Hello Mr.Ymous. Having a bad day? Enraged by what you saw on the news...

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omnifarious

>The power toshapeshift without limit.
Excuse me while i go and become God.

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>another thread where people keep rerolling until they get some gay outright overpowered power

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I think you would come the closest

It does literally nothing until the target dies. Good luck stealing anything with that power.
>"Give me your wallet or I'll damn you to the deepest pits of hell!"
>"I'm an aethiest."

eh its fun

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Kewl. Count me in.

It's not fun when people just keep pressing random until they get Super Mega Death Explosion Manipulation Creation instead of sticking with Fire Hydrant Transmutation.

I'd start by not causing havoc. Ladybug and Chat Noir wouldn't even be aware that there's an akuma to cleanse. I imagine it would be easy to steal the first Miraculous but the second would be harder. My hand would be revealed and they'd be able and prepared to face me.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tentacle_Extension
Well. This just writes itself

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Eternal_Sin_Inducement
Yes hawkmoth, together we shall force those accursed rapefugees to end their own existence!

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As long as they don't know you are akumatized get him to create another and while it's causing havoc on the second one attack from shadows.

>Electrolysis
>Can split two elements back into their original components

Couldn't that mean I would just have to shoot either of those two once and Boom! Tiki and Marinette or Plaq and Adrien are no longer Ladybug and Chat Noir?

I mean in all honesty I sound like a legit villain that Hawkmoth would make

>Doubt manipulation

As ridiculous as that power sounds, I'm surprised it hasn't been used in the show yet

Even better
>Split the water in their bodies into Hydrogen and Oxygen
>They're fucking dead

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sex_Magic
I don't think I'm allowed to be in a program with this age rating.

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fairytale_Warping
Gonna make me a tale that ends with me winning

Ladybugs Miraculous would be the priority. Remove her as a threat first and then double team Chat Noir later. A decent plan, though I wonder if Hawk Moth would allow it. He honestly seems like an impatient idiot.

It's French, you'll be fine.

What the fuck am I suppost to do with this you Phantom of the Oprea wannabe?

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hatred_Manipulation

The power of Yea Forums in the palm of my hand.

It says right there, enhanced speed and strength

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ice_Manipulation

Ice to meet you Ladybug, but I'm afraid I have to put a freeze on your ASSets. As for you Chat Noir, well, I hope you don't mind chilling out.

Yeah but I seriously doubt that will defeat Catboi and Ladybug, considering they too have the same things

It doesn't seem pretty useful.

Nevermind, next time I get akumatized I may get a different power.

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Na you fit right in on this show

WAT KILLED DE DINASAWRS

Project your voice through the mirrors and use it to disorient them while your else where

>Alright Hawkmoth, Ladybug and Chat Noir will get to see the stars!
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dyson_Sphere_Construction

Or just go full mysterio and use smoke and mirrors

>user gets defeated by stripping him naked
Ah-ah…

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta_Power_Destruction
Welp, show's over.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Adrenal_Manipulation

every time we fight i increase my adrenalin and decrease theirs, giving me an advantage. i lose due to being outsmarted instead of out-battled

>Less Adrenaline = More Calm
>More Calm = Concentration
Ladybug will just see your patterns

It's been a while since I've learned about the elements. How would it kill them exactly?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lunar_Dust_Manipulation

So, team up?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ice-Fire_Attacks
Y'know, it's cool to be this hot.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Arachnid_Magic
I don’t watch the show, but I assume they already fought a spider person.

Yeah I don't think Ladybug and Cat Noir will stand a chance

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Wow, it's worthless

user your battry is low man

Why even put useless shit on the wiki? Might as well have a "the power to be a normal human" on there

Yeah I'll charge it eventually

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Darkness_Manipulation
I could probably handle them for a two parter or something idk

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Light_Warp
Become an thief I guess, I will make sure to use lot of different lights and firework on my heist.

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Da ice age

Hawkmoth will be killed in an agonizing fashion when he catches his penis by accident while zipping up his fly

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Event_Sealing
I'll be honest, I'm really not sure of the implications of this, but it's going to leave reality crying like a bitch on the floor at some point.

>Ladybug and cat noirs with a Mysterio
I'd kill for that in show. I'm sick of hawkmoth and the villain of the week

Mysterio-like villien is the perfect villien archetype. They improve any and every show

Yeah, we just need to figure out a way to get to space in the first place, I guess.

>Rainbow Flight
Someone is homophobic and I get mad.
Part of the episode is making Marc and Nathaniel canon.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Manticore_Physiology

I’m probably just a monster of the week episode, maybe a cool design, but in the end defeated by some deus ex machina, now the real question is ¿does anyone know any good Manticore puns?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pyrotechnic_Beam_Emission

This one would be fun. It's just a more versatile pyrokinesis.

My friends i believe i can help

You could theoretically seal certain events so they can't be redacted, which would prevent Ladybug from miraculousing everything to normal. But I can't see how it would help you more specifically.

Shit forgot the link
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Interstellar_Travel

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mutated_Angel_Physiology

I'm Brisela now.

As if you could prove that they are just re-rolling till they get what they want. The real fun is in the discussion of the power being in the Miraculous universe. Lighten up.

obligatory post

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Object_Manipulation
This might let me create and use fake Miraculouses.

Lila had the right idea as Volpina, but she was too small-scale.

>lie inducement
That’s a pretty strong power

Start by getting the mayor to tell the cops to arrest citizens
Then try to get Ladybug to say she’s in love with Cat Noir
Then when she finally tells the truth he’ll be too heartbroken to fight by her side

Then I’ll get Ladybug to she can handle me without her charm
Forcing her detransformation
Then when she’s powerless I’ll get her to sit on my face and give me her miraculous

If your first thought is to reroll you need to lurk more

It's not even about the elements really, any amount of large air bubbles in the bloodstream will cause a stroke, to say nothing of the fact that both hydrogen and oxygen are highly flammable.

>Elemental Breath
Fuck yeah, I'll get those silly trinkets for you boss man.
I'm guessing I can switch between, fire, ice, acid etc.?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Angelic_Artillery

Huh.

Call me St. Smith n' Wesson then, pardner.

>hit em with that Tungsten breath

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pixel_Manipulation
LOOK INTO THE LENS!

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magma_Creature_Creation

Ohohohoho
This is gonna get nasty

>Radiokinetic Combat
Whoosh you now have 50 different tumors and your skin should start to peel off fairly soon

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Warp_Generation
Whirrrrrrrrrr

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Adhesive_Artillery
Looks like you're in a sticky situation, Ladybug and Chat Noir. Now hand over your Miraculous before I stick it to you.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dimensional_Manipulation

The name's Filthy Feats Finished Frugally Cheap.

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Light_Waves

So I am literally a suicide bomber without the suicide part.
As a muslim I feel kinda offended.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Insecurity_Physiology

>get power because I'm insecure
>power is to be even more insecure

Thanks Obama

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Replication

>Go up against them
>Replicate myself a few hundred times to fight them
>Replicate their Miraculous and just hand those over to Hawkmoth
>Replictae the two
>Decide to fuck up their reputations by making porn with the two replicates of them.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Inorganic_Aura
Time to thrash some kids

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Healing_Bow_Construction
Mr. Moth, give me a target to shoot. It won't hurt a bit.
>For plot-related reasons, you can't use this on my wife. Use your power to bring Miraculous-hunting Nazis back to life instead.

>Bring back the nazis
>Paris surrenders within 30 minutes.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spatial_Devouring
So, were you planning on destroying the miraculous? Or do I have to get them in one piece?