DC/Marvel Crossver Prompts

I think there was some Hal Jordan/ Doctor Doom shit going on?

Yeah it was about Doom getting a GL ring and the GLs being incredulous until he dons it and activating it. Everyone thought he'd get Yellow or something

My favorite of these scenarios is how much Bruce Wayne distrusts Tony Stark, Hank Pym, basically the entire Illuminati and they all pretty much hate him for it.

>After the Tower of Babel incident no one can really blame them at all

>Steve Rogers, Captain America himself has the willpower to wield a Green Lantern's ring.
>There is a SuperBuster armor with Kryptonite-based weaponry.
>Lex totally knows about that, made an exact replica except with Red K and plans to steal and swap the two armors.
>Batwoman totally got it on with Rogue, Emma Frost, and Psylocke.
>Wolverine and Deathstroke having met before Weapon X.
>The Joker trying to bond with the Carnage symbiote only for it to reject him.

>Weather Witch and Storm have a gigantic battle that amounts to all out war, eventually.

Do we keep the Xavier being more a telepath advocate and Manchester Black being all Magneto about it?

>Hank Pym
Nigga who should be trusting him at this point? The man is quite literally an insane misanthrope who's only a hero in the loosest sense because of his wife. Batman has every reason in the world to think Hank's a danger to anything and everything, himself included.

>Deadpool is readying cameras for the inevitable mudwrestling at the end

>Johnny Storm dated Starfire once, she was one of his longest lasting relationships
>The FF in general were actually saddened when the two broke up but they remain close friends

>Wolvrine wonders if Slade has info on his past and has tried on multiple occasions to find it out
>He actually has gotten a fair bit, such as his bith date, poetry, and others
True
Yes

>The Koenigs/Multiplex/Mirror Master

Pa Kent served with Steve's unit during the war, so Clark grew up hearing first hand stories about Captain America.

Dick and Peter are bros who bond over their crimefighting philosophies and love of redheads. They've agreed to try not to cockblock each other with their own respective redhead, but they agree that Jean Grey is neutral.
They room together at Longfellow College where they live down the hall from Richard Rider as well as whatever else dick jokes you can fit in there.

Doom Patrol/Nextwave
That's all I need.

>President Luthor inviting Latverian ruler Doom to the White House, its literally Lex bragging to Doom and Doom just puts him in his place on live TV for all to see.
>The Guardians of The Galaxy being essentially deputized to operate by both the GLC and Nova Corps.

>House of Mystery pops up next to the Sanctum Sanctorum and wont seem to budge
>Strange and Constantine are the worst neighbors to each other
>Greenwich Village would have been destroyed within a week if not for Wong
>The Village becomes the center for magical activities

>Diana manages to get her lasso around Stevil
>Makes him tel lthe truth about her mother
>He revelas he does/did love her
>She's shocked that someone so evil did love her mother and got her to love him
Any more ideas? Didn't read Secret Empire

>But, ironically, the Justice Society had files on the Agents of SHIELD before SHIELD was formed

Any way we can link the JSA not existing with this?

>The JSA are killed off at the end of the war excluding Fate, Hippolyta and Namor
Probably one of the best ways I can come up with

Instead of Skarr, Hulk is sent too New Genesis.
Ghost rider and Specter dont like eachother much but team up regularly
Bruce Wayne hates Tony but puts up with him infront if the public. Only foe that yo change when Tony comes back from being kidnapped and a changed man

>Instead of Skarr, Hulk is sent too New Genesis.
I'd pay to read that
>Only foe that yo change when
What? Going to bed

Marvel & DC rogue's favourite hangout

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Who switches with who in the body swap episode?

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Batman and Ironman
Wonder woman and thor
Hulk and Shazam

I’d trust Pym before Stark. Hell, I’d trust Banner before Stark.

Also from previous threads
>Quicksilver is a Jay Garrick fanboy
>Namor is the oldest and is King of Atlantis, Arthur is the youngest and the ambassador, Orm is the autistic middle child
>Punisher and Deathstroke were old war buddies

>>>Batman and Black Panther infiltrate the Avengers hq at the same time

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>Based Plas' meets Reed

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>Bicycle flexing ensues

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>Captain Atom and Wonder Man have bonded over their immortality.
>Cass and Laura are pen pals

>Black Manta is a recurring enemy of the Atlantaen brothers
>Though he still focuses on Arthur the most
>Namor and Orm have/are sending assassins after him all the time through various groups
>BM has managed to survive all so far

Based Eel

Protective fish siblings

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Lex/Doom rivalry has gotta be the best thing about a shared Marvel/DC universe

So what is Cadmus up too?

Plasticman AND The Maker can become a bike.

I guess Reed will never be a Bikecuck.

Until Aquaman and The Sub Mariner lead a 2nd assault and take Themyscira from HYDRA.

>The history books forget Orms flank assault that distracted HYDRA long enough for his brothers to succeed

>Ocean Master, beyond furious, gets a Red Lantern ring and leads the Red Lanterns against Atlantis/Themiscyra

>Arthur with a GL
>Namor with a PL, outfit is a pink speedo

>Star Sapphire Namor
Where my drawfriends at?

>Supergirl goes commando
Nice

>IMPERIUS SEX
>Constructs of all his partners

>Namor becomes the holder of The Predator

Neat buddy comedy

>>Nightwing once had sex with Black Cat and Spider Woman while staying I NYC.
Boring

>causes Tower of Babel
>causes Brother Eye
Sounds like Bruce

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>Luthor ran for president and beat Norman
>not to enforce horrible shit or anything, he just thought it would be funny to piss off Norman and thwart Loki and Doom’s plans
>and also piss off Superman

>>Cass and Laura are pen pals

>they never learned how to write so their letters amount to fucked up scribbles that only they can understand

>accidentally write their own language

>Spider-Man starts working double time to stop Batman's villains, along with his own
>The majority of Spider-Man's villains are too much for Batman to handle 1 on 1
>The Carnage symbiote latches on to Victor Zsasz

>The heroes use this to bypass Norman's cryptoanalysts during Dark Reign

I realize since Avengers handle the planet/Counter terror and the league extraterrestrial threats it would greatly reduce the work load on both.
>The Carnage symbiote latches on to Victor Zsasz
Crap

I feel like that would work better in a world where there's only Spider-Man and Batman, or one where there's only a few street-level heroes in New York, because I think if Batman villains start causing problems for Batman and Spider-Man, then other heroes would start joining in to stop them.

Well due to the proximity the two frequently deal with the other's rogues
>Aerial battles between SM and Manbat
>Bat doing espionage against Fisk
>Poison Ivy has tried to destroy NYC at least once but was stopped by the combined forces of the hero and villain communities
>Killer Moth is to Spider-man what Shocker is to Batman, a D-Lister that somehow manages to be way more dangerous than they let on

Do the GLC help during Annihilation?

To be honest, i just don't see Batman working in the Marvel Universe. He's already paranoid and problematic as fuck in the DCU where heroes are generally wholesome. Now imagine Batman having to put up with shit like the Illuminati? Batman would create so much trouble for anyone that the whole universe would get fucked. He might end up a big villain.

Hell yeah, it's pretty damn big
Everyone here tries to not get involved with Bats and Gotham if they can help it.

I wonder what the space travel situation is like for crossover Earth?

Dude, Batman would get involved in everyone's shit. That's the problem. He'd meddle in what everyone does and try to undermine them someway.

Hmmm, I don't know if we can get rid of Bat. He;s pretty integral, maybe make him less far reaching?

Maybe the Illuminati was exclusively made to avoid Batman?

Good, fuck Marvel's ''heroes''

That's a thought
>The Illuminati was made in response not to the alien, demon invasions but Batman being a paranoid fuck who's nearly ruined so many lives
Who's part of it

Well for the originals, they made sure, Atlantis, Wakanda, the Avengers, The X-Men, the Inhumans, and Magic were represented, probably get representation for DC stuff. Like for th JL, MMH, maybe Black Adam

BA definitely. MMH seems like a good fit

Maybe a GL representative, probably John, not sure who from the JSA

Fate, they need a magical counter to Strange

That’s 10 members right there, good round number for an Illuminati

>GA and Canary fighting some Hand ninjas at the docks
>More than expected, they even brought some D-Listers along for the ride
>Getting a little stuffy
>Suddenly earpiece crackles, Avengers frequency
>Did the Avengers have guys nearby? Can't remember, guy on the other end says reinforcements are on the way
>Just one guy? Hope he's good because you're starting to see your reflection in those katan- Suddenly the guy in front of you is smacked by a... shield painted like the flag?
>Right after that the shield stars ricocheting off into more ninjas
>Wait, you swear you've see nthis before, you did. The only guy you know who can make a shield do that has been in the ocean for around 60 years
>In the corner of your eye you finally see your 'reinforcements, and your heart skips a beat. He looked like he stepped out of a history book, and spoke with the voice that could command a god.
>"Need a hand?"
>Who were you to turn it down?

Badass

Honestly, I think Doom would have a legit mental breakdown in the DCU. Imagine him having to deal with the inherent goodness of Superman, Batman's GigaChad Big Dick Energy, Diana's wholesome love for all things, and the general heroic qualities of those characters. He'd either give up and die alone in his castle, or he'd become even crazier.

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The DC/marvel crossovers have some pretty stupid writing including powers never seen before or since, like Supes suddenly deciding to be utterly immovable. Plus Bats knocking out the Hulk. Good times.

Imagine him finding out this guy has more willpower than him

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He'd probably try and kill him. Doom would literally go on a murder spree from the shadows. He'd forget honor, codes and whatever other bullshit and go full psycho.

Man’s got issues.

He makes it out to be Reed maimed his visage but it was just a scratch. Dude overreacts to everything. He'd def go after Hal and reverse engineer the ring if he could
>Hal has somehow managed to outwit DOOM by being an idiot
>"Have you ever considered you're foolproof plan actually going up against a fool Doom?"
>"Silence you blonde tart! No one is that stupid!
>"Then you haven't met my Ex."

At least he has some excuse. His face is fucked, his mom is in Hell and his dad froze to death. Then you have a fucker like Tony Stark going full fascist every 5 years because of "muh future". Batman created Brother Eye, but Stark created a Power Dampener that works on anyone, put Mutants in a Concentration Camp guarded by fucking Sentinels, formed the Illuminati and a shitton of other stuff. Doom's at least honest about his autism. Stark's a backstabbing weasel. He'd be better friends with Luthor and they'd shittalk Wayne because they'd both be jealous.

Seriously, Doom would be like Luthor here when he finds out Batman's identity. He can't, he won't believe it.

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>Doom goes off the rails
>keeps trying more and more outlandish schemes
>spreads himself thin by trying to take on anyone who gets on his nerves
>eventually the heroes start seeing him as a REEEEEEEEing tard and entertain his fantasies with a good fight, before knocking him out and flying him back to Latveria and tucking him in to his bed

Wonder how he reacts to the Parallax incident

You’re a ruler of a country ,a master of science and sorcery, you’re one of the smartest beings the universe, you’ve done things that most men can only dream of and yet your willpower still isn’t enough to match a guy who drinks from the faucet

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Superman confronts some Marvel anti-heroes, expect The Elite, only to find they have nothing but respect for him.

>"You're all better than you think you are."
>Sitting in the prison truck "Man, when he talks like that it's like my dad telling me he's disappointed all over again."
>"Over Mr. Rogers."
>"Yeah, that too."

I didn’t think the Star Sapphires let men in.

>Implying something so trivial as gender will stop the king of Atlantis

>accidentally write their own language
Kek

I think it’s been said that most men just don’t usually fit the bill well enough, pretty sure Guy Gardner became one in the future.

War of the Supersons is best arc.

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Does Supes like it when Cap calls him son?

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I liked the Swap Homer/Marge thing they had with Jon in the previous thread

Well they haven’t invented the hero who has the power to turn into a seahorse yet, or a clownfish.

Or maybe the future Star Sapphire Corps is more progressive.

Like Highball finally gets through to Star Sapphire and changes her mind on the issues.

Kara was adopted into the Danvers family, with Carol as an older sister.

As did I. I contributed to both the idea of constantly sloshed Carol with a Clark trying to reign her in and a Stepford Husband Clark to Jean and I think I like SuperCaptain more.

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>The West Coast Avengers fucking despise Titans West.

>The feeling is mutual
>There have been a fair number of scuffles over the years and have been reined in by senior heroes from other groups
>People get the two mixed up all the time
>At least they aren't the GLA

>It’s a “Carol gets drunk during the school bake sale and picks a fight with the other moms” issue

>"I'm tha stwongest woman on the playnet, Grey"
>"Of coarse you are, Carol"
>"Evan wiff dat Phoenix you cudnt beet me"
>"Whatever you say, Carol"
>"And my boy, culd totally whipe the floor with you'res"
>"Bitch, my son will turn your son gay"

>Turns him gay
>"OH GOD, THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA!"

>The kid from the Super Phoenix timeline tries to make Clark's kid from the timeline where he got with Emma gay
>It backfires hilariously.

youtu.be/1lsQfTaStcs

> The Jon we know surrounded by these guys.
> Technically, he's the weakest

>The Elite are a 3rd faction of mutants
>They fight both the X-Men and the BoM, X-Men for getting in their way of kill villains, BoM for being villains
>Manchester is an omega mutant
>The Elite eventually try and kill Magneto, which kicks off a massive war between the Elite, Brotherhood of Mutants, and X-Men, who get involved to stop both of them

I don't know how I would end this though

I thought Magneto was a good guy here? You know because telepaths were the more pressing threat?

>Jon never got aged up in the SuperMarvel timeline because she had a hangover the day she was supposed to take him to Jor-El

What other JL members get paired with Marvel characters?

Oh
So how about the Brotherhood of Mutants and the X-Men team up to stop the growing Elite, who are attempting to harness the power of the phoenix like Jean Grey. Manchester, being on of the strongest mutant telepaths, is the key to the Elite.

WW and Cap. Usually.

I'd rather she didn't take him to Jor-El in the first place.

Constantine had a one night stand with Wanda, she tells everyone the kids are Vision's.

Was gonna add this, if this universe has an alt-history WWII with Steve being the huge influencial figure he usually is, little Clark Kent definitely grew up admiring him and modelling his superhero attitude and costume after Captain America.

What is the Phoenix Force anyway? Does it combine with any entities of the Emotional Spectrum?

>The majority of Spider-Man's villains are too much for Batman to handle
What? Aren't a majority of Spidey villains just asshole bank robbers with fancy tech? The only villains Bats would struggle with are the symbiotes, but his rogues gallery has plenty villains stronger than the likes of Doc Ock and Vulture for instance.

So who would be the big bad final boss of the shared universe? Darkseid, Braniac, Thanos, Galactus?

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That actual is cool idea to tie Pheonix into the Emotional Spectrum.
Someone with more insight to Jean Grey's incredibly convoluted backstory think of something

Gonna go with Darkseid, here since I’m assuming we’re using Post-Crisis/616 here

All of the above?

Daekseid thanos second because of his batshit insane plan of killing everything

On that note, where would all the Infinity Gems be located/who would be protecting them when Thanos eventually makes his move to grab all 6?

Not Galactus. He gets played by schemers all the fucking time.

According to Wikipedia, it’s “The embodiment of the very passion of Creation—the spark that gave life to the Universe, the flame that will ultimately consume it."

Braniac has power
Fate has mind
daekseid has space
IDK about the others maybe the Amazon island holds one and thanos Burns it while Diana is away

Darkseid should have Soul

Brainiac has Mind

Dr. Fate has Reality

Dr. Strange has Time

Not sure who would have Power and Space

I could see Nova or GLC being protectors of the Space Stone.

You know that’s funny because I figured the Guardians of the Universe would keep the Power Stone

Guardians of the Galaxy become the New Guardians

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>Punisher gets a Red Lantern ring, and becomes even more efficient at Franking, with gun-shaped constructs that never run out of bullets, and being able to fly with his anger alone

>Punisher getting any ring
Oh God oh fuck

Jim Hammond once dated Red Torpedo

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He'd pretty much only qualify for the red one

"FRANK CASTLE OF EARTH. YOU ARE CAPABLE OF GREAT RAGE. WELCOME TO THE RED LANTERN CORPS!"

And a minute later...

"JAMES HOWLETT OF EARTH. YOU ARE CAPABLE OF GREAT RAGE. WELCOME TO THE RED LANTERN CORPS!"

>All bad guys within a 100 kilometer radius begin to shit themselves, and they don't know why...

Wolvie wouldn't even need a red lantern ring

>Quicksilver is a Jay Garrick fanboy, but is really aloof and arrogant to everyone, ESPECIALLY other speedsters. Mainly because "They SHOULD be able to keep up with me, but they don't! Bah!" Possibly develops into a tsundere-type when he's with Jesse Quick.
>Deathstroke and Deadpool absolutely despise each other. Wade wastes no time in unloading the magazine of whatever weapon he has in hand at Slade upon sight.

Not much since A.I.M. and M.O.D.O.K. took them over a few years back. Their science projects have gotten WEIRD.

Besides, he'd have his hands full dealing with governing Latveria. Especially since it shares a border with Markovia. Prince Brion Markov is all well and good; a born noble so of course he's well versed in statecraft. It's just his heroic streak is so inconvenient, especially when he teams up with Batman for some reason.

True, but Spider-Man's villains don't usually have a load of psychological baggage that can be used to easily predict behavior. Usually. Norman Osborn's in a class of his own.

The Guardians made a play to harness the Phoenix Force hundreds of years ago, before they even created the Manhunters (based on and inspired by the Nova Corps.) It didn't go well. Darkseid completely disregards it as it is a force for Creation, not Destruction or Total Control. Conversely, the All-Father is quite wary and gives the Force a wide berth.

>There's no joking about it either
>Slade messes with kids, Wade has a daughter

>Rose and Jericho, despite how much they may try to interfere, are off limits. The moment Slade throws them willingly into the fray or sacrifices them as bait Wade stops making even wisest of cracks. It's all grim intent and focus. Wade makes Slade scared for the first time in decades.

>Cap is Wondys husbando

>Green Lantern (Kyle or Hal) / Daredevil crossover where GL is temporarily blinded and Daredevil has to use the Power Ring. Bonus points if the villains are Yellow Lanterns.

>Moon Knight vs DeathStroke

>Jason Todd gets the Symbiote

>Wally West and Peter Parker are good friends. So are Miles and Wallace.

The Vishanti and Fate have a lose alliance. The Vishanti see Fate's relationship with his mouthpiece as parasitic and inhumane, while Fate see's the Vishanti as weak stomached and unwilling to make the hard decisions. Ultimately, however, they both want to preserve humanity's current state and magic's current age. Still, however, Fate finds Stephen Strange's insistence on talking to him like an equal incredibly cheeky, and will often completely ignore Stephen, and have conversations directly with the Vishanti. Both the Vishanti and Fate, however, think The Wizard Shazam is an idiot for choosing a literal child (well... technically Fate thinks he's an idiot for chosing a child and NOT magically aging him in limbo to give him a lifetime of training, but the point stands.)

>He doesn't rage or spew blood
>He acts the same as always
>Just more red
>He still goes after gangsters, etc

Sweet, kinda like the Starheart

> Frank
> Sniktbub
> Hulk

Let's do something new
> Enter Cyclops
> Jean dies again or some shit
> SCOTT SUMMERS OF EARTH, yadda yadda

Now, imagine punches from the punch dimension but with corrosive acid

The female avatar of death that Thanos is in love with, and killed half of the universe to win, is a female manifesting avatar/aspect of Darkseid. Similar to the original, once he finally did it, the avatar was like "lol, I know I said I'd love you if you killed half of existence... but lolnope. Have sex virgin. Also, I'm a man." Only this time, it was all part of a plan to truly break Thanos' spirit, so he'd give in to the truth that Darkseid is all and take his place as one of Darkseid's elite.

Cant agree more

>accidentally write their own language
Super cute

Everyone's been trying to figure out Latveria in the merged universe, but what about Vlatava? Count Vertigo can be relevant too, no?

>blackest knight happens
>rings seek out new hosts
Who gets what?

>He'd try to become omnipotent again, whatever means possible

>Deadpool wants Superman to adopt him

Spider-Man gets a Green Lantern ring.

I think he also qualifies for yellow and green

Scott would make a great GL
RIGHTclops would make a great Yellow Lantern

>think The Wizard Shazam is an idiot for choosing a literal child (well... technically Fate thinks he's an idiot for chosing a child and NOT magically aging him in limbo to give him a lifetime of training, but the point stands.)

>tfw despite them thinking Billy’s a literal child that can’t handle the responsibility bestowed on him by the Wizard

>he’s actually more competent than Fate or Strange or even the Vishanti

>they all get into meaningless struggles with Dormammu or Mordu or each other

>or Strange conjures up a demon to make a deal to help him fight some monster, only to make shit worse

>and Billy almost always cleans up their fucking mess

>Wizard Shazam just sits on his throne all smug, sipping on some magic iced tea or some shit

>Billy’s fucking exasperated that all these gods and sorcerers keep acting like children. He just wanted to be like Superman and Thor and punch monsters.

>implying Cyclops won’t be a fucking White Lantern and get into a fight with The Phoenix

He’d make shit worse, which would be hilarious

>Black
Grim Reaper, Carnage, maybe the Brothers Grimm?
>White
No idea. I don't even know how it works at this point.
>Green
Most heroes would qualify in theory, but you need the ones that can push through everything. Moon Knight and Punisher can shrugg off the pain, but MK kinda likes it, so it's a moot point. Tony Stark "beat" alcoholism and was Iron Lantern in the Amalgam Universe, but dunno, he doesn't seem the type, he relapses too often. Hell, Red Skull is a sadomachocist who keeps coming back, so technically he qualifies too. But I guess for that Hal Jordan Tier you'd need someone like Doom. Captain Britain's powers are tied to his self-confidence, so maybe at his peak he could weild it. Captain America would most likely be able to weild it.
>Yellow
Green Goblin, Punisher, Doctor Doom, Red Skull, Carnage, Moon Knight, Ghost Rider and a ton of others could qualify.
>Blue
"Hope" isn't exactly found in Cape characters, but I can see someone like Doctor Strange weilding it. Maybe Hank Pym too. Steve Rogers could fit.
>Pink
Jean Grey, Post-Morrison Emma Frost, Scarlet Witch.
>Indigo
Since the point is to take the worst of the worst and brainwash them, Carnage would be the prime candidate. Then maybe Mr. Hyde.
>Red
Sniktbub and Punisher have already been mentioned. Hulk, obviously. Red Skull, Vengeance and Doom, obviously.
>Orange
Doctor Doom, Red Skull (and most of HYDRA), Mandarin, Green Goblin and Kingpin. Maybe Iron Man, it's the place where I think he fits the most. Come to think of it, since a lot of Iron Man's villains are greedy businessmen, a lot of them could qualify.
>Mandarin, Hammer, Agger, Stane, Spymaster, Bain, Arno and Tony all get Orange Rings
>none of them is the real one, so they spend all day trying to kill one another so that one can claim the true Orange Ring

>Aren't a majority of Spidey villains just asshole bank robbers with fancy tech?
Batman’s villains are weak as shit tho. Two-Face is just a mobster with a gun. Penguin is a dude with a deadly umbrella. Riddler just has henchmen and autism. Bane uses drugs to fight evenly with Batman. Mr. Freeze is a guy with a Freeze gun.

Compare that with Spider-Man’s low tier villains like Electro, whose a literal physical god with electric powers, or Rhino who’s stronger than Captain America, or Venom who’s Spider-Man but also a shape shifter.

Spider-Man has more variety than Batman. Batman rarely has villains that can actually beat him in a straight fight.

Darkseid and Thanos both go to war with each other, and the heroes are caught in the crossfire. Other villains like Braniac and Annihilus are trying to undermine them and take their power.

Galactus is fed up with this shit, he gets the memo and doesn’t want to get his powers taken or mind controlled like before. He ends up leading the rest of the powerful neutral cosmics when Darkseid and Thanos get too powerful, and help the heroes take them down.

>Frank gets a yellow ring
>Still just uses guns

>>Mandarin
He’d take all the rings because of his ring obsession.

Now that I think about it, he’d definitely become a White Lantern because of that. It makes sense

Mephisto has the time of his life screwing with the Bat family.

>The multiverse trope where the overwhelming majority of alternate versions of Stark/Iron-Man are villains is still true, but THIS Stark/Iron-Man happens to be a hero. Eventually, Lex Luthor reveals himself to be a Tony Stark from another dimension, who like most Tony Starks, just became a flat-out villain. Something happened to destroy all life in his universe that was totally not his fault (it was totally his fault) and totally Superman's fault (Superman was trying to stop him) and he's traveling through the multiverse taking revenge on every version of Superman he finds.

>gradually becomes The Darkness...but Yellow
Well, Orange, Yellow, Red and Green he'll be able to get most surely. Black too, in a way. Honestly, I keep trying to find what Ring STark would qualify for since I can more or less tell what all the other major characters would get (Cap's a deadringer for Will, Thor depends on his age, Spider-Man could easily weild Will or Hope, Hulk is Red, Pym is mostly Blue, etc), but I can pinpoint him.

>there's a DC AU where Tony Stark takes the place of Lex Luthor and Hyperion the place of Superman
>everything else is exactly the same and LuthorStark is pretty much identical to all other Luthors and Starks
>eventually it's revealed all Luthors and Starks are AUs of the same person
>Kang is their natural endgame

Doom finding the anti-life equation

>All the Kangs, all the Lex Luthors, all the Tony Starks, All the Bruce Waynes, and all the Dooms are all ultimately the same person, displaced by alternate dimensions and timeline fuckery

>The Joker is what happens when he finally remembers everything from all the timelines all at once.

Okay, now that's even better

>Every single time Doom’s become all powerful, it was explicitly to prove he has more will than Hal
>It doesn’t help that Hal’s become all powerful a bunch of times too

>Every time Doom becomes a god, Hal one-ups him and knocks him back to mortality
>Doom spergs autistically each time

Doctor Strange would 100% be a yellow lantern rather than blue though

>Stark has so much experience merging AUs to one and using backups, that at this point he's not even phased and disregards the whole thing
>Doom spergs because he's not unique
>Wayne gets even more emo because he thinks he's retroactively responsible for the actions of the others
>Luthor spergs because he really wanted to be Wayne
>Immortus and the Kangs just drink their sorrows due to the timeline mess
>Joker is filled with excitement now that he has more people to play with
...Fair point, if we go by his classic incarnation. Dude's scary and really toes the line. I was just looking for a Blue Ringer.

From the previous thread
>Peter Parker newest roommate/neighbor: Guy Gardner!
>Guy actually likes Peter.
>Spidey gets dragged into more cosmic insanity.
>Guy hits on MJ but keeps his distance.
>Plus side most of his foes screw with Pete less due to his friendship with Guy, downside, that alien merc group that wants to kick his ass due to his friendship with Guy.

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Repent from your sins Degeneratez.
Batman Beyond shows us the way!
Batman's time has come!
Peter Parker and Terry Mcguiness AMALGAM!
Clone Wars AMALGAM Bruce/Lex/Jackel/Norman Osborn!

DC=Golden Age WWII
Marvel = Dark Gritty Present
Clone Steve Rogers works security at Farm is who LIKE MOST GOVERNMENT Projects went independent overtime, Super Soldier Program >into< Cadmus.
AIM=Star Labs!
Marvel Heroes=Villains LOTS OF GREY AREA.
GO!

>Secret Wars 2015 is resolved by Hal hitting God Doom with a Green Boxing Glove
No thank you

Kek

>Amanda Waller and Nick Fury are eternal rivals

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>Hawk and Hawkeye are confused for each other so much Hawk actually carries a bow around.

I think a previous thread combined it with Cancerverse

>implying they won’t work together
Just imagine the shit they would be up to

Recent comics make a better argument for strange being yellow, Nightmare is terrified of him now

Would Mister Anger team up with The Wall, though?

>Asgard, Olympus are part of the 4th world and orbit the others

This make no sense.

>TFW Ego and Mogo team up with Galactus. They tow along the smaller fighters in Knowhere. Like, the entire station/Eternal's skull.

They can work together and still be rivals

>Black Nick Fury Jr is actually Amanda Waller and Nick Fury’s son

>Hal while in Parallax mode has white edges like Reed Richards
>Doom gets even more angry and autistic

>Galactus, Odin, Eternity, Ego, Imperiax, Zeus, Eon, and Strange Visitor all working together to take

>Hal as the Spectre pisses Doom off for having his look stolen

Gwen gets a BLR. Think about it, it fits perfectly

>Sue leaves Reed for Plas
>Reed goes utterly Nuclear, making Maker look like a child.

Merging Doom, Wayne, Stark, Luthor, Kang and Joker overly complicated a fun little tidbit. Keeping it just Stark & Luthor with Kang as a descendant works better. Both of them are mirrors of one another depending on their version.

>Fury Sr was impressed by her conviction
>They keep photos of each other on their desks
>This explains why Fury Jr is how he is
>Fury Jr's real name is Hatherly

>Spectre Hal constantly dabbing on Doom with Helen and Abin

>Injustice like game
>Hal's special victory pose after beating Doom is making a construct dab alongside him

>Doom’s worst nightmare is Hal ruling Latveria

>Doom tries to get Hal's adversaries to defeat Hal
>Doom has no actual inetntions to work with them, plans on studying their strategies and backstabbing them later
>Sinestro dabs on Doom instead, fucker's almost as strong as his husbando
>Atrocitus sees through his bullshit and REEEEEs Doom back to Earth
>Indigo 1: ???
>Carol ends up making out with Hal in front of Doom upon entering the vicinity of Hal' big dick energy
>Larfleeze: use your imagination

Catwoman gets bit by a radioactive cat at some point and gets upgraded to Spidey's rogue gallery power level

so thanos wants to bang femdseid? i can buy it.

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>The Virgin Von Doom vs the Chad Jordan

>In addition to the strength, speed etc. She gains the ability to hock up sticky furballs at high speed
>This was over turned by editorial despite the fans quite enjoying it
>It made Batman chasing her much funnier

Someone should make a collage of these. Yknow, for... future reference...

>The national food is hamburgers

>Selina has 9 lives
>literally

>Bumbling Carol attempting to be a good mother to Jon
>Now Dr. Doom hating Hal with a passion that almost matches his hatred of Reed.

Why do these threads make me want things that I'll never have?

Life is cruel that way
>ywn have a “House becomes a mess when Clark leaves Jon alone with Carol for a weekend” episode

>Doom develops a phobia against hamboigahs upon waking up

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Doom has a massive amount of treasures from the DC universe
His suit is now made from an Nth Metal alloy, which allows him fly
He has a motherbox and a yellow lantern ring (he stole it).

>Stark is transported to the DCU
>meets T.O.Morrow and Doc Magnus
>sees the Metal Men
>sees Cyborg's tech
>his own tech is even worse now, if that wasn't already compared to Reed's and Hank's
>overdoses on Extremis and becomes an AI/Man Hybrid
>joins Doom on his Autism Crusade, except he targets all tech-related /sci/entists
>puts AIs in Concentration Camps and gives himself a Hitler stache
>Magnus and his Big Dick Energy dab on him at every turn

>Carol... Why is the house orbiting Jupiter?
>I thawt wes neededed a chanje in seenery

>"Alright, Carol. I have to attend a weeklong conference over at Keystone. So here's a list of what to do, and here's the grocery list. You know where the supplies and cookware are, don't you?"
>"Uhhh. Yeaaah shure Clarrk. Send Jon to school by 7.30 and pick him uuhr-rp by 2.00, rhite?"
>"Yes. Take care now, and if you need anything, just call me, okay? Bye love"
>"See ya Cla-urp-ark. Hahve fun in Keshtun!"

You can imagine the house one week later

>I am a sorcerer, a man of science, a poet, a ruler, a great thinker. I comprehend things beyond whatever that kind of yours could dream of. I brought myself from nothing to rule Latveria. My power is recognized by the universe and above.
>You are a boy disguised as a man. Someone who left his home as soon as he could to serve others. You are but one of many chosen by the so-called “Guardians of the Universe” your ring no different from any other, a trinket is a dead man. You’ve succumbed to fear in the past and became the villain to the world. You’ve failed.
>Yet every time we face in a battle of wills, it is you who triumphs, me who is made the fool. Why?
>Tell me, damn you, tell me why?!

>WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

What would Doom do when Hal tries to seduce his goddaughter?

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We've had plenty of Carol and Clark shenanigans, any ideas for the Wondie and Cap dynamic?

NEXT LEVEL COSMIC COCKBLOCKING ENSUES
WHICH ENDS UP FAILING

>Clark comes back to the House covered in junk food wrappers and empty beer bottles, neither of them having any clean clothes with a bonfire in the living room.

>Doom bursts into the F4 HQ
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEchards you must do it, you must take action, you sorry excuse for an Elongated Man"
>"you must use your stretchy powers and do it!"
>"you must rape Hal Jordan before he rapes my dear Goddaughter!"
>Reed keeps being an autist and won't stoop so low
>Doom keeps trying, day in, day out

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Gordon? Is that you?

Who's ol Jimbo gonna raep in this universe?

>Okay gang, let's see whose behind this mask.
>It's just going to be a Doombot
>Hush
>It's... COMMISIONER GORDON!?
>And I would have gotten away with raping the Joker if it weren't for you no good Super Heroes

>Both attempting to understand the modern world and hilariously failing

Of course that only applies early on when he gets thawed and Wonder Woman convinces the Amazons to rejoin the world but they still have trouble understanding kids and their technology from time to time

FELINE FORCE

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Nothing. Some things are beyond even Doom

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Tony wants to be best buddies with Bruce, but Bruce hates Tony.

>Bruce hates everyone
>"Hey, what's up Bats?"
>"Stop talking to me"

>Wade makes Slade scared
You wish. And Slade wouldn't use them as bait. It's been shown repeatedly he cares for them.

>Diana and Steve are basically a just sweet elderly couple that don't understand kids nowadays

Cute

This is actually something that I've been thinking about a lot. It doesn't exactly fits this thread, but I want to share it.
Both Tony and Bruce have a certain childishness to them. Tony fights in oversized action figures and in modern years (Thanks to MCU and stupid writers) has a more nerdy/quirky side that you can imagine him playing vidya. Bruce has obvious childishness with his mask of zorro and focus on dead parents.
It's often shown that marvel comics (or an equivalent with other names) exist in the dc verse. And the opposite , dc comics exist in the marvel verse. (I remember Wade and Peter watching BvS and shitting on it).
So, it stands to reason that those two childish guys, Bruce and Tony would read comics too. Bruce would hide it a lot more though.
And here's the fun part. There are two things, I absolutely have no doubt about.
1)Bruce is Tony's favorite hero. Genius playboy billionaire orphan that fights alongside gods and supoerpowered folks just with his wits and gadgets? Tony would love the fuck out of that. Even when Bruce goes full control freak, like in Babel or with Brother EYE, he goes
>yeah, show em, that's how it's done
2)On the other hand, Bruce hates Tony. Hates him. From his no no-kill rule, to his irresponsiblity, impulsiveness, lack of focus, addictions, arms-dealing, he fucking hates Tony. Bruce's favorite hero is spider man.

So yeah, not exactly a fit for this threat, but, it paints a decent image of how Bruce and Tony would interact.

Id like to see The Puppet Master get an Orange Lantern Ring.

Frank should get an indigo ring.

What other young things would Hal hunt. I’d say the female roster of the Champions, possibly even the male.

He's banned from Xavier's School for Higher Learning.

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Selina tapping into the RED doesn't seem that strange desu

>>Deathstroke and Deadpool absolutely despise each other. Wade wastes no time in unloading the magazine of whatever weapon he has in hand at Slade upon sight.

Honestly, I like to think any hatred between the two starts simply because people, specifically employers, keep getting them mixed up because their names are similar.

>An entire universe was formed when Hal as Parallax fucked the Dark Phoenix

>Dark Phoenix
Hope, Dark Phoenix.

>Uncle Ben gets a Black Lantern Ring and Green Lantern Spider-Man has to kill him

Even the merged DC universe hates Spidey.

Well, Thanos' original motivation for detrtoying half of all life was "senpai notice me" so it makes sense that it was ultimately all psycholoical torture from Darkseid.

Just imagine. There is a universe where Hal Jordan and Reed Richards actually fused into one single person.

Victor would be fucking furious.

>FemSeid is just a huge fucking tease.

>She passes it off as true psychological torture and agony

>RightClops is a White Lantern
>Phoenix hates this
>They fight
>It ends up in a hate fucking the universe has never seen before

>Thanos: You said you would love me

>Seid: The closest thing to love still possible in this universe is unwavering, suicidal devotion to Darkseid

Odin, Hal and Whiteclops, kinda slutty for a cosmic entity

>FemSeid: This is where you pitiful excuse for “Eternals” belong. Beneath. My. Heel.

>Thanos: H-harder mommy

>FemSeid: what

>Thanos: what

Pheonix was always a hoe. Odin, Hal, and WhiteClops just did it to get it out of their system so they can settle down and move on.

Superman is the only one who can cure her with a good dicking, but he’s stuck with Carol’s drunk ass.

>During incursion event
>Darkseid facing the Beyonders alongside Doom
>Spidey: You know Guy?
>Guy: Yeah?
>Spidey: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm rooting for Darkseid.

Hey, that’s the mother of his kid, kinda white trash but still the mother.

>The Beyonders come
>Galactus and the Celestials are trying to fend them off
>they’re losing badly, all seems hopeless
>someone knocks one of the Beyonders down
>gives Galactus a hand
>it’s fucking Imperiax and The Antimonitor

>Spectre judges Frank
>NuHarley gets penance stared
And I am happy.

>Frank and NuHarley in hell
>They meet Mephisto and Neron

How does he feel about Giant Man?

>Carol setting Hal with Kamala so she and Clark can double date

See this is making me think of combining a bunch of different ideas I've seen in these threads for a different Earth.

>Universe where most superheroes and supervillains don't exist, aliens either don't exist or just rare and don't bother with Earth, so there's little to no alien/cosmic contact; there's no Avengers or Justice League or X-Men
>Gotham is located in New Jersey, Batman and his allies (Nightwing and the Robins, Batgirl, etc) and enemies are there. A few other enemies like Solomon Grundy do exist, though, even if Alan Scott doesn't exist. A few other allies like Black Lightning and Metamorpho exist for the Outsiders team. I haven't decided if Plastic Man or Creeper would be included.
>New York's only heroes are Spider-Man, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Jessica Jones, Punisher (and maybe a few characters that are associated with them, like for instance Black Cat).
>Wolverine sometimes drops by but in this world where there's no X-Men and mutants are extremely rare, he's usually in his Patch guise.
>In this world, when Bruce Banner got irradiated, he only became the Joe Fixit grey Hulk. He doesn't have any of his other personas, green or otherwise. He primarily operates in Vegas. People have tried to murder Banner during the day, but he always heals and becomes Fixit at night.
>Batman as Matches Malone reluctantly works with Patch and Fixit when needed.
>Hub City is in Illinois, it's where The Question is located, and it's the Denny O'Neil version.
>I'm not sure where Ted Kord is located. Chicago or something? But he exists.
>Only superhero teams in this world are The Defenders (Daredevil, Cage, etc) and The Outsiders (Black Lightning, Katana, Metamorpho, etc). SHIELD, Checkmate, Suicide Squad exist in some form or another. Both Nick Furys exist, Fury Jr is now Fury Sr and Amanda Waller's son.

Good post

>Alan Scott doesn't exist
Shit post.

Anyone would realize you can’t blame Batman for doing that.

The real question is why didn’t he have contingencies for everyone? An evil Maser wouldn’t be easy to stop.

No Green Lanterns in that world, man

Interesting, personally not my style since I’m super into cosmic stuff, but good stuff

>War Machine and Falcon get Yellow Lantern rings.

Why? I don't remember them being particularly fear inducing.

>War Machine
>Falcon
>Sinestro Corps
Literally how? Is it a "spooks" joke? I don't think people call niggers that these days.

>Frank with yellow ring
>His kill rate has exponentially risen since he got it
>Who knew flight, energy shields and gun constructs could go so far?
>Before he had over 5k kills total over the decades
>He did over 10k last year
>The cartels are facing manpower shortages since they lost so many and no one wants to join In fear of Frank, which empowers him further
>John Stewart is called in along with other heroes to take him down
Good mini idea? We could get two ex marine snipers with power rings sniping each other from ground and space respectively.

Damn, John Stewart vs Frank Castle, a fight I never knew I wanted

Really? You don’t think so?
Well what is it that really makes Sinestro so scary? Atrocitus is more ferocious.

As long as it's treated with Frank legitimately taken down like a villain, I'm game.

No. That was unintentional. I think at the very least War Machine and Falcon are more scary then Cap and Iron Man.

Sinestro was literally a dictator who kept his sector safe by controlling them through fear. Atrocitus is a guy out for blood after his family died

>>Before he had over 5k kills total over the decades
>>He did over 10k last year
>>The cartels are facing manpower shortages since they lost so many and no one wants to join In fear of Frank, which empowers him further

I'm thinking too much on this, but can't help but think Frank's actions with that ring would have more profound and far-reaching effects that would bring up all sorts of moral and philosophical debates.

How would the JL deal with Utopia era Cyclops. Between letting almost any mutant criminal live there with a clean record and forming the Extinction Squad he'd be rubbing everyone the wrong way.

Also Young Justice team getting dragged into the Hunt for Magik and Shadow King "teaming" up with Doctor Destiny.

They'd agree with Utopia, but put an end to the killsquad

VENOM BATMAN

Eh, Sinestro was still good enough for a GL ring, so..

Cap maybe but... Iron Man?
>supergenius inventor wearing the most high tech WMD who goes full fascist every other year and will beat you within an inch of your life if you steal his designs, and who has literally turned people into Frankenstein Soldiers while also has addiction issues
He's a bomb waiting to explode. War Machine is a downgraded version of him and Falcon is literally a guy with fucking wings. Why Falcon of ALL characters?

Sinestro Corps ring’s weren’t a thing then, and having enough willpower isn’t the same a song being morally good, even a villain could be considered to have strong will.

>A symbiote that gains Batman's crazy and sense of justice
I want it
It could be a what if? mini following Blackest Night. And here Frank could get higher kill toll but he's being as efficient as ever and only going after gangs/criminals still. He could do way worse whichis why the JL/Avengers are cutting that bud as quickly as they can. They were dealing with the fallout of what happened which allowed Castle to continue his 'War' relatively unimpeded. He now has an efficient, reusable WMD at his disposal

That’s just Iron Man when he’s an alcoholic

Doesn’t make it any less apart of him. I’m pretty sure the GLs are seen as the most moral of all the corps. Willpower and morality kind of go hand in hand.

No, the Guardians themselves do shady shit, most moral would be Blue Lanterns.

>what if? Post-blackest night
>hilights includes a battle between Stewart and Castle and Frank still being efficient
Yeah, I'd be sold on this.

He wasn't an alcoholic in Armor Wars. But that's besides the point, he's still an unstable supergenius in a WMD. I'm not saying he's Ghost Rider, but he's scarier than fucking Falcon. In what universe does the Ring arrive on Marvel's Earth and choose fucking Falcon?! Or War Machine, for that matter? Carnage, Stormin Norman, Scarecrow, Red Skull, Doom, Mandarin, Omega Red, Bullseye, Moon Knight, Punisher, Vengeance, and the list goes on and on, would be in the line.

No. The Blue Lanterns are the most at peace/content.

He’s not really unstable.
Why would the ring only be limited to a handful of guys?

The black lanterns have everyone who’ve ever died. There is a definite chance of War Machine and Falcon getting it.

>Guy is one of the survivors of the Final Incursion.
>His mini is titled , "Guy Gardner: Renegade".
>It's him getting The United Doom Corps(Thors, GLs & Novas) across Battleworld to overthrow Doom.

What’s Doom’s done with Hal?

Trapped him in a dimension without burgers or lolis

Everything is written for class 12 geniuses

>He’s not really unstable.
He's not Pym. But he's still a "mad scientist" who experiments on himself. He literally created Frankenstein Soldiers in his 20s.
>Why would the ring only be limited to a handful of guys?
Only people with an EXTREME tie to a specific emotion get a ring. Black Rings are a special thing. The others require you to be a 20/10 on a specific trait.
>There is a definite chance of War Machine and Falcon getting it.
No there isn't you delusional nigger.
>"oh shit, the guy in red & white tights with wings is coming, run!"
What the fuck is even going through your head? Falcon getting a Yellow? War Machine? The guy's literally John Stewart.

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>Infinite Crisis: Onslaught
>The Avengers, F4 & others go down.
>Some of the JSA fall as well due to them being based in NYC.
>Heroes Reborn Earth has not only the Marvel heroes but the New 52 version of DC heroes as well.
>Due to Infinite Crisis, the X-Men are now World's Greatest & Mightiest Heroes by default.

Nice try sounding like you know what you’re talking about but that fails about halfway through your post. Stark had friggin shrapnel in his heart. By all accounts he should be dead. Not really a surprise that guy is trying to improve his situation. As for the Frankenstein thing, you’re not really unhinged because you do one crazy thing.

Not really. The rings are an almost omniscient judge of character. Even if we have no idea of a certain character’s traits that character could still be a ring candidate. Which is why, War Machine and Falcon are prime candidates.

John Stewart is himself a Lantern. What point are you even arguing?

>Battleworld Hal is damn loyal to Doom, so Guy has to convince him witch includes a brawl across Domains.
>And since his GL Ring has a limited charge(No connection to the Main Battery), Guy uses stolen Nova Gear & a Thor Hammer.

>Nice try sounding like you know what you’re talking about but that fails about halfway through your post.
Said the guy who doesn't know how the Rings work and wants his two self-insert niggers to get Rings that have nothing to do with them.
>Stark had friggin shrapnel in his heart. By all accounts he should be dead. Not really a surprise that guy is trying to improve his situation.
I'm referring to Extremis, the Post-CW Back-Up, and the recent Bendis nonsense, you dumb fuck.
> As for the Frankenstein thing, you’re not really unhinged because you do one crazy thing.
Not the point, you moron. I'm saying that due to his capabilities as a supergenius control freak, he's scarier, in theory, than the fucking Birdman.
>Not really. The rings are an almost omniscient judge of character. Even if we have no idea of a certain character’s traits that character could still be a ring candidate. Which is why, War Machine and Falcon are prime candidates.
...Hey, fucking Green Arrow could get a Yellow Ring with this backwoods logic.
>John Stewart is himself a Lantern. What point are you even arguing?
HE'S A GREEN! COLORS AREN'T INTERCHANGEABLE YOU DUMB FUCK!
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I'm tired of arguing with either a dense nigger or a shitty b8er. If anybody wants to pick it up, go ahead. I'm done. But at this moment, I know which Ring /I/ would get...

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>Jordan, you’re an idiot. I mean it, you’re reckless and I’m pretty sure without a ring, you’d have died by slipping on a banana peel. And guess what? That guy, you serve, Doom? His will isn’t worth piss compared to yours

>Castle had to admit. This ring was pretty damn good.
>Flight, sensor baffling, energy blast/constructs and much, much more
>Couldn't get used to it though. Just having it painted a target on his back bigger and brighter than the one before
>It fed on fear, which he supplied a plenty. Even more now that word of his rising kill count was making rounds throughout the underworld
>He heard recruitment was dropping across the board. He'd feel pride if he hadn't squashed that long ago, pride made one lose touch with reality
>As he mowed down the biker gang's legs after letting them unload on his shield, he thought the Ring probably knew him better than he did. These things are really advanced, right? Probably was reading his mind.
>He knew the fun would end sooner or later, so he was running through his list again for the next target.
>These Balkan slave runners would do

>Hal: Look, Guy, you're not well. I'm willing to overlook--
>Guy: For God's sake!
>Hal: Don't use Doom's name in vain--
>Guy: SCREW DOOM!!! Look, do ya ever question WHY there are multiple versions of you walking around? Why there's only ONE star in the sky?! Why the walls?! If this asshole is God, why does limit himself?!
>Hal: To worry about--
>Guy: You guys? Please. You became ultra-powerful, ya damn near redid the universe. John? He was a better guardian than the Smurfs. Kyle? Nobody could touch him as Ion. Alan? Saved the Spectre. Sure Doom's got will. But compared to us? He ain't even G'Nort. And something tells me "God" can barely hold it together.

Based and Guypilled

>Balkan Slave Runners
>not Mexican Cartels
>not Asian Organ Traffickers
>not Jewwood Pedos
Come on user. Yellow Lantern Punisher should go after every single Spielberg fuck.

Are you implying he hasn't already?
>Frank's favorite kill had to be that TV exec that molested numerous kids
>Took him to orbit, wrapped him in a shield and let reentry do the rest

He's cleaned small fries. With such a Ring, he'd need to go after the big guns closer to home. I don't get why people still do the Russian Mob thing, and apart from Albosits, no other Balkans really have any presence outside of bits and pieces in their miseyholes.

This is a fun read, but I'll opt for something sillier:

"What if SUPERMAN'S PAL JIMMY OLSON became VENOM?"

"SUPERMAN'S PAL JIMMY OLSON: AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D??"

I can only imagine the covers lmao

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>Venom
>Jimmy wearing a black suit with a venom head stretching out to eat a pigeon

>SHIELD
Some spying stuff

>What if Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen ended up in the Hellfire Club?
>Can he keep Clark's secret when faced with Emma Frost's diamond nutgrab and smothering tits?

I clearly know how they work better than you do.
Just because you’re an idiot who doesn’t understand English doesn’t make it nonsense. Except intelligence makes you less dangerous; maybe it’d be scary if he were evil, but he isn’t. Green Arrow could get a Yellow Ring, all you’re doing is proving my point. We were talking about Green Lanterns you fat dipshit.

Yeah, somebody who uses the word “nigger” as if he’s talking to a California Black Bear isn’t really good enough to be listened to about anything.

>SUPERMAN’S PAL, no more?! For what reason could Jimmy Olsen ditch his old pal Superman for... THE SENTRY?!

>SPERMAN's PAL, is Doctor Doom? How long has Jimmy Olsen ruled Latveria?

SUPERMAN'S PAL JIMMY OLSEN Dates the Marvel Universe

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>Superman's Pal.....RICK JONES?! But the bigger question: How did Jimmy get bonded to Genis-Vell?!

Damn. Guy always making those awesome truth bombs. Not sugar coating shit while being your hypeman.

Did we settle on who would be on the Annihilators here?

I suggested Captain Atom if I remember correctly. He's pretty powerful once he gets going. Superman as a part time member. MMH too, you always need a psychic

Yeah, that’s a neat lineup, adds New God, Maybe Orion or Lightray, Lobo as a part time member maybe, a GL, either Hal, Alan or Kyle for power

I can see Lightray if we go with the earlier idea of him betraying New Genesis during the war with Asgard.

Alan gets my vote, same with Lobo. Team needs a wild card to keep the enemy guessing

>Lightray
>Lobo
>Alan Scott
>Martian Manhunter
>Captain Atom
>Superman
Plus Pic Related, holy shit is that a strong lineup

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It needs more Atom Smasher

Wait I got one more

Squirrel Girl

Based and greenpilled
>Doom gets even madder upon hearing about the other Earth Lanterns' feats, and starts to hate Kyle just as much

Dude, to get a yellow ring, you must a FEARSOME character, someone that will make people shit their pants when their around, like the Punisher or Omega Red. To get a green ring, you must be KNOWN for having a strong force of will, like Cyclops or Cap. Green Arrow, by any logic, is not worthy of the yellow ring. Batman is. Not War Machine or Falcon

Hulk viciously rapes Supes.
Supes, due to having alien DNA, has un-heard of alien-ass baby.
Baby Supes is also gamma powered, and, of course, very angry.

Gordon?

Frank should be a Red Lantern.

Doom should be Yellow, and work alongside Sinestro before fucking him over and declaring the Yellows the "Von Doom Corps. "

Daredevil should be a guest GL at some point.

>Superman being an influence in Peter's life prevents OMD from happening and with Doctor Fate's help Mephisto gets BTFO'd

You can call it Gordon if you want.
Between the alien DNA and the gigantic gamma 'gasm, a womb formed in Soup's ass.
Gordon is fine name, i think.

Venom Symbiote gets jettisoned into space where it bonds with Lobo who brings it right back to Earth for shenanigans.

Cue Spider-Man/Superman crossover to take care of it .

In the original prompt I proposed:
>Lightray
>Hawkman
>Icon
>Green Lantern (Alan Scott)
>Captain Atom

I don’t feel like Superman would join. Same way Thor didn’t join. Superman’s Beta Ray Bill could be somebody like Captain Comet or Icon.

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Green Arrow was based off of Batman. If Batman is, then so is he.

Green Arrow and Batman were both based on folk heroes like Robin Hood, and early masked vigilante stories like Zorro or the Scarlet Pimpernel

Stop watching CW Green Arrow user, he's not

>Imagine the family gatherings of the Atalntean brothers