Everybody needs somebody to love. Post your waifus/husbandos, how long you've had them and what it is you like about them. Do you think they've influenced your sexual/romantic tastes in any way?
Harems permitted.
Everybody needs somebody to love. Post your waifus/husbandos, how long you've had them and what it is you like about them. Do you think they've influenced your sexual/romantic tastes in any way?
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Okay
Here are my villain waifus.
this has to be the first waifu thread I've ever seen flop
Comics have left me with unrealistic expectations about redheads.
She-Hulk is hot but she's a little canonically slutty for a waifu don't you think?
Having a sex life =/= slutty
Only fags care about purity.
>how long you've had them
In a few weeks it'll be seven years. I can't remember exactly when I fell for her, so I use the day Brave came out as our "anniversary".
>what it is you like about them
Everything besides the fact that she can't into real.
>Do you think they've influenced your sexual/romantic tastes in any way?
Not really, because I've always liked redheads and tomboys, or at the very least action girls. She just has a lot more going for her than that to me.
You're sat at a party with your waifu, when all of a sudden, this guy comes up to the both of you and sweeps her off her feet. What do you do?
Had to get rid of my other waifu, Jubilee, because I've fallen in love with Alice ever since the show came out.
She a cutie
Stab him in an alley
Unf
She'll never love you like she loves Black Hat
dont remind me
Nice
23 years!
Leviathan would burn his ass for being so uncouth.
I only recently succumbed and made one.
whos the top waifu?
>pick one
no oh ok, Phedra
what a lovely post and a lovely best girl well, best girl behind the MILF version of her that is her mother
Going by my main waifu, I've had a thing for Pantha since I first saw her - she was just so cool and confident and sexy... As for influencing my tastes, I've had a thing for tall buff women since I was about 7.
Man, Slott's run really went downhill after Civil War
I assume you mean physically, in which case he'll be wearing a backbrace for the rest of his life. She's got better taste than this weirdo.
>Pantha remains undefeated.
Just watched the episodes with her now I want her to throw me into bed and claim her prize.
Hi.
Thank you!
She would kill him.
Y-You too.
Who is this and why should I be concerned about him having even the slightest chance of him sweeping anyone off their feet, let alone my girl?
rollin
She is something special, isn't she?
THOUGH THE STREAMS ARE SWOLLEN
KEEP THEM DOGIES ROLLIN'
RAWHIDE
huh...so what house would She Hulk be in? I'd say Gryffindor
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>How does it feel to hug demencia
Probably like hugging a komodo dragon
>How does she smell
Like a lizard cage
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>Oh shit, Marvel Adventures Tigra just got hit upside the head with a Black Mercy plant! What does she see, and does she shake it off?
This one's weird, because Marvel Adventures is already the most idyllic version of the Marvel Universe. Maybe something where she isn't a Cat Person, or can at least change between the two. She'd figure things out everntually, but it'd still hurt.
>Uh-oh. She's breaking up with you! Why?
'cause I keep forcing her to play pen 'n paper roleplaying games from the '90s with me.
I've never seen Shiva as being particularly hot.
If I wanted an Asian DC lady I'd go for Cinder.
>I've never seen Shiva as being particularly hot
she's a really good dom
Goddammit, I'm late.
I laugh, she laughs, he's on fire.
>Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Aiko?
From who? Aiko's only enemy is her own inability to face responsibility...
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what's the rules of fapping to your waifu here?
You and your waifu is tasked with raising this Octo child. How good of a parent are you guys?
Post pics if youre a girl
I'd think we'd be fairly good, if unorthodox and dysfunctional. Shout out too SpiderM if he's here. Thanks again mate.
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Based, as always
Nice picks, user.
>korra
so close
well you have a taste too bad its bland as fuck
>man of culture
I'm more of a Shadowrun guy myself, but the CP2020 rulebook makes for a good exploitable. And I'm hyped for CP2077.
Thanks bro
Honestly, there's a few I chose just to fill out the spaces, and she's one of them.
no u
Not the best parents; a few problems here and there but I think we will manage fine overall.
>Great, you got your dumb ass kidnapped by some bad guy from the Teen Titans cartoon. I assume Pantha can save you?
Yeah, probably. I mean, she'll probably need help if it's somebody tougher than Control Freak or Doctor Light, but aside from that she'll probably be fine.
As far as my chart goes, I think the only ones I haven't jerked it to are Asuka-chan and Cass. Damned if I know why.
I often think I'd be a pretty strict dad. That's something my parents kinda instilled in me. I'd like to think that I'd be a good parent overall.
That's some good shit
>Great, now DCAU Vixen's been smacked with a Black Mercy. What does she see?
Assuming her origin story is mostly concurrent with that of her Earth-1 counterpart, then probably a life with a normal family where her parents are alive and her uncle isn't an evil cunt.
Who dem
I must know
>/twintellecore/?
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Titania and Brunhilde
Thank you so much.
I'm much of the same. My dad is pretty god damn tough in terms of parenting. Isn't hesitant in dealing punishment
>What jobs could Felicia do irl?
Well, she was a nun for a while...
My parents kinda veered between strict and way too indulgent. They're... kinda old-fashioned. My mom literally told me that internet porn is more evil than letting children starve.
Waifus.
Husbandos.
>Felicia found lewds of herself! How does she react?
She'll freak out, no doubt about that.
>what costume would Marvel Adventures Tigra wear for Halloween?
She'd probably just go as herself and pretend it's a costume for her own amusement. She'd make me go as one of the Avengers to complete the illusion, but that'd be weird so I'd compromise and go as Loki or something. That would then involve the real Loki showing up to fuck with us, because my costume would be an insult to his pride. Honestly, I see her as more of a "stay in and watch some goofy horror movies" kinda gal.
>/asukacore/?
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>Harems permitte
lolno
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just curious, how did you react to the star vs final episode?
>47
>Malon
>51
>You both have the day off what do you do?
I take her out for a drink with drinks only as high of quality as what's on the lon lon ranch
Haven't actually watched it yet. Been busy with real life shit
>Pantha needs a sparring partner? How badly does she beat you up?
I'm not exactly well-versed in taking bumps, so I'll be pretty bad. I mean, if she wants to practice stinkfaces, that's another matter...
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>Oh shit, Zarya just breathed in some fear gas! What's making her freak out?
An even more fucked up version of the omnic attack on her village, where everyone she loves just keeps asking her why she didn't save them.
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>Do you think they've influenced your sexual/romantic tastes in any way?
No I was into art hoe/"goth" girls before her.
Let's hope I can answer this one this time
>She makes eye contact with an in-universe hypnotist or vampire. Does she have the willpower to resist or does she succumb?
I think she can resist it. Leaked stuff from season 2 of Hilda shows that she has some actual magic abilities.
Seeing this is still up. Rolling.
Cartoon "women" are disgusting, do you also fap to modern art?
fact: so is anime
>She's been kidnapped by her enemies.
God fucking dammit. I'm going to have to act friendly to them, gain their trust, and sneak her out before the Avatar and his friends know what's up.
No, by a long shot no, you cant even compare the two. I get comparing comics to Manga but Anime and craptoons are like water and oil.
I hope she's going for one of those Rikishi moves.
Why don't you go back to Yea Forums then?
>First date with Asuka-chan?
Dinner at a nice restaurant that looks suspiciously like backstage at that warehouse where Vince films every promo ever. The New Day show up in a variety of increasingly unconvincing disguises to "help" me woo her, and The Bella Twins try to ambush Asuka, leading to a 2-on-1 handicap match at Summerslam.
Oh, and I guess the date goes alright, and I end up being her manager or something.
(You)
Just take the (You).
oof, why such abusive Husbandos? Only Picard will treat you well
>Brock, Wallace, Rorschach
>abusive
Eh. I don't choose husbandos based on how they'd treat me so much as how consistent they are with their values/principles, or lack thereof. Also Quark and Starscream are clearly cynical assholes, but they make me laugh so that's a huge plus, also.
don't get me wrong, I love some of those as characters, but as husbandos? that is a big no
maybe I judge husbandos slightly different than waifus. If it was based purely on sexual attraction it might be a bit different.
>how long
i've had thoughts of her since i was a kid, but she's been a 'waifu' for 4 years
>what it is you like
her beauty, and more specifically, her smile. and also, other reasons i won't say
>have they influenced your sexual tastes
she has given me a taste for brown women, and a taste for seduction
How about animus?
the all waifu
How's your weekend been, OP?
I've had every husbando here for a while save for Shiraishi and Peter B.
Every time I see this character all I can think of is *that* fanart.
late bump
I pray to god that this restaurant has a door.
>What element would Milly bend?
Sandbending. She would become an adorable angel of destruction.
>Could Felicia become a Jedi?
Probably. If she did, then she'd be a Guardian.
I love him so fucking much.
>You're taking Cass to meet your folks! How does that go down?
Pretty good, actually. Cass owns her own business so that will make my parents happy, and she's so damn sweet that they'll come around almost immediately. I'd probably not want to bring up the whole "dead nephew" situation first off, but Cass would probably mention it just to get it out of the way.
>Zarya seems upset, how do you cheer her up?
Talking to her, like an actual adult. If that doesn't work, then see if she can break her record for benchpressing me.
She's arrogant & haughty as hell plus can back it up. Measures her life span by millennia's. She's so good she can take on the Midnighter with just pure skill alone. I got a mad crush on a woman that can handle her business.
>What would Tomoko-chan wear for Halloween?
She'd probably say that she's too old to dress up (Halloween in Japan is more for grown-ups... on the other hand she's 51 this year) but I'd like to think that after a little persuasion and a few purchases on eBay she'd make a damn sexy oni.
>Christmas present for Milly?
Pollyanna. The book or the Hayley Mills movie, whichever is easier to get.
First off her shapeshifting ability and willingness to be your fantasy is what sells it for me, but she's also pretty damn down to help out a bro in a tough situation. I've always liked how she's down to mess a mofo up! Plus she's a total milf and can help out with experience and things like that. The only drawback would be doing anything that would make her mad...
She's happily married you homewrecker.
>So, if you and Tomoko-chan had ki-
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These threads are fun and all, but I'm quietly terrified that Tomoko and Kanako will find these threads somehow and I have no idea how they'd react. Besides, there are some lines that shouldn't be crossed.
Shes swedish, shes gonna cuck him for a nigger and he will empower her
To continue on this dubious thought, how would your waifu feel about other races/cultures or alien species?
Crysta, like most fairies, is infatuated by humans
>What do you and Lily have in common?
We both used to cosplay, don't understand what the kids are into these days and do the best we can.
I mean, Pantha's already friends with people of most kinds of ethnicities, an alien and a half-demon.
>First date with Asuka
Already answered, rerolling
>What do you and Twintelle have in common?
We like nice things, but we're not assholes about it
Probably cold till they proved their worth, and even then there'd still be certain cultures she wouldn't care for.
>Aiko seems pretty down. How do you cheer her up?
She responds better when you bring her out of her mood with asshole humor. If that doesn't work, then I'll need to actually talk it out with her and you can bet THAT won't be fun, because actually dealing with shit isn't how Aiko goes through life.
>What food does Twintelle love?
When she's eating out, delicate and fancy stuff. When she's at home, she will gladly send me out to get some junk food - she'll burn it off in her next A.R.M.S. fight anyway
>Why do you like Vixen?
I'm attracted to women who are sexually confident (or just confident without being massive bitches) and have their shit together in general.
>Could Twintelle become a Jedi?
If she was taken in at a very young age, then sure. If she did somehow manage to pass, she'd be a Guardian
Yea Forums waifu? Jinx from TT. She's absolutely influenced my tastes a ton
>What would Asuka-chan wear for Halloween?
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>Tomoko-chan needs a spotter! How badly do you fail?
If I was given time to look up proper lifting etiquette, then I'd be fine.
I have a thing for catgirls
>What jobs could Twintelle do irl?
Well, she's already a movie star with her own cosmetics range...
You should try Befunky to make your chart
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Just the right amount of cute, sexy, innocent and risqué.
She's a qt
She's the werewolf? Top taste
The red one is Lascivious
>Would the Teen Titans get along with you?
Probably, they seem like a nice bunch. I'd probably feel self-conscious hanging out with teenagers, but they're (mostly) very mature for their age.
>Best Christmas present for Asuka-chan?
Christmas cake and a CD by that band she likes. Maybe some new ice skates.
Hottest waifu.
As long as she looks like that and doesn't have bulldog jowls.
>Twintelle's found lewds of herself! How badly does she freak out?
Initially shocked, but then she finds the fascination with her butt amusing
>What house would Asuka-chan be put in?
Gryffindor, no doubt.
>You and Cass both have a day off, what do?
Spend the day going around San Fransokyo as tourists. All the tourist spots, get some lunch at a nice restaurant, then home to chill out.
I'd still love her.
Well, they do say love is blind.
>You and Felicia have the day off, what do?
Go to the park and have a picnic.
>What costume would Marvel Adventures Tigra wear for Halloween?
Already answered, rerolling
>*that* fanart
I'm a Danganronpa fan and I have no idea what you're talking about
Patrician taste
>What would Felicia dress up as for Halloween?
I think Felicia should be kept away from Halloween parties in general - I imagine Darkstalkers are pretty busy around the end of October.
>Okay, now you've got dumb ass kidnapped by Hedlok. How well does Twintelle do in rescuing you?
As long as she keeps her distance, charges her Rush Meter and counters at the right time then she should be fine.
>Volcana gets a wish from a genie! How ironically does she get screwed over?
She'd probably wish that she and Titania never got their powers... which would of course lead to the inevitable BAD END where everything went to shit as a result because butterfly effect, leading to her undoing the wish somehow.