I need more 1950s waitress waifus

That's just Mavis

That's my fetish

We know, Andrew.

>started replaying Destroy All Humans today after the trailer
>remember no fucking checkpoints and how each time you die meant going back to the mothership and waiting in the damn load screens all over again

They better fucking fix this

How did you know my name

Here user.
soundgasm.net/u/LookingForMyBlueSky/F4M-Script-Fill-One-Stoplight-Town-Blowjob-Sweet-Waitress-Cheesy-with-just-a-hint-of-a-Southern-Accent

So what platform is this going to be on because i have to get it now

human pink pony when work as 1950s waitress

PC, PS4, Xbone

Probably because Invader Zim was already a thing. Speaking of which, his VA was in this game.

I like Pox a little more than Zim. I'll die on this hill.

Here's the question.
With they get back the old VA and his magnificent Jack Nicholson impression?

All of the voice lines are ripped straight from the original game's files. They lost the original recordings themselves, but it was just the damn PS2, so it should go over okay.

Should i get a ps4 or xbox one?

Don't you just miss that free coffee refill, american user?

SHE'S SUCH A LOVELY SUNNY DAY

Ich will

X bone. PS4 has been getting flack recently for censoring games ever sense their head quarters moved to California.

Check which ones has the games you want or more of the games you want, and then go with that.

Neither cause the new ones are coming out next year and will be back compat

> he doesn't have the looks/charisma/familiarity with the folks at his local diner to get a free coffee when he goes in
I pity you. I haven't paid for a second coffee in like a year and a half.

No gameplay no hype

my nigga

Thx for the heads up, not much into gaming but i always wanted to play this when i was younger so im buying an x box console next year

>don't get the console that everyone has for online and that has all the multiplats plus a ton of exclusives
>buy the piece of shit with no exclusives because SONY PUT LIGHT RAYS ON NIPPLES

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or you could git gud

>playing online
>implying the PS4 has good exclusives
I own a PS4 and know you're full of shit

I refuse to endorse amy pascals puritan views

She reminded me of Katy Perry

PC

bump

MR. SANDMAN
SEND ME A DREAM

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LIFE COULD BE A DREAM SWEETHEART

>implying the PS4 has good exclusives
yeah actually. Better than the zero that xbox has

this game was my jam

I still have the soundtrack

Get a PC nigga

>did anyone else watch the movie that you unlocked after beating the game?

>"They can take our freedom, but they can never take our Vodka"
>RUN CRYPTO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
youtube.com/watch?v=ANSqJp_8PUk

>PS4
>Exclusives
Pick 1

Build a PC, Consoles today are completely overpriced under-powered garbage that lack any sort of convenience they once had. Unless you are cool with spending hours downloading patches from your hard copy game, paying for online services, or playing with lower frame rates and resolutions just bite the bullet and buy a PC.

The only worthwhile console now is the Switch which really only is good because of its 1st party games and it's mobility.

Yeah, it was pretty fun

user Ps4 has more exclusives than xbox

Yeah but the same number of good exclusives
1

Nah ps4 has got more just salty xfags

>Decide to look up alien shit because of this
>This is what comes up
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=Y53lcxh4fwg
People who believe in this shit are literal schizos aren't they?

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Fuck off Yea Forums. I own a ps4. Literally Bloodborne is the only good exclusive it has

user dont pretend to own a ps4. That is reddit teir arguing

Name another worthwhile exclusive user.

Uncharted Bore?
Horizon Zero Plot?
God of Last of Us?

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>These models will get ripped and put into SFM porn

I teared up at the end because I'm a living joke

you know parroting reddit memes is not wining you any favours

Good, i need more 50's drive in gf.

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And not actually providing any counter points for your shit console isn't doing you any favors either sony fag.

I don't even play video games but you're spot on the money here.

Ich Will.

SFM porn is garbage. Do people really settle for this shit unironically?

I don't think so. The trailer is just a pre-rendered video.
The in-game stuff isn't going to look nearly as good.

He looks like he's going to turn the Fourth of July into the Fourth of Shit.

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Hey man, humans are fucking stupid. There are people who believe in ghosts, aliens, molepeople, zionist conspiracies and even religion

The screenshots look promising. But, hey, between you, me, and this whole thread, I used to jerk off to the original game. There were a lot of...confusing erections resulting from anal probing these 50's waifus until their heads popped like grapes. I was pretty upset my body responded in that manner back then, but not enough to not shrug and take care of it. Ah, puberty.

>games are getting content removed from the PS4 version
>but it's fine though
First they came for the anime tiddies, and I did nothing because I was not an anime tiddy.

The title of the series was always misleading. The Furons can't survive without a thriving population of humans to procure DNA from. Crypto vaporizing all these humans in the trailer is a waste of resources.

Plenty more where that came from.

>reddit memes
>Not liking reddit games is a reddit meme

There was that one-off character from Dexter's Lab. Was Peggy her name?

Boggle

RAMMSTEIN!!!!

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THQ saving waifus

"I'm sorry hon, we don't serve colored folks in this diner."

Why did they make the ayy so uncomfortably sexy, bros

This makes /pol/ moist.

>Ray Kroc started McDonalds to cater to young families in postwar suburban neighborhoods. He was appalled by the typical roadside diner which was full of loud music blasting from jukeboxes, motorcycle punks, and amorous couples flirting or making out. "I wouldn't take my wife to such a place and neither would you." he said.

Shame the music was atrocious.

>Shame the music was atrocious
You go to hell and you die.

He was talking about the trailer music

Aight.

Rammstein is trash, you fucking pleb.

imagine having no taste

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mate dust your shit

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Not OP but appreciate it, good sir

The review of the old version
youtu.be/l8xQoLFqf7g

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>switch
Yikes

>TFW never take my girl to an old 50s diner

It's a PS2 remake

Go to bed Lyle

Well good to know Richard Steven Horvitz will still be Orthopox then.

I can't believe they made some shoddy Wii spinoff without the voice actors.

Shes fuckin dead brehs

I'm sure she's a recurring model in the remake, there's hundreds of her.

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supporting pedo supporters

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Admirable

get a life

Really, guys? A '50s style waifus and no Annie Hughes. Disappoint, son. Disappoint.

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>Vaporizing hordes of identical waifus.
This makes the penis the big penis

why did you post pedophile owned site?

It'll presumably play exactly like the original, save maybe some QoL adjustments

How are those glasses sticking to him? He doesnt have ears or a nose.

He could easily hold them on telekinetically.