Ah okay, I guess Sandy has nieces now

Ah okay, I guess Sandy has nieces now.

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I ship it.

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nut tales woo hoo

>´´nutty nieces´´
that sounds bad

>Identical triplet relatives
Why the hell has this trope lasted so long?

Why don't they have underwater suits? Don't they need them.

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Referencing.

Because this series lost all originality a long time ago.

I haven't seen spongebob since season 5, what the hell happened? he looks so weird

Sandy and Spongebob's dynamic really has changed.
They don't even feel like friends anymore.

Did those 3 ever solved the mystery of why Mr. Krabs didnt hired them?

Ain't no mystery mate. More workers means he'd have to hand out more pay.

That plus child labour plus nepotism might make his employees quit

All Sandy needed was a pickle jar to survive.

oh boy a new episode of WackyBob ZanyPants

I NEED TO BUST A NUT

>Sandy has a married sibling

must suck to be her

we all know she can't find women in the sea. everyone is either divorced or married or a mermaid

you saying she's a lesbian?

Now, what would've been funny would've been to find out they're actually just mini-clones of Sandy that she junks at the end of the episode for being defective.

I'm not saying. I'm just reinstating #facts.

Nickelodeon's just too keen on money so they won't reveal that fact. It's why we have Kamp Koral, and why the actors for the spongebob musical tour are being paid below minimum wage, or why squidward isn't gay. It's obvious you're doing something wrong, but the money. the cash. the dough. the krusty kashmoney

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go back to tumblr

can't believe user wants to exploit stephan hillenberg's death just for cash cow madness.

Wait...is that filled with water?? Hold up, is this episode trying to say that she's been under water so long that she actually needs water instead of air?

for female representation

Squirrel tits

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Reminder Sandy already saud she had a brother in a past episode when she returned to Texas for a competition. So this isnt something to be shocked by.

No, but this episode had nothing to do with him and introduced a sister for her instead.

It isn’t filled with water. The only liquid in the jar is the pickle juice at the bottom.

How bad will Spongebob and the Spongebob spin-off be now that Hillenburg is dead?

Welcome to Texas.
Population: inbred freaks

Alterntively, she has both a brother and sister.

Ok so what? She has a big family. Doesnt change anything. SpongeBob has kids too but hey.

Y-yeah, it must suck to be the unmarried sibling, haha

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She's either married to her job or waiting for Spongebob to grow a pair

He's a sponge, he doesn't have a pair to begin with

Hillenburg stated Spongebob is asexual tho

Spongebob lusting for Sandy was Hillenburg's original idea

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>Sandy the Surfer Squirrel
Thank god this didn't happen

no

I wonder how writers would handle nieces and nephews in a world without ducktales

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What? Being a surfer?

The cultural zeitgeist of Donald's Nephews

If you care about nuSpongeBob it's your fault!

You care about him, you know you do.
You can't hide what's inside.

>That thing's green

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the Bubble Bass episode was awesome tho, he literally lives in his mother's basement

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Even as a stupid kid I realised how low quality season 4 was compared to the first three.
I have the superpower of stopping to watch shows that suck. A real superpower, because no one else seems to be able to do this.
This is why all shows nowadays don't end, they just get worse.

>Nu Spongebob.

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She does surf thou.

Kill this show.

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no it wasn't, I hate how fucking stupid they made Spongebob
Spongebob is Patrick now and Patrick's just a life destroying brainless threat now

Fuck You, There's no sexuality orientation and stupid lgbt characters on Spongebob. Even the producer Vincent said they crew skews it (avoids it because they're not 100% interested on any agenda). Progressive stuff is Bullshit and Waste of Time.

I thought it was okay.

>"Bye, Auntie Sandy. Bye, Uncle Spongebob"
They were annoying little fuckers, but calling Spongebob Uncle was cute.

Man its weird that this version of Sandy shows up in like one actual episode.

you mean that dream sequence where she is sky diving?

Sandy as a California surfer?

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Oh they speak in coordinated rhymes... how cute.

And he’s dead.

Reddit is thataway

It's spoiler, singular.
or use ctrl +s.

>if you don't like nuSpongeBob yo are reddit
I knew Yea Forums was our weakest link, but this is too low, even for you.

Sandy was a pin-up gal back in Texas. Something tells me she's been with a few guys before moving underwater

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RAD

Jesus Christ they really caught me off guard a second there

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they just wouldn't exist
the entire joke is that its a ducktales reference

retard

Nah, sometimes there is a single one so they can give someone a kid sidekick without having sex.

you should see Season 6

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amazed they are even showing this in the UK
yet the UK took years to finally cut out Squidward's out of context suicide twist gag in Are You Happy Now? and cut out someone miming death in Out of the Picture.

and reminder that these aren't the normal colors
fuck Paramount DVD

BUT

But in later interviews steve said he wanted sandy to not be a love interest to spongebob, because that seemed too cliche

Texans are always ready for when the day of the rope comes

Stop speaking like an anime character is what he was implying ffs, user.

Nick forced him to say that

Turning her into the scientist problem solver relief never made sense. She had plenty of great things about her character. It's like she's not even strong anymore too

No I mean Prehibernation Week. That whole memo is basically that episode's plot.

you retarded?

are you having a paranoia episode?

>Poochie the Squirrel

He was being a dirty, little fibber

>Texas is full of furrys
Doesn't surprise me.

Well now he's dead. So how'd that work out for him?

How would SpongeBob be as a boyfriend?

>niggward

Mutually, it would kind of be a Marco/Jackie dynamic.

Spongebob would be questioning or being concerned how he is as a boyfriend and if he's doing enough to keep Sandy happy while Sandy comforts Spongebob's anxiety by telling him that she enjoys his company.

Canonically as of the current seasons, Spongebob would pretty much be the bumbling idiot of the relationship and Sandy would be dealing with his idiocy but still loving him at the same time.

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I don't know why but the fact that Spongebob looks so correct here unnerves me

She's a stereotypical Texan, so she's probably been courted by many suitors but never actually given most of them more than a kind word.

>Dream Sequence

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I'm pretty sure she mentioned having a brother at one point or another?

Source?

>air helmets

>not wearing protective underwater suits

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pickle jar Sandy wants a word with you

Cringe but unironically cute

>Their "dates" most often end not with a kiss, but with both of them in traction.
Hot

>I knew Yea Forums was our weakest link
Nah, that'd be /vp/

They remind me of Bubsy

i want to fuck sandy

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What about if Sandy's brain was drained to the point where she becomes girl SpongeBob? I think they'd look cute in matching SpongeBob outfits in that case

I FUCKING LOVE ALL OF THE SPONGEBOB EPISODE
I don't fucking care what Yea Forumsntrarians think but I do because I secretly wishes to just fuck off from this world and live in a bluepilled fantasy where I don't have to worry about my past, present, future, and the dread for my mortality

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You would think someone as old as SpongeBob would move on from tighty-whities?

>I think they'd look cute in matching SpongeBob outfits in that case
Nah, too dorky

>Hillenburg writes it Sponge Bob

Reading this is bizarre

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