yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Brayden Lewis
John Howard
navy is for pussies who want to pretend they are real men
William Green
Hey, what else is a guy with a fucking literature degree, an aversion to dying and debt supposed to do
Matthew Parker
deens
Jayden Miller
based
Justin Ross
Navy is for people who want to be on the ground level when space becomes a thing. Navy has dibs on space related military should it become a thing.
Easton Gutierrez
Space Force, nigga.
Mason Jones
>be me
>join the navy to be a cropsman because I am too colorblind for most of the coolguy shit and I wanted to be innawater or onnaship
>everything is going well
>suddenly get sicker than dogshit and start hallucinating
>my ass gets medsepped
>tfw
Been there, done that.
Go eat some crayons.
Brody Russell
Desab
Jose Perez
Join the chair force and laugh at navy/marine/army peons.
Nolan Torres
Which military branch has the best gangbangs tho?
Joseph Howard
HEY, YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!
Aiden Rodriguez
toggaf a si PO
Nicholas Mitchell
Marines.
Landon Lee
ok
Parker Allen
reggin
Elijah Bennett
Well, when you put it that way
Owen Bell
this is the first time I've laughed at one of these jokes
Anthony Perry
No you are thinking of the Chair Force
Bentley Rodriguez
Ah yes, I too am a fellow r/the_donald poster
Bentley Scott
Joining the military is the only thing my child could do to truly disappoint me.
Nathan Davis
Yeah ok.
Colton Gonzalez
What if it's because I want to have three squares and all the gay sex I can handle?
Colton Jones
I have a literature degree, I'm not a smart man.
Isaiah Thomas
why would you want more seamen
Connor Jackson
Means nothing, like "Give Peace a Chance".
Joseph Powell
You should have seen it coming.
Andrew Price
Being on a ship is terrible. You got lucky m8
Austin Lee
ynniks oot ,t'naC
Ayden Green
taht xif ll'yeht
Cameron Sullivan
recnac sti erus ytterP
But seriously, sign me up, help me
Gabriel Hall
This is Yea Forums, we eat and breath seamen.
William Edwards
my first ever fap
Gabriel Jenkins
It's a three-pronged attack: subliminal, liminal, and super-liminal. I'll show you
Hey, (you)! Join the Navy!
Luis Reyes
how superliminal
Andrew Walker
Where did the gay sex part come from? I heard you could get beat up in the navy for being gay.
Caleb Sullivan
Right, your butt hole gets beat up if you're in the navy.
Kayden Smith
>A bunch of men in an enclosed space in the middle of nowhere isn't gay
Prison must be the bastion of heterosexuality then.
Jaxson Scott
Hey, you! Buy some seed and feed!
Logan Watson
Dunno about you guys but I weirdy want to join the navy all of a sudden
Chase Hernandez
What caused this?
Kayden Cruz
I'm not a cuck so no.
Hunter Myers
flesruoy llik