Martian Manhunter

>Martian Manhunter
>is a Martian
>hunts men

>Silver Surfer
>is silver
>is a surfer

Why can't it always be this simple?

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>the flash
>is clearly clothed

Kek

FPBP

>Wonder woman
>above average at best

>Captain America
>probably a lieutenant

>Jake Long American Dragon
>He's short

>Green Arrow
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>Ronin
>Had military training and proper masters to teach him

>Dr. Light
>doesn't create Mega Man

ronin refers to lordless samurai, not untrained, self-taught samurai

>batman
>fights with his fists

>superman
>is super
>is a man

Easy.

>implying the best type of flashing doesn’t start out clothed

>iron man
>man encased in metal

No, he's a Kryptonian, an alien.

>Thor
>is Thor

>Howard the Duck
>is a duck
>is named Howard

>iron fist
>hand isn't made of metal

>not Green Archer
He sucks and fucks

He's used bats before.

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>Black Panther
>He's a nog

>Dunston
>Checks in
Wham bam OP

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>Hawkgirl
>Not an actual Hawk
>Is a women in her mid 20s

I want my damn money back!

>He's short
He's long where it counts

>red hood
>wears a helmet

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He's still got a bigger dick than you, Lex.

>Homestar Runner
>Has a home
>Wears a Star
>Is a good runner

>Wonder woman
>above average at best

Don't disrespect my waifu

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>iron man
>suit does not actually contain iron

I'm sorry but she wasn't written well for years

Batman should be a vampire desu

>Thor
>doesn't have a speech impediment
>you never hear him complain about muscle ache
I just don't get it.

>Steven Universe
>The protagonist is named Steven Quartz Universe, yes, Universe is a surname apparently.
>In the end it turns out that his real name is Steven Pink Diamond DeMayo.

He should be blind like a real bat

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>Starlord
>isn´t lord of a star system just a planet

>Killer Frost
>kills
Well that's apt.

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So daredevil?