So an immortal Arthurian Knight who shares his body with a legit high-ranking Demon taught little Brucie here some...

So an immortal Arthurian Knight who shares his body with a legit high-ranking Demon taught little Brucie here some stuffs when he was traveling all around the world trying to learn various skills.

WHAT THE FUCK did Jason Blood/Etrigan teach Batman, though?

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>WHAT THE FUCK did Jason Blood/Etrigan teach Batman, though?

A secret technique passed down from his father.

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How to release his inner demon?

I think it was more Jason than Etrigan. But to answer your question, OP, I think just the very basics about magic. Bruce just wants to know enough about it so he can avoid/defuse what little magic threats he may encounter. But overall Magic itself is out of his wheelhouse, and will call a consultant like Zatanna or Doctor Fate if he needs to. I think the extent of what Batman is willing to prepare for in terms of magic is carrying an Nth metal batarang

Speaking of magic, Bruce was also taught by Giovanni Zatara, Zatanna's dad. It must sting Bruce bad that he has no talent for magic.

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Did Jason blood and Sir Justin/Ystin ever have any interactions in the comics? Seems like they have a lot in common

Sorta. In New 52's Demon Knights Ystin and Blood were part of a group, but then they come from different "Camelots".

Was taught by
>Giovanni Zatara (magician)
>Jason Blood/Etrigan (immortal guy plus demon)
Is close friends with
>Zatanna Zatara (magician)
>Deadman (ghost)
>Jim Corrigan/Spectre (immortal guy plus angeƦ)
>Andrew Bennet (vampire)
Dated
>Nocturna (vampire)
>John Constantine (magician)
Yet for some fucking reason certain writers portray him as an atheist. Explain this shit.

Oh you know, stuff.

To master peak-human anal relaxation.

Demon Knight sucked, I think it got both Jason and Ystin wrong in character writing.

oh shit I'm sorry

His atheism is born out of spite or writers attempts to make him an intelligent skeptic because it's common in our world but makes no sense in Batmans.

You kid, but i legit believe Bruce sold his body to learn from certain sick masters who were trying to test the young lad how far we was willing to go and stoop in order to learn what they had to teach.

>Dated John Constantine
When?
inb4 azzarello

Did Bruce actually date Constantine? First time I hear about this, which is weird since that'd make bruce bi and you know how important a character's sexual orientation is to some people.

>date Constantine
>rebuff Zatanna
Poor Zee.

DON'T SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF CONSTANTINE WITH SUCH SALACIOUS INNUENDO. HE WOULD NEVER FUCK BRUCE!

Everyone needs a good rhythm sometimes, so Etrigan helped Bruce to learn his rhymes.
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Atheist in the sense that Bruce doesn't expect God to do him any favors. He knows for a fact a God exists given the shit he's seen/been involved in, he's just salty because of the parent thing

>Nocturna (vampire)

Nocturna wasn't a vampire. She just had a skin condition.

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Man, those stories were weird.

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You ask the what Etrigan did TEACH?
The demon in question; is a master of SPEECH.
Bruce Wayne and I spent some TIME
And thus Batman left able to RHYME!

The only time i can remember where Batman did some magic was during the Amazons Attack! cross-event, and i think everyone agrees that whole mess is something it's best left ignored.

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I'd be riiiiiight happy to