SCARLET WITCH IS SO HOT HOLY SHIT
SCARLET WITCH IS SO HOT HOLY SHIT
Isaiah Watson
Eli Phillips
Based
Nathan Martinez
Dat zettai ryouiki
Jackson Green
I love Wanda!
Thomas Thomas
I agree.
Not the movie version, though. Ick.
Leo Gutierrez
IM GONNA NUT
Adrian Reed
Cap being a tit man is canon
Brayden Thompson
Wanda is truly best girl
Ethan Myers
Owen Ward
Wanda has a nice smile
Jacob Kelly
I can't get over her nose. Sorry.
Michael Smith
On that note, have you guys seen the new Black Mirror? There's 10 minutes of Mantis being fucked.
Andrew Flores
I just want to eat her ass until she loses control of her sphincter and says oh god oh god and shits uncontrollably down my throat giving me a messy poop facial
Cameron Brown
Nicholas Watson
Show, don't tell.
Justin Hall
It's OK to like both comic & MCU Wandas, they both deserve to be happy, and to have the love of a good robot
Gavin Garcia
Juan Turner
Jackson Anderson
Why do guys like her so much. Her head is oddly shaped.
Jaxson Ortiz
Joseph Perez
Evans is a closet gay. It's pretty obvious. You just took a weird pic,it's not obvious what's being looked at.
Ryan Ward
Brody Sanchez
she is cute
Jose Parker
Connor Perez
I guess. I'm not a guy and I'm not gay so I really can't judge. To me Charlize Theron is physically beautiful (yes, I know she's a child abuser) or Angelina Jolie.
Jeremiah Reed
She's a dude's avatar.
Luke Bennett
Have fun with cancer.
Hunter Garcia
What was this episode even about?
Hunter Green
Falcon is a dude living with a wife and kid. His best friend from his younger days comes by his birthday party and gives him the newest fighting game on the newest video game console, where you hook your brain up to the game. His friend picks the female character (Pom), and he picks the male character. They're fighting at first, and then happens. They get addicted to fucking in the game that Falcon cheats on his wife with his bro.
Oliver Carter
Sounds like something Yea Forums would love.
Colton Baker
>Evans is a closet gay. It's pretty obvious.
What gives you that indication
Henry Fisher
Andrew Gray
AUTOPROJECTION
Dylan Rogers
Brayden Morgan
Wow this writers was clearly working through some shit. I can't believe they aired this.
Connor Barnes
You will never go to sleep with Wanda, but this exists.
Easton White
Imagine this being the last thing you see before you die
Aaron Bennett
That's fucking incredible
Isaac Butler
She looks like the crypt-keeper
Connor Rivera
It's the thighs? You saw thighs and you were like WOW! I didn't know they don't have hair there!!
They shave, if you wanted to you could get thighs like that too.
Ethan Hall
Yeah the idea is interesting until it comes to the mistaken idea that playing as a girl makes you gay.
WAIT HERE ME OUT
What I mean is it doesn't make you gay in real life. For both parties involved its not like when you roleplay online as a girl, or with someone who is, that you somehow interested in fucking the guy roleplaying as that girl. It's a shared fantasy.
Once again Black Mirror completely comes at interesting concepts from the most mundane boomer point of view imaginable.
Benjamin Rogers
Better to imagine her smile being the first thing you see every morning you wake up.
Blake Adams
Thanks tranny!
Andrew Martinez
You say that, but they got Pom to just FUCK THE ENTIRE EPISODE! There's even more than the ones I posted!
Dominic Nelson
Hot garbage
Connor Morgan
Why are her sisters so weird?
Robert Russell
Easton Cooper
I mean user didn't say if the bro already wasn't thinking about gayboners 24/7 and just hid it.
Camden Phillips
If you want me to spoil more:
Falcon thinks it's getting too real and is distracting him from his wife. So he breaks it off. The next year on his birthday, his wife invites his friend over, seeing how they had such a good time the last year at the party. His friend reveals that he hasn't had any good sex in the game since, even resorting to fucking the polar bear character (No, you didn't read that wrong.) So they fuck again online, but them BroPom says "I love you" and they think it's becoming too gay, so they meet out under a bridge and kiss, and realize they aren't sexually attracted to each other. But then they get into a fight over something (I forget exactly), and they both get arrested. His wife bails him out, and just is pleading to know what the fuck is going on with Falcon. He opens his mouth, cut to black, and then it's the next year, his birthday again, and Falcon and his wife exchange gifts, where she gives him the console, and Falcon lets her cheat on him, but only for that night. Final shot is
Josiah Bennett
it is still gay, user
Evan Lee
She has everything it takes to be a major star except judgment about what projects to accept. After Martha Marcy May Marlene put her on the map she accepted a bunch of terrible indies, then got a part in Godzilla that was so bland they didn't bring her back for the sequel, and a part in the MCU that turned out to be months of shooting for like 2 to 10 minutes a movie.
Then she finally gets a good dramatic role and gets the best reviews of her career... for a show on Facebook Watch which absolutely nobody watches except critics and that doesn't get the award nominations she would have been guaranteed if the show were on any other platform.
Maybe that's part of her appeal, people sense that she's a rich girl who is good at her work but makes bad choices in everything else.
Ayden Hernandez
her nose looks a step away from being skeletal
Julian Bailey
>Charlize Theron
>child abuser
She is? Should I ask? Or am I opening a can of worms I shouldn’t be opening?
Brody Rogers
I wish Liz will wear this just once in her show even if they shit not in the sense of scat on the costume
Owen Evans
That's actually the point of the episode that it's not gay, they try kissing IRL and aren't into it at all and decide to just keep it in the game.
Michael Watson
>adopts 2 black kids to feel special
>by sheer coincidence one of the boys is totally a trans girl at age 3
>photographed losing her temper with them and pulling them about in public
Wyatt Green
Oh I see. Fair enough. Might check it out then.
Jacob Price
My country produces the best women
Jace Long
>Maybe that's part of her appeal,
You're overthinking, user. It's all about that smile.
Brayden Morgan
Skeletons don't have noses
John Stewart
No way, I bet he's a regular straight guy who's just not talking about his private life a lot. Last thing he said was that he's single and want a wife and kids. RDJ is the one who made my gaydar ping as soon as I saw him in Iron Man 1. I don't even know why. I've heard about rumors, but that's not evidence by itself though.
Tyler Wilson
>My country produces the best women
I've heard people say that about France before, but I'm not totally convinced.
Lincoln Cruz
I want a full movie with her and Dr. Strange.
I want to see outer-dimensional threats square off with this absolute basket case.
Adrian Harris
what's wrong with her nose?
Dominic Ward
I wish Pietro could stay alive in more movies. I wanted to see more sibling banter between him and Wanda.
Grayson Cox
Is she? Bitch looks old as ass
Asher Rodriguez
yeah. Manface and nose that looks cut in halt
James King
I liked Wanda more when she wore more goth-y clothes.
Isaiah Perry
>RDJ is the one who made my gaydar ping as soon as I saw him in Iron Man 1.
He pinged your gaydar because he's literally bisexual. He's labeled himself as a "manufactured bisexual" but he's enjoyed making out with other men and he's slept with co-stars.
Jack Martin
Damn, my gaydar works better than I thought then.
Henry Barnes
> ywn make Wanda smile.
Julian Morris
How good is she at sucking cock?
Josiah Jackson
Didn’t the actress say she wanted to appear in a spiderman movie because she thinks holland is cute?
Daniel Robinson
His friend not looking or feeling like Pom wasn't a barrier to them bringing this affair to meat space?
Henry Garcia
>haha scott just pretend I’m your wife
What type of therapy is this
Jack Long
She's genuinely talented and works hard. She gets alot of praise from crew members. IMHO Olsen is the only reason MCU Wanda has become popular, because of her astounding ability to do alot with very little, with almost no dialogue. Her screentime in the MCU has been a pitiful 30 minutes, and having to set aside months and turn down other movies for such laughably little screentime seems like a bad deal. Infinity War, where she was hugely important to the plot, still only gave her about 7 minutes of actual screentime.
WandaVision has the potential to be pure kino, but the fact so much of the retarded fandom think it should be about Magneto and will be salty if it isn't, means it might not get good viewing figures.
Because most moviegoers won't have seen the D+ shows, they can't reference much stuff from them.
The comic iteration of Wanda depends on its MCU counterpart to even survive. Without MCU Wanda, 616 Wanda will either be put on a bus or killed off.
Austin Murphy
> 9 months filming for barely 10 minutes on screen.
> 6 issues of a weekly mini-series once a year.
Eli Morales
> Complains men are not man enough.
> Raises son as a girl.
Words fail me.
Mason Sanders
> Goes to Chthon's dimension and fucks his shit up.
> Witches of New Salem give her the title "Scarlet Witch" (Master of Chaos Magic).
> Meets Strange after Agamotto throws a huge tantrum over her.
Ryan Nguyen
I want to impregnate her.
Blake Howard
Yep
William Ross
totes hawt
Bentley Garcia
even hotter
Parker Sullivan
Yes. But that is very, very unlikely as Spiderman is a solo movies character.
Sony won't want their cash cow interacting with a Streaming service B-lister.
Noah Nguyen
so it's not depressing as shit like usual black mirror stuff?
Landon Reed
>Spiderman is a solo movies character.
Whatever you say, Ironlad.
Evan Cook
>granny face
Joshua Lewis
>closet homo
Anthony Davis
Is Scarlet Witch x Hawkeye canon?
Adam Adams
It might be to Renner. And honestly, I cannot blame him.
Brody Morales
> Spiderman is a hugely popular icon whose movies make lots of money, and who still appears in comics.
> Scarlet Witch has been demoted to streaming TV, and no longer appears regularly in comics.
> Sony won't want their golden boy paired with a "TV" character, they will want a "big" player akin to Tony or Fury.
> Characters have almost no history together apart from a couple of shitty stories.
Ethan Campbell
I'm talking about Canada
Adam Foster
Like said, it looks like the tip of her nose is cut off and her nostrils are too readily visible. Notice how many flattering pics in this thread have her head tilted down, so it's disguised.
Brayden Nguyen
welp there goes my boner
Lincoln Gray
>I'm talking about Canada
But Pom isn't from Canada. Pom is from France.
Eli Martin
user...he's just shy
Gavin Long
It was in the comics, at least
Bentley Gomez
This is important
Ian Collins
The MCU and the comics should have both used her civilian clothes in Civil War as a template for how she dresses.
Bentley Lewis
It was Bendis, user. It got retconned, Bendis tried to pretend it was still canon, without explaining himself.
Sebastian Martinez
I literally wrote a short story about something like this way back in high school.
It also gave me a boner the entire time.
Matthew Reyes
New Fetish Accquired
Brody Rivera
was being obviously hyperbolic. She's like one standard deviation from having almost no septal cartilage
Justin Sanders
I know a girl who looks a bit like her.
Cameron Miller
She was born in Quebec
Logan Jackson
You're so hot, OP.
Justin Perez
Girl, please. Nobody is that gay.
Carter Bennett
>Thanos takes on maybe 30 seconds of her power
>has to be bailed out by an all-out attack
How dead would he have been if his army didn't tag along? Is there any character in Marvel who could survive against Wanda's powers?
Carter Martin
Lucky
Ethan Carter
Owen Russell
Same weird face of her creepy sisters.