Did anyone even read Archie comics for anything besides Betty and Veronica?

That's common knowledge!

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I hate bushfags

>Reiminder Mike broke his promise
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have sex

These look like Jab.

What are you gay?

>hates bush
Okay, pedo.
Mike is a saint among men.

Considering body hair is a masculine trait, you're more likely to be gay than me.
>Okay, pedo.
See at least that one makes sense.

>men and women grow it
>masculine trait
Gay and retarded I see

Body hair is tied to testosterone, which men have far more than women, which is why they have significantly more body hair on average. It's masculine.

Breasts/fat growth is tied to estrogen, which women have far more than men, which is why they have larger breasts on average, despite the fact men technically have them to, it is a feminine trait.

You fucking moron.

Regardless, body hair for both is a sign of maturity

Everyone grows pubic hair. Sure we have more because testosterone but that doesn't make it inherently masculine. If a man easily gains weight due to hormonal imbalance does that make him feminine

It makes him more feminine, yes.
I mean, if you want to go the "maturity" route, you realize when you REALLY mature you start to lose hair, right?

I read it because my aunt would buy a bunch of them for me and my siblings and cousins to read on long car rides when going camping.

Betty best, fight me.

more like dying

Losing hair is a sign of more testosterone more than body hair. You don't know shit about biology

Thank you.

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I'm aware, how does that counter what I said in the slightest?

Everyone knows bushfags are gay.
They can't stand the sight of a pussy so they need it to be censored by the hair.

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Have you ever seen a vagina son? In person?

>all women naturally have pubes from puberty onwards
>which is the same time they develop all their other feminine traits
>fuck that shit, it's masculine to have pubes
Nature disagrees with you, user. Pubes are a sign of sexual maturity in both sexes, it's fine to not like them, but don't pretend people who like them are somehow abnormal, because the exact opposite has been true throughout most of human history. Shaving has only really been common in porn since the turn of the 21st Century, and that's probably what informed your preference.

No, I'm actually gay and don't like the sight of them.

The fact that balding isn't "REALLY" maturing like you said. Growing pubic hair is an actual sign of maturity

to be fair vaginas are disgusting to look at and women should be covered up and not exist

>but don't pretend people who like them are somehow abnormal
They are in modern times.
Just like how not bathing used to be a lot more accepted, but now it isn't.

Shut up, hippie.

>Bushfag accuses antibushfag of being gay
>antibushfag turns it around
>Bushfags all shit their pants

Liking bush is the sexual equivalent to a kid liking violent/sexual media because he thinks its "grown up and mature"

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Liking high test women doesn't make you gay

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How does smithers not fall into the fucking pool?

I liked Reggie

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There are magnets underneath the cement, and he wears magnets in his shoes.This gives him an easy to follow path.

You like shaven hairless pussies because it makes the girls look more like children, you pedoscum.

>all that separates women from being children in the eyes of non-pedos is a simple patch of hair that they won't see 99% of the time

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So when women wear pants can you literally not tell if they're 10 or 30?

Shame he makes their tits look like bad implants. Seriously, what is it with otherwise good artists drawing tits like they've never actually seen them before? Though the Jap artists who are the worst offenders I can kinda forgive, because they're probably shut-in otaku and it's entirely possible they haven't.

Hes that good

Realistically. The pool has a different tile pattern/texture around it allowing him to easily figure out where he is in socks. Subway stations do the exact same thing in relation to the platform and train.

Because drawing breast realistic takes more effort, and guess what? Most guys don't give a shit.
So more effort for little to no reward.

Yeah I read it for Cheryl

This. I want some natural looking titties in my cartoon porn, not two beachballs strapped to their chests.

Oh yeah why isn't the fucking Archie art more realistic

I miss Smughead threads

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So you too are a man of fine taste.

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I thought it had to do with the 'perkiness' of the characters, staying on model. Not realistic, but fitting in with the character design.

You can draw perky tits in a cartoon style that still look like natural tits. Bruce Timm's stuff springs to mind. There's a man of taste who both understands tits and appreciates bush.

Cheryl was best girl. She totally should have hanged out with Betty and Ronnie more. She knew what fun was and saw right trough their dumb ideas.

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I only read Jughead for laughs and B&V for wanks

>It's masculine.
Watch some 80s porn. Tons of pubic hair because that was considered attractive at the time. We now glorify childhood over adulthood, and that has extended to our sexual preferences. We now prefer women to look as bald as little girls down below. Not sure if it's just a trend or if we're all becoming sick fucks though.

>Everyone knows bushfags are gay.
Whew lad. Most women hate shaving down there, so you're likely to encounter bush to some degree, unless you yourself are gay or simply unfuckable.

Stubble can be a turn-off.

He's a fucking professional. Also, he's blindfolded for Betty's sake, he's probably seen Veronica naked on a regular basis since childhood.

Good luck getting your girl to wax, unless you're loaded or a total chad. I did get a girl to shave completely for me but she complained about it A LOT.

I don't think I've ever met a girl under 30 who didn't shave

finding pubes disgusting has nothing to do with age preference

All the way though? Lips and all? They complain about how itchy it is when it starts to grow back in.

Sure, it can be personal preference. I just do wonder if the overwhelming tendency to prefer bald pussy corerelates to our cultures sexualization of children/childhood.

They complain about high heels too, but they still wear them.
You got a lot to learn.

Veronica's looks with Betty's personality would be the best combo ever.

Are you forgetting that throughout most of human history we literally fucked and married off kids?
Did you know child porn was only made illegal in the LATE 1900s?

Probably has a lot less to do with it then you think.

>You got a lot to learn.
No, you do. The thirteen year olds you go to Middle School with are not real women.

>Are you forgetting that throughout most of human history we literally fucked and married off kids?
I am well aware of this, but if you look at pornography as recently as 30 years ago it shows a clear preference for women exhibiting mature sex characteristics.

Oh yeah cause most people wearing high heels are 13 year olds.
You took all that time for that sort of reply?
You're attributing the fact it has to do with maturity when there's no evidence for that.
Could have to do with access to shaving products, the quality of said products, or the fact shaved could back then could have been seen as loose women, which isn't nearly as big a deal now, or you know, tastes simply change. You think cuckolding is going to be super popular in 30 years like it is now? Of course not.

>Mike, please, no copies to anyone
Fuckin' Mike, man.

If we can't even all come together in mutual appreciation for naked cartoon teenagers why are we even here

It either varies person to person or you get used to it. For example I shaved my junk a few times and it wasn't uncomfortable at all. The first time felt a bit weird, but that's it. And absolutely no one who isn't a dirty hippy or a hair fetishist likes bush nowadays, most people either shave or trim it down very short. Well, people who actually care about hygiene and looking presentable.

Is this real? I watched The Wolf of Wall Street on FX once and the only words I remember being censored were fuck, cunt, faggot, and retard. Kind of crazy how much society's view on that word has changed.

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Hold the phone, why would retard or faggot be censored? I watched Sixteen Candles on Much Music at like 10am and they didn't censor those words

>and looking presentable.
to pedophiles?

There's shitposting and then there's looking like a retard. Your post is the latter.

why are you pedos so defensive?

Post more cute Archie girls.

I don't get what's so unhygienic about hair. If you're taking daily showers it really shouldn't matter in any way other than aesthetic. Definitely not something to get defensive about.

No one wants a mouth full of hair when they're having sex.
If you're into bush that's cool, but the fact you're so oblivious or having trouble understanding why it's non mainstream anymore is sad

Why are you going down on a girl, you beta bitch?
Oh right, you're a pathetic pedophile. You lack the strength to dominate a woman.

You're really defensive. This is not the same user from before, I never said I don't understand why it's not popular anymore. Someone else said that it's because of new shaving products making no bush easier to achieve, which seems reasonable enough.

but either way, it's just incorrect to imply that hair is unhygienic. that's what i was correcting.

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Hair is objectively less hygienic than no hair.

>wow user, you like to pleasure the girls you have sex with? what a fuCkIng fAGGOT

I'd tell you to have sex, but you'd clearly be awful at it.

Raping children doesn't count as scoring.

how though? both ways are hygienic. no hair leads to razorburn occasionally. small openings in the skin may be nitpicking, but so is the idea that there would be anything unsavory lingering in pubic hair if you're taking daily showers.

neither does using adult women to masturbate

so you enjoy tasting the semen of other men while you're down there?

That's the thing, you can go longer without a shower if you have less hair, because there's less chances for crab to cling to you and moisture to fester.

Requiring less showers means it's more hygienic

You're all faggots, and this thread has been a complete waste. Post some goddamn cheesecake for fuck sake.

You should be showering every day regardless user.

>user doesn't shower frequently and assumes nobody else does either

based and burgerpilled

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Not the point, your concession is accepted though.

>so you enjoy tasting the semen of other men while you're down there?
awfully bold of you to assume the pedo lets other men inseminate his child-bride.

checkmate, atheasst.

They used to advertise Cheryl Blossom in the Archie TMNT and Sonic books. Always looked hot.

> Girls all have at least B-cup.
> "You're all filthy pedos"

Yeah, right!

This, as a kid I was all "no way fag, gimme dat Juggie"

As an adult I unironically enjoy DeCarlo's B&V and Josie comics.

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>You took all that time for that sort of reply?
Ugh, I hate Summer...
>You're attributing the fact it has to do with maturity when there's no evidence for that.
Body hair is an obvious sign of sexual maturity in human beings, user. This is a basic biological fact.

x+x+1+x+2 = 69
3x = 66
x = 22

Check
22+23+24 = 69

Hell yeah I'm so smarrrrrrt.

i noticed they wear bikinis alot

So did they ever do a Betty and Veronica which went all out in cheesecake or as a sex comedy?

I know they've gone gore and horror.

Question, can lice still get at you even if you're bald?

What does that have to do with orgasms?

No

Even by Yea Forums standards this thread is shit.

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