Pixar

and i am out..

Really, user? Jewish women are sexy as hell

Looks exactly like my mom.

haha, that’s rich

...until they hit 30.

>my mom is a fish
Are you some kind of half-fish-half-human hybrid?

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Post evidence. Otherwise, I call bullshirt.

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>Chubby curly hair moms exist, user.
Who cares if they exist, I want cute or attractive characters in a MOVIE

She is cute and attractive you closet homo

She's cute though, also she's supposed to be a middle aged mom which are not exactly the sexiest

What's wrong with curly hair?

At least they're not this

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>muh “Women age like MILK!!”
Whatever you say, pedo

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>tfw it bombed in almost every market including Japan so no art of spot
>even on pixiv they don't label it properly because they just watched the trailers and thought the boy was cute

Not the user you’re responding to, but it doesn’t look like Laura Lightfoot has curly hair.

Also, curly/kinky hair is objectively the sexiest hairstyle.

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Is there any porn of her in the middle

How is that curly hair? It's not even wavy. It's just slightly unkempt.

Nigga, did you not just read what I said? IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE LAURA LIGHTFOOT HAS CURLY HAIR. Ask what he meant by that.

she's cute. are those little fangs?

cute, but not fuckable

Pixars been shit since the mid 2000s after they made a movie about redneck cars.

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this board has so little imagination

Twink boy porn is the only thing that interests me with this movie

youtube.com/watch?v=wgWU42TxXSg

I swear to god, if this trailer did not have a pixar logo before airing, I would have thought it was a dreamworks movie.

The rest of the industry has caught up to Disney in terms of quality (or Disney just fell). It's Disney's brand name with the power.

Have sex please

I think that's just her bottom teeth

I question just why Pixar even wants the Illumination bucks in the first place

>not the centaur jogger
>not the mermaid(s)

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>The rest of the industry has caught up to Disney in terms of quality (or Disney just fell). It's Disney's brand name with the power.

But apparently only other American studios. Still no other nation on the planet is capable of making a cgi movie that does not look like complete shit

>Yea Forums - Cowards

>Also, curly/kinky hair is objectively the sexiest hairstyle

Th-thanks, user. I've spent years hiding my Irish frizz every way I can, from chemical straightening to outright cutting it off. You really made my day.

Well then I guess its a good thing she aint real and is gonna that way forever

Seriously user, what a stupid reason to not find an animated character attractive

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I mean, we got a ton of art out of Sadness, so I don't see why this would be any different.

>waah I only wanna see pleasant things in movies and pretend reality doesn't exist
Big yike

why would a mermaid even live in a landlocked area

movies must be entirely populated with twenty one year old hot babes and chads! or my eyes will drop out!!

Maybe it's an easier commute to work.

No problem, man. Straightening your hair is overrated. Embrace those curls!

>I would have thought it was a dreamworks movie.
Dreamworks lately has put way more thought on their designs.
Let's be honest, that looks like an Illumination film.

>DUDE WIMPY, JEWISH LOOKING LEADS LMAO

>There's a bunch of mythical creatures
>Is not like Zootopia where they have a whole world adapted to that
Doors have the same height as normal doors, there's no sign of water tunnels for mermaids, in fact mermaids are said to be in this society yet the only one we actually see is in there to make a lame joke and lives on a normal looking house, that has a normal looking backyard, with no water seen anywhere.

Disney is so clearly uninspired with this film is pathetic.

How can you even fuck the mermaid?

How CAN’T you fuck the mermaid?

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They aren't tho, at least not in D&D or The Elder Scrolls

glad i’m not the only one who caught this

millennials.

Guaranteed there will be like a highschool scene where the bullies/jocks will be trolls/orcs/vampires.

What are other scenes that will definitely be in the movie?

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"Cars" was the last movie Joe Ranft had a real hand in as a storyboard artist and consultant before he died in a car crash. I don't think it's a coincidence that Pixar's reputation got sloppy at the same time.

not gonna lie, looks like a high-budgeted dreamworks movie

There's gonna be porn anyway, and you know it.

Pixar post were defending the look of the film, saying the eyes makes it stand out from dreamworks.

I was about to ask why you left out Cars 3, but then it hit me: none of the characters in that universe actually HAVE parents, right? Do any Cars characters even have relatives in general?

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Is that supposed to be Ariel’s mom? Why is she so hot?

damn that's a clean render

We actually meet Luigi's parents in thr second movie. There's also the short scene were we see Francesco's mother watching the race it Italy.

This is just Sadness with pointy ears and different glasses

Okay so I didn't think too hard about this but to get out of that kiddie pool she's either going to have:

a) Splash Rules shapeshifting, when she dries off she's got human legs, which would make her just an utterly standard human except for the fish ears? Which I find annoying. I reject this.

or

b) A strong, be-legged spouse/roommate to come pick her up. So I've already headcanoned her as having an enormous minotaur husband to carry her around. This character probably doesn't get any more screentime than in the trailer so I bet I won't get proven wrong.

Some women certainly lose a very significant level of their attractiveness past 30. Not all, but enough to notice this and think it's a shame when it does happen. That doesn't mean a majority, or even enough to generalize reasonably, but the very specific nature of 'Jewish women over thirty' leads me to think the user was making, what they call, an observational JOKE.

yuck

Agreed

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>That doesn't mean a majority, or even enough to generalize reasonably
Don't lie. Most people in general become obese and disheveled in their 30's with the pressures of work and raising a family.

...

Onward looks boring and the plot sounds boring as well, but at least the mom and the pet dragon are cute.

nowadays even thirdworlders are trying.

>centaur jogger
Based AF

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those are some weird character for a smurfs movie

Yeah, how do they go from a fish to a troll mom?

This is definitely not Illumination-tier.

And played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus no less!

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Pixar really did a 180 after all those "ElasTHICCgirl" news articles last summer

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Why do I have a feeling this new movie is going to be like Cars?
A regular-ass movie with a regular-ass story that felt the need to have a gimmick world that adds NOTHING to the story.
The world-building already seems to pale in comparison to Monsters Inc.

Don't forget those horny twins

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>wow this is literally me, who need story about creativy, I want to see MYSELF, the Sally anne test is RACIST
female clowns are gonns destroy society piece by piece

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I’m glad the internet desensitized me enough to get this joke

Aw, no love for the satyr?

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Pixar still had 4 good movies after Cars.

for some reason this looks to me like some thing that would apeal to fur fags, even tho the characters are not furry

the whole thing feels like one big bad dragon ad, i wouldn't be surprised if they slipped that one in on purpose

>This is supposedly worse than two normal humans and A FUCKING FISH
It's just a recoloured chubby human with pointy ears. And she still looks pretty cute even with all of those features. She doesn't even look any worse than the other 3, so I still don't get any complaints about her design. Is it just because everyone expected a stereotypical elf with normal coloured skin instead of blue colouring?

I honestly thought the blue colouring for the elves was a pretty neat change to see in the movie. Mainly because I've seen tons of elves with overused design choices and was getting sick of seeing them all the time.

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"Wake up, user. We're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up."

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Americans appropriating foreign folklore and bastardizing them into "who cares, she has legs she JUMPS LMAO I AM SO CULTURIFIED" for their shit movies is fucking embarassing and disgusting.

>read the YouTube comments
>everyone's obsessing over the voice actors

Do normalfags really do this? Watch cartoons solely because a celebrity is voicing it?

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Robin Williams was right

Oi Vey

>30's with the pressures of work and raising a family.

I don't have either, feels gud man

I'm fine with Laura's blue, modernized elven design. I'm just disappointed that she isn't hot is all. After getting a fish with DSL, a spicy Latina, and a thicc--AND stacked--supermom from the '60s, just doesn't do anything for me. She's just cute, if anything.

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Pixar has noticeably dropped in quality since Wall-E

Stop yelling at me! Can't you understand my father put his human penis in my fish mother?

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no it hasnt. wally is definitely one of their best works, but that doesnt mean pixar got worse following that movie

Damn, Elaine looks like THAT?

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Nice try, Lasseter. I’m not watching any of your shit.

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How the FUCK did they get away with this?

They're cars

the only one that looks good is the non-pixar one

>Pixar used to be proud that they'd never use motion capture for their animation
>they now use motion capture in the projects

Anyone else get the feeling that Lasseter was set up on trumped up allegations so their studios wouldn't face any opposition for lowering quality?

>nose just kinda blends into the face instead of distinctive nostrils
>eyebrows look like felt glued on the face instead of actual hair

Pixar just don't give a shit any more...

it went downhil after TS3, starting with Brave.

paying attention to detail is extra costly

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People ignore that they've been making the same mismatched couple road-trip movie for all their original properties for over a decade now.

if t aint broke...

>they now use motion capture in the projects
What the fuck are you talking about?

Pixar commissioned a bunch of female animators to product shorts for them. There's footage of them using a mocap studio. Pixar never used to use motion capture because it produces rotoscoping uncanny valley shitness. Now they have their own studio.

damn females ruin everything

Hold on now, let me get this straight.
So your human father, put his human penis in your shark mother's vagina.
And you just stood by
And let that happen
...
Pathetic
You're a freak.

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satyrs are way more than foreign folklore now, they're a part of the fantasy genre. that's like complaining that dragons breathing fire is disrespectful to chinese culture.

I would literally fuck all 4 of those females....yes Dory as well.

Where can I find a paint roller which will put on that much pain, that evenly without dripping on a weathered surface?

>horse pussy>>>>>>fish colaca

TUMBLR MODERN SOCIETY LIBERAL SOCIETY KEEP IT IN THE BEDROOM SOCIETY KEEP IT OUT OF THE BEDROOM SOCIETY SEX SOCIETY PERIOD BLOOD RUB ON MY FACE SOCIETY STARBUCKS GOOD SOCIETY CUNT SOCIETY CUNT SOCIETY RUN BY CUNTS SOCIETY RESPECT THE CUNTS SOCIETY ONIONS BOY SOCIETY FALSE DICKS NAIVE FOR FEMINISM SOCIETY STICK A DICK IN A FEMINISTS PERIOD BLOODIED FAT VAGINA WHILE SHE FARTS SOCIETY DISGUSTING SOCIETY NO MORALS SOCIETY SOCIETY SOCIETY SOCIETY

>comparing St George's fire breathing dragon to Chinese shit
The absolute state of north American education.
Do you think your shit table top game invented fire breathing western dragons? Fuck off

PFFTHAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER JEW JOKE, SOOO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL!!

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How is a sperm supposed to halt a whole penis?
He clearly wasn't strong enough to stop his father's dick.

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It's a visual pun that would be lost on younger viewers.
The cut joke about a rest stop with "fully convertible" waitresses was a little more blatant.

Celebrity casting exists for a reason, you know. You and me and all other animation purists wish it wasn't so, but studios obey the box office dictates.

I...I don't...No... I wanna die

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Even as a kid, I had a feeling that was an innuendo. I never noticed the “fully convertible” one, though. Guess most of the dialogue-based adult jokes flew over my head, as I’m sure would be the same for most other kids.

Like I said, it was a cut joke, so you'd only see it on the deleted scenes.
They definitely didn't cut the joke of McQueen getting an eyeful of the Sheriff's... ah... undercarriage in Doc's examining room, though.

>appropriating foreign folklore
you fucking cunt

I've noticed that too, nobody gives a shit about the movie. It made me sad.

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS SHIT, Yea Forums. YOU BETTER FUCKING DON'T.

>hey perverts, stop looking at something you paid for!

I definitely remember seeing it in the actual movie. I’m gonna have to rewatch Cars then.

A giant appears only once in the whole movie to make a lame joke, mark my words

Not his fault.
The faggot must be thinking MILFs are 20 somethings cacked in make up and wearing pencil skirts like all the porn videos.

The guy who made this never painted a wall

Quirky women trying to be seductive is my fetish, because it ALWAYS FUCKING WORKS.

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chill the fuck out guys, it’s just a cartoon

Face it, Disney is just Marvel Studios at this point. They've gotten lazy cause they got the MCU to carry their asses and they can produce mediocre products at the cost of their other studios cause Marvel bucks will make 90% of their annual profit either way.

Where do you think we are?

Was norman rockwell the first one to use scrawny guy protags? In illustrations at least?

No love for the toll booth troll either

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Would be hotter if they were male

The pixar crew usually research for stuff like this for realistic animation. What happened?

Pixar should have made the damn Artemis Fowl movie instead of trying to make it live action.

god damn it now i have to replay it agian

based and redpilled, everyone knows ugly cunts exist, no need to have every fucking movie remind me when i can simply look out the window.

Has Pixar ever made a book-to-film adaptation before? All their films have been originals or sequels, right?

After Up would be where i place the marker personally.

user are you new?

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Homeboy’s last name was Radcliffe?

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That's mostly to keep their story ideas "fresh" and keep them from getting complacent. Also to help prevent having to pay royalties to the book author.

This. It's like after Up, all the ingenuity slowly leaked out of the studio like an old balloon.

Is this a Pixar thread or a MILF thread?

She looks too small.

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>Mfw just realized my favorite Pixar films all follow that formula

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Finding Dory was a good movie.

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I've seen quite a few references to Ranft being one of the two people who could pretty much tell John Lasseter to his face when he was being an idiot with John actually listening to what was being said.

A better joke would be that Giants are only a few inches taller

Well there are only two types of story.

Was Sheriff getting a prostate exam or what

That's pretty much the implication, yes.
>Get a good look, city boy?

>’Let me generalize every recent Pixar film as a ‘mismatched couple road-trip movie’ so I can expose how they’re out of ideas! Mwahahaha!’
Nigga, that is BASIC STORY STRUCTURE. A good storyteller knows that characters come first, so having a movie star two opposite personalities creates clashing and conflict (drama and/or comedy stems from this). The characters will need a goal that they’re working towards in order for a story to even happen. And the journey allows that to happen so said characters can reach their goal while also meeting new people & surroundings and growing in the process.

Many well-written films in general—but animated films, especially—will have those qualities, and Pixar does that while still making every world, cast of characters, and story a unique and entertaining experience. The phrase you came up with just describes the basis for good story structure.

I swear, this board gets cynical for no fucking reason. Pixar may have had a few duds this decade (what studio doesn’t?), but they’re still absolutely killing it. And while I admit that TS4 is definitely a cashgrab, I’m sure the Pixar writers and artists still managed to make it much better than it has any right to be.

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That's literally the entire point anyone hires famous actors to VA.

so.. you only know one story structure? That's sad.

first you have to HAVE SEX

This isn't a super relevant comment to the thread, but I have to share just how sad I was looking up Tiffany Amber-Thiessen after catching a rerun of Saved By the Bell. She was so fucking hot most of the way through her thirties. Now she looks like a midwife.

Lark Voorhees still cute, though.

It's a Pixar MILF thread

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shill

They used motion capture in that robot short they did for Sparkshorts

youtube.com/watch?v=A4-G7YpSFb4

You know what aren't odd couple road trip movies?

Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Lion King, Pocahontas, Mulan, Hunchback of Notre Damme .

Dreamworks haven't done an original MCRT film since Shrek

Pixar have increasingly relied upon it because it lets you basically write a sketch show where instead of a complex story, you write loosely connected skits.

Damn, was Imelda always this GORGEOUS?

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What’s so bad about motion capture? Plus, IIRC this SparkShorts program was made specifically for Pixar artists to get the chance to EXPERIMENT and make short films different from what the studio’s features usually are like. And in this case, the technique was used for robot characters; it’d be somewhat appropriate to give them that slightly “uncanny valley” look.

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>What’s so bad about motion capture?

Retard.

Motion capture is quick and lazy.

It produces uncanny valley results as the people doing the motion capture don't have the physical attributes of their avatar and there's a disconnect between exagerated features and ultra realistic movement.

It's like comparing Ralph Bakshi's rotoscoping to Glen Keane.

That said, at some point we're going to start AI based animation doing the grunt work. Put in a couple of key frames and the AI will work out based on physics, clothing, anatomy and a few personality/environmental presets and soon even amateurs will be doing passable animation very quickly.

>Lark Voorhees still cute, though
Black Don’t Crack

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This fat cunt looks like she makes blog posts on tumblr about the patriarchy.

After watching the trailer I hoped the brothers would fuck up and release humanity on their world.

Isn't concrete/stone bad for hooves?

I fucking hate Last man on earth

>elven Sadness and some weird blue elven jew kid and a generic skink with wings
Remember when Disney dragons had soul put in their design?

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Why? Did you seriously watch it for the LORE instead of the comedy? XD

I remember when Quest for Camelot was Warner yes

Nostrils are hard to see on bigger noses. See, the tip is bigger and that ends up obscuring the actual nostrils unless you look from below.

This t b q h

>Pixar releases a film starring a hot hourglass-figured MILF
>this type of shit happens in the MSM
>their next mom character is blue haired Big Red

Hmm, I wonder why