In a roger rabbit-esque society (cartoons and humans coexisting in the physical world) would you date a toon?

>would you date a toon?
....I would fuck a toon every which way they can be fucked.

Yes user. I would "date" a toon.

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I would exclusively date toons. Preferably, cats and rabbits.

Where do you think you are?

Of course (3D is PD after all) but let us be real it is pretty much impossible. Every better fuckable looking one would be treated as a celebrity by men. Better men than me.

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Noids do not have sex with doodles!!

I actually read a story once about a man married with a toon. It was pretty wholesome, would you nerds be interested?

link plox

pastebin.com/ZgGVUUr4

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Thanks

Already did that, dated a voiceover artist.

Did she do sound effects when you fucked? Like *gazooonga!* or something?

Would toons have their own special STDs?

My number one regret is not asking her to do this more often

There are a lot of variables at play. How does one physically approach a toon from a 3D angle? Are they immortal? Prone to goofy Roger Rabbit logic, or gritty Ralph Bakshi logic where copulation risks creating a human-cartoon hybrid serial killer?

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Would cuddling feel like touching a warm human, or like fondling a moving cardboard cutout?

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ftfy

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>heavy af
all I'm seeing is that you can't handle a little thiccness user. Dimensional thiccness, I'll grant you, but thiccness all the same.

Welc
Whaddya think of it?

Kinda sappy desu. Seems like the writer probably haas never had a real gf before. Lots of "oh user I luvs ya". People don't talk like that.

No user, I ftfy

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really would depend on the physics and other realities of the situation, like can i touch them? does it feeel different that touching a physical object? 2d or 3d? cuz aint nobody dating a hologram

As long as the kid wouldn’t be fucked up, OF COURSE.

Even a cartoon would reject you, you fucking loser.

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I'd date a qt3.14 anime girl with a penis.

people would fuck anything.

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Meg Griffin.
She's already seen to be okay with being enslaved (Peter sold her to pay off his tab to Mort), when she makes an effort she looks good, she literally has no friends outside of those two cunts at her school, she's all legal too since she turned 18 so I could have her do porn or something to make money.

>would you date a toon
Let me think about it....Yes, yes I would.

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So they're weird eldritch abominations? I can dig it

I want nothing more than to fuck a toon

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I would.

I would, hell yeah I would

Depends on how many there are.

her thigh looks like she has an 8 inch dong down there

If she'll have me, absolutely

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That is even better.

>date
If toons were real you know a lot of them would be sex workers.

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Does it count as incest if I fuck a toon I drew? Is a toon’s age measured from time of drawing or what the artist says? Is it murder if I erase and redraw a toon in a different art style?

I don’t know how we could have sex, would my dick get shredded since she’s 2D?

Your kid would just be an anime protagonist.

Lets be real, all the hot ones would be taken by chads. Your only options would be Steven Universe-tier ones.

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>Confirmed for never having watched Roger rabbit

B&W toons were put out of a job by color, would the RR world deal with the wave of 3D CGI like we are?

Just draw your own.

...

>would you date a toon?

Probably not. Roger Rabbit and Coolworld both show that the hot toons are all complete sluts that will fuck around on you the first chance they get.

Huh. I bet the Disney Princesses would be rock star status in this world.

I'd feel bad for the villains. People still shit on that redhead asshole from Ghostbusters and Die Hard just for reading his lines. What would we do to Serpentor or Fire Lord Ozai while they're going out for groceries?

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Depends on how "toony" she is.
I've got nothing against toons, but spending time with a girl who can't walk down the street without a piano falling on her head would probably have a negative impact on my life expectancy.

They could do nothing, toons are practically immortal.

Man, you think those pop idols got it bad over in Japan? Anime girls would get shit from fans ten times worse if they were seen dating a guy.

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A warm cardboard cutout

Considering they co exist with us, I assume they occupy 3d space so they're probably less paper and more a sentient mass of dense ink and paint

Maybe

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They probably smell like paint and have the texture of paper so no.

Depends on the cartoons they come from. Some of them will age, and some will not.

>would you date a toon?

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That depends, would a toon date me?

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Can I actually fuck her?
If so, hell yeah.

Would you if she's a censored toon and her coochie is a mosaic

I'd try.

I wonder if a toon could just decide to go back to one of it's former form.

>Would cuddling feel like touching a warm human, or like fondling a moving cardboard cutout?
furries in general seem to skip the bit where kissing a non-human mouth might be weird and take some adjustment

even humanoid toons might have vastly different head sizes that make things awkward

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>implying any of you incels would have a chance with cartoon women if real women already find you repulsive
You won’t escape the real world. Either accept that you’ll forever be a trashy human being, or change yourself for the better, don’t chase after fantasies.

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Fattest, pimpliest, ugliest mofo on Yea Forums detected

One thing that needs to be taken into account: in the Roger Rabbit book series, not all toons are movie stars. Many just live the life of a normal person, with only a few becoming well known movie stars.
In that scenario, there's no doubt I'd date and marry a cute civilian toon, humanoid or otherwise.

>would i date my waifu
What kind of retarded question is this?

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the question is, would they date me?

You bet your ass I would

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>Live near toon world border
>One of my neighbors is a toon who is obsessed with me
>legit stalker-chick tier yandere here
>Because its funny for the toon chick to get turned down by a guy, she wont stop bothering me
>She keeps appearing in my home to prank me or just startle me
>No normal boundary too important enough for her to respect instead of capitalize on it for a cheap joke
>Move away, somehow she still appears in my new apartment for her pranks and just walks home after she's done
>Every. damn. day

Living in Roger Rabbit universe would be hell if you attracted the wrong sort of attention from toons. They'd do anything for a joke, its like dealing with a pack of 15 year olds who are obsessed with practical jokes but too dumb yet to understand where the limit is

I just had an idea, if our worlds suddenly merged... would Disney own the suddenly real Disney characters like slaves? What would the legal standing on that be?

Just fuck her, and take that joke to it's logical conclusion.

All of these kids who have no idea how toons work because they never watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

>Ralph Bakshi animation with an actual Hollywood budget
>Some of the absolute best animation he ever produced in his career
>Still the worst movie he ever made
>So bad, it killed his feature film career and he never recovered

Fuckin mindblowing.

God, it's Perfect Blue all across the radar....

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>What would the legal standing on that be?
A-Okay if the Walt Disney Company had a say in it.
These are the same people that enforce copyright with extreme prejudice and spend millions every year lobbying to keep public domain out of the public domain and the least said about how they run things outside their animations the better.
I'd imagine human rights activists and other such people would try to keep them out of Disney's indentured slavery by appealing in rulings to the fact that despite looking the same, the toons inhabiting our world aren't the ones in the Disney properties and the similarities are mere coincidence, which if provable would mean they have no obligation towards Disney and are free people like anyone in the first world, however if that is the case then all Disney has to do and probably already does is trademark/copyright the character's likeness then boom, unless they can change their appearance or how they act/sound like then they can get sued and any other job prospects would be nothing but a pipedream, so they'd effectively be forced into Disney's wageslave plantation regardless, unless they shacked up with someone that would willingly pay for their living and started walking on eggshells in public all their life.

Bitch please, I watched it in the cinema on premiere week. Fuck if I can remember more than the basest of details.

Hell yeah

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At least if you were a meguca you wouldn't have to take shit from anyone, let alone be scared of creepy fanboys.

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This is pretty interesting actually. If this was the case, the chance of anyone getting together with a famous toon would be just as low as hooking up with a movie star.
But perhaps some of us would be funny looking enough to catch the eye of toons who weren't stars.

what would qualify as a toon?

would fan art pop into reality or does it need to be animated to take form?

do flip books count or does it have to be on screen?

would the stick figure be the most populous member of toon society?

so many questions to answer

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Wasn't completely his fault.
The studio head had the originally-horror script completely rewritten behind his back (because he was tired of releasing horror films after the F13 movies) and Bakshi actually got into a fight with him after finding out.
He was threatened with a lawsuit if he didn't finish it so he just said "fuck it" and didn't even give his animators a screenplay. He just told them to draw something funny.

That's what I was getting at; it has Bakshi's highest quality of animation but attached to a soulless script he didn't write, didn't want and had to adapt out of legal obligation. It's such a fuckin waste. His best work is somehow also his worst.

At least the comics are interesting.

What would the babies look like?

>furries in general seem to skip the bit where kissing a non-human mouth might be weird and take some adjustment
As someone who walks in those circles I'll tell you that casuals do that, but that there's also a lot of writing out there that goes into explicit detail how the difference changes things. In the end though, the main agreement is that the fitment isn't as important as the raw enthusiasm and eroticism.

I'd like to think humans can't knock up toons. All the raw toon poon one could ask for

I can't date 3d women so might as well try

Wasn't the original pitch for Cool World about the child of the two characters in OP's picture, and his life growing up as a serial killer abomination torn between two planes of existence?

If it was my waifu, yes

I abide by Roger Rabbit rules, personally.

A toon would not date me, so who cares.

HOLY FUCK Boco it's like you want to get beat up!

Also SHUT UP you're going to get a date.

indeed it was
tfw this animation and these aesthetics couldve been backed up by an actually interesting premise. it probably wouldnt have been a masterpiece but it still wouldve been pure unadulterated bakshi

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Not want, just sorta...accepted?

I had no ideas there were comics

I can't say I've ever really liked anything made by Bakshi.
His works are interesting, but not entertaining.

According to Jessica Rabbit it's all about personality. Looks seem to be the last thing toons care about.

The end of Wizards was pretty great.

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>would you date a toon
>asks this on Yea Forums

The fuck do you think?

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Hm. So I'm still fucked.

My headcanon is that toons love funny looking people.
This is why so many toons flirted with Eddie Valiant. Betty Boop is fond of him, Roger can't keep his hands off.
Eddie is a tubby, dumpy, funny looking man, and toons find that ridiculously attractive.

never liked jessica rabbit. she is more cartoon than woman.

Holli was something else though, even as a kid i could tell. I didnt even knew what sex was about back then, but the idea of kissing a naked woman was hot as shit.

You're getting all of it so SHUT IT

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That goes for all of us

Jessica's a fun character but her design is basically a parody of an overtly sexual caricature.

If I had my way my dick would be inside a toon 24 hours a day

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You say this, but what if she’s the ugliest bitty in town?

Hell yeah. Imagine the boob physics and getting into different positions during sex.

>implying 2D pigs don't exist

Depends. If you're dating a toon, then would another copy exist elsewhere doing what they would normally do?

What's the age of consent for a toon? Does it go by apparent age or date of creation?

Yup.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

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cover her head with a bag and take the joke to its logical conclusion.

Also not every toon nowadays is humor related, plenty of action toons wouldn't give a damn about punchlines and gags.

mmmmm....prolly

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...yeah, I think so. Definitely at least going to hire a toon hooker. Maybe some washed up 90's cartoon character trying to get by like pick related.

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imagine having roger for a husband and he starts doing looney toons style exaggerations right before blowing his load (which comes out like a fire hose)

I mean honestly with women this hot would girls like Nicki Minaj still have a job? You can draw women with literally perfect proportions that feel real and will have some predetermined personality traits and skills.

At that point what hope does a meat bag have in the entertainment industry?

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>When your parents disown you for dating a furry

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And then when you factor in the amount of small scale animators with large audiences and you'll get an enormous rush of new incredibly sexy creations dotting the landscape.

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>implying callie would ever sink that low
Nigga, she's Bellum levels of capable. Any mayor worth his salt would literally kill a sackfull of puppies just to have her as his second in command.

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toons are technically 3D in the world in which they exist, so that would apply in a coexistence. Also, they could simply occupy the same physical space as a person and have the same mass, it’s just that their molecules have different reflective properties that also change the wavelength of the light so that when our photoreceptors receive and process reflected light from a toon, we always see a black outline and a flatter gradient of colour.

Plus you can control how hairy they be.

And then there's commercials and animated ads. We'd have millions of sexy sexy toon women born every year.

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That's only true in her scripted reality. In the real world she's completely useless outside of getting fucked. She'd have to develop new skills and if developing real world skills isn't part of her skillset upon creation she might be shit out of luck.

Indeed.

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I think I'll live.

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Wasn’t this song basically unsubtly aimed at people objectifying the characters of these shows? Lmao

And then there's bit parts.

Think of all the family guy spring breakers and Simpsons strippers ever seen in the backgrounds of their shows that have only a single personality trait upon creation.

Some of them might have to work really hard for a few years to try and develop new traits and become whole people. Or maybe the government will set artificial caps on the extras capable of being created by the industry and every animated show ever will have to choose from the 1000 extras that exist.

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Wait, hang on, hold up a second
In the opening scene of Roger Rabbit, not only are the characters drawn but the set as well. Does one draw the set and then bring it to life somehow, or is there a way to transform an object into toon. Or more realisticlly, perhaps they're shipped in from Toonworld

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>aquired knowledge/education suddenly ceases to exist once the leap from 2D to 3D is made
What kind of retarded nonsense is that? You might as well claim superman would forget how to fly if he became 3D.
You'll have to come up with a better reason to justify your harem.

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>implying I even watch the show

I found that on Yea Forums and jacked off to the characters. Haha.

My parents disowned me regardless. I've had to take care of myself since I was 16. Fucking cartoon cats wouldn't change a thing.

>aquired knowledge/education suddenly ceases to exist
The knowledge acquired is only relevant to the cartoon universe in which it was acquired. A universe that doesn't actually exist.

Now if they made the show ultra-realistic and you have to go through all the bureaucratic, legal and political norms in that universe that you do in this one then maybe you have a point and Callie can put "political aid" or what-not on her resume. Otherwise her experience is next to useless because all of her "skills" are circumstantial to the plot of every episode and exist solely in-universe.

If anything it'd be an improvement.

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Damn straight, this guy gets it.

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At what point does a character become legal? Her show age+years since creation or just years since creation?

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would parodies of a character be a new character themselves?

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I'd try and manage a toon brothel dude

Just because it doesn't explicitly happen on screen, doesn't mean it didn't happen. A town is still run on bureaucracy, but it would be boring to actually show it in the cartoon.
It's only natural that she'd have the full skillset needed to be a high tier political aide.

You could just ask for a job here instead.

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>A town is still run on bureaucracy

Not necessarily a fictitious town. It's fictitious and doesn't real. It's even more fake than the characters. Think of the toons as actors, not as actually possessing every skill their roles demand they do.

Ah, right. So if bugs bunny ever gets a role as a doctor in any other cartoon that means he's automatically the most skilled doctor in the world?

yeah, the thing about the Roger Rabbit universe is that it breaks down if you look at it too closely, in so many ways. you might as well start from scratch based on who you're looking at.

how many people created fursonas JUST so that an imaginary relationship with a cartoon crush would make sense? esp. to resolve size differences like Gadget Hackwrench.

but, given a toon character of your choice as they are depicted in the source material, and yourself as you are now, what kind of insane chain of events would have to happen for the two of you to even meet?

I would give it a shot.

I mean they're so much more stretchy than us...imagine the holes. The possibilities....

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Would a talking wolf still count as a "furry"?

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That's why I wouldn't go for acting toons. The books showcase plenty of toons that aren't in show business and just live the life of a normal person.

The real question is would a toon date me?

Point. I had forgotten that's how it works in the Roger Rabbit movie. But there's plenty of unskilled jobs to get as well, and if you're a looker like Callie you shouldn't have much problems finding a decent paying job to get you started.
technically, OP didn't specify that it works EXACTLY like in RR, as in all the toons are actors, only that the toons come to life and live among the 3D, like in the movie. fuck you, i'm grasping ;_;

No, because that wouldn't be funny.

even if it didn't work exactly like that just as well too suppose that it did. the implications of what you're saying are much more Severe. For example what would be the point of anyone else studying anyting especially the stem fields, when you can just create the perfect engineer or doctor by simply putting pen to paper and drawing one as well as a scenario for it to exist in. much better for Creations to have personality traits and General proclivities upon creation then for them to have Master Level domination any one skill simply because the Creator needed them to for a certain role on a show.

I would guess years since creation.

You degenerate ink mixers should be erased.

Nothing wrong with dabbling in watercolors.

I mean, what would be stopping you from animating a real life toon god?

So Skeletor wouldn't just be some jacked dude with a skull for a face? He'd be an actual undead inter-dimensional demon sorcerer complete with real powers and all his spells would work?

Vidya girls count too right?

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>be me, at work
>toon girl coworker has crush on me
>cant walk to my cubicle without slipping on a banana peel for her to catch me, wolf whistling, and old sounding horn instruments going off when she walks around a corner giving me eyes
>some weeks her attitude changes and she bullies me with frying pans and pianos
>corporate protects her due to the 2D Equal Rights Act
>superhero next to me wont do anything because shes not a villain and is just 'looking for true love'
>yesterday had 3 arrows shot at my ass
>doctor just gave me a comically large band-aid and tossed me outside where she was waiting with flowers
>entire world faded into darkness until the next morning at 8 AM, where i wake up at work fully dressed and in the middle of a project
H E L P

Love knows no medium.

Just fuck her already you damn faggot.

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yes, Yes....YES!

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Fight fire with fire.Tickle her and arm yourself with banana cream pies and other such bullshit.

What is she? Humanoid? Rabbit? Bakshi abomination?

> would you date a toon?
> co

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>See these gifs posted constantly
>Still barely any porn of the dog girl

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>implying that matters when Lilotte is the superior dog girl anyway

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>Oh my god, Dad, you would not believe how weird our show's fans can get. Especially the humans. Korra and I are total BFFs now, but whenever we go out for lunch, funny-smelling guys walk up and ask us to kiss.

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Oh man, imagine Lily Loud with Baby Herman's personality.

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What do I keep telling you fuckers

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>implying anyone cares about this shit movie

Roger Rabbit said toon fucking was A-OK, you nark.

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Date? No. I can draw, rather well too, so I would make cartoon monsters to attack humanity. It will be like Shocker from Kamen Rider, but with cartoons. You can never stop me!

Not to mention that it makes no sense for kissing with tongue to be ok but sticking your dick inside a toon to be off limits.

>imagine having a toon daughter
>pic related

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Didn't they just play Patty Cake?

Same face syndrome

Why does the black girl have huge caricature lips?

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Like a warm water balloon that has the texture of latex paint.

I would date a duck

Or rotoscoped

>Your only options would be Steven Universe-tier ones.

user what was the downside again?

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But a big part of RR was that for how sultry Jessica scted, she was 100% faithful and ib love with Roger.

Bad cgi

Like sure there are tons of cute toon girls and anime girls but we are talking about roger rabbit rules here, it would just feel really weird and i mostly would like my waifu who is from an anime, we never saw how those rules apply to cartoons from other countries

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YES

This.

They wouldn't feel like paper, they're paint on plastic cels.

At least the older ones are. Newer ones would feel like... LCD water balloons, I guess.

Now go to /ck/ and ask them if they would eat food, you faggot.

I figure it's the character themselves getting to act "out of character" for shits and giggles. Lets them cut loose without repercussions to their parent company's image because "parody law lol" and all that jazz.

They might come under fire from a social aspect, though.

Tell me about Toontown Yea Forums

Make me dream

Honestly, that place seemed loud and obnoxious. The toon girls are an oasis of adult fantasy in a desert of childish buffoonery.

>Toontown

Man, Toontown hasn't been a thing for years.

This isn't the fifties. Jonny Quest and Josie and the Pussycats doing action and drama isn't shocking any more. Hell, even Roger moved out to San Bernadino in the eighties to open that restaurant.

Toontown is a tourist trap nowadays. It's good for some laughs, but to real toons it's a joke.

I would certainly try.

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Not that cat, she's atrocious.

hot celebrity couples

I like to think Dot also recorded phone calls of them fighting.

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I would bang Mother Gothel raw.

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Crazy broads that don't act like crazy broads and everytime I go fro a cream pie I get a literal cream pie and a seltzer spritz in my face? Sign me up.

Bonus points, our kids would be able to turn their head into a wolf and do the awooga face.

I’ll just become pic related.

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What character would you date? Or basically post your waifu.

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>date toon
>goes to extreme lengths just to get you to laugh
>expect a lot of jokes and scenarios depending on the animal she is
>may get roped into her shenanigans with rival toons depending of the toon's relationship to each other
>she teaches you how to interact with toon gags and objects
>maybe play the straight man for her jokes or help set up stuff in montages
>also I imagine sex with a toon is either the most amazing or terrifying or both

why?

Of course! But... that depends if they would say yes, as well

based af

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>shantae is not even that pretty in her universe

I wonder, can nip toons get killed by the dip?

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Wasn’t she based on Kim Basinger?

Cartoons aren't even made with pen and ink anymore.

Some random cute background character

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Not if she's voiced by Gillian Anderson.

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>you hear that a foreign exchange student from Japan has moved into your town
>they're from a doujin

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>would you date a toon?
you know im actually not sure, i guess they are cute and the sex may be nice but toon are kind of silly,all day,they dont have a power off button or somethink like that,that can get kind of tiresome

Good ones are.
I wonder how similar toons would be to their show counterparts. They could have completely different personalities. Also I was nder how common this is.

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She's into fat smelly hairy guys fucking her so you're a shoe in.

>Student
She just plays one in the comics user.

Finally a type of girl who would love us.

But like I said, she's from a doujin. I've read enough of those to know that where artists can go off the rails with thier fantasies, and i wouldn't want to get caught up in that kind of uber-degenerate stuff.

All of what?

Ahhh you're good you.
Now if we're talking straight up waifu's, Naoto from Persona 4 (Not golden, prefer her original VA)
But since this is Yea Forums, I'll play by the rules.

Xmen Evolution Rogue is a shoe-in but body sucky powers are kind of a turn-off when it kills you.
TT Raven but she's a teen so that sets off alarm bells with a fully grown adult man.
Wendy Corduroy but she's 15.
Cheryl Tunt but everyone who's ever seen the show she would be into weird sex and not be able to be chill when it came to meeting other people.

Now Frankie Foster she was 20 when the show came out, redhead, hard working, looking for a normal life outside of imaginary friends and yes, it's also cause I want to bang Lauren Faust. wasn't there a video on that about hot animators being drawn into cartoons by their coworkers?

>TT Raven
She was older than me while I was growing up. She is just young looking at that point.

Do toons take jobs in video games?

Are versions of characters used in different media the same toon Or different?

Good question.

The same. They're just acting.

What about TWO of them?

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user if you think that Yellow Pearl isn't one of the hot ones you are a buffoon.
>Ywn get a cutey patootey Pearl Girl.

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Not even Chad thundercock could compete with a literal overexagerated Chad thundercock.

>ywn be with a cute toon girl that had a few background and one-off roles in cartoons but her career never got off the ground so she works a job she hates but she finds happiness with you

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Why would you want that? That sounds so mean.

Sign me the fuck up.

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Since Noids can't fuck Doodles what's the point?

Stop pretending people give a shit about Cool World's rules.
In the Roger Rabbit books, people can and do fuck toons.

I think they keep bringing it up because OP's pic is inexplicably a Cool World pic despite the text asking about a RR inspired world.

If he hadn't fucked up (like the faggot cocksucker he is) none of this would be happening.

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Would 3D animated characters manifest as 3D in ToonTown? Also, if you commissioned a cartoon of yourself would a toon clone of you suddenly appear?

I would absolutely fuck all the Pokemon

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In the second RR book, Jessica has triplets, born like normal people. So I'm not even sure what the deal with Toon origins is in the actual universe.

Nobody asked about Pokemon, you sperg.

All toons are 3D, they just look 2D but they cast 3D shadows so therefore must be 3D.

I know posting ponies outside of their containment board is forbidden but I have to wonder how they'll react to their fandom.

Would the fandom die as a result of their idols expressing public disgust?

>>also I imagine sex with a toon is either the most amazing or terrifying or both

Comparing what I've seen on TV with what I've seen on e621:

Life around a toon is going to be an exaggerated mess full of gags.

Until you get into bed, and then her entire body freezes and just slides back and forth slowly at a constant speed, maybe her eyelids move too.

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>Life around a toon is going to be an exaggerated mess full of gags.
Wouldn't that really depend on the toon in question? Would pic related really go around making gags when her sole role has been "sexy pizza in a commercial"?

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Pokemon are Toons double sperg

That makes me sad. I mean normal celebs have fans who jerk it to them to?

No, they're not. They're mons or mascot creatures and they're not even Yea Forums related. You just wanted to shove your fetish in a place where it didn't belong, you triple sperg.

*SIGH* source please?

Yeah, but normal celebs aren't acting in a fictional setting meant for pre-teen children and having to deal with 20-30 year old autists obsessing over them as a direct result of their childrens programming. And when they do they tend to not encourage it.

So you're saying Yea Forums wouldn't count as Toons? Why not?

The name Pygmalion comes to mind.

It's a commercial for (I believe) breath mints. That's all I remember, sorry. But that's all the screen time she gets.

Because they're made by Japanese and everyone knows the Japanese are soulless so they can't create living ink people.

I'd try, then fail, and then post racist things about them on Yea Forums.

okay, that's prtetty funny

Source?

Kerub ep 46

>Wouldn't that really depend on the toon in question?
well, think of the goofiest toon you'd be willing to fuck.

then look up her name on e621. add the "animated" tag. i.e. "jessica_rabbit animated"

90% of what you will find is a single frame with pieces sliding around. probably terrible clipping around the points of contact, too.

I know most media that deal with this issue tend to play up the racism against toons in some manner or another but I don't think that would realistically be an issue. They're so different from one another in attitude, capabilities and appearance that I don't think viewpoints like that could be taken seriously by society or even the vast, vast, vast majority of people.

It'd be like being prejudiced against people with glasses, or braces. I mean, yeah, there's a few stereotypes. But after you hit 8 or 9 you immediately realize almost all of the steereotypes are total bullshit played up in specific things for specific effects.

Pic related for example would likely have very little in common with someone conceived to be sillier .

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>then look up her name on e621.
Isn't that specifically for furry porn?

All characters on this meme are 2d doodles, though! Should've been a photo.

that would have been too much trouble though

Feline anthro would be the most accessible of mainstream race options. Dogs and foxes would be the most odd feeling. Deer/cervidae girls and guys wouldn't be so bad I think.

The blowjobs for dogs, foxes, would be fucking phenomenal. For cats it would be amazing.
Amazing doesn't mean good

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A lot of them are probably the same Toon in different outfit and wigs; Judge Doom was apparently most of the villains in animation before he went completely insane.

That would only work for similar characters wouldn't it?

Can't see why not.

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>The idol industry is infamous for obsessive stalker types absolutely losing their shit over famous women having romantic relationships of their own
>Perfect Blue is a story about a young woman dealing with a violent and obsessive stalker after she tries to leave her career as an idol behind and have her own life
>popular anime girls starting to date someone in the real world would lead to chaos as the most creepy and depressing people on Earth would begin to fight over them not being allowed to date anyone so that they can keep fantasizing about them as "pure"

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>popular anime girls starting to date someone
see:
Literally cannot happen.

Can I choose to be best bros with Oswald?

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No, this isn't a menu. You can choose to try and get in contact with Oswald but he'd probably tell you to fuck off.

>Oswald telling somone who likes his toons to buzz off

He's busy touring and promoting his tell-all book about Walt and Mickey's pedophilia laced manipulation of him.

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Can other anons post cute background toons and one-off characters that we can potentially have a shot with?

None of us are landing anyone famous and/or too sex-symboly so chasing your waifu is pointless.

Pic related, most of Timm's shit is a treasure trove for this sort of thing, but as:
pointed out they might be the same characters just in different costume, and considering the amount of same facing and same bodying going on in Timms shit, it's very plausible they're all the same girl/s in different get up.

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>that pic

Poorly stitched together. Damn shame too.

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Their fans are less openly fucked up.

>the slutty character/succubus is AKSHULLY chaste and monogamous!!!
One of my most hated character types.

Well, yeah, but most background and one-offs characters tend to look fairly similar within a show anyway.

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Would toons that got sick suffer from animation errors?

I feel bad for our favorite multicolored young horses. They would NOT wanna date the kinda guys that would really wanna date them.

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They might wanna date real ponies, though.

CalArts would be a painful, sad condition's name.

>Woody Woodpecker's comeback is nigh
>Oswald Jr #287 comes forward
>accuses Walter Lantz of molesting him and 143 of his siblings.
>when asked, Oswald says that's why he stopped doing cartoons in the 1950s. he moved the whole family to the midwest; it was the only way to be sure to protect them.
>Walt Disney personally paid for all of the train tickets in secret
>times were tough
>during recessions, Oswald refused to try to stage a comeback
>when times were good, Oswald refused to donate to foundations trying to preserve old films.
>Oswald Jr #32 and Abigail Disney worked together to get Oswald the right to work for Disney Corp again
>however, since immortal toons can have 420 children, the planet is overpopulated and uninhabitable and everybody dies
>the end

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>Can I choose to be best bros with Oswald?
not in 2019 when he's doing his big comeback
not in 1928 when he was famous.

but in the 1970s you could go to Vegas and he'd be doing a lounge show in a casino, and you could hang out with him afterwards no problem.

and if you got along really well, and you brought your wife, you two could swap for the night.

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If toons were real humanity would have gone war with them. And it would be social taboo to mix race

>I feel bad for our favorite multicolored young horses. They would NOT wanna date the kinda guys that would really wanna date them.

this is kind of the western equivalent of the idol problem in Japan/Korea.

indeed, i wonder how Western pop stars are allowed to have normal drama-filled lives, with all of us gossiping about them, while Korean pop stars pretty much have to be virgins until they're 30 or they're fired.

it's probably because Korean pop stars are work-for-hire and are basically treated like Walmart employees. The American music industry can be shit, and they've often succeeded in taking all the money, but they've never succeeded in controlling their talent's behavior.

Miley Cyrus literally grew up working for Disney, but her father was in the music industry so he wouldn't let them own her. Which is why she was able to come in like a wrecking ball later. THANKS DAD I'M GONNA BE NAKED NOW.

however, in cartoons, most child stars are orphans. they're nieces and nephews of the previous generation's star, will that be enough to protect them from predatory contracts? and will they whore it up when they grow up?

>wanting your waifu to give up on her dreams and be unhappy

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of course humans smell and are dirty.

i live in the American southwest and have only had the opportunity to eat pussy in the summer, so the dominant smell is always sweat. Humans don't just smell; they taste, and they weigh, and they feel, and they sound.

In my pure youth, toons could be a glorious abstraction of womanhood. But when the memory of a woman's touch is fresh in my mind, they seem the most pale imitation.

Would it be different if toons also smelled and tasted and weighed? And if they didn't have the squeaky little girl voice that anime girls have to have?

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Not as bad as game glitches.

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Doesn't work with Toon logic; they'd go for ugly guys and girls.

She's into fat smelly guys fucking her.
As for dating her that's where you come in my friend.

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keep this thread alive and I will share some