>watching swamp thing on DC universe streaming service >watch first episode >that asian guy blurts out hes looking for a boyfriend >kinda weird but ok >see the swamp thing, based af >watch e2 >abby arcane wakes up and is that black womans house >the black womans same sex non traditional alternative lifestyle partner comes in and they kiss for no reason other than to show the audience that theyre queer >stop watching it
i mean, out of the 12 characters in it, theres no reason for 25% of them to be gay, and in the swamp of Louisiana, i very much sincerely doubt anyone would be that open and accepting about it.
>gay, and in the swamp of Louisiana Dont let the filthy Yankees fool you that shit wouldnt fly here
Brandon Sanders
who really gives a shit?
Blake Taylor
The pandering is really annoying. Doom patrol was at least pretty entertaining in spite of it, but swamp thing is pretty boring.
I've never read a solo swamp thing but I feel like this isn't how they should go.
Dominic James
user they said the chink would be gay from day one
im all for gay characters but the fucking trend of the fag hag needs to stop not every women has a bent freind
Charles Robinson
>two whole supporting characters are gay WHAT THE FUCK UNWATCHABLE
Elijah Brown
>I've never read a solo swamp thing but I feel like this isn't how they should go. this is the most Yea Forums thing I've read in weeks.
Gavin Nelson
stop saying doom patrol made shit gay, it really fucking didnt if youre gonna say danny then youre an idiot because its nothing more than morrisons weirdness and if it was really following the comics then larry would be a fucking tranny i prefer him being bent over being a tranny
Luis Perry
Can't wait for Coagula to appear next season tho
Carson Torres
Honestly openly gay Asians in Louisiana is the most unrealistic thing in a show with a sentient swam monster and that's hilarious.
Jordan Ortiz
oh well theyre defo gonna show herhim whatever
Jason Long
Statistically, none of them should be gay.
Nathan Bell
>openly gay asians youre thinking of blacks mate
Adrian Richardson
>I've never read a solo swamp thing but I feel like this isn't how they should go. Liz being a lesbian was a late addition, in 1991 under Collins. She lived normally under earlier writers, then Moore changed it so her husband was gaslighting her about being hunted by a secret organization and mindbroke her. An alligator ate him. She and Chester became good friends and eventually lovers over time, then 1991 happened. I don't think the gay guy existed in the comics...
the gay chink didnt exist at the time it was written was around the whole new romatnics scene so everyone was being gay and not caring you will see alot of it in comics from that era
From a realism point of view none of them should be gay and from the storytelling angle what does them being gay actually add? What need was there to mention their sexuality?
Leo Turner
if youre glad that something stopped people having fun or enjoyment then your mother is a fucking shit person and sired retards
Asher Green
Ok brace yourself because i'm about to reveal to you the forbidden truth: gay people are real and not just in tv shows!(shocking, i know) and they can live... anywhere! Even in Luisiana! Incredible!
Asher Stewart
Fags are a statistically insignificant percentage of the population and their conspicuous presence in the media owes entirely to an agenda being pushed by the industry.
Logan Rodriguez
see
Joshua Hernandez
not every faggot wants this you know
Alexander Gonzalez
they can sure, but they don't certainly not in large enough to be plot relevant
Aaron Hill
every faggot does just not everyone who is gay.
All fags are gay not all gays are fags
Adam Allen
Thank you. DC is doing more of this shit than Marvel ever did.
Nathan Thompson
as convoluted as your comment may be i sort of see where youre coming from
Nolan Perez
Homos, Pedos, and Yiffers They all love anal
Landon Lee
No I mean Asians in Louisiana at all. They exist but having one in a prominent TV series role is very misrepresenting of Louisianaian demographics.
Robert Anderson
>homos love anal no i jsut love fucking twinks
Jaxson Gutierrez
it's already cancelled
Justin Davis
Why you quoting me out of context? You some sort of faggot, user?
Michael Morgan
that was a misclick i have my dpi too high on this mouse and im a faggot sorry for that user
Noah Wood
fuckin twinks in the anal
Benjamin Thompson
Ahah sure, that shows you never go out of your house. Sorry to burst your bubble, but at any given time you go somewhere there are always a few queers around, 'openly' or not. Batter go back home and stay there! they might turn you gay just by being in your general vicinity!
Like straight guys don't want to do anal and aren't always telling their girlfriends how sexy it would be. It really show how so many people here live in their own bubble.
Aaron Miller
The swamps of Louisiana are known for their gay population. It's a hold-over from when the area was French. This is known.
>oh no someone has an opinion that isn't backed by encyclopedic knowledge of a minor character
Thomas Martin
I've been to Nawlins. It's pretty fucking gay.
Landon Garcia
That's the frenchies fault and not as big of a thing outside the city.
Nicholas Perry
Honestly, not so much. Guys want to do it because their girlfriends don't want them to do it. As a dominance thing and a forbidden fruit. Eventually the girlfriend caves, they have anal, the guy realizes that an asshole feels less good than a pussy, and the girl usually also enjoys it less, if at all. With it worked out of their system, most straight couples don't bother with anal again. The only reason guys get it in their heads to do it in the first place is because the porn industry relentlessly promotes it.
John Cooper
If they're going tho have one gay character, make it a flaming homo like Big Gay Al.
Henry Lopez
One gay person is fine, but TWO?! You might as well put on Queer Eye at that point, as you are very much watching a gay show
Dylan Green
New Orleans is the second gayest city in the South. It's so gay, it retroactively makes the rest of you swamp niggers look like queens.
Christopher Davis
Haven't seen the show, but three if they do the biXanadu
Charles Nguyen
>just go outside bro Did... did this user just totally BTFO statistics with this one devastating argument?
Logan Hughes
Two gays in the same town?!!?! At the same time!??? Impossibile! Everybody knows gay clubs are just 1 gay dancing alone.
Austin Thomas
>gay people are real True, but they shouldn't be.
Cooper Lopez
>Nawlins I swear to God, y*nkees will burn.
Dylan Torres
They made Negative Man gay, but it was written really well. I'm okay with that since Morrison's NM was already a hermaphroditic non-gender binary type being.
Jonathan Butler
based
Jason Edwards
Here we see the muslim, stuck once again with outdated attitudes. He still hasn't realised just how fucking horrible IRL lesbians are.
Elijah Reed
>assuming anyone doubted the South is a bigoted shithole
Tyler Taylor
>from a realism point of view none of them should be gay
I don't know what even means.
Eli Rivera
Even if this is over-representation, it's not like it's the most inaccurate portrayal of New Orleans in film (that would be The Beyond, where a plot point was that the owner of a house with a gate to hell in the basement was freaked out that the basement was flooded).
What's the gayest city in the south?
Logan Fisher
>Swamp Thing thread >its just people bitching about them gays My favorite character deserved better then this
ladderbro, you just photoshoped that DC logo on your selfie.
Leo Butler
Most lesbos really aren't that bad, but the ones that are really sticks out like sore thumbs.
It's kinda weird to me that they didn't go with Rebis. Maybe it was just too out there for the somewhat grounded approach they went with for the team. Or maybe it felt superfluous when they already had Danny the Street and the allegory it brought with it.
Kevin Myers
Ok but how does Blue Devil look?
Jayden Hughes
>creepy voodoo woman does outlandish, nonconforming things Whouda thunk it
>realistically gays shouldn't even exist in an anti-gay population because we will have killed them all Where the hell do you think gays come from?
Julian Cook
While we’re here does anyone have the mega for Episode 2?
Jose Davis
>owes entirely to an agenda being pushed by the industry They've been around since ancient Rome, when men were fucking each other regularly and homosexuality was far more common then than it is now. Lying and pushing your no-fags agenda doesn't erase commonly documented history.
Eli Sullivan
So what you're saying is that the industry is secretly run by an ancient cabal of roman sympathizers and they seek to drag society back to the standards of those debauched times?
Luis Brown
im gay and i have same-sex interracial make-outs in the swamps of baton rouge all the time tho
William Bailey
after titans, I'm not super confident in DC to handle swamp thing well. I haven't watched doom patrol, but i've heard good things. on the other hand, people said good things about aquaman. people like coldplay and voted for the nazis, you can't trust em. but yeah, how's the show so far?
>watching show >wow, of course a token white couple >lol, he comes home from work and kisses her, classic forced diversity. WE GET IT, YOU'RE STRAIGHT. >no reason to include that, seriously name one tv show where people kiss, talk about gross!! I mean yeah, sure, it establishes that they're in a relationship without just awkwardly describing aspects of their lives that they obviously wouldn't talk about out to each other, but still. seriously what does being straight add to the storyline? what need is there?
that's what you guys sound like, fucking whine whine whine. I have no idea if this show is any good or not, and maybe it is some try hard super pc bullshit (I'm guessing it's probably inconsequential to the story and you guys are just being retards as usual but again, idk) but I can't ever tell because so many of you get so insanely triggered by every little thing. why does there need to be a story reason why a character is white/black/what the fuck ever? like there needs to be strong justification for making characters anything other than white and straight, and unless you act ashamed and try to downplay it you are forwarding a anti-white/straight agenda. I'll admit that some shows definitely pander to that sort of super PC audience to their detriment, but my god, you guys put tumblr to shame when it comes to be triggered by dumb shit.
as a sidenote, anyone who thinks straights will ever be a minority should take a biology class, and anyone who thinks the LGBT have/are going to be a strong political power should read the news or open any history book of any country over any of the last 500 years.
Chase Reed
this
where is
Ian Cruz
You seem more triggered than anyone else in the thread. By miles.
Swamp Thing is pretty okay so far. Acting is basically what you'd expect. Slightly better than the average capeshit show. On par with the average TV show. The visuals are pretty solid. So far.
Doom Patrol is okay. Most of Yea Forums wets themselves over it. It tries very hard to separate itself from other cape shows. Visuals are as good as any average TV show. The acting kinda fluctuates.
Luke Gonzalez
>imagine being this insecure and easily triggered
Hunter Edwards
>Fags are a statistically insignificant percentage of the population Something tells me that you don't understand percentages.
Cameron Taylor
Let's talk about statistics then because user is referencing to a world population when he's talking about gays.
Andrew Baker
Strangely enough like he should be doing gay porn.
Camden Morgan
>Who cares if the show is good or not when it has two gays in it!
This post is 100% full of triggered neckbeardism, which is 12% more than it statistically should be. Completely unbelievable shitposting.
Carter Wilson
Did someone give out a link to this thread on some gay Discord server or something?
Gavin Murphy
Just look at him, this guy should be sucking dick and fucking ass .
I really liked the first episode but I'm half way through the second one and its put me off a bit. In what world could/would local police keep evidence away from a CDC epidemiologist investigating a local outbreak? Bullshit for the sake of plot isn't a great sign
Logan Wilson
She said she could just get a court order to force them to let her see the lab, but they'd also be able to dispose of anything important by then.
Jaxon Young
>post something on Yea Forums which has a huge and diverse user base full of varying people of class, age and nations >wtf why doesn't everyone agree with me???
Grayson Reed
He definitely gave out some dick sucking vibes.
It's not the disagreements themselves I'm fuzzing over, but their somewhat rapid succession.
Adam Cruz
Nice try, jew.
Grayson Russell
Making out with a boy alligator isn't quite what they mean by interracial.
Isaiah Carter
He's always looked like that. Always. Did they keep his origin intact and is Zatanna there?
