could’ve had a smoking hot green,tsundere,space General GF

> could’ve had a smoking hot green,tsundere,space General GF.

> ditches her to go back to the fat ass that trapped him on island.

Is Lars the biggest idiot in modern cartoons?

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Sadie is Rebecca's self insert so of course she portrays herself winning against a being who is literally better than her in every conceivable way

>no mini three-part arc of Space Pirate Captain Lars
WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
CAN'T WAKE UP

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I mean, you haven't bonked Sadie on an island paradise or gotten standing blowjobs because she's always crotch-height.
Also Lars is canonically mainly into thicc shorties. We saw Steven wake up in his body, face buried in a shortstack-mag.

I thought the ruby/sapphire shit was her self insert but that would explain why such a useless character gets so much focus.

>Is Lars the biggest idiot in modern cartoons?
Nope, that would be Star Buttefly
-tries to stop a genocide form occurring in her kingdom
-stops it by causing an even greater genocide
-end-up leaving the world in the exact same state that ultimately lead to the genocide in her home to begin with
-meaning all the deaths were for nothing

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Clearly the answer to all their troubles is Fusion

Most of the characters come from Rebecca. Pearl, Ruby and Sadie are just the most obvious ones with Sadie Killer being based on something Rebecca did music-wise in college (Rebecca Murder)

I loke the idea of Emerald being a cuck

You forget my friend, gems can shapeshifter. So if Emerald is so inclined she could’ve became shortstack with all her qualities already baked in. So again Sadie is redundant.

Not forever. Emerald's no Diamond.

the diamonds havent even shape shifted themselves.

>you should get sexually involved with people who only care about you out of a sense of conquest and intend to throw you under the bus once they've squeezed some validation out of you

yes

ok, but can we post cute Sadies now?

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>ok, but can we post something that doesn't exist?
What did he mean by this?

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Sounds like she fucked up big time.

Sadie was so sweet and adorable at first, and they wasted no time in ruining her as quickly as possible.

shush you

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You're forgetting Pink.

You were seeing her through Steven's point of view. Besides, she's gotten over her control freak stuff by the end of Season 5.

Isn't Emerald trans

...how?

He appreciates a fat ass.

Played by a drag queen, however gems are sapient rocks who've literally never seen a vagina or penis.

I want Sadie to suck my fingers clean.

The VA doesn't equal the character anyway so I don't care.
>drag queen
>trans
Well which is it?

>what's the difference
Ftfy

Nah man, you're thinking about it all wrong. Lars is going to live for a few centuries, at least, if not thousands of years. He can spend a few decades plowing Sadie, then switch to space bitch after she's dead.

Drag queens by and large just dress up for fun and don't seek reassignment surgery. Some even identify as straight.

Except Pearl. Pearl has seen it all.
Rose was not shy. And neither is Steven.

Yes. Lars is a fucking moron.

Rebecca is like 15 self inserts. Whenever people label Pearl as “The Rebecca”, they’re missing the point that there’s Rebecca in all of them. You gotta be able to find yourself in all your characters.

>Rose finds out about genitals
>Convinces Pearl to help her try them out
>Pearl gets railed by Rose's diamond size penis for days in a row
Entirely believable.

Yeah, she has clear favorites to write about, but many of the characters do have a bit of a resemblance while none of them IS Rebecca.
There is no Nabeshin-type literal self-insert.