Simpsons

>They have an open relationship
They never work.

i have a theory that all the incest porn out there, in its various forms, are owed to authors and consumers whose real fantasy is getting laid without having to leave the house or meet new people.

there's probably an untapped audience for "my best friend transitioned and I fucked her" stories.

someone get to work on that

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that's Milhouse's cousin. no really.

I sneed Feedhouse chucksitioned well

God I wish that were me.

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Isn't that just genderbender porn? Most of them just end with the guy-turned-girl shacking up with their best (male) friend.

she cleaned her apartment very well before Bart's visit.

I see you should transition back to trash

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She drinks a lot of water, like the Hoover Dam

She feeds on seed.

Formerly chucks

the way Groening drew his women back then were so much cuter

>Groening
It was most likely some unnamed animator who did the designs.

Is this a joke?

>Bart is 11
>is constantly lusted after by teens
lmao why

H-hey Bart! Wanna see a girlpenis?

*10

It's the basis of pizza-guy/plumber porn as well. A lonely housewife whose needs are going unfulfilled invites a man with a large penis into her house.

because in american society it's more tolerated for women to be pedophiles

it's a shame, though.

that character was Bart's next door neighbor.

she was never seen again. maybe drawn as a background character once or twice, but they never brought Sara Gilbert back, did they.

(unless they did it in nu-simpsons, i haven't really watched)

I'm allowed to jerk off to this pairing because I was Bart's age when it occurred.

>It's the basis of pizza-guy/plumber porn as well. A lonely housewife whose needs are going unfulfilled invites a man with a large penis into her house.

yeah, in order for a porno video to pick someone up in public, they'd have to shoot a scene in a crowded bar or something, and that's expensive. and they'd have to act more.

they do it in european softcore films of the 1970s but not in the budget-starved 80s or 90s.

though now the internet is full of fake in-public setups that don't require paying extras. like a taxi or some shit.

pic is to keep it Yea Forums

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>she was never seen again. maybe drawn as a background character once or twice, but they never brought Sara Gilbert back, did they.
No and yet Ruth was back twice.

>the female body
>so many great, sexy parts
>let's concentrate on one of the ugliest parts

I will never understand footfags.

Nah, you wouldn't need to spend too much money. You'd just need to be discrete about it. No big production at all.
In some JAVs where the lead actress is getting on the Rape Bus, there's a shot of her walking around outside and getting onto a public bus. Then they cut to the interior of the actual Rape Bus.

It's all in the editing, yo.

Female Milhouse kind of works

Meanwhile, Dipper can't date Mabel because she is 16 and he is 12

>Mabel

You mean Wendy?

that's logical enough. both of his parents look the same.

Bare feet kind of make the person look naked and vulnerable, but who the fuck seriously is attracted to someone's dirty soles shoved in front of a camera.

i can't explain foot fetishes at all.

maybe it's a reaction to trauma. maybe it's just internal wiring, like sexual orientation.

best not to think about it too much, lest you accidentally rewire yourself.

>if edna's va didn't die she would've been ms hoover in this scene
You have no idea how much I hoped they got together. It's weird but I felt they were better than just an /ss/ pairing. That Woodrow episode really sold me on it.

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like all fetishes, it's irrational, why do people get a boner when they eat shit or some really fucked up and specific thing?

the human brain is full of surprises

don't experiment too much with porn, you might find a fetish you can't un-find.

I think it's been confirmed that she went to live with her dad

Hahah

It starts out as a childhood fetish for some reason
if you research it on google.

>because in american society it's more tolerated for women to be pedophiles

NO one is talking about sex retard
and i'm sorry a lot of boys do like looking at older girls I was that way at 13, 17 was hot looking to me.

>Milhouse is confirmed janny
At least we know who is deleting comfy simpsons threads

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>Meanwhile, Dipper can't date Mabel because she is 16 and he is 12

Depends on the Generation I my mom days this would have been no problem. But you have to look at what will they have in common because of the age gap.

I also think it has to do with how culture views dating and in this day and age it means "Go to the movies, go back home, than have sex" is the first thing everyone is going to thinking mind you your told you can make-up your own rules on dating.

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MILLHINA IS NOT A MEME

Age ain't nothing but a number.

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All I remember is her showing up for a couple minutes in that Marge bodybuilding episode to get Marge hooked on steroids. She should have been a regular character. At least someone who showed up as much as Patty and Selma or Ned Flanders.

Except those pornos are usually made with men as the intended customer

Shit whats this from again. Can't find it.

Texas dumpster

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>Except those pornos are usually made with men as the intended customer
yeah, working-class men who work as plumbers and pizza guys maybe? the fantasy here is that you can somehow have sex on the clock.

She blew him

I think Milhouse is technically his own cousin, or maybe 2nd cousin

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