I'm over sssssssix inches

>I'm over sssssssix inches

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What a cute li'l snake!

>properly punctuating “li’l”
Ya done good, user. Ya done good.

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Do snakes have penises? How do they mate?

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what show is this

They have two. In case one gets ripped off. Which happens because their penises are bizarre lock-in-key mechanisms designed to promote speciation.

They have two, actually.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis

big city greens

I really wish I hadn't asked

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Big City Greens? More like BIG SHITTY SNEEDS!

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Based mungfag

It's not insurance in case one gets ripped off, it's so they can nut 2 times as much

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That is one very fuckable papa.

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That's not all

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yum, this papi lookin like a whole damn MEAL

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Fag

Yes.

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six inches deep cloaca, that snake is female

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Wew, and here I thought ducks were weird

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Ducks are amazing, not weird!

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corkscrew

Delete this.

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You must learn the truth, user.

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Nature be wild

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It drives me nuts when people mis-pronunciate.

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I fucking loved this short: youtube.com/watch?v=AN3Lu8EveHY

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>corkscrew

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l-lewd

Mispronunciation doesn’t bother me as much as mispunctuating.

*kills your show*

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kek, where is this from? looks like the sad horse show

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get out

That movie was great. Though, I might’ve enjoyed Us even more!

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That Green lady is probably going to hate Bill for putting his foot on her man.

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Tuca & Bertie
It shares a few production members, women's issues and "more random=more fun" aside, it's a decent show.

That design is excessively busy

It took WAY too long for people to realize that Mrs. Wheeler is a MILF.

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my fucking sides

I can’t wait for her sex scene with Billy in Season 3

Senpai

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I want that song that is playing in the background.

They’re never gonna take it that far. Stranger Things is too mainstream with kids and adults alike to try something THAT controversial.

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I just checked out the trailer. Seems cute and fun enough. I hope there won't be too many people walking into Amphibia expecting it to be as lore-heavy as Gravity Falls, because it looks to me like the show will focus more on silly adventures in a humble little frog village.

As long as it doesn't make the same mistakes as BCG by instead making its "self-centered" protagonist actually likable and using a bigger cast of recurring characters, then yeah. Amphibia will kill Big City Greens.

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>/ss/ intensifies

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>>then yeah. Amphibia will kill Big City Greens.
That’s more of Big if than it will, and if ends with the plot of each episode being predictable, than it shows that this isn’t meant to be, moving on The Owl House if this falls flat

Welp, Gene was right.

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>using an ampersand instead of writing ‘Tuca and Bertie’
Based

Let’s not open up this can of worms again, please

>Have seen enough furry porn to know this.
I mean they always draw them with two, I wanted to know why.

P-people regularly draw snake porn?

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Yes, and people regularly fap to snake porn.

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COBRA CANNONS!

This thread seems so barren and lonely.

/bcg/, where y’all at?

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>y’all
end yourself

Barbed corkscrew
yes it exists.

Yeah, but not only snakes are drawn with two dicks, a lot of reptiles are.

Best ship incoming

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Fixxxer has a pretty decent series involving Ka from Jungle Book.