Star vs

>unironically cucked to death

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>Janna with tits

>wins Marco on his rebound

>Star murders all her boyfriend's exes in one swoop

Huh.

Let the salt flow though you.
Starco won, you just mad!

>Starco won
A phyrric victory.

>Mad
No, I'm impressed. Pretty sure that's the first time that's been done in a cartoon, and last time as well, unless Steven Universe has a far darker ending than I suspect.

Was she the only straight girl in the show?

I never watched past season 2 but by following some of these threads it seems at least Star and skatergurl were turned gay and starfan was clearly gay from day one.

What about the others?

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>Was she the only straight girl in the show?
The only one, hence why she is the best girl.

Rest in piss magic fucks

>Star
>gay
Her thing with the buff chick is the same as with Meena in S1, she basically just has a warrior fetish. Even if she were gay you can bet Marco fucked it right out of her n their quest to have 1000 babies.

I rewatched that Mina episode, and she acted nothing like with the buff chick. She admired Mina and fangirled over her, but with the amazon she was clearly dripping like a faucet. We've seen Starlust enough times to know the difference.

Janna thought she could be safe from the wrath of Starco by not making a strong play for Marco, but any expression of interest whatsoever, directly or indirectly, marks you for death by Starco. Death, castration, or being turned gay.

Breh Star pitches for both teams.

>Death, castration, or being turned gay
None of which happened to Janna.

She flatlined. We never find out if she was okay.

>She flatlined.
For a minute to create a distraction. Honestly this joke stopped being funny after the first day.

>joke

>>joke
Yeah, that was the writers intention but having to finish the show in thirty minutes meant shit had to be crammed. Anyway a minute isn't enough to kill a person. You need five to cause complications of the brain to actually cause some damage.

Mr Luthor, please go back to taking care of your company.

She's dead

She's dead. Cope

Nah, but keep seething Janna lives.