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I dont think women are interested in esoteric knowledge about cartoons or what grindhouse horror film i watched last night

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>Sheldon becomes Jenny's dad

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>jenny calls sheldon daddy in more ways them one

This.

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in my mind the previous incarnations of Jenny were primitive forms of AI designed to represent different stages of development, XJ10 would've been the early adult build but Jenny developed full self awareness. So instead of replacing her Nora is going to retrofit her as she develops and grows. There's potential for grimdarkness there if there's a limit to how much she can be modded or upgraded. If you're into that kind of thing.
Also as Nora's tech develops and gets more advanced, the more human Jenny's senses will get. Like she'd still have better than perfect vision and the ability to zoom in on shit, but also experience touch. Though in my mind she'd never go for the full human look like with the skin suit.

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/ourguy/

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several of my exes I met through talking about cartoons and horror movies to literally everybody got a good vibe from at the social event until something clicked with someone. if you're not finding those kinds of people the problem is your choice of crowd, not what you like to talk about
its [current year], there's alcoholic events for all kinds of groups and there's more nerds that ever before.
in this age of violent incels and beta orbiters there's few things more attractive than someone who is earnest about their passions. just don't be competitive or insecure about it and you'll do fine

>Imagine you already have a girlfriend and are genuinely not interested. I never got so much interest as when I was already in a relationship.
^ This one gets it.
Also, you don't have to imagine if you already are in a relationship...

with comics and cartoons.

>head looks like a dildo put in a condom

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No he's not, looks like an asian goblin.
>limit
See, that's the beauty and advantage of androids, so longs as the memory in which the AI is stored remains intact and compatible, evolution in the form of upgrades and improvements are limitless.
It's like "Medabots" where the personality and memories as well as the stats are all stored in the medal, not the "meda-parts", which are always interchangeable for optimal performance depending the situation.

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compatible being the key word. fundamental machine infrastructure can change between generations.
There's also a potential limit of what senses she could even process, or how far she as an AI can develop.

Well if we're doing that kind of thing: Brit Crust has a secret crush on Sheldon that Tiff makes fun of her for

Kek, i like this one

better a chinky goblin than a spiccy midget

Ive never even drank before, how do i into going to bars and stuff

And yes im of age to drink in my country

What is the origin of this image of disturbed steven?

Only Sheldon is completely oblivious because he's always trying to impress Jenny.

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Elsa's ice magic is the result of one of her ancestors absorbing an additional fragment of the dead space god that released the Sun Drop and Moonstone onto the world in Tangled

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aren't we all?

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Scott and Lisa DID fuck after this panel (either forced or not), but since Scott didn't remember and not wanting him to feel like shit after getting what she wanted she lied to Scott and said they didn't have sex

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>headcanons
Asami drugs Korra and lends her out for sex to government officials in exchange for sealing state contracts. The drugs have no effect on Korra but she pretends because she's a giant whore and loves getting dicked.

You are implying that the girls who find Sheldon cute aren't also desperate. At least one fat chick should've tried to get with him.

Is it just me or does Varian give off Sheldon vibes?

>be me
>ugly desperate chick
>grow up watching cartoons where the skinny, dorky Asian / White lanklets with mop tops are smart and kind diamonds in the rough that other girls don't appreciate
>develop a weird fixation on this "type" of guy
>grow up
>realize that skinny white boys with fluffy hair are basically insanely popular
>especially with way-hotter-than-me Asian chicks with hair stripes
>those skinny geek boys that aren't insanely popular because of some defect (fucked up teeth, literal autism) still won't date me because they have insanely high standards, have yellow fever, or end up hating me because they think my literal autism (diagnosed) means I'm a slut because I'm direct
>always misunderstood, and so people dislike me
>the extremely tiny minority of guys left over usually are completely insane and fucked up
>like them anyway because my standards are next to abnormally high layers of iridium in the stratigraphy
>they're fucking trannies
>I'm a 24 year old virgin
>just got rejected again
Cartoons unironically ruined my life. Good thing Sheldon is my 2D husband although in all seriousness, I though Jenny was better suited with Brad.

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Essentially. I'm a sucker for friendships. Plus, Jenny was always a person first to Brad.

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Id fuck you user

k but would you marry me? That's the real question.

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Probably, if youre sweet enough and can deal with my eccentricities

>deal with your eccentricities
>he thinks he's eccentric

>Brin bullying Jenny because Sheldon liked her more

Should've gone for Lisa or Kim or Knives or Envy before she became Envy, back when she went by Natalie and was a huge fucking weeb and somehow try to stop her from becoming Envy. Ramona is the absolute worst possible choice.

>Vexus becomes increasingly desperate to defeat Jenny throughout the series
>She spirals into madness after being deposed from Cluster Prime
>Her centuries-long campaigns for robotic supremacy now reduced to petty attacks on XJ-9 and friends (See: "Queen Bee")
>Defeated for the umpteenth time, the former-queen now consigns her pitiable existence to rusting away in some back alley on Earth.
>Some months later...
>Sheldon discovers Vexus' broken chassis on one of his junkyard dives
>He takes pity on the fallen monarch, decides to keep her in secret
>Sheldon now juggles teen life with superhero life, while repairing a half-crazed robot bug woman in his basement
>Though inert, Vexus repeatedly chastises him for everything from his species to his clumsiness, even poking fun at his unrequited affection for Jenny.
>He is unshaken and continues tending to Vexus in his spare time.
>Their interactions develop into an odd, yet genuine friendship.
>Vexus makes a full recovery and now attempts to shed herself of her past.
>She becomes QT-2 again.
>Several years later....
>Vexus now lives a quiet life on Earth with her new husband.
Rate my shitty fanfic

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Chubby chasers are weird people sometimes.

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just like in my doujinshis

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steven always looks disturbed, this is nothing new

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Hey whatd i miss

I didn't realize the thumbs up was actually a hard cock on the picture. That's what happens when you have small thumbnails I guess.

Can you link the oicture because now im curious

How hard is it to get a guy? I see land whales with men all the time

Pretty fucking hard. And I'm not even a landwhale, just autistic.

I recently met a dude at this coffee place I stalk, and we talked for three hours. He texted me first, I made myself wait several days to talk to him (as opposed to sperging). Anyway, we were supposed to hang out and he cancelled on me, like, an hour before.

I'm not sure what I did. I think it may have to do with a story I told him about this guy I went to school with who went on to murder three women - but I told him it was a scary story and he said he wanted to hear it. It was pretty long though, at least 3-4 posts on this site anyway.

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.....yeah? Obviously.

You wrote a whole lot making it sound like your problem wasn't your physical appearance.

Sounds like you just misread.

You autism wasn't direct enough. The only part where you negatively wrote about your appearance was when comparing yourself to "way hotter than you asian girls", which makes it sound like you're average and these girls just happen to be more attractive than average. Everything else was implying that your personality was the problem.

Ice is hotter than absolute zero. It was a relative term and you read "average" into it arbitrarily.

>Ice is hotter than absolute zero.
So are you.

.....yeah? Obviously.

At least you're hotter than something :^)

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I'm afraid it's a little hyped up now. Otherwise I thought it was a neat idea at least.

what a shit redesign

Branching timelines are a thing in the Samurai Jack universe. However, due to Aku's unique supernatural nature, Ashi was returned to the unaltered future timeline after her supposed death. She is currently serving the next 5,000 years in timeout.

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Guess he just is attracted to similar shittyness
BLOM just about confirmed that the relationship doesn't work after the series ends and they break up, so my other headcanon is Kim stays close and eventually works her way into being his girlfriend

bump

People often ask me why I hate women so much. Thank you for being a perfect example as to why.

My girlfriend is high functioning autistic too. I love her to death. I promise you'll find someone

>Sheldon going for vexuses outdated chassis
nah, he would go for something more modern like her daughter

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