Why doesn't he wish for cancer and world hunger to go away?

>Timmy gets another F in science class. AJ is his lab-partner and complains that he's such a beaver-toothed dumbass that can't even mix the red and blue liquids together.
>Timmy gets tired of AJ rubbing his intelligence in his face.
>Wishes to Cosmo that all the black people's immune systems went away.
>Wanda is too late. Is forced to watch genocide.
>Five days later, AJ is dying and Timmy is by his bedside. AJ no longer has the strength to finish his cure.
>He begs Timmy to add the final part of the cure. It's just mixing a red and blue liquid together.
>Timmy holds both test-tubes before intentionally dropping them in front of AJ.
>"I guess I was too much of a beaver-toothed dumbass to do it," Timmy glares and spits on AJ's face. "But at least I purified America, nigger."
>AJ dies, but Timmy realises that AJ already figured out what he did and recorded everything.
>Everyone knows what Timmy did.
>Timmy's dad is the most heartbroken.
>"Son...Why didn't you ever wish away Dinkleberg's immune system?!"
>Everyone laughs as the episode ends.
>AJ and all the black people are still dead.

The feelings of a happy childhood stays with them as seen in channel chasers.

bazed

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White people suck ass

Probably not allowed to.

>Embodiments of cancer and world hunger go away
>Plague that one alien world instead

Okay, Raimi.

Should she have gotten fairies?

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don't forget the fact that apparently 90% of all kids lose their Fairies within the first week or so, to the point where keeping them for a whole year is considered an extreme rarity

the episode where she was loaned Cosmo & Wanda showed that she's not good godkid material, Fairy World probably screens out certain kids as being too big of security risks to even bother giving a chance to

She did and she almost fuck things up

Didn't a kid start world war 1

Why doesn't he wish Tara Strong would give me paizuri?

It is literally against Da Rules. Besides, Fairies need to make sure there is still enough misery in the world to justify kids having them, so they can continue the status quo and appear as a godsend to kids in bad situations
I thought that even though the Fairies went away, they left behind the general childhood happy feeling of when they were around. I’d bet they would also screen potential kids as well, to make sure or at least reduce the chance of things getting fucked up too badly.

Still makes no sense why Cloe got fairies when her home life was okay. Before it was kids with neglectful parents and terrible babysitters that got them. But Cloe had doting parents that she got along with.

Who says he didn’t?

Hes a kid.
Kids typically dont wish for this shit.

Name one person who died of cancer or world hunger in his universe.

Gee, it’s almost as if Da Rules were incredibly arbitrary for no in-universe reason...

>Timmy, mistaking it for the Hall of Fame, wished three of the children out of their pictures -Pierre,Maryann, andSammy. They quickly revealed to Timmy that he was in the wrong room, and then Maryann tricked Timmy into giving her Cosmo's wand before going after Wanda's. Of the three, Maryann arguably was the worst, or at least caused the most damage, because she somehow had Archduke Ferninand assassinated and started the first World War, leading to the second World War, the Holocaust, and the Cold War.

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Maybe Da Rules also include that no wishes can be made which can't be wished back without breaking other rules.
While wishing away disease is theoretically fine, wishing it back would probably break rules against wishing disease on people. So since it would break that rule, it breaks the first rule to even wish it all away.

No, that’s Jorgen. You know, toughest fairy in the universe?

I'm like 99% certain that kid is the reason why Da Rules don't allow for a Wish to be made to directly cause people harm

World hunger has already 99% gone away. What's left is idiots warring with each other in the drought-prone Sahel, Marxists deliberately withholding food from rebellious populations or some combination of both. As a result pic related is happening.

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What is this pic about exatcly?

Probably population growth.

This, Timmy is a saint and that was his first wish
or who knows, they are a lot of kids with fairies, maybe one already wished for that

It is against da rules.

Why didn't he wish for his fairies to not grant his wish?

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Because cancer cells are living things and da rules state you can't kill living things. Same thing with world hunger, because ethiopians and homeless people are living things too.

>Wishes people DIDN'T HAVE TO sleep
>suddenly people CAN'T sleep
Those are two very clearly different things

yeah every now and then they did an episode that doesn't make a lot of sense if you think about it hard enough

Vicky was molesting him and the fairies are just figments of his imagination.

Dinkleberg part got me.

Would have been a kino ending to the series. Timmy decides to share his fairies with Tootie, flashforward to their kids in the future having them.
Instead though, we got more "will they wont they" shit with the generic popular thot and then the fiasco with adding a dog and mary sue fanfic level insert. Really bombed it, not sure if it was even Hartman's fault since he seemed to want Tim/Toot, mustve been an exec.

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he's a kid, they don't give a fuck about that shit unless its made itself a presence in their life.

>the episode where she was loaned Cosmo & Wanda showed that she's not good godkid material
Lol what you retard... All she did was wish for a big ass party, it was one of the few times a wish didn't cause chaos.

OP is world hunger?

Wasn't there an episode/movie/special where Chester got fairies and wished a bunch of humanitarian shit for everyone

Because Timmy is canonically a selfish asshole, as are all children given Fairy GodParents.
Remember, he trapped the world in a timeloop for 11 years so he wouldn't have to stop being a kid and let go of the fairies.

Pretty sure it was 50 years.

You could argue that she wasn't am ideal godkid because she thought keeping secrets was "rude", but at no point was she told any of Da Rules.

what would he gain from that?
unless you're Crocker in which case you transform into an abomination

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It's literally western Doaraemon, which has an equally retarded premise, but just as hilarious

remember when cosmo and wonda had a child and then they got a dog and then timmy had to share this literal fariy family with another girl set to be the highest to primary secondary character
youtu.be/Sr5tKblSgXg
youtube.com/watch?v=bWsiLQaxges

HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS

Yes. Just replace Tootie with Chloe and you have a plotline that actually fucking works.
>We could've gotten a Tootie age up episode instead of Mary Sue Girl
Fuck this clown timeline.

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IIRC that was because he kept trying to resist the mindwipe.

>timmy wishes cancer and world hunger away
>a new and improved/deadlier terminal disease appears, this one is highly contagious and spreads like wildfire across the globe
>with world hunger away, countless 3rd worlds pop out at an alarming rate due sub-human frenzy mating surge the likes never witnessed before, even the jews don't know how to contain them or what to do with them as flooding white countries with even more subhuman thrash as no longer an option
>timmy panics and wishes to revert the wish
>cosmo & wanda being the usual pair of retards lost their wands
>wanda's wand somehow landed in a pile of fake wands which are exact replicas but without the magic and cosmo got his stuck deep in its ass (don't ask how, it's just classic butch hardman humor that never gets adressed in his shows)
>fear not, because fairy-ex-machina happens and jorgen von strangle shows up, pulls out his wang, slaps it 3 times then pulls his wand out of cosmo's butthole (FLCL style), smacks wanda's face with it, "FAIRY-BOOM" everything's fixed, slaps timmy's butt cheeks; -jorgen von schwarzenegger "DON DU ET AGAIN, TIMMI!" -timmy "yes daddy."
>generic trumpet stinger into closing fad to black circle stopping on timmy's face as he winks then it closes
>THE END

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