I want to see The Boys in their prime wreck the Avengers. Fuck the supes, all of them

The Homelander or Black Noir could singlehandedly kill all the Avengers.

The MCU ones, maybe. I’m pretty sure Homelander got wrecked by the military or some shit.

yikes: the thread

t. has never read the comics

Plot twist time: The Punisher joins The Boys.

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That'd be one Punisher too many. The Boys does a pretty good deconstruction of Punisher-type overly determined anti-heroes, so I don't know how that'd fly.

he's 50% right. Black Noir was a clone of Homelander and he got ripped apart by Butcher and the military.

Seriously? Damn that sounds week

not before taking heavy damage from Homelander, when their fight was over, he was looking like a ghoul already

The Boys is not set in a high-end capes universe. It would not end well for them.

This.

Not true, the avengers are painfully incompetent.

This. The supes in The Boys are pampered douchebags with no training, that's why they go down fairly easily.

For the pro supe people, how would the avengers defeat The Boys exactly? Is captain marvel going to come in and teach them a lesson for their toxic masculinity?

I doubt that. Stark by himself could deal with them, because unlike all characters in The Boys he is not a full blown retard.

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How would he do it exactly?

Didn't the Authority already do that?

Thor just kills them. The Boys aren’t really that tough

By being competent.

The Homelander, Black Noir and even Stormfront could all defeat Thor easily.

Details beyond blind faith.

That’s a good one, user! Had me in stitches

Thor is a blithering idiot.

>Details beyond blind faith.
Military grade weapons is enough to deal with the boys.

i do vaguely remember someone saying "it wont make you bullet proof" plus hughie got a bust nose from a punch

Also most of the people the boys faced are pretty dumb who seem to don't know how to use their powers.

And the Boys have their own tools to work with. Exactly how would Stark do it?

>Exactly how would Stark do it?
By being smarter and having better technology than them.

Stomfront is a pussy and got taken down by the Boys easily, while Butcher outright states Homelander could single-handedly take out the Boys. Stormfront is much weaker than Homelander

A helicopter almost BTFO him in his castle full of automatic iron men. If they had two it'd be over

This was by far my most favorite moment in the whole series

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Blind faith.

And he is still smarter than Thor, Thor is practically retarded.

Goddammit, I still don't understand why he did it.

That's the point. Vought didn't give a shit about making 99% of them effective because 99% of the supes were controllable accidents. They had Red River, Homelander, and not!Jean Grey to fuck up anything that caused them problems.

Has Homelander or Noir demonstrated anything that puts them close to Thor?

I always felt like it went beyond that like any normal person would figure out how to be at least effective with them.

You must be a retard that only read Avengers Thor or Aaron's Thor.

Thor and the Homelander/Black Noir are probably physical equals in strength, but Homelander/Black Noir have more powers, higher IQ and are more vicious or flat out psychotic, and also have an advantage in taking physical damage and still being able to fight. Thor got taken down repeatedly by a fucking shock collar that would have zero effect on the Homelander or Black Noir.

Okay, what do they have that can hurt someone like Thor or the Hulk?

A lot of supers can be caught off guard or in situations that give you the upper hand with proper tactics. If you can render most superheroes unconscious with something like a gas, the vast majority of them are helpless.

But ones like Thor or Hulk... even if they are totally asleep modern weapons and tools can't fucking hurt them. Take a diamond tipped drill to Thor's temple and all you end up with is a broken drill.

At worst? This. It's more probable that he is only going to need some monomolecular needles to get nanites inside the Boys biology and then he can shut them all down non-lethally. The superpowered types do get blasted away.

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Okay, but what have they demonstrated, Thor’s lifted the World Engine and able to crack planets with just the shockwaves from his blows. What’s Homelander and Noir done?

Quicksilver beats them like he beat Mr.X, that's how the Avengers deal with Edgelords.

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>by a fucking shock collar
You seriously using MCU Thor as an example of what 616 limits are?

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Yeah, The Boys simultaneously seems to indicate that VA keeps the supers rolling in cash, drugs, sex, and publicity work to keep them happy, while also leaving them to fend for themselves. Garth never really sat down and hashed out how exactly the economics of VA worked so we're left with a major multinational corporation that has never produced a functional product, cannot actually produce their successful product because of cost, spends a huge amount of money on PR campaigns to convince people the supers actually do anything when it is very obvious that they don't, and then spend even more money on coverups because the supers are almost entirely a bunch of violent, psychopathic, drug addicted sex offenders, and seems to have zero major contracts with anyone.

>using MCU Stark in a discussion about comics
Are you retarded?
>Blind faith.
He literally has a device that depowered Sentry and Ares.

Pay attention to every appearance of Homelander in Herogasm.Can you tell when it's really Black Noir?

I think it’s pretty obvious this guy knows shit about 616.

Hopefully they keep everything from the original plot intact about the rape.

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Highland Laddie offered some insight on this.

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I think Seth Rogen is producing it. Would he allow rape?

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...would they even have a problem with the Avengers? Supes in The Boys are just big powered edgy manchildren that cause problems and never solve them.

The Avengers have provably saved the entire human race from annihilation multiple times.

You'd think Butcher would see the benefit of keeping them around. Even if you COULD kill the Avengers, what then? The fuck are you going to do the next time the Kree invade or some shit like that? Fucking die because you had to prove you were a badass and killed the people that could save you? Great plan.

Vought's main revenue source is media and merchandising based on their heroes. Given the billions normies have paid to lap up capeshit in the MCU in our universe where heroes aren't even real, it would be a more than viable business model

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The Avengers are pretty weak. That's of little accomplishment. Actually children have beaten them.

Not sure I'm satisfied with this explanation but it helps. It all comes down to selling shit and it's way more effective for them to seem effective than waste time on making that shit true.

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Retard strength has its limits.

So Homelander and Noir haven’t done a single thing comparable to it?

No, they don't have 50 years of bad writing.

That's sort of the problem. Given the nature of supers in The Boys, it's far more likely that any particular superhero would coked off their tits and buried in a pile of murdered hookers whenever a natural disaster occurred, and that you can't have the supers avoiding major rescue efforts out of fear of them screwing up while simultaneously having them in the eye of the news media. Given the implications of Annie's dialogue, it'd be far safer for VA to simply run a private emergency service company.

Instead the Boys got bad writing just by existing.

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>heroes aren't even real
But that's the thing, they're not real. Audiences are not dealing with incompetent superhumans fucking things up.

Have sex.

Counterpoint: Man of Steel. Superman actually managed to save the day but people still thought he was a terrible hero.

So nothing to say they could take on Thor at all

Still looking for something good but here's the Homelander tearing through a plane in a stupid attempt to divert it.

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Aside from being highly experienced assassins who routinely kill supes far more powerful than they are and having IQs dozens of points higher?

Stark would legitimately be the hardest to kill but he also lacks the brutal nature that the Boys have.

Stark has a dark side, and worse than The Boys his approach is industrial.

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this series sounds like it insists upon itself... pass

That’s rather low level for 616, but thanks. Gotta day the universe of the Boys doesn’t really seem that strong at all
Yeah. IQ means shit when the guy can destroy you via shockwaves of his attacks.

Stark will outright murder you if you pissed him off. The Boys are dead the moment they decide to confront him.

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How many people has he personally tortured to death or even killed himself?

They've killed humans but Thor is a god.

I'd much rather see The Boys in the Strong Female Protagonist universe. They are quite similar thematically, and deal with what would happen if superpowers were dumped onto fallible and realistic individuals that is less than capable of living up to the awesome responsibility, and how society would be different as a result. They also have some plot elements, such as government control of superpowers, in common.

I'd also like to see how Butcher & Co would react to the situation in pic related

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Sounds like a proto Thunder Warrior

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It's pretty bad outside of the gag pages that get posted a lot. Badly drawn as well.

When he shot down the plane it was probably Black Noir, I guess. The problem is, I'm not sure if Black Noir is supposed to be able to speak coherently, because he did not in the finale, and besides the plane scene I think Homelander speaks pretty well. Am I missing something?

Thor is an alien, he is mortal. Odin died.

>Thor is an alien
No, he is a god.

He’s a god dumbass, Odin’s Alive, are you talking about the MCU?

Dozen points higher IQ? Being slightly more clever than the average person in a world full of retards doesn't mean shit.

Even if we assume the Boys are smarter than Thor, which I highly doubt. Thor is way too powerful and durable for any of them to pose a threat to him. The full power of his strength is capable of destroying planets. He is durable enough to tank planet destroying attacks, enter the center of the sun and entry into a black hole. None of the Boys would be capable of harming him. The Boys are probably weaker than your average Asgardian and Thor can easily overpower those effortlessly.

Vought makes it seem like their heroes are competent and bury massive failures like 9/11 under the rug, or else invent completely fake adventures (through the comic books written by The Legend) which I guess would be the equivalent of Fantasy Football?

Excluding Aaron's interpretation of the Thor lore, Odin was only ever killed by an equally powerful being as himself. Even then, death isn't permanent for him. Was killed, got better and is alive again.

Seems to be a religious following here.

You again ?

Not sure how it ranks but two of the first prototype supes managed to barely lift a Sherman a foot off the ground. Apply that to Homelander however you like. At a glance, I'm not seeing anything to prove wrong. The best could be Noir surviving a five mile fall but there's another explanation for that.

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You’re just sad

Even if we do accept that people are fine with incompetent superheroes who can't stop disasters you still have the problem that every superhero is an edgy rapist/serial killer.

Seems like you are delusional over the fact no one but you think the Boys are a legit threat to the Avengers.

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Sorry, I just don't do the religion thing.

>Stark
>no brutal nature
People think Banner's the one with anger issues, but he knows how to control it. Stark's got the slow kind, the one that cooks up inside and then explodes. From all the Marvel /sci/entists, he's actually the more monstrous one. See, Pym has issues, but he's not a badguy. He fucks up, but he's genuinely a good guy trying to help, and prove himself. Banner had a shitty childhood that, all things considered, he managed to handle pretty good. And again, he's not a bad person deep down, he's got a buttload of demons that have carved up specific parts of his mind and amplified them, but he still just wants to help. He doesn't spend his time thinking how to kill people or create WMDs. Hell, the Hulk is a defense mechanism to cope with his monster of a dad. Reed's autistic and detached because he's so far ahead of everyone, but again, he's an explorer and an adventurer scientist.

And then you have Stark, who walks around in a WMD, beats up people within an inch of their lives if they steal his tech, actively creates WMDs, and has no problem resorting to violent measures. Stark was, is, and always will be a Warmonger and a Weaponeer first and foremost. It's his nature and there's no running from that. He's absolutely got a brutal nature, and the scary part is that it's much more severe than the rest of them.

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Thor’s a fictional character, he can be a god, and even if he wasn’t, he’d still curb stomp the Boys universe

I've always said that WH40K and Iron Man were a match made in Heaven, but I've never gotten a response in the various crossover threads.

You Know What?

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Doesn't matter, Thor is a god regardless of your belief.

>The Boys are worshipped and projected by normies IRL, just like the supes in The Boys
What kind of the crisis is this?

>Moon Man

Did the chemicals fuck with their brains or is it just that the series is trying to be extra edgy? Why are all of them retarded and/or grossly incompetent/rapists

even MCU benefits from the Avengers Ben and Jerrys

Garth Ennis hates people with average penis. He thinks they are kinda violent.

So he hates the majority of men? Does he prefer micropeens? Because he doesn't come across as a ThunderCock... Millar's edge fits a Chad more.

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I'm still not sure how I feel about the ending of this series.

>G-Men
All of them were kidnapped and repeatedly molested by Godfrey.
>The Seven (not including replacements)
Most stable because they were lab grown and pampered all their lives.
>Most of the others
Vought hunts them down as kids. Their parents sign them away, Vought keeps them under control (Annie was sedated until she was old enough to stop blinding people) and then handed off to foster parents. The foster parents train them a little, take them to a pageant, and have them compete to end up getting assigned to a team. The teams then do nothing except PR stunts because the important shit is handled by the real heavy hitters. With all that in mind, it's no wonder that most of them are bored assholes.

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This is what happens when a guy with a burning hatred of superheroes writes a superhero comic. Every one of them is either an idiot or a sociopath.

Of course they'd have a problem. Ennis HATES superheroes. He'd write in a reason.

>Ennis
How would anyone read his slop and not see that he is mentally challenged.

At least he's not Moore tier. Who went so far as to say that in his LOEG works where most fiction is true, American superheroes are utterly bogus

Stark went out of his way to spare that guy. In the end it was kill him or die.

Boys wouldn't stand a chance versus the Avengers. they are all too competent. And a few are much higher power levels. And, those that aren't.. are actually human, not superhuman..

Butcher would not likely have any reason to hate the Avengers.

The X-men however... Mutants kill innocents in cross fire all the time. Mutants aren't trained. They are lead by a paramilitary lunatic, with his own personal agenda.

But the real heavy hitters themselves can't handle the important shit.

The Boys wouldn't care. It'd be later revealed that Butcher intentionally fanned flames among the participants and killed at least one of them in order to destroy the group and turn them against each other.

Homelander did everything they wanted and more.

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It's not that important but he got shit done outside of looking good for the cameras.

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anyone got a collection of these on the internet somewhere?

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The X-Men, out of pretty much all the MC superheroes, are the most trained. Even worse, they're organized and have contingency plans. The Boys are basically a couple of bricks, and mid-tier ones at that, who are top-tier in their universe because almost every single other super is a mentally ill addict who barely uses their powers and is as squishy as the average human. The Boys would get completely fucking merc'd; it's the equivalent of asking "who'd win, the X-Men or five clones of Colossus?"

And if we're being honest, they're not even at Colossus-tier.

>higher IQ
Proof?

Frankly, I'm pretty sure that the Boys lose to Wolverine. Just Wolverine.

Sure, they might be smarter. But they also can't kill him, he can cut any one of them to ribbons, and they don't have anything on their side that he hasn't been fighting for decades.

They can, at best, trap him somehow. Which is really more of a stalling tactic than anything else. Tying Wolverine up in chains and throwing him into the ocean just means that a really, REALLY fucking pissed off Wolverine crawls out of the ocean a year later.

Hit him with a DU rocket or two. Burn all the flesh off his remains. Leave the skeleton in a barrel of strong acid. Change the acid out once in a while. He will never make it out of that on his own.

Butcher should be able to take him.

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They'd go down pretty much instantly when faced up against even the most basic of psychics. The Boys probably couldn't even hack it as supergroup in the Big 2, they've never actually faced a supervillain before. They're completely unprepared to go up against people who go on the offensive or who wouldn't think twice about killing them on the regular. The Boys get by because 99% of the people they go up against are posturing jackoffs.

The Punisher has killed the entire marvel universe in more than one series. If he can do it on his own, The Boys can too.

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Why would wolverine go down from a nutshot when he’s fought while skinless?

Damn, only one?

At least one.

Because the Punisher sucks really fucking hard but he's popular with losers who think he's cool so the writers will just make up some bullshit so he can win

This is pretty much Ennis writing. He hates heroes because he thinks that they are dumb fantasies but at the same time he unironically writes characters who are an adolscent's idea of what is intelligent and cool while ignoring that these characters are just as dumb as the characters he is mocking.

Reminder that the titular Strong Female Protagonist, who has Homelander's powers, tortured some trust fund libertarian prick into helping her friend, which he did not want to do as it would out him as a homosexual.

How would The Boys respond to this?

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Christ, they did another one of these? Is it as much of an exercise in misery as the Ennis one?

They would mess her up bad. I would love to see The Boys take down captain marvel.

He got killed another super, but in the climatic battle, there were a ton of other flying bricks getting utterly fuckstomped by the military loaded with the compound that completely negates superpowers. Homelander was powerful, but he was far from Superman levels of bullshit.

Yeah I really loved how in IM3 they completely missed that and had him spout a cold one-liner after murdering the guy because that's Cool

This thread is cancer but the avengers are well trained while the 7 or whatever they were called were really weak discipline wise and panic easily

I hate how they changed artists and din't even make a half attempt at finding someone as good as the original. Look at the early art and it honestly makes this shit look like a 2 minute paint job.

Captain Footfungus is the most powerful Avenger, she has cosmic powers. Boys can't even take on Iron Man or Captain America

Any of the avengers would have training, experience, technology etc that would annihilate the 7. Any 1 avenger could single handedly beat any of the boys with prep time. Even comic hawkeye or widow

I agree the Boys aren't anything to write home about, but come on. They'd rip 616 Cap's head off if they came at him as a group.

Thor has literally thousands of years of experience

Marvel fanboys are truly pic related tier.

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SFP has a lot wrong with it from a worldbuilding standpoint. We're talking about a universe where statutory rape doesn't exist if the kid has superpowers and the courts ruled that a woman is contractually bound to be a slave to a corporation.

SFP's main character is pretty fucking powerful; at the beginning of the comic she'd give them a run for their money, currently she'd win or at the very least kill or maim all of them in the process of losing.

They probably couldn't take on Carol, all memes aside she's perfectly willing to kill them all and is a blaster on top of a flying brick.

Not an actual response

No, you don't get it. He posted a picture of a man with his mouth open too wide. No one could ever recover from such a scathing wound.

We just have to accept that we have been bested.

Allison is a pretty dumb, unbalanced and violent bitch who is similar to Homelander in having EZ mode fights against all opponents. Its made her stupid. Butcher alone would easily find a way to outsmart or emotionally compromise her.

The power gap between The Boys and Captain Marvel is too great though, and she's simply too ruthless

I bet the author of this comic has arms like twigs, a beard and wears flannel. I bet he drinks kombucha lattes

The biggest problem with Allison is that her usual response to emotional compromising is violence and she's no stranger to killing people in a fight. She also has friends and, more importantly, she'd be an extremely hard sell by Butcher to the rest of The Boys since she's incredibly passive, retired from heroics, and works as a first responder.

>incredibly passive

She subjected a faggot to torture. Are you some kind of fucking apologist for Brennan Lee Mulligan? You walking piece of feculent trash? You damned American woman?

To be fair that one he is hunting crazy tribalistic cannibal heroes and villains in a post apocalyptic New York. Equally preposterous but different.

Both are better than the Deadpool kills "X" universe series though.

90% of the comic is her navel gazing and going "but how can I REALLY help the world?"

Anyone else jack off to Starlight?

Fans of The Boys should just admit that it is adolescent wish fulfilment by the overgrown manchild Garth Ennis. I mean, I love the characters but you should just be honest. Ennis is bald, an Ulsterman, he likes to write war stories and larp as if he has seen some shit but he is a huge Walter Mitty who never touched a gun in his life.

Remember when he had a US Apache pilot left to be killed slowly by Afghan hadji bitches by the Spetsnatz protagonist after they killed his favorite SAS team? That is the sort of man Garth Ennis is, he looks down on Americans despite being a dog fully immersed in their culture. A dirty bong supremacist who thinks he's hot shit

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>sphere
Technically Stark only completed like .01% of a Dyson Sphere, and it was more like a Dyson Swarm since it was spread out over multiple stations. Which, incidentally, is closer to reality since your need to strip mine like, three planets to get enough materials for a according to Hoyt Dyson sphere

This is unfortunately unfortunately common in cape comics.

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This one had a pretty sad panel of Frank having to kill Cap after he got infected I think.

>tfw Boys falls into this trope in how they promote their black leather coats as being superior combat wear to the supes' outfits

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That's how Wolverine originally killed Daken. Drowned him in a small puddle.

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>loaded with the compound that completely negates superpowers
I might be remembering wrong, but wasn't the only trump card they had special tracking chips that made it so their guided missles can hit the trickier flying supers? IIRC supers in that series were pretty fragile, especially if you catch them in a direct head to head battle.

It's one of those cases of being so engrossed in subverting the usual that it becomes the usual and people want the old usual.
Sad shit, somehow it keeps happening.

Great series.

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Well yes and no?

>How would The Boys respond to this?
They'd blackmail the both of them.

They were willing to let Tek Knight go as an informant. With how strong Allison is, they're not going to try bashing her face in while they can just control her with evidence of her fuck ups. I have no clue what they'd want to use her before besides backup in case they need to take a real threat down.

You have to be over 18 to post here.

so i just read this whole series since it seems like amazon shills are pushing it and it's shit. It was fucking boring and felt like a edgelords power fantasy played out. Terrible writing. Had some decent moments tho.

>tfw Garth Ennis fan.

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>literally born on earth
>an alien

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That's Ennis for you

>Decent moments
That's the sad part. It's definitely had some cool shit with Vought and Stillwell but Ennis decided to focus on British Punisher and Simon Pegg instead. There's no way the show is going tobe able to make them interesting.

Thor's mom literally is the Earth. Odin fucked Gaia.

IQ ain't real dumb dumb

Well yeah but he was born in a cave.

Are you using MCU Thor? Comics 616 Thor will straight up pick you up and shove you into a portal into the sun if you're an irritating physical regenerator.

You might think I'm exaggerating, but that is something he did in the last five years.

Marshal Law did this better, and Marshal Law was just Judge Dredd with capes

Straight up BBQed him by tossing him into a magic demon god's sun. No hesitation when he did it.

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Isn't Amazon making a live action show?

Im hyped for the amazon tv show, but if you ask me they fucked up a lot with only the first trailer, by making Sitwell a woman and showing her introducing the Seven like its some sort of in-universe Vought American public ad. The point of Sitwell's character was that he ordered from the shadows and not even Butcher knew who he was, but then in the tv show's trailer you have Sitwell introducing the Seven like its no big deal. Just completely misses the point of who he is. Also i always dislike when characters get genderswapped in adaptations for no real reason, i wonder if the female vought executive that sitwell places the blame into will be turned into a man as well.

Also A-Train is black and the Deep is white and instead of Starlight being forced into a blow bang with Homelander, Black Noir, and A-Train, in the series she's only sexually harassed by Deep (who I remind you is now a white guy)

The Tick and Good Omens was good shame the Tick was canceled because of corporate shuffling bullshit though

>Starlight
That's 90% of why I was giving this a shot so fucking dropped.

>Marshal Law did this better,
I'd say it's better with doing the over-the-top stuff and being funny, but there's better characterization in The Boys as a whole compared to Marshal Law as a whole.

The entire Seven plus backups would get ass-raped with a quickness by SHIELD. And Allah help them if they ran into pic related.

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Mah nigga.

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Just read The Authority retard.

>and also have an advantage in taking physical damage and still being able to fight
Black Noir was killed by a fucking crowbar

What can the boys even do? Even in their prime they are some faggots with mild super strength at best

>That moment in which Mallen's headless corpse began to stand up again

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Killed himself? Surprisingly few, killing is for him the last resort, but he will do it if there is no other opportunity.
Tortured? None, but he was willing to let Ghost burn himself and didn't felt bad about it. Stark can be cold and that is a benefit over psychos like The Boys, Stark won't play with you if lifes are on the stakes.

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I would join the Church of Thor in a heartbeat. That god did safe the world several times, he is worthy.

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There is no contest you fucking retards. Big2 powersets are practically iWin buttons compared to what compound V is capable of. Almost everyone in big2 has some kind of Jack from Jupiter level invulnerability without the drawback. That alone means the Boys can't win.

t. die hard Ennis fanboy

It's only your fellow Ennis-fags that think otherwise.

It's not my fault Ennis-fags are powerlevel-fags with no taste in powerlevels.

Marshal Law has better art (well, it's not difficult to beat the repulsive art style of the Boys) and in the beginning far better writing. Its problem is that it becomes meandering, but even at its worst it's funnier, more creative and beautiful that everything in the Boys. Honesty is a virtue, and Law is amusingly stupid and edgy, while Ennis simply, as always, tries too hard.

Have sex.

Homelander got killed by another, nearly equal supe. Said supe then got riddled by assorted firepower including at least Abrams main guns and a heavy machine gun, and only after that had his brain crowbarred out of his skull by another, lower powered supe.

This fucker is not fragile, but I’m pretty sure MCU Avengers backed by MCU SHIELD could fuck him up. Just the Avengers would be iffy.

The Boys aren’t that bulletproof.

Is that anything like a SOL sattelite?

Except you’re flat out wrong here.

Buy her drinks and have Terror fuck him up the ass.

Thor and Hulk could give him a run.

Pretty sure the only modification to the missiles was in tracking. IIRC here’s no kryptonite in the Boys except for a bunch of supes who were specifically engineered to have a catastrophic vulnerability.

Yeah, I do think with those two the odds are strongly against the Boys in a fight. It’s not a sure thing though, and the Boys won’t necessarily come at the Avengers guns blazing.

Well, technically he was killed by the guy with super strength who was holding the crowbar.

After getting badly fucked up fighting someone about on his level, getting shot up by tanks (overall DU seems like a good thing against Boys supes and I imagine 120mm will do nicely) and only then being introduced to leverage.

If they go around picking them off but the greatest strength they had in the books is usually the fact they're actually capable fighters vs what are essentially mascots with superpowers. Real Avengers are actually capable.

Was that last chapter really necessary? Couldn't we have ended it before there.
>That moment when Frenchie contemplates if he really did by Femme at all, moments before both of them die.
Also RIP Love Sausage, greatest dirty superhero of all times

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Marshal Law definitely has better art, Kevin O'Neill's style really sells the grotesque comedy combination. I think both Law and The Boys are amusingly stupid and edgy on the same level, though, and part of the creativity in Law also comes from O'Neill. If John McCrea worked on The Boys I think it'd be more hilarious.

call me a faggot but this did jerk my heartstrings

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It's better this way because it shows Ennis has some self-awareness. It deconstructs a Punisher-type character very well.

oh shit is that a midget

>If John McCrea worked on The Boys I think it'd be more hilarious.

He did Herogasm.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that mini.

You’re a faggot for being soft and a double faggot for shilling Warren Ellis.

fuck you eliis's authority/wildstorm is brilliant and youre only stating truth by calling me a faggot mate x

It was kinda sad since Female was even making steps in becoming a normal person. And Frencie even implied that perhaps, just maybe, he have not helped her at all, just got her involved in a never-ending secret war.

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i think the comment he made in the image i posted was more " i tried to save you because i fancied you adn respected you but i didnt help"
so i can agree with some of what youre sayin like
can you give me source on your image plz ?

>Yabba Dabba Doo.

The Flinstones from Mark Russel. Can't tell you the issue though.

That’s Garth Ennis you fucking retard.

Ennis is a hack and the only good stuff he ever wrote was during his Punisher run. Also the Avengers could kick their shit in.

Why are they all wearing trenchcoats? I mean did they all call each other the night before and that one dude on the left thought that they were just joking when they talked about how they were going to show up to the fight all looking badass in all black?

They said it's something along the lines of "it makes us look like a bunch of scary pricks"
They are jacked on super soldier serum anyways, it doesn't matter what they wear.

>it makes us look like a bunch of scary pricks
Wait...so you are sure the writer isn't a high schooler? The only one that would be remotely scary is the black dude and only when I am playing cards on the porch with my uncle Charles.

If you're gonna wage a secret service war, you're gonna need a uniform. Trenchcoats are easy to recognize.
The man in black image was already taken.

Lol damn that is one lame idea for a uniform.

The Boys would ambush them one by one, not take them on in a standing fight.

After he had gotten literally torn to shreds by another top tier supe, blasted to fucking hell by DU, etc.

So they can tell each other apart in a clusterfuck fight.

>ITT: OP baits people ore has absolutely no knowledge of comic books outside of edgy Ennis shit

Either way why did this thread get replies

My point is a steel crowbar, no matter who swung it, would just bounce off or break when hitting Thor

This. 40-50% of his bodymass was already gone at that point. He was technically dead, but conscious.

wrecker

t. clearly did not read the comic

Wrecker's crowbar is quite a bit different from a regular steel crowbar

Obviously. Only teenagers and faggots read books written by Garth fucking Ennis

It would be like Thor getting blasted, eviscerated and ripped apart by Galactus or Thanos then shot to shit by extreme penetrator tank shells when he was already practically dead only still moving around by sheer psychosis and then using physical leverage to wrench a bone apart at its seams.

Normie detected.

I don't know he made a canon that split the Phoenix force.

Is this your last wish before you Elliot Rodgers the fuck off this plane a virgin?

>Homelander
>even remotely close to Galactus or Thanos tier

It is a fucking example of the state Black Noir was in when he got killed, can you even read?

Having all his skinned burned off means he has no nerves. Getting shotgunned in the dick is surely worse pain wise

But if you were to use that example, you're basically saying Thor is on the same level as Galactus or Thanos

So they might get Hawkeye before they were exposed and captured is what you're saying

So is Thor a practically invulnerable "god" or not? It is an example of a character that could fuck Thor's shit up on the level the Homelander did to Black Noir. Hooked on phonics, m8.

Not them, but what’s the point of your argument?

The Female and Frenchie could rip every member of the Avengers limb from limb with the exception of the Hulk and Thor.

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There are so many Avengers on Thor's level or above. Or are you casuals still just sticking the movies as your only frame of reference

Whoever it was that said a superhumanly strong guy with a titanium crowbar could not take a blown to hell walking corpse of Thor frontal bone off.

Right m8, you got your captain grrl pwer too. They couldn't do it to her either.

To be fair Daken is a bitch nigga that spent too much time trying to rape Bullseye

>still referencing movie characters
Have you honestly read anything that isn't Ennis' wish fulfilment trash?

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The state Black Noir was in before getting his probably already fractured frontal bone pried off.

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I get it m8, you have your pantheon.

The state of Black Noir after duking it out with the Homelander.

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The female, who physically outclasses all but the top tier strength avengers, could only manage to rip one of Stormfront's eyes out.

>who physically outclasses all but the top tier strength avengers
Proof?

Get your eyes checked.

That's Spider-Man tier strength, at best

>He hates heroes because he thinks that they are dumb fantasies but at the same time he unironically writes characters who are an adolscent's idea of what is intelligent and cool while ignoring that these characters are just as dumb as the characters he is mocking.

I think you've nailed the problem I have with his anti-superhero stories. They're entertaining from time to time, but they're as dumb as the dumbest superhero story, or in some other cases moreso.

Not before Frenchy and Hughie get a few arrows through the eyes

We have a legit marvel cultist here, time to offer a cheeseburger to the ol' hammer man.

Man it's not often you see a retard come out of nowhere and state a stupid point, get ripped to shreds and still keep fighting against all odds and sense Is OP actually Black Noir

Your religion means nothing to a non-believer, m8.

Yet here you are ranting about who could beat whom in a comic book on a Bengali masturbation forum

Implying the butcher wasnt a veteran who had a drinking and fighting problem only to shake it off for the love of his life, who gets raped by a supe and killed by a supe.
Fuck supes. They would be ass holes in real life.

Yeah, assholes, not murderous psychos like pretty much every superhero deconstruction turns them into,

Guilty.......

Marvel zealots all believe the supes would be perfect goody 2 shoes and do anything wrong or fuck up or have non-combatant casualties ever.

>Take a diamond tipped drill to Thor's temple and all you end up with is a broken drill
So you're faggot argument is plot armour?

I prefer Hitman myself......

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Fuck physics and shit, right?

>Have sex.
Can you come up with something remotely clever?
You go have sex and fuck off.

I mean, even The Boys makes it pretty clear Homelander only turned into a psycho because he was essentially gas-lighted into thinking he already was one.

I don’t see why they can’t wear trench coats.

>muh physics
What part of physics lets human beings turn into supermen thanks to a fucking drug?

Why are chimps so much stronger than humans of the same weight? Physiology, m8. Go to college.

>Talking about realism on fucking Yea Forums

You have to be trolling.

Can you point out to me the chimps that can fly?

That marvel pantheon isn't going to help you pull any tail, bro.

NASA has been working on that for decades

Then fuck the shit out the avengers too, m8.

>A fictional character purposely written to be a monster is evidence that superheroes are or would be assholes

I don't think anyone here actually reads comics or understands how fiction works.

I'm not the one using physics as an argument, bud. Capes are inherently fucking unrealistic. You don't get to say that Marvel characters are unrealistic while glossing over the fact that Compound V might as well be magic.

Sure, physics sucks

There are basically two types of comic readers, the incel corporate religionists who are loyal to brand names and the guys who like grownup noir type stuff, like Spawn, The Boys, Sin City, etc. Everyone has their own tastes.

This is why super heros are gay.
They have no weaknesses and plot armour, the equal to the kid who shouts "you didnt get me, my force field is on!"

You know, the Boys wouldn't actually have a problem with the Avengers.

The point of the series is that the superheroes in their world are corporate-owned caricatures of the real thing. Garth Ennis has stated that he doesn't like Captain America, but - for instance - Butcher would have no problem with Steve Rogers as he canonically existed.

Remember, Steve actually fought in WWII. He's also a genuine, unironic moral paragon. He's the embodiment of the greatest generation. Butcher would have nothing for respect for Captain America. Hell, Butcher would probably sympathize with Spiderman, because there's actually nothing funny or sneering about Peter Parker as a character. It's a boy / man trying to make up for the time he failed to do the right thing, and got his father-figure killed. That's the kind of trauma that sticks with you, especially since Peter hasn't benefited from being Spider-man at all. His life has been a cavalcade of shit, and he still does it pro bono.

>ITT: OP mentions characters that are drastically weaker than superheroes who are meant to inspire and gets upset when people explain how superheroes work and why they don't lose

Explain to us how The Thing From Another World and Freddy Krueger can solo the Avengers too, OP

>Super heroes are gay
Duh

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Don't let OP know how the writer he idolizes, Garth Ennis, talks about how he loves Superman despite him being an edgy fuck

>character that died to military guns and a crowbar
>defeat thor
this is bait right ?

Ennis zealots all believe the supes would be alcoholics/pedophiles/rapists/sociopaths and do everything wrong or always fuck up and have countless non-combatant casualties.

Pretty much

Not even a great fan, just liked the first series of the crossed and the boys.
Butchers back story was alright. Could care less about Ennis.

I'll go on to note that the point of the story is that the Homelander wasn't as bad as he looked! He was, by all accounts, a bit of a hedonist - But he wasn't a mass-murderer until he came to believe he was ALREADY A MASS-MURDERER.

He actually says things like "Why can't I do the things I do?" and when he realizes the truth, he explicitly states that Black Noir fucked his entire life.

No way, you're a fucking liar. Source that shit

Unlike Garth Ennis, who's getting high IQ badasses like you laid every night.

Or how the real world works, for that matter.

Except the point of those stories was that you shouldn't admire those people.

In the story you're referencing, .303, the protagonist may have just started a world war. More, he accomplishes nothing heroic: Shooting the President doesn't change the fact it's the entire edifice of America that has something wrong with it. In fact, he feels he's made the wrong decision at the end!

You didnt get me. I had my force field on.
Characters that cant get hurt or suffer arent interesting.

>Characters that cant get hurt or suffer arent interesting.

Yeah, that's the go to claim by brainlets who are upset at losing an argument

Every single night indeed, m8. Then I go fuck my other girl during the day.

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>the supes would be alcoholics/pedophiles/rapists/sociopaths
You look at Hollywood and tell me that people with super powers wouldn't do a few mean things.

I'd like super heros more If they weren't 2 dimensional characters.

Or politicians.

>Freddy Krueger can solo the Avengers too
Because he cant die and so the avengers can't die either.
So it's nothing. No conflict or death or story arc.

No more like he’s survived inside a sun.

>his source is a fucking DC comic

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Who gives a shit

>Sin City.
Nice.

I'm not saying there shouldn't be any piece of shit superheroes. I'm saying that Ennis' depiction of all of them as the lowest of the low is just as ridiculous as portraying them all as flawless.

>>A fictional character purposely written to be a monster is evidence that superheroes are or would be assholes
Wasnt making that connection and wasnt saying that superheroes would he evil because of monster characters.
You look at human history and tell me a super hero wouldnt rob a bank or do something wrong.
Do you think humans and fictional characters need to be 2 dimensional?

Fuck off retard

Garth Ennis wrote it

Would you even NEED to rob a bank as a superhero?

No, I'm serious. If you had super powers, why not be a mascot for Adidas or something? Or just lift heavy things? You'd make a lot more money that way.

If I had an Element Gun, I wouldn't go and rob a bank. I'll patent it and sell it, to...I don't know, turn trash into oxygen. Or I'll got out there and be like "Hey guys, anyone wants a SOLID GOLD CAR? I can give you a SOLID GOLD CAR RIGHT HERE."

Or go to the Middle East, create spontaneous oasis, and be worshipped as the Waterbringer.

I’ll fuck you til you love me faggot. What’s your address sissy boi.

Under a fucking contract with the owner of the chartacter, post a fucking interview of him sucking off Superman or fuck off with your lies

Oh hey! Big fan of yours! How did Evander Holyfield's ear taste?

Makes em look scary and to tell friend from foe. If a brawl breaks out, beat the shit out of whoever isn't wearing a black trenchcoat. Helps that their opposition usually wears elaborate wacky halloween costumes on top of it

Weren't they also using uranium rounds or something specifically designed to fuck up supes?

>not fragile
>crowbar, a fucking piece of average metal, could pry into his charred corpse of a living body enough to get leverage

Not that user but here is one sequentialtart.com/archive/sept98/ennisdillon.html

t. has never done an honest day's work in his life with real tools

gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/206-comics-and-graphic-novels/77209712?page=1

The second I get but no, their outfits just make me wonder how much clothes cost in The Matrix.

I mean... yes? This is a guy that flies through space and gets into fight with gods, trolls, and dark elves and shit. He's literally magic.

He's a powerful superhero. You can't kill Thor with a bullet in the same way that you can't kill Superman with a bullet. The difference is that Thor doesn't have a kryptonite that conveniently depowers him when the plot demands.

>source is the same one
>I don’t think much of the Superman books at the minute, but I like the idea of Superman.
WATCH OUT MARK WAID SUPERMAN'S NUMBER ONE FAN IS COMING THROUGH

Its not that most Avenger's CAN'T tackle clean through a person. They just don't, because thats not the kind of story they are in.

If you can throw a tank over the horizon, you have more than enough strength to pulp a human just by punching the ground five feet away from them. But Cape comics prefer to showcase strength from in the former style than the latter.

So you admit he does like Superman on some level and doesn't jerk it to his self inserts beating up while sporting their trademark smarmbrows then?

The Boys didn't have great chances of taking the Seven (well they stomp everyone except the big 3 and that was before learning Black Noir was Homelander 2 so it probably would have gone extra bad)

and the Seven couldn't even stop a plane

beating Superman up*

>does like Superman
I never said he didn't, I was told that he LOVES Superman

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Honestly if you are not portrayed as being a pedo/psycho/addict/loser in an Ennis book then he probably thinks that character is something special.

Go to bed OP, I'm sure you have class tomorrow.

I don’t know, I’m pretty sure elementary school kids already have summer break

Forgot to add, I read The Pro and he has the 'Not Justice League' in there and he takes a hot steamy dump on every single member in his usual way. That is to take a surface element of that character, crank it to 11 and then say that is all they are about. All while having the miserable jerk with a decent heart yelling his personal views at them. All except for the Superman expy, his mouthpiece likes him and says he is too nice and doesn't unwind. Then the miserable character outright blows the guy. So make of that what you will when it comes to his views on Superman.

The supers in The Boys were glorified actors who spent all of their free time indulging their hedonism. The vast majority of them suffered from arrested development and never had to face any actual hardship or conflict (the closest who had was Stormfront, who was a Nazi experiment, meaning he had a modicum of experience and training that all of the others lacked).

Those are called villains. Surprisingly, people have different morals, some of them doing good for free and risking their necks to save others, IRL and without super powers, even.

Because people with power aren't nice, give superpowers to someone posting here and see what happens, here goes a hint "brutal goat sodomie "

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Anyone who claims every single person would be an asshole with super powers is seriously projecting how bad of a person they are.
Not everyone is a shitcunt

>Ennis is a hack and the only good stuff he ever wrote was during his Punisher run
It's amazing how wrong you are

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Why does he like trenchcoats so much?

>That is to take a surface element of that character, crank it to 11 and then say that is all they are about
You do realize not everything a person write is 100% their opinion, right? Especially when they're going out of their way to make a low-brow parody where the characters are intentionally made to be exaggerated caricatures.

Trenchcoats were big in the 90s and 2000s. Plus Tommy is the type of guy that doesn't exactly have the most refined tastes.

Lazy way of making characters edgy back in the day

Im on issue 4 already

This comic is fucking awesome. Thanks OP for finally getting me to read it.

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Why WOULD they? The Boys' reasons why they targeted super beings in their reality was because said super beings were not good people at all and were funded by a corrupt corporation, right? The Avengers are actually competent at being heroes for the most part and go out of their way to try to protect innocent lives.

The Boys really would have no issue with them. At all.

>Hit him with a DU rocket or two. Burn all the flesh off his remains. Leave the skeleton in a barrel of strong acid.
That happened at the beginning of Civil War but Wolverine regenerated before the chopper he was in crashed to the ground. Even blowing him up while he's already inside a tank of acid won't be quick enough.

Well his 'caricatures' really fucking suck since they were all just one joke rather than multiple jokes about different aspects of the character. No, instead we got school yard tier 'hee hee, Batman is a pedo because he lives with a teenage boy' jokes and that's it.

Why are you so angry about it then? As you said, they're one note jokes. Only capeshitters care about their precious characters being mocked.

I don't understand why writers thought it was a good idea to make Wolverine nigh invincible.

Am I the only one who thought this was edgy nonsense?

I am angry because I hate lazy writing, bad writing I can forgive but lazy phoned in writing irks me. That's the reason why I got legit mad when I saw that crappy Epic Movie and would frown when more of it spawned for awhile.

I don't understand why writers think Wolverine is faster than people are legit speedster or possessing the reflexes capable of reacting to speedster.

Tek-Knight was the best character though

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So did Super Duper die at the end, they were harmless

It is. Ennis can't help himself but put wacky shock value in everything even if it makes no sense.

I doubt Homelander and Our Father cared enough to bother with them, they were useless to use in the Washington siege and posed zero threat to them. Best to just let them keep picking up litter and getting cats from trees.

I... I... I POSTED things... ehhheeeeehhhehhhh

You know, there are those of us who genuinely like stuff from big two, smaller companies, assorted stuff from around the world, whatever.

One by Warren Ellis you stupid cunt.

Except they’re not - I think unreasonably many of them are horrible people but it’s by no means all of them or even close.

I’m not sure if it’s ever established that DU has special effects against Boys supes. I got the impression that the Red Rivers teams use it for improved penetration, maybe with extra toxic effects if the target escaped. Flamethrowers and shoulder fired SAMs with supe-targeting modifications get the job done too.

Funny. I want to see the Superfriends sit down with the Boys, have them reevaluate their lives and eventually put Frenchie/Female in therapy together, get Mother's Milk's mom some help, inspire Hughie to be a real hero and lock up Butcher by the book instead of giving him his martyr moment.

Bit by the book but interesting

I liked Hellboy right up until The Devil You Know took a fat red shit on everything except Mignola's pre-written ending. Where do I fit in? Don't you dare tell me the comic that gave us drinking with skeletons and monkeys with guns in which a no-bullshit snake monstergirl and a witch who lives in a house with chicken legs are serious main series villains is "grownup noir type stuff".

I mean they basically already have Butcher except with telepathy/kinesis instead of generic strong man package in DC. He's called Manchester Black. He keeps going up against Superman of all people. Yes, he does get fucked up over and over again. He killed himself out of shame the first time, and when he came back for more in Rebirth he ended up accidentally imprisoning himself in a cow and getting tipped over by some teens once everyone he was trying to kill couldn't find him.

So much this.

Good times

Garth Ennis is a try hard motherfucker.

And is he the same person as Warren Ellis? It's the same edgy SJW shit that you grow up from.

Is it over already? I heard it was pretty bad specially something about Abe, but had no idea if it was over already or missing an issue.

Isn't this basically an admission of being a mutt?

Who cares about your culture and origin right?

Hands in all those shirt and jean please.

Butcher and Black are more or less the opposite of each other, and would see the other as emblematic of their beliefs about supers. Black would also completely fucking wreck Butcher.

Ennis is the one who drags his stories down with childish humor and schlocky edge, Ellis is the one who drags his stories down with schlocky edge and never finishing.

>Ennis is the one who drags his stories down with childish humor and schlocky edge, Ellis is the one who drags his stories down with schlocky edge and never finishing.
So they are the same damn things.

Tryhard cunts who sound hardcore but are actually pussies.

Nice joke virgin?

>I mean... yes? This is a guy that flies through space and gets into fight with gods, trolls, and dark elves and shit. He's literally magic.

What does that make hulk, anti magic.

He’s comic book radiation, which is pretty much magic.

In the movies, yes.
The movies Avengers are like Diet Coke Avengers in terms of raw power. Especially Thor.

The Devil You Know is over, yeah. But just when I wrote off Hellboy as a lost cause Mignola started rambling about writing MORE goddamn comics. God damn you Mignola, you lost ALL of the good faith with one arc but we both know I can't not find out where the hell this is all going next.

>more or less the opposite
I disagree about that on them as people, not their respective missions. That's the beauty of it really, strip them of their excuses and they're both broken men looking for an excuse to lash out at the world while feeling justified. And yes, the part about them horrifying each other is the cherry on top.

>Black would...wreck Butcher
No argument here, though. Butcher's had it easy with the watered down knockoffs even the best of what Vought-American can make are

Well, literally yes in the Immortal Hulk run that says radiation is now a gateaway to Mega Satan to which Hulk is an ideal sockpuppet for. As in, The One Below All.

Do they have anything that could kill a planet? Not joking here; literally kill a planet. In one shot, mind you.

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They also got some damn silly powerscaling towards the end. Thor can tank a dwarf star for a while, but gets shredded by Hela poking him with her blades gently. Thanos was sent reeling by a surprise Hulk attack and actually seemed like he had to work for his win even if it was "fun", then Younger Thanos stands up to a hit that took down his damn spaceship, hacks through goddamn vibranium and presumably can't be immobilised by knocking him off his feet and leaving Mjolnir on his chest.

God I miss mythic/cosmic-level Thor shenanigans.

So Homelander was a bit of an egocentric asshole but otherwise a normal guy who got manipulated into believing he was a psychopath, right?
How would he have developed without Noir fucking him up?

Well he kinda Weinsteined Starlight, do “bit of an egocentric asshole” is underplaying.

Didn't Noir start manipulate him before the comic starts?
But I do remember in a very old transcript he used Noir to fuck the WW of the team in his place just for some laughs, so change it to full asshole I guess.

I still wonder if having Noir out of the picture would save him from becoming a maniac.

It has one good moment. Abe and Devon have a surprisingly genuine reconciliation. And then it shits itself to the finish as MM exercises the tried and true comic book cliche of killing all of the previous writer’s characters.

Marvel fanboys are so fragile, lol.

Ant-Man alone could beat them.

Etc., m8. Miss that bit?

Lol, keep gaping your mouth, m8.

This is fun but legitimately kid stuff.

"With great power must also come great responsibility" was in my wedding vows, you simpering red pill eunuch.

Good luck m8, I hear they allow your type to adopt now.

>And he is still smarter than Thor
He's not challenging him to a game of chess you tool

And marvel fanboys still fail to see that The Boys would never challenge a heavy hitter like Thor to a standup fight...

How do they take him out?

They probably could not on their own. They could only kill Black Noir because they had a couple hundred marines blasting him with DU after he was already mortally wounded by the Homelander. The Boys would probably find a way to trick the gigaretard Hulk into fighting Thor and then eliminate the loser. And considering how the Hulk has gone rampaging so many times, he would definitely be a target for the Boys.

Wouldn’t really work, Hulk’s healing factor gotten a real boost, and he’s not strong enough to damage Thor enough to leave him as vulnerable as Noir was.

Butcher could presumably engineer some kind of scheme that gets Thor to leave Earth so they can take out the others.

Based and antspilled

The Hulk and Thor have 50 years of bad and contradictory writing to back them up, kid stuff.

>I want to see The Boys in their prime wreck the Avengers.

Not on their best day and the Avengers' worst.

No, rather, the Boys would realize that real super-heroes can exist and return to their world filled with new purpose.

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And what's stopping hulk from rampaging on the boys?

The Boys would have no trouble keeping track of a giant green retard with an IQ below 50 and zero capacity for planning.

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>Technically Stark only completed like .01% of a Dyson Sphere,

It was more than that... but it wasn't really a Dyson sphere. In the end, it was more like a lens.

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So when Stark is at home fast asleep or pinching a loaf, what is to stop the boys from putting one in his head?

Not an argument

Absolutely not.

They're Superman expies, they're not as strong as Superman.

>Is captain marvel going to come in and teach them a lesson for their toxic masculinity?

Unfortunately that is a distinct possibility.

His normal armor would be more than enough.

>The Homelander, Black Noir and even Stormfront could all defeat Thor easily.

Oh, they really couldn't...

>And the Boys have their own tools to work with.

Yes... crowbars.
The anti-Compound V chemical weapon Bill had developed would not affect any of the Marvel heroes.

>Thor is practically retarded

Ohhhhh... you don't read comics. Well, that explains a lot.

Comic books don't revolve around the superheroes' bowel movements, Ennis.

Security systems of a genius billionaire

I just assumed it was because Noir was bugnuts.

This is what the Initiative was all about!

>Stark will outright murder you if you pissed him off.

Tony doesn't get angry like that. When Tony's pissed off, he gets quiet and mopey. He only kills when he sees absolutely no other way.
In Mallen's case, he was still trying to get up after his head had been blasted off.

Hulk is a force of nature and to powerful to be comprehended at a strategic or tatical level. They will get obliterated If they provoke Hulk since banner and hulk guide each other to survive any slight of hinting danger or pure threat to their comfort zone.

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Yeah, yeah, heard it all a million times. The avengers are gods an sheeit and completely invulnerable. Glugglugglug, gapes mouth.

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Don't cry, Ennis, you can still write a thousand more Vietnam rape stories.

They-could-not.

Get it through your head, bozo. The Boys are weaklings by Marvel standards. Bill killed MM with a fucking HAND GRENADE. He killed the Female and Frenchie with a suitcase of C4.

You know what happens if you hit Carol with a NUKE? She gets STRONGER.

No, she probably would not kill them, but it would be the beating of a lifetime.

Why anti-capes fags are so autistic?

Neh. His name's Brennan Lee Flannegan, and you know what those French guys are like...

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A) butcher is insane. He would do it anyway.
B) have you not seen the last few decades of us pointing out that tony star, Carol Danvers,Etc are evil menaces that make Spider-Man look like a Boy Scout?

With a box of scraps?

Al'lah couldn't do shit.

And it got worse...

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Yes. It's not a satellite, but it does the same thing.

Nothing compared to Sol's Hammer, though.

>You’re a faggot for being soft

A thousand times rather a faggot than a tryhard little edgelord like you.

>The Female and Frenchie could rip every member of the Avengers limb from limb

Captain Marvel could literally flick them like a booger. No exaggeration or power wank, I don't even like the character, but she is that strong.

And even so, the Boys are MAYBE Spider-Man level in strength, no other powers.

I just read through this whole thread, and now I think I want to kill myself

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Given that The Boys' main modus operandi is blackmailing people, who amongst the Avengers could they really blackmail? And what would the dirty they have on them be?

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There’s a certain point where you don’t really take any extra fall damage from more height irl if simply falling. The only real extra danger from falling at five miles up is severe wind chill and the lack of oxygen. A meta human with slightly more durability would basically be immune to fall damage since even regular humans can survive terminal velocity with luck like falling on top of a bush.

That’s a tough question, it’s kinda hard to damage their reputations given there have been two civil wars and the Illuminati business, they always bounce back.

>Why anti-capes fags are so autistic?
Cape fags and anti-cape fags are both pretty autistic.
It's being heavily-invested in something that doesn't matter very much that does it, really

I do not understand that reference.

Unfortunately right now, the Hulk is more like Bill Butcher himself.

His home security systems?

I think I'd rather fight Tony, armored up, than one of the armors in 'security mode'.

No, but they are super-powerful, work well as a team and have fought any conceivable enemy together. The Boys have never met anything like them.

Congratulations.

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The writer is ennis. As you may have figured out from the boys, he hates superheroes.

I wouldn't really consider expecting the character to have some sort of pain-threshold or go into shock a sign of hatred

I’m a guy, but I kinda suspect your bones being turned into molten metal or half the shit Wolverine routinely shrugs off hurts more than damage to the balls.
His FACE was literally ripped off in that picture.

This. The government calling off the fighter pilots so the Seven can have a shining PR moment then fuck up colossally shows that these people are not real superheroes, just powered assholes made to sell merchandise.

Despite their fuckups neither JL or Avengers are that incompetent.

Third degree burns are painless because your nerve endings are all burned away. You only feel pain on the edges of the burn where it's not third-degree.

Internal pain is only felt if there are actually nerves for it, and most of them don't exist for burns. You can feel some heat maybe but not burns unless they start singing your outer layer of skin from the inside.

When did Wolverine get his bones turned into molten metal? When Magneto knicked his adamantium? Cos he definitely didn't shrug that off.
Getting your balls shot off would put you into heavy shock. There's not really much worse he could shrug off than that.

How did you forget how he got adamantium bones in the first place?

And how well did he handle that?