"Pucker up, oven mitt!"

you may be colorblind user

No, the only red there is on their lips.

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This is somebody’s OTP

My earliest faps were the kankers.

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i don't remember this scene

It was cut

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it was cut, but the frame right after it stayed in.

Don’t blink.

technically, that's orange hair, but
should know what you meant

Orange hair is not red!

I think I got a peek!

Why does double d look sad that the kankers are leaving in this scene
youtu.be/cFUM-0X_viM?t=5

Further proof that Lee is best girl.

Everyone has the hots for Marie but May is my girl.

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How?

Don't enable plebs.

kino ship

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Pretty eyes

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Google "red head" the term is misleading but people with orange hair ARE red heads

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They're very kinky.

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This episode did very strange things to me as a kid.

Love this style

Same

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Well the hair still isn't red, so don't call the hair red.
I prefer my idea.

There's my new headcanon about what their mom looks like.

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What about their dads?

>Flooded my cousin's bathroom trying to fill his shower up like this because of this exact scene

You hid in the drain?

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I figure Lee's is probably a big red-haired lumberjack dude, maybe Canadian. Marie strikes me as a future biker chick, so naturally I envision her dad as a biker himself. May's I'm not quite certain about, maybe a fry cook or some other fast-food style profession. Delivery driver, perhaps. Everyone's free to call bullshit and present their own ideas, naturally.

If you don't think May is the best Kanker after the Valentines special then you and i have nothing to talk about.

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So, who's ready to talk more about Marie, the best Kanker Sister?

Marie is underrated.

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Id love to cave your skull in

No she's not. Marie way out ranks the other sister in porn and fan art

"Oven mitt?"

I wonder why

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Hail to the Queen, baby

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Giant kankers with chicken armpits were both the weirdest nut and the most intense

>school episodes

What's wrong with them?

go on

You shit talking the EEnE specials, son?

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New Captain Marvel Cartoon?

indeed.

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Anyone else hate what the lets make a comic threads have done to Marie?

Explain.

I know I already asked but the question is making me more curious:
What exactly is an "oven mitt" in this context?

why's this turn me on
i need more

Double Dee.

Oh - because of the hat. I see, thanks.

I can't look at her anymore without seeing futa.

And?

>Yea Forums in a nutshell

where could i see this

Check the archives.

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Hot

...

Why are you guys like this?

I always wondered how that scene got past the censors

What?

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They showed Marie's nipples in one episode

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Never noticed that, guess back then you could get away with more stuff, the more we progress, the more cartoons have to be censored.

Hell in the 30s/40s they literally had looney tunes episodes depicting black people as monkeys

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Is that better or worse than Chief Wahoo?

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There was an episode where Lee molests Eddy in the shower.

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I had a brain fart, I totally thought you said May. I am rarted.

shes shaving and bathing in the sink ?

the perfect 2000s demographic

worst sister.
still better than Sarah though

Nice meem.

It would appear so.

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See

Shit opinion.

Flexible.

How?

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May is an actual sow

In a good way, or a bad way?

bad way

I'm glad I started rewatching this show, 'cos I heard that in his voice.

the washboard=flat chest joke went over my head back in the day

Okay, thanks for clearing that up.

>Hell in the 30s/40s they literally had looney tunes episodes depicting black people as monkeys

so accurate then?

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funny enough the few times the edds actualy did show interest in them, they got scared and ran away

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Because that means the Kankers actually have to put in trust in the relationship which scares them the most. Their view on actual love is that after the man is done (their dads) he will just walk out of their life.

They’re into the chase. Can’t rape the willing

Lipstick is super sexy

they all wanted The Double D

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I just love how Nazz is comfortable with Edd being around her underwear. Such a cute pairing.

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that's her mom's, dude

even better

Maybe in real life, but on them, it does the exact opposite.

I also love the little dog yelp/whimper sound effect that plays as edd is looking through the shower.

fpwp

You missed the b key

The word "orange" meaning a color between red and yellow entered the English language around 1500, after the fruit became known in Europe. By that time, the orangish color of human hair with high levels of pheomelanin and low levels of eumenalin had long been known as "red" hair. Different cultures conceptualize colors differently, and this can change over time. The introduction of "orange" to the English color map reduced the territory that had been covered by "red", though the older terminology has stuck around in some cases, like human hair.

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It’s still orange.

Lee is woefully underrated.

>Kanker thread
>no one asking for a futa fic

Never thought I'd see the day.

I haven't watched it for maybe ten years, and I heard it in his voice. Seems they nailed it.

She's actually not that bad once you get rid of the third eye.

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still no good lee fanart

Well I can ask for one now if anybody’s offering to write it.

I’m a bit worried about that spacing.

How about now?

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Yes, now she just looks sorta ugly instead of deformed.

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desuarchive.org/co/thread/104397158/#104478908

there's way too little Edd/Harem stuff out there, would make a nice counter to all the crappy Edd yaoi out there, we should brainstorm some ideas for that kind of idea

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Like hell I did

Yeah, you did.

Extremely ironic that the artist that drew the image you posted is black.

>enjoying the thread
>remember a cute girl will never be crazy about me like this

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Never noticed this before but meerkat gave the girls decent ass's

They see me swagging. They hatin'.

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>Never noticed this before but meerkat gave the girls decent ass's
he definitely likes to draw girls curvy

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Gone With The Blastwave. Kino webcomic.

That was not a result of those threads, that user who keeps posting futa Marie in those threads has been around for a while now.

What was each Kankers' best individual moment?

>He
Meerkat's a girl.
Also she gives Sarah a big ol' ass based on how hippy she was in season1.

yeah meant to say she

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I can't bring myself to like Marie after seeing what she becomes. I've joined the May side.

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It's a deleted scene, and the episode doesn't exactly fit with the rest of the series, there's still a chance to avoid that "future".

It was also eddy's dream

Yeah, it's called water conservation.

Yes, the kanker sisters always bathe together to save on water.

She was fine with everyone seeing her underwear in the black-out episode

Damnit Gordon.

Wow, you degenerates have never seen a ginger have you?

is english not your first language? it's cool, but that's literally the english phrase for that color of hair

It is my first language, but when I see somebody with orange hair, I see somebody with ORANGE hair.

then you're retarded
It's red hair, look it on images if you don't believe us

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It still isn't fucking red!

THE TERM RED HEAD COMES FROM THE HAIR COLOR, YOU ABSOLUTE MONGOLOID

I don't care, it's not accurate, and regardless of whether or not real people with that hair color are "red", Lee isn't, because it's COMPLETELY ORANGE! Except when it's when, then it gets browner, but that's irrelevant, and I only brought it up in case somebody tried using that against me, somehow, even though it would be stupid to even think that was a valid argument.

>Okay!

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>I don't care, it's not accurate, and regardless of whether or not real people with that hair color are "red", Lee isn't, because it's COMPLETELY ORANGE!

He's delusional boys, time to just accept the fact that user is a retard

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I prefer the term pedant.

That made me laugh harder than it should've

I ask myself that question every day.
not that i'm into kankers, i came in this thread on a whim. i'm just a friendless fucko

hnnng that fucking tummmyyyyy i need to cum on iitttt

Are you the same user I replied to, or somebody else?

Different guy. Sorry

A pedant would know why grandfathering old things is useful. You sound like an autist. I'm being serious here. Intolerance of variations in rules is a sign of autism.

Hey! I think that was the point!

Well ar least someone agrees with me.

Well at least SOMEONE agrees with me.

Okay.

>Intolerance of variations in rules
That actually isn’t one of my issues.

bro's before ho's

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>Double Dee
>Using a stick
Non-canon!

Post more Kankers

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I want an edit of this too.

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ow.

creepy

obsession/clinginess is fucking annoying when you actually mature and are busy

whats your favorite fetish inducing scene with the kankers anons?

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Do you really have to ask?

Her hair is orange, not red.

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The giantess one. Though the episode where eddy is teased for being short is better for that

Thank you for agreeing with me.

Nah its red

nah, pretty sure it's red.

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>obvious edit is obvious

yes

>fetish inducing scene
Just fetish, probably seeing Kankers over power Sarah. Lezdom is my shit

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Seeing Sarah getting slaved around after was nice too

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I have so many questions.

Like what?

How is that staying together?
Why do they need that when they could use something else?
Why is an electrical cord part of it?
Where did those bruises come from?

>How is that staying together?
Sarah is holding it
>Why do they need that when they could use something else?
They were using Sarah to pull the wagon, like an Ox or bull. It wasn't just about tying her up
>Why is an electrical cord part of it?
Kanker ingenuity, they needed more rope. Kanker have been constantly shown to use whatever they have as white trash substitute
>Where did those bruises come from?
3>1 Kanker smack down, while Sarah did her best to protect Jimmy

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>wasn't just about tying her up
I know, but wouldn’t a leash work for that?

And leave her hands free?

Not for pulling the Kankers in a wagon. You need to put your shoulders into it. Have you seen Big Picture show, because Sarah was originally in a sack until she started talking about the Ed's.

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Honestly the Kankers gave me my lipstick fetish so any scene of them applying it before kissing them.

My memory isn’t what it once was.

The wet willy was lewd.

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I wouldn’t expect the Kankers’ willies to NOT be lewd.

Ugly

You too?

i wish i could explain why i like this

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I don't really care for that part, just the parts with unfused Marie in them.

Marie was foundational to my fetish for tomboyish sticcs.

And I'm eternally grateful.

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Sounds pretty close to me, user

Implying you shove your whole fist in before it gets really hot.

Yes there is, Blender Knight.

That's cheating.

It's fanart, nigga.

but it's 3d models.

And?

And that's cheating. Didn't you pay attention the first time?

I guess you don't have a reason to think it's cheating, or you would have put it forward by now. Why did you bother replying at all?

Because I'm bored.

Tfw when he stopped

what does the f stand for?

Speak for yourself, normalfriend. I'd be elated to make time for a cute girls who loves me. I only continue to live by clinging to the hope

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that feel when

you call it red when talking about hair though
no one calls it orange hair

>no one calls it orange hair
But I do. At least with fictional characters that aren't live-action.

>actually mature and are busy
But then we wouldn't be on 4channel.

Phone posting change the game

Eh?

Clingy adults are just manipulators, user. One second you're trying to get her out of a dangerously negative emotional slump by staying by her side all night. The next it's been two weeks since she even texted you, much less wanted to hang out.

Maybe I was careless with my use of the word "crazy", I didn't mean bipolar and abusive.
Ignores you for weeks and uses you as an emotional tampon wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I wrote "crazy about me"
I would probably be able to tolerate that for too long if she was cute though. Loneliness is a hell of a thing

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>emotional tampon
...

>stay by her side all night long to help her with emotional slump
>discarded for weeks afterward
I think its appropriate

I just didn't expect to encounter that phrase.
Accurate or not, it's disturbing.

neat

I will admit, as a kid I did get hard when the Kankers locked the Eds in the house

Was that the only thing they did that gave you a boner?

Was it the only house-related thing they did that gave you a boner?

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;-;

The fuck Rod?

I didnt quite get that whats going on with Rod?

basically the issue was he was very conservative in how he pictured the role Ma Kanker should play and that just didn't sit well with her at all

Showering like that looked so comfy I always wanted to try it

oh, i mean that wouldve been good and all

You gay