I think they'd make a cute (albeit odd) couple

Sponge Squireals...

Not everything is about sex user!

Anyone else agree that SpongeBob's normal outfit is dorky, but comfy?

I always thought they were going to be a couple or end up like it because of the karate episode where they make sandwiches using kung-fu. Their shared passion for such a thing was so strong that they just seemed perfect for eachother to a young me.

Sandy would always choose science over love and Spongebob doesn't deserve being somebody's afterthought

A squirrel successfully mating with a underwater creature would be science though

Anyone have the snippet from some official book/mag where it's implied that spongebob and sandy were originally going to be a thing?

Was there a book that implied it?

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Ratings. Don't you remember how like every single Truth or Square commercial that aired every single day months in advance had this scene in it to pull viewers in? It's the same shit as when the Simpsons did that "someone important's totally gonna die this season guise!!" thing for months and then it turned out to be Krusty's dad who appeared in like 2 episodes.

bwhahahah

Karate in spongebob is a euphamism for sex

>Spongebob fan-art that's on-model, in-character, and cute
Where'd you find this clover?

Merchandise really loves mentioning it.

Has there ever been another cartoon where no romance is going on but the toys and books say otherwise?

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I ship her Patrick Star and Larry The Lobster

Ben 10, but completely bootleg. It was a pack of stickers, the center had a pregnant Gwen and Ben holding her. Not sure if it counts, but still funny.

Reminder Sandy recently said she loves SpongeBob. Not joking.

The Moon one?
Something along the lines of "I love the guy, but if his brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose."

>Sandy: I love the guy, but if his brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
That doesn't say much.

everytime i say this is a sample of blushmallet's previous sfw art, people freak out

Sponge + Squirrel = ???

Childless marriages exist user.
And are, I imagine, the best kind of marriage

>Dink
Duel
Income
No
Kids

Scallop

A plush toy squirrel.

Ratings like other people have said and a callback to the original concept of Sandy being Spongebob girlfriend

>if his brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
I wonder what she'd think of Patrick, then

avatar had little side story books that had toph thinking about her crush on sokka, a lot more than the show implied

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puts that whole episode into perspective where Sandy freaks the fuck out because she thinks he's missing.

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Why was her acorn black though

I think it'd be cute on old Spongebob, when he was still a naively good-natured young adult.

New Sponge is too infantile for any form of relationship dynamic.

This is half true. Or, I mean, OFFICIALLY it's all true, but it's a little hard to believe that the scene didn't just exist for the trailers.

OOF.
RIGHT IN MY HEART.

Mourning patch.

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>Duel
This is my new Blue-eyes white dragon, Douglas.Very expensive!

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Spongebob has no benis, user.

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Hello? Shapeshifter? Use your imagination ya dink.

Duel
Two
Two-duel
In a duel two must fight

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