Something's strange, your ID says here that you have commited several crimes against humanity...

In 2014 I payed a prostitute $320 to read the whole clone saga of Spider-Man to me in bed. It was done purely to have something funny to talk about with my friends, but I could never find an organic way to fit into a conversation.

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I cook fish sticks in the microwave.

I did it all

Well, I was the guy who got Dakari King Mykan hooke dup on My little Pony, making him go down a path of autistic self destruction for ten years that got him to write "My brave pony" aka the Sonichu of MLP.

Is that crime enough?

Well you found a way to do it here, friend.

Please explain.

Well for starters, I’m al alcoholic. That’s always fun. Never know which personality you’re gonna get.

I spend 45 minutes sitting on the toilet jerking off letting the shower run.

I watch family guy every night at 1:00 am.

I killed a man in an episode of schizophrenic paranoia when I was 18. Never told a soul. This isn’t a joke.

I bite my toenails off.

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>I killed a man in an episode of schizophrenic paranoia when I was 18
tell us more, this could be a gud story

Yeah in hindsight, I could of used that money for bills.

>killed a man
you can't just leave me hanging like that

Holy shit

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or fucking a prostitute

Why would you want to fuck a prostitute when there are figures and comics to buy?

I once jacked off in the school bathroom. Then there was this time I didn't say" bless you" when someone sneezed. This other time I forgot to hold the door open for someone. And just today I took the Lord's name in vain, several times.

I haven't heard about that guy in years. He's got some idea that friendship is evil and wrong, so he doesn't want any.

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MY FUCKING SIDES

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Bump.

I ship Maxvid.

you know that thing where cheese gets all oily and stuff?

that was me.

I spanked my two female cousins bare asses

Underrated. Holy kek

Only this man alone gets entry to the Villains' Club.

Netflix;'s luke cage is one of my favorite comic shows.

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i don't care if this is real or bullshit i laughed

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Stop!
SSSTTTOOOOPPP!!

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Dude

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I continue to live every day, in the face of everything and one who says I should not.

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Based

I made this ironically to try and spurr up more tranny hatred on Yea Forums, as well as a few other images.
i make low quality deliveries in drawthreads on purpose just to fuck with shitty requesters.

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I pretend to be different people and derail threads on an anime imageboard

Give me a bad drawing of Zurg pointing at me and laughing

Nice, original design, yes?

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ngl you sound like a pretty chill dude to hang out with

that's horrifying
are they at least early-season episodes, or do you watch the newer ones

Well, it was good.

here you go
he's pointing at (you)

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But that's actually pretty decent. Might need a little cleaning up, but your talents showing through.

Bump

Bump?

based

Based, thanks