does anyone wish this stupid, useless bitch never picked up Thor's hammer? Whedon thought it would be so cool, but it was just a quick, lazy way to convey that he was "good".
All it did was de-value Captain America picking up the hammer (an actual character we care about). Think of how much better it would have been if Steve and Thor were the only characters (other than Odin) to pick up the hammer
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Nision ended up being dead at the time so it's fine.
As much as I dislike AoU, Vision was one of the best parts.
Aside from I guess suggesting a benevolent machine would probably be one of the nicest "people" around, you can still justify it with the elevator explanation.
But Vision is Jarvis+Mind Gem+the best parts of the other Avengers, of course he'd be worthy.
No.
Fuck off, OP.
I'm just saying, speaking thematically, Captain America eventually picking up the hammer would have been more effective if nobody else besides Thor had done it before.
>Captain America
>an actual character we care about
Considering he got his ass handed to him with the hammer anyway it's not like it was such a great moment.
Could Black Panther lift Mjolnir?
that's not true
*Technically* Steve is the first to do so, in the beginning of that very movie.
Head canon turned canon canon by Fiege in some AMA, Steve could pick the hammer up which is why it budged, but he didn't go all the way because he didn't' want to show Thor and everyone else up.
Ultimately, it doesn't really matter that much.
No, I don't give a fuck
Have sex and prosper
nope, he's a bitch
Did Vision even serve a purpose in the movieverse? He did nothing of value. Died like a bitch, and no one cared that he wasn't revived in Endgame.
Thanos utterly destroyed him and the other two fighting together.
Thanos stomped them all like little bitches
he served as a reminder that not everything from comics needs to be adapted.
>All it did was de-value Captain America picking up the hammer (an actual character we care about).
Honestly this thread is the first time I've thought about that scene since I saw ... fuck, what was the name? Avengers 2? Whatever, I saw it in theaters and was largely unimpressed. I thought Olsen did a good job with Wanda, I still do. The rest of that movie was imminently forgettable.
Do we really need daily threads about why some stupid useless bitch hates Vision so much? This is the third one? Even if OP is John Byrne this is excessive.
He probably will at some point
>Steve and Thor were the only characters (other than Odin) to pick up the hammer
And Hela. She wielded Mjolnir before Thor and after Odin did.
That was before the worthy enchantment though
Don't remind them about Hela, it'll get worse. We've gone from "REEEEEEEEEEEE why can't Steve lift Mjolnir" to "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE why isn't Steve the ONLY one who can lift Mjolnir", possibly including Thor. They got what they wanted and still aren't happy, so OP is kicking Vision fans who are already down.
I like Vision, and don't have a problem with using being worthy of lifting Mjolnir as a shorthand of his inherent goodness. But yeah he was pretty useless in the few movies he even appears in.
It's the problem with making a character who is basically invincible; you need to come up with reasons why they don't solve everything instantly, like "Other worlds need me" or simply ignore that even if Vision doesn't phase through any threats his body is solid vibranium that would tank almost anything.
That's dumb. It makes more sense for him to be unworthy cause he was keeping Bucky's involvement in Tony's death secret.
I didn’t think MCU Vision had fans, considering all he did was kill Ultron and cripple Don Cheadle
For Civil War and Infinity War, he was too powerful for the story they wanted to tell, in IW, they nerf him by having him get stabbed and impaled several times, and lose his phasing power. He keeps fighting while badly injured, saves Cap's life, and people still think he's a loser.
I liked him in AoU.
Too bad he did jack shit after
Never underestimate the appeal of a robosexual love story.
Why? Worthiness enchantment was only placed on Mjolnir after Thor's banishment.
Did your theater not explode when Cap had the hammer? I doubt it would've changed much at all with or without Vision's brief moment.
Yeah, he's already a fucking king. He honed all the traits needed to be worthy.
How? They're going to time heist another one?
Could be cool seeing Vision fight this fucker, if rumours are true:
being the absolute good guy in his own movie should be enough proof but he turned out to be vengeance crazy in Civil War so I'm not entirely sure.
Civil War Black Panther, yes.
Black Panther after his movie, no.
I thought he could pick it up because he was basically only a machine at this point. I mean at the end they're even talking about how an elevator would move mjolnir.
People cheered and went nuts when Wanda beat the shit out of Thanos.
>Literally supposed to be an upgraded body for Ultron, complete with infinity stone
>Regular Ultron can take on Cap, Thor, IM and Hulk at the same time
>Just gets his shit slapped in by Corvus Glaive in Infinity War
>End Game just treats Corvus Glaive like total fodder, further solidifying Vision as a little bitch
What the fuck was the plan here? Why did they give him a backstory that implies he should be incredibly powerful, let him lift Thor's hammer, then have him seem way weaker than the sum of his parts?
>his body is solid vibranium
I honestly forgot that. And Black Panther showing off the real capabilities of Vibranium makes you think that would be even more insane. Like, Corvus Glave's spear can fuck him up while he's phasing. But should it even be able to penetrate him when he's physical anyways?
I wonder if Odin would think of T'Challa as the son he wished he had.
His worthiness was in question because he's a machine. They poke fun at it toward the end of the movie, but it may actually be why he could do it. Also, aside from swinging it around like a club I don't think he did any "power of Thor" stuff, did he?
And besides, he technically didn't beat Cap to the punch. Cap being worthy is set up before Vision even exists, in the party scene. There's been a ton of debate over whether or not Cap was worthy and hiding it for Thor's sake, or whether he might've been "almost worthy" or "kind of worthy" at the time, but the deliberate choice to show Thor reacting to the hammer being slightly nudged is what seals the deal.
>an actual character we care about
>we
Nah
Shut up Vision
We are potentially getting maybe 4 Visions in WandaVision.
You're both correct, but as an /m/fag I highly appreciate the implication that "no, not all robots are evil or going to take over the world", especially in Ultrons mainstream debut.
The comics have established that other characters like Cap can be worthy in their time of need, but not all the time. At the time I figured that's what Whedon was hinting at
No, but he can steal one.
If he was unworthy he wouldn't have been able to budge it at all.
I don't remember seeing him in Endgame. Is he permadead? Please say yes, I hate him too.
Yes, Thanos killed him before doing the snap, so he's gone forever
>all father forces loki to shapeshift into T’Challa and swaps them out
>ONE MINUTE of screen time in the EIGHTEEN MINUTE Civil War airport fight
lmao
He got knocked out by hawkeye .
>Knocked out by a dude with a fucking bow
LMAO
hohohoho purity-cuck detected. now explain how NTR isn't gay and howard the duck is actually communist propaganda
>The Virgin Vision
>Gets knocked out by shock arrows
>Accomplishes nothing during the whole airport sequence, doesn't even knock someone out
>Destroys a flight control tower just to create a blockade, shuts down the whole airport for months while it needs repaired
>Paralyses Cheadle because he was distracted by tits
>The Chad-Man
>Airport scene turned non-believers into lovers, people went back to see his movie after initially skipping over it
>Centerpiece of the entire brawl
>Every piece of destruction he causes, while expensive, doesn't stop the airport from functioning
>Brushes off missiles, repulsors and sonic non-lethal weaponry like it's nothing
>Requires the complete focus of Spider-Man, Iron Man and Warmachine to take down in a callback sequence to the battle of Hoth from Star Wars
>does anyone wish this stupid, useless bitch never picked up Thor's hammer?
I'll be honest, I completely forgot Vision did that. In fact, I bet most people did.
The Vision pleases old men for money. Ohohohoho!
Only vision did damage to him solo though. Still he ignored him and phased through.
>watching disney movies
retard.
To make Wanda mad at Thanos I guess and to have them not get rid of the mind stone instantly.
Corvus Glave's whole shtick is his weapon can cut through almost anything, this is shown with how it even cut Vision's beam from the mind stone which is supposed to be very strong.