Is there a worse Simpsons character than this?

There are three I can think of from ''E-I-E-I Annoyed Grunt'', but I can't remember their names...oh well. They probably are only liked by stupid Reddit spammers anyway.

Wait, how come she was 13 in one episode and then magically aged back down to 10 in the next one?

And why was a 13 year old a Saturday Night Live writer?

When ex-SNL writers forget the age of the character.

Who the fuck plays videogames like that?

Declan Desmond makes my stomach hurt.

Mary honestly needs more R34.

It really bothers me how disproportionately detailed the headset, controller, and game box are compared to everything else.

Marge.

Welcome to Zombie Simpsons animation. Enjoy your stay.

You a nigger, tripfag

Who even is a post zombie recurring character? All I can think of is Crazy Cat Lady

She appeared in Season 8 or something though.

Season 9

Chalmers daughter

youtu.be/__9xucw44Ck

She's just voiced by Tress MacNeille so they can use her any time they want.

I actually had to google her, didn't even know Chalmers had a daughter or that his first name was Gary

Literally me and my gf.

Comic Book Guy has a wife now

when are they going to get rid of that blatant wishful fulfillment fetish character?
i mean if Apu is racist because he has a funny accent and works at a convenience store then she's extra offensive

That Asian kid Selma adopted.

She appeared in like two episodes?

Everything about them bringing back Mary was so irritating.

>Bart is having a crisis because he thinks that since none of his relationships AS A 10 YEAR OLD have failed then he's in danger of never being loved by a girl
>Retcons his relationship with that pregnant 15 year old so that she hates him now
>The show pretends that he and Mary were dating even though they never had any romance between them. They were just almost-married because of a wacky misunderstanding and to save a cow's life
>They redesign Mary so now she look like a very short 24 year old
>She's living in New York as an SNL writer
>It feels like the plot of this episode was ripped from the writer's failed indie film screenplay with adult characters
>There's a sequel episode
>They redesign Mary again. She looks younger but still too old
>Again it's a story about adult relationship problems that don't feel at all genuine when the characters are supposed to be 10

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*all of his relationships have failed

Don't you try to irl them.

Milhouse is not any better. Bart should feel better.

Everyone knows his canon love interest is future exclusive character Jenda

I think a lot of the time the writers just don't remember what kids are actually like.

>It feels like the plot of this episode was ripped from the writer's failed indie film screenplay with adult cha
Winner winner chicken dinner.

Fuck that character and fuck Amy Poehler.

>yfw her attempt at doing a hillbilly drawl

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Why did they make her so hot in this scene?

Because you're a pedo.

There are two in that image, so which one are you talking about?

The left.

It's stupid and since they technically are still child characters, they can't even show them fucking and stuff.

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>TIL Zooey Deschanel played the hot teacher from Bridge to Terabithia
wew

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thankfully she's pretty irrelevant now

>>>/paheal/

Cookie Kwan, the tired old pushy Asian woman stereotype, for one.

Yes Guy

I wouldn’t know, since I don’t have a fucking clue who that even is.

simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Mary_Spuckler

I also don’t give a fuck.

Dems who stopped watching the Simpsums well before dis shit happened.

That's right, I did. What are you gonna do about it?

Feed and Seed are my favorite characters!

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>It feels like the plot of this episode was ripped from the writer's failed indie film screenplay with adult characters
A series is truly in the toilet when no one cares enough to stop the writers masturbating like this.

You think they've had any proper Q/C this side of the millenium?

Post pics of her.

They should just make Bart gay. Or failing that, bi.

Hardly any R34 of Mary though.

And hey, nice view.

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Damn you animators.

>Bart falls for the misunderstood would-be artiste of the family
So it's true. Men really do gravitate towards women who are like their sisters.

I sure wouldn't date anyone like my sister.

We need a western version of that Japanese guy who draws scenes from magical girl shows from a different angle so panties are showing.

I'm sure some Simpsons animator has stuff like that in his personal stash.

>inb4 it just turns out she wears shorts or a skort

We know Lisa doesn't. 8^)

What is a skort?

Shorts with a skirt cover over them.

Nope, Bart has been the absolute worse since the very beginning

I've never liked how Nancy does his voice after the classic seasons. Bart totally lost that bratty intonation and just sounds girly and weak.

Why do they overdesign characters so much now?

They've finally reached Filmation level where they can't afford good animation so they just compensate by overdesigning the characters.

NO MORE COMFY THREADS MOE

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Me and my, me and my, me and my friends.

Crazy cat lady is post-zombie?

I checked. She first appeared in Season 9.

Lisa

Huh. I was always under the impression that she showed up around season 6.

simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Eleanor_Abernathy

>First appearance: Girly Edition, Season 9

Gil.

That's probably just her voice wearing out.

Nah the VAs just stopped trying after a certain point. She does sound kinda aged now, but only for the last couple of seasons.

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Bring on the nude edits.

All Zombie Simpsons episodes are some writer living out his failed dream of writing Broadway musicals or indie films.

>They redesign Mary again. She looks younger but still too old
That design is kind of charming.

Nah.

That LOLsoquirky schtick of hers died out. It was cool in Obama's first term.

If the rumors I've heard are true...

And he's basically just an imitation of Frank Nelson's character.

youtube.com/watch?v=5M_2ZXWs55g

I know.

It was just a plug for that stupid Fox show Zooey Deschanel had.

>Why did they make her so hot in this scene?

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>country hick is an SNL writer
Oh, that's why the jokes are shit.

no they shouldn't i'm sick of gay characters

>he thinks I'm gay?

>thread
he is unfunny and pathetic. Poorman Lionel Hutz

>misunderstood would-be artiste of the family
thats Marge too

>Retcons
THE SIMPSONS
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NEVER
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She's 13 faggot, teen, are you reading lound and clear!

Never know I may change that one day.

>It's stupid and since they technically are still child characters, they can't even show them fucking and stuff.

Is that all GF stands for for you?