Dee's sibling! She was a great character. Why did Savino drop her, though?

It's sort of the same reason why the devil requires a mortal to make a greedy faustian bargain before he takes their soul. It's the difference between an antagonist that's completely irredeemable and a trickster that you're supposed to have a certain admiration for.

She liked to indulge in his inventions and mess around in the lab.

because despite destroying everything, she loved her brother and wanted him to stop obsessing over weird inventions and hang out with her

She was retarded but socially smart. She knew that the lab was a shitty secret no one she knew would care about. Why Dexter though it needed to be secret is a mystery. Guess he didn't want those sweet tax billions for weapons research 90% of which he could just pocket and write off as R&D.

implying she didn't

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Didn't a later episode reveal that the dad was a rocket scientist or an engineer of some sort?

I thought the joke was that even if she told them, they would not believe it since it's so ridiculous.

All I know is that Dexter's Dad is an insane psychopath.

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let’s be honest. who would believe her ditzy ass?

>three

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Cause she was a real OG and refused to rat on her brother.

Donald?

Their grandad is smarter than Dexter. Not sure which dude if the family he is from though.

>D-Fens

There was that one post-Ego Trip ep where Dexter goes to visit his grandpa and he has that Rube Goldberg machine that creates infinite energy or something

What ass?