If Yea Forums were to make a show for kids what morals would it teach?

peaked in kindergarden

blegh. you're like that one bitter-ass elementary school teacher who never shut the fuck up about her personal life. guaranteed any kid you try to preach at will just wanna tell you to eat shit

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Existentialism for Children.
Also the most important lesson I learned from Saturday Morning Cartoons- Violence is absolutely an option, and damn well might be the right choice, even if it shouldn't be the first.

To be skeptical and that dishonest people make the lives of themselves and the people around them worse.

Most of this advice is really good, but some points are just retarded.

>educational systems are not there to teach you anything of merit, they're training you to be obedient
Yeah keep telling this to kids, this will surely lead them on a right path!
>hard economics
Kids don't want or need it. They also won't understand it, but neither do you.

Don't take everything people say to heart.
Some people say mean stuff just to be mean and should be ignored.
Non-constructive whining gets you nowhere and makes you look pathetic.
People are different and that's okay.
Treat others how you would like to be treated.
Don't throw a tantrum just because you or your team lost.
Don't hurt others just because they don't agree with you.
You may think this is basic shit, but it doesn't appear that way in today's America.

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>Don't hurt others just because they don't agree with you.
People with objectively wrong opinions should be punished for having them

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alright, name one

Existential crisis for children
Tropes are in cartoons because they create easy, universal cues as to who's good, mean, greedy, and who they are as a person. Also it helps establish likely outcomes for a situation. But the thing is, tropes aren't just in animation, they're part of the fabric of life. Self identity is a bragged about mountain, that thousands have climbed. But when it comes for your time to climb, you have to find the mountain first. People will walk through fields for their entire lives trying to find the mountain, and never find it. Often people feel cheated out of their big moment, their missing mountain. This is where tropes come in : self identity isn't a mono-block it's a patchwork, with new, old and recycled bits being added to and cut off or lost over time. It's not a mountain, or stage of archivement, it's the wilderness with no home, and no help. No one knows who they are forever because we change until we die. Tropes, prepackaged personalities, are often adopted because they make life easier. Be it the mall goth who's insecure and afraid, or the middle aged man in biker gear who's afraid of the hip surgery he needs, and can't afford. They're clinging to the acheivments and tropes of their group, none of which they're done themselves. Sometimes adopting the trope is due to being lost after a real life event, like a Vietnam vet who never takes off a 'viet-vet' cap. And that's okay. The world is finite, as is life, and no one can reinvent the wheel. No one is asking anything of you. So live in a way that you find best, even if it's just minimalizing pain while looking for a mountain that's not real.

Liking the MCU or the star wars sequels for one. Watching garbage like reboot she ra or voltron.

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never watch cartoons

okay, how about
- question authority constantly, including why they are in power, or why their position exists as it does. Most education is designs to game the funding system, and is based on tests, not real job training. People who actually are good within post-secondary educational systems (college), still exist in a business, which is driven by profit, not results.
- economics : real world economics is fuck you, pay me, and unless you have pre-existing assets, you are probably to be poor for your life. Get surgery in mexico, and be cheap. I would love a socialist safety net, but we know that's never going to happen, and the existing ones are being slaughtered by private intrests right now.

anything I don't like should be deleted regardless of where I am
dumb tranny mods

i agree with you, but don't hit people dude, just laugh in their fat fucking faces desu

Around blacks, never relax.

That life kinda sucks for the most part and really the only thing you can do is just look forward to the only half decent things you have going on in life and hope it doesnt get ripped away forcing you to find another half decent thing that makes you happy.

Beneath the surface, we're all the same...
RED

Don't wait for your life to begin, you're already living it, do whatever you want to do right now.

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Trannies are mentally ill.

I think most kids already know that, as long as they're not being raised by abusers.

Antifascism, antiracism, anticapitalism.

This is how you get trannies and failed states.

Basic shit to being a decent person because kids are still developing and need those building blocks. Instead of all the retarded edgy shit people are suggesting itt.

Society be isn't a one size fits all system. For some it's simply better to live outside the norm than die constrained by it.
Just don't step (too hard) on any toes while you find your own path.

>Most things can be resolved just by talking it out.
>Sometimes the friendless weirdo in the back of the class is avoided for a reason.
>People on the internet cannot be trusted.
> Don't polish turds. There's no shame in restarting something from scratch and getting constructive input, so don't let pride or fear get in the way.
>Friends let you down sometimes. They're people too, with their own problems to handle.
>It is a bad idea to come clean and confess your feelings to the girl you know.
>Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

trust no one

peace through tyranny

Well duh, what else are we meant to stick our penises in?

no one's a good person and you're goimg to die. best to just live.
also be gay and do crimes.
but only the crimes i like.

>Yea Forums
>morals

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>don't try to make friends with the weird kids
>hate is a valid emotion and takes no justification
>have some pie
>being agreeable is more important than being liked

None. Absolutely none. It would just be neighborhood kids getting scraped up and bloody and messing around in their cul-de-sac. Blood and scabs included.

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and liking 16 and 17 years old is not the same as liking 10 year olds :^)

That no matter how hard you try somethings you just cant do. Doesnt mean you have to give up on all things just realise that gaps are there

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>Sometimes the friendless weirdo in the back of the class is avoided for a reason.

fuck you. fuck you fuck you fuck you.

always punch the bad guy IN THE FACE!

Don't be afraid to stand up for yourself, but don't escalate conflicts for no fucking reason.
Most people are relatively kind and trustworthy, but these kind of things are a spectrum and you can't expect a stranger to bury a body for you.
Don't accept everything people tell you as objective truth, never gamble more than you are willing to lose.
Family are allies that require no maintenance, friends are allies that require maintenance.
Your partner pressuring you to alter the conditions of your already established relationship(f.eks. from monogamy to polygamy) is a massive red flag.
Respect yourself, don't love yourself.
Humans don't need purpose, they need direction, you chose that direction yourself.
The world is a sandbox, and life is an opportunity to play in it.
There are few walls you can't climb, but there are many you are not ready for. Work hard.
Failure is normal.
Others don't live to serve you, and you don't live to serve them.

never ever ever ever go to Yea Forums for moral advice

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Yea Forums usually gives great advice, especially about relationships and becoming succesful

We desperately need to teach this current generation of kids that streamers and youtubers are not their friends, and to not upload things at a young age less they end up on some virgins cringe compilation.
Internet related things in general should be taught, hopefully from a generation that understands it.

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I don't have the moral standing to be teaching anything to anyone.

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Holy shit shes so hot

Terrorism and nihilism.also shitty memes

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Yeah I actually agree, why are no cartoons teaching this stuff?

sometimes you can try your very best and it won't cut it

Anyone that preaches anything to you has an agenda and just wants something from you... Include a joke about including the speaker in that as well.

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