Why does Professor Utonium have a double bed if he's been single this whole time?
Why does Professor Utonium have a double bed if he's been single this whole time?
Jonathan Smith
Christian Evans
He was married with kids but his wife left him and took his children and he's too much of a nice guy to fight for joint custody
Caleb Robinson
he was originally trying to create the perfect wife, but thanks to chemical X, his perfect wife split into three perfect little girls.
Samuel Cruz
he thought that one day there'd be someone to sleep next to him
Logan Johnson
I have a double bed despite being single. Shit is comfortable.
Alexander Baker
He couldn't afford to sleep in a car.
William Price
Because he wanted to have a place ready for future dates to sleep in the house?
Ian Gomez
Look at him; he wasn't getting any pussy.
Samuel Evans
Maybe he inherited it.
Jack Bell
Sedusa and Ms. Keen beg to differ
Grayson Long
Imagine being an adult sleeping in a single bed. It doesn't matter if there's no one else there, the ability to spread out and starfish is essential.
Gabriel Ramirez
This.
t. Single with double bed.
Ryder White
For blossom
Isaiah Cox
Perfect girl was actually a perfect women
Colton King
>Full size memory foam that takes up 25% of my tiny bedroom
Ryder James
The girls take turns sleeping with him
Nicholas Bennett
>t. Jake Goldman
Luis Lee
>Turns
As the alpha blossom claims full rights.
Jaxson Hughes
still won't stop buttercup from snuggling up with the professor
Joseph Brown
Because it feels nice not to have your limbs hang off the side and sometimes go numb and cold.
Benjamin Brown
Carter Gray
It's worth it though, especially if a girl comes over. King size and queen is reserved for larger houses, but god damn are they great.
Colton Edwards
>It's worth it though, especially if a girl comes over
Yes that is great
Easton Green
He thought having three perfect little girls and being a single dad would be an absolute chick magnet, but realized no woman wants to be step mom to three mutant girls with superpowers.
Xavier White
Doesn't he have a gf who has a spider fetish
Justin Cruz
Reminds me of that hentai where he mixed the girls in a blender with chemical X to create a grown up waifu.
Nicholas Robinson
what the fuck is wrong with people
Gabriel Sanders
Maybe it was his parents' house and he just stayed there when they died or moved to a retirement home.
Henry Robinson
>lonely
>single
>double bed for a single man
>trying to create daughterus in his lab
It's actually pretty dark if you try to interpret it.
Ayden Gutierrez
Hormones are a powerful thing
Easton Diaz
This is the actual answer.
Carson White
Because.
Josiah Butler
That's awful.
Show me so I can see how awful.
Right now.
David Williams
This is why and he's been as lucky about it.
Jacob Stewart
>falling for the memory foam meme
Aiden Bell
Sex with Bubbles if she cant sleep adter nightmare.
Samuel Flores
I like it.
For some reason I have not stopped getting purple mattress ads since the purchase
Jaxon Young
right? i've always had a twin size or plus.
Jonathan King
>imagine being the professor and having to go out and buy color coded training bras and tampons.