DC's streaming thing is dead

>DC's streaming thing is dead
>Billy Batson is literally homeless

he can come live with mommy Carol.

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>Carol adopting Billy when she comes back to Earth and playing off his mommy issues
Nice

>You're a Nine Inch Nails fan?
>Yes, but I can go smaller if they're cuter.

And then she raped him.

I don't understand this fetish.

Now batman and teen girls mmmm.

Imagine if Batman was a hot woman and you were the teenage girl.

That's what it's like, sorta.

I'm sure there are still things that the left and the right can agree on, like NIN didn't retroactively become shit just because Brie Larson put their logo on her tits.

Between her history of alcoholism, violence and sudden disappearances, I really doubt CPS would let her foster any kids.

I wish I could live with Carol

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I could see myself reaching across the aisle on this subject.

I want Brie to put my face on her tits

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I want to break brie larsons jaw for insulting NIN by associating her feminazi ass with herself

Carol you are not allowed to have more than one young boy at a time, and don't even think of trying to sneak in Freddy

Wat

>It's time for your special spongebath Freddy.
>But I'm not in a hospital, y-y-you're not a nurse and I can definetly wash myself, no problem.
>Don't be like that Freddy dear, I can clean you up better and really get those, *hard to reach places.*
>Uh, uh, ahah! But you wouldn't want to wash me, I got a really bad rash s-somewhere, super bad, you wouln't want to touch it.
>Oh my, then I'll just have to be extra thorough and look everywhere on your body for it. Don't worry, I won't be gentle
>Uh, I need to take a walk now, stretch my legs.
>I'll stretch them fkr you, but first let's take of those clothes and lock the door. We wouldn't want any interruptions now, my dear prince?
>Aw crap

Carol being a shotacon has been the only good addition to her character in a decade or so

Imagine the shitty mother she would be...

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>Car-Ell
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OH NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>secretly crippled him so that she could take care of him and to prevent him from running away

/ss/ is patrician but this bitch doesn't have the curves to participate in /ss/. Terrible meme.

Can someone more talented than me make a better version of this?

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So lolicon Batwoman?

Yes, but a Batwoman who wants to mack on a young Robin instead of a Batgirl.

>Walk into room
>Carol on all fours, bent over
>Paints pulled down on uniform
>Faint smell of post workout pussy and ass

Based

I got you. Throw up the original and I'll get to work.

Not them but here ya go

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