Reminder that Eclipsa canonically dated every single type of monster out there
Reminder that Eclipsa canonically dated every single type of monster out there
Mason Cox
Aiden Gomez
>canonically kappas
>suck soul out through butthole
Camden Bennett
stupid worthless disease-ridden whore
Luke Lewis
>size shifter
>10/10
You just KNOW
Anthony Perez
The septarians got no good points besides superficial ones yet they get a 9/10?
Andrew Baker
>useless whore
No seriously no one else on the show has earned that title
Levi Bell
fuck her for not liking cute slimes
Grayson Sanchez
>Cons: They are very nice (Zzzzzz)
Yo, fuck this bitch.
Angel Bailey
The cock carousel was never such an apt analogy
Jacob Gomez
>Size-shifters tend to be great at *tight* two-part harmonies.
Luke Edwards
Is it really cannon if it's from an extra book you have to buy and it literally never comes up once in the main show?
I feel like it's the same old debate I used to have back in the 90s when people would point to expanded universe star wars books as cannon.
I mean yeah kinda but are they though?
Alexander Torres
Daron Nefcy referred to the book as "season 3.5" so take from that what you will.
Jose Adams
>Daron Nefcy referred to the book as "season 3.5"
Hunter Perez
Kirckheiss????
Brandon Walker
It's the only way to know thing about the show didn't make it so we could had more episodes about PonyHead.
For example the book explain the way you can get cheek marks (being exposed to magic gives it to you, reason why Marco has it) but the show itself never bothered with it.
Isaiah Gonzalez
What a chaser
Brody Foster
>tfw Dennis is my husbando
What a fucking pleb. You just know she only cares about BMC. Absolutely disgusting.
>Ludo canonically eats ass
I'm gonna flip a fucking table.
Sebastian Lopez
>You should care about the tough shit that Eclipsa had to go through to love her monster husband
>But also she's a complete vapid whore who can't even remember the names of some of the monsters
????
Levi Kelly
>it wasn't even like Eclipsa was just fell in love with Globgor by mistake
>she literally sought out monster dick to make her mommy mad
>literally a fatherless girl goes fucking minorities because they're minorities
Is Nefcy truly redpilled?
Also more of the best boy.
Jeremiah Hill
being a whore runs in the familly, no surprise
Jonathan Perry
>the Septarian in Eclipsa's chapter sort of looks like Toffee but not exactly
>but it is a drawing, so maybe Eclipsa drew him incorrectly?
>or maybe suits are just a thing for lizard lads
>assuming each queen starting with Festivia had her daughter at 18, Dirhennia ruled for a year, and that he was the same age as Eclipsa (~18ish) a minimum of 160 years old, approximately.
>but Comet says that Seth radicalised young Septarians
>and Rasticore is roughly the same age as Toffee
So what the fuck?
Carson Cruz
>being a monster fucker is literally genetic
She wanted that lizard hemipenes pretty bad.
Jayden Miller
Cooper Sullivan
Moonfee is superior.
>not dating a girl who can and will physically mutilate you
Sounds gay and lame.
Hudson Cox
why would these monsters just date a mewman girl if they hate mewmans so much?? where the fuck did Eclipsa meet all those monsters?
she's the fucking princess, how did she get away with this without any of the monsters ratting her out? Also why the fuck were they okay with going on a date with the fucking daughter of the biggest monster slaughterer ever??
Luke Collins
>why would these monsters just date a mewman girl if they hate mewmans so much??
>Also why the fuck were they okay with going on a date with the fucking daughter of the biggest monster slaughterer ever??
Pussy game ridiculous, nigga.
Cameron Hughes
>All the kinky shit Globgor and Eclipsa most likely got up to because he's a size-shifter
Ethan Cox
>Eclipsa is a literal size queen with spades on her cheeks
What the actual fuck, Nefcy.
Eli Campbell
>not dating a girl who can and will physically mutilate you
So Eclipsa?
Dylan Hall
>and will
>will
Eclipsa is such a monster smoocher she wouldn't dare. Moon on the other hand is here to scatter the remains of the monster army without country or leadership. And if that doesn't make your lizard hose jump, you're low test.
Blake Diaz
>Tfw you're definitely a right-side Conjoinican
Luke Powell
Based
Caleb Jenkins
Do women really date for amusement? Sounds kind of mean to treat potential relationships the same way you shop for clothes.
Adam Brooks
You act as if men (PUA) don't do that too.
Colton Ramirez
But she's /our/ useless whore
Samuel Anderson
>foot massage on the first date
really Eclipsa?
Dominic Diaz
This shows Eclipsa doesn't care for the wellbeing of monsters, she just fetishizes them
David Ortiz
This seems counter-intuitive to the point of Monsters and Mewmans being equals the show tries to go for, but it also fits the bill of repressed girl with racist parents dating outside her race trope.
Grayson Garcia
>teehee being a little whore ain't easy
John Watson
Wow. Having a daughter like Eclipsa is anyone worst nightmare
Joshua Brooks
If we translate the Star Vs. race relations stuff into real-world terms, Eclipsa would be a privileged white girl who says she cares about minority rights but is really just obsessed with BIG BLACK COCKS