It was me, son. I tricked you into falling in love with Catwoman

How did Bruce get tricked by an alcoholic?

How the fuck did Thomas even survive that timeline?

>But why?
See, if Batman married Catwoman, he would become happy and stop being Batman, because he needs to be unhappy to be Batman, right? Thomas wants Bruce to be happy and stop being Batman, so he helped Bane break up the marriage so that Bruce would be miserable and keep being Batman.

Wait.

Is Thomas the new Thawne? Or was it Bane?

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But what’s the whole point of Batman becoming an atheist because his girlfriend left him?

Because Tom King's father left him.

Because King doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

>He got to main earth from flashpoint earth
Did they explain how this happened. I stopped reading Batman after the button

who's better: bacardi batman or vanilla batman?

Thomas wants Bruce to not be Batman and to lead a happy life.

So naturally King thinks that means he would help Bane destroy everything that makes Batman happy and completely destroy his body and soul. Because there certainly wasn't a PARENTAL MOTIVE in not wanting Bruce to lead this lifestyle or anything, no, Thomas would gleefully make Tom--er, Bruce I mean, as crippled and miserable as possible so long as he's not in that pesky mask.

Currently reading 90s comics, read modern ones only episodically. Judging from these threads, this Tom King has huge Oedipus complex. So, will Bruce eventually try to off his dad and marry Flashpoint Joker?

Batman has MET angels. How the fuck could he be an athiest?

Because reductionism. Angels are just alien lifeforms or something.

works for Daredevil

I bit my tongue when they screwed over Morrison's Batman inc run due to the new 52.

However this is the final straw. Unlike most of you I admired Tom Kings run for trying something new. It really clicked with me.

Seeing what has happened now I can no longer abide by DC ruining his run so close to the end.

Even if you hate Tom King, I'm sure you could all agree that he deserves to finish what he started.

I've been a DIEHARD DC fan since the 80s. I have bough everything from them and supported them 100%. I have stood thick and thin at all times.

HOWEVER, today I can not stand for what they have done to Tom King.

THIS IS MY VERSION OF SPIDERMAN ONE MORE DAY.

I will never buy another DC comic again.

EVER.

AGAIN.

I hope all you hater cunts are proud of your self.

I hope Didio fucks you and Bendis ruins Batman forever.

Same reason Dr. Light raped Sue Dibny and Jean Loring burnt her to a crisp.

Shock value.

Now, Ralph Dibny in 52? That's how you set up a character.

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Doesn’t Tom king run make Batman like a in universe flat earther for deny all the supernatural stuff he ran into?

>He got to main earth from flashpoint earth.
okay but how

Pffft welcome to the club, OMD was just icing most people left Marvel after House of M there was no forgiving that and everyone dumped DC at 52.

DC didn't ruin shit, King is leaving early of his own accord to ruin the New God's movie

Why is T. Wayne massive and shredded?

Can confirm
I dropped Marvel after that One More Day shit and I dropped DC after the nu-52

People complaining about comics they don't read. This is how you spend your time. Pathetic.

>Getting dumped is way worse than a broken back
You really believe that, don't you?

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>reading this thread

Jesus Christ. Bob Kane would be rolling in his grave if he knew what DC had done to his creation.

Not that I'm saying, in any way, that King is as good as O'Neill, but

You cancerous batfags would be totally unable to handle a storyline like Knightfall in the modern age. The screeching from a luchador breaking Batman's back would be audible from space, and a brilliant story like that wouldn't be allowed to play out because you shrieking retards couldn't handle Batman not just easily winning everything forever.

Comics are dead, and Batman is the dagger plunged in it's heart.

>Everyone dumbed DC at 52
Do you mean the brilliant, critically acclaimed maxi series?
Or did you mean the New 52, pile of absolute shit and dumping of everything special about DC that it was?

I doubt Bob would care about the story, just the fact that the book is losing money.

I remember how hyped all you faggots were when King was announced to be writing Batman

Knightfall didn't use 100 issues to tell its story.

>King is as good as O'Neill
Jesus fucking Christ i want to punch you into a pulp.

Fuck i read it wrong, i don't want to punch you that bad anymore. My bad.

This is what I've been thinking ever since the screeching began about King's run.

"The Cat/Bat thing is cringey" couples can't have pet names for each other now?

"Catwoman dumped Batman!" Okay? And?

And then there's the people that complain about it being overwritten, and it's like, "Have you read anything that doesn't have pictures on it?"

They complain about Bat-God, and they complain about Batman being written as if he was human, fallible and capable of mistakes and losses. It's almost as if the people who do nothing but complain are only doing so in order to get the dopamine fix that comes from constantly complaining and feeling as if you're achieving anything when you're just wasting minutes of your life that you're never getting back.

i dont remember them explaining anyting, but its probably connected to Manhtattan
anyway, who the fuck cares anymore

>"Catwoman dumped Batman!" Okay? And?
>And then there's the people that complain about it being overwritten, and it's like, "Have you read anything that doesn't have pictures on it?"
I think the issue is that Bruce reacts to that by brutalizing criminals and throwing urinals.
There's also the whole thing about Catwoman being literally the only thing that can make him happy.

This is some of the most tortured attempts at justifying a shit story I've ever seen. I'm half-convinced one of these anons is Tom King.

>I think the issue is that Bruce reacts to that by brutalizing criminals and throwing urinals.
Bruce has NEVER handled his plans going awry in a dignified way. And on top of that, Bane's been gaslighting him ever since he was dumped, in a way that's alienated him from everyone in his life. Of course he's going to be completely off balance.
>There's also the whole thing about Catwoman being literally the only thing that can make him happy.
But that's how their relationship has always been depicted. Plenty of other writers have waxed poetic on how she's the only person that truly understands him; they've been married in plenty of Elseworlds and Earth-2 (pre and post-Crisis versions). Not to mention that Lois is the only person that truly makes Clark happy, Iris is the only person that truly makes Barry happy, Dinah is the only person that truly makes Ollie happy, etc. It's really not that out of the norm.

...If he wanted him to be happy, wouldn't Bat-Dad just have to go take a big fucking gun to the heads of all his major villains?

I mean, breaking your son so he can get scared straight out of the criminal-fighting biz doesn't seem like a very smart move when it comes to freaking BATMAN. Killing most of his villains off-and damn whatever consequences he'd face, seems more in keeping for a twisted parental motivation for him...

Why are you wasting so much of your time complaining about something you don't like, when you could stop whining to your hugbox friends and do something positive? Go read a book without pictures in it, ride your bike for awhile or go for a run.

Thomas is a sociopath just like Bruce.

>You cancerous batfags would be totally unable to handle a storyline like Knightfall in the modern age. The screeching from a luchador breaking Batman's back would be audible from space
No you idiot. Everyone's been reading and enjoying Morrison's current Green Lantern run and that's filled with absurd plot developments. You're completely wrong and complaining about a contrived scenario that never happened and doesn't exist outside of your own head. King's writing is garbage and it has nothing to do with today's readers being unfair and hating good comics. People hate his writing because they have eyes and can read what he wrote.

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>Why are you wasting so much of your time complaining about something you don't like
You tell me, retard. You're doing the same thing.

>People hate his writing because they have eyes and can read what he wrote
comichron.com/monthlycomicssales/2019/2019-04.html
#5 and #6 were Batman #69 and 68 respectively.
>5 Batman 69 $3.99 04/17/19 DC 88,666
>6 Batman 68 $3.99 04/10/19 DC 87,557
Not really, man. I'm enjoying the book and don't understand why so many people are screeching about it.

>Hal and Ollie's reactions in the latest issue where they realise they were the minor guest stars all along

Good stuff.

Why are you posting sales numbers? You're the one who asked about people complaining in the first place so why are you now trying to argue complaining people don't exist?

I'm saying that, just like when this exact same shit was happening during Grant Morrison's run and a bunch of people were screeching about it on Yea Forums, a large handful of people have confused their opinion with objective fact, and are bitching on their hugbox. Just because there's a large handful of people screeching doesn't mean that "people hate his writing because they have eyes and can read what he wrote," it means that "SOME people hate his writing, because they don't enjoy it." And the people that do hate his writing, simply because they don't enjoy it, go to their hugboxes and whine and complain and bitch to the other people on their hugbox about how the bad man is writing their Batman wrong, just like when the last bad man was writing their Batman wrong, and just like when the bad man before the last one was writing their Batman wrong.

Blue penis

did bane plan that too?

Of course

What if I took off his mask?