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Sorry excuse for a thread, op.
this is getting kinda sad
He said funny comics, tard.
Every time, man
>Doesn't know about colors
lol
Haha
anywhere i can find all of these?
someone who is poor probably made this
There is/was a class-based online FPS called Dino D Day. One of the dinosaur classes is/was a microraptor suicide bomber.
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Apparently the author made an edit to make this one less brutal.
>Gets a stable job, can afford to go to college even though he doesn't need to, pays off his mortgage in just 30 years, goes on vacations to comfy & safe spots, doesn't cowtow to illegals, gives up pipe-dreams about being an author, respects his parents and authority...
Sounds like the most exceptionally awesome person you'd ever be likely to meet. Pure Chad. The person who made this, hating on people for being happy and stable, is probably the kind of degenerate who thinks dressing in black and listening to Linkin Park makes him rebellious, and therefore, deserves to be gassed.
the first two panels are funny on their own
Man that game went to shit.
you know I never quite assimilated the fact, but
Comedy is really fuckin hard to write
Writing comedy is easy, it's the execution that's difficult. The fine line of comedy is what separates Kaufman from Kardashian.
Or you know, the one posted is the edit.
This one seems like something Batman would do.
oh, come on. immigration and interracial marriage is not going to magically turn japan into new york. that's retarded.
nice.
That one in particular, you're supposed to laugh at the cluelessness of the edit.
I agree, there's nothing magical about it. It's all quite scientific, diabolically biological even.
fuck off
A lot of people fail at executing it well because they don't understand how certain types of comedy can translate to different mediums. Sometimes average/hacky jokes can be saved through vocal inflection/sight gags when in a visual or auditory medium, but fall flat on paper, and vice versa.
I recently had a roommate who was (no exaggeration) genuinely psychotic, and one of the things that would set him off would be people not laughing at dumb jokes he would make that completely did not work in a spoken word format, causing him to tear his hair out, break things and accuse people of being too stupid to 'get' him. It was both educational, enlightening (I no longer feel so socially inept in comparison), scary and very, very sad.
epic simply epic
gimmie a break, you almost certainly don't understand global warming, and there's a 50% chance you're a creationist. don't give me shit about science when you almost certainly don't know what the word means.
What's wrong?
this one is funny because it's true
One class we had a curve-graded final where I got a 96% and the next best grade in the class was below 80%. I think about that sometimes.
Based free thinker
>You guys didn't use protection. I checked
>She's not pregnant. I checked
Hey
Use protection next time.
Will Robin check?
reminds me of rusty brown.
He will.
And he'll check if your girlfriend's pregnant.
lol
What if that was what he actually wanted? I fucking hate fags that think everyone has something special about them and if they don't exploit it that they have somehow failed at life.
more like laugh at you
interracial marraige is okay if it's white and asian. any other options is bad
If it's any consolation, Grading on a curve is dumb and if anyone failed because they got 16% less, then they didn't know the material worth shit.
This bothers me because it could be up to five days after sex before the sperm+egg meet and get implanted so there wouldn't be any way of knowing if one was about to get pregnant before that.
I feel personally attacked.
wholesome
This is the most contrarian post I've ever seen.
my favorite he he
>society free of hate
>white "people" are still hateful
can't blame them. nobody likes being surrounded by poos and niggers
Shut up, cumskin
Why is she licking battletoads
You don't lick your favorite games?
this, so much. I licked yesterday deluxe edition of HOMM3
Too cruel, Chuck.
Wow, nice assumptions.
You fucking nigger.
I wonder if he goes Bleh Bleh Bleh
2nd from the right.
You're a moron.
I feel like there needs to be an edit where Robin's gloves are dripping red throughout this page.
Why would anyone ever know that?
Why don't you?
I want you to learn colors in two months, user. If you fail and come back to us with excuses then we're done talking.
OC from a million years ago
This is good.
I thought the joke would be about the bully becoming the bottom rung because he's using graphs.
>dragonforce
>hardest metal known to man
lel
The Natsu version is infinitely superior.
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this is the hardest metal known to man
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>Humanity today is facing a massive extinction: languages are disappearing at an unprecedented pace. And when that happens, a unique vision of the world is lost. With every language that dies we lose an enormous cultural heritage; the understanding of how humans relate to the world around us; scientific, medical and botanical knowledge; and most importantly, we lose the expression of communities’ humor, love and life. In short, we lose the testimony of centuries of life.
>Over 40 percent of the world’s approximate 7,000 languages are at risk of disappearing.
I'm not going to argue that New York and Tokyo will be roughly identical anytime soon, but it's also silly to argue that nothing will be lost in globalization.
It's almost as if the issue isn't very clear cut and we're not going to settle it here, so we should just agree to disagree and go back to laughing at these funny comics.
hehe funny comics
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>Triple Ho
Heh
>Anons thinking they know shit
Magenta is actually a really poorly defined color. All of the colors in pic related are within magenta's defined color range, for instance. And while, yes, there is a standardized example of magenta used for printing, none of the wires are a perfect match for it. There's also a separate, different hex-coded color that's considered the standardized web color for magenta too, so there's not even one universally agreed upon magenta among standardized instances of the color. And that's not even getting into different languages using different ranges for the color.
This is not a game you can win.
>Chongo
Dude's a scumbag pedo, do not repost.
You shut up, shitskin.
There is truth to this one. The long term effects of globalization will kill all natural cultures and replace them with a singular one and a bunch of sub cultures.
Good if you want to make products that fit as many as possible without having to adjust your marketing tactics, a shame if you dislike the culture of multicultural nations like America or Brasil and/or prefer privacy and modesty.
Not an inherently good or bad outcome, but I think it is a shame.
>i don't like [person] for irrelevant arbitrary reasons
If you can't seperate art and artist, then you're not old enough to post here no matter what your birth certificate says.
>I should be free to hate people so I can respect people's differences and see them as equals
And don't say they magically wouldn't hate each other - there wouldn't be a border without the hate. The scenario on the left doesn't happen. That comic is right-wing doublethink.
Good fucking god even in funny comic threads it devolves into arguing. Y'all need to STFU and post comics.
>IM GAY:The comic
Baite
>borders are haaaate
kill yourself
>separating art and artists
>posts an underage anime girl
Pedo apologist. Don't you have a Discord to scurry back to, vermin?
>artist is a legit pedo
>HURR SEPARATE THE ART
Or just don't know propagate art produced by a literal pedo and give non-pedos a chance, you know?
If the comic's funny it's funny.
I dont know the author, and the comics not about pedophillia, so it doesn't matter, does it?
That's not what I said.
you didn't say
>there wouldn't be a border without the hate
?
Kek
absolute mong
>underage anime girl
>hurr drawings are real
(You) blew it.
>pls don't support my competition ;_;
What a roundabout way to say you are so shitty you can't even come up with something better than the strip in the OP.
Regarding the pedo accusations, I'm going to assume they're not real and you're both retards that thinks drawings are real.
dude sheeple lmao
Goes to show that comic was much smarter than anticipated
I don't get it.
The force from the car would still send Batman flying. He'd still survive but maybe suffer from some bad whiplash.
As some who has traveled the world extensively, I do feel there is SOME truth to this. Just look at how homogenized modern cities and fashions are now compared to 200 years ago.
>Calarts or Nazis
Ooh...tough call
>X-Com.jpg
I probably wouldn't want to travel to most places 200 years ago.
Is it a Blade Runner reference?
No, it's a JoJo reference.
get the fuck out of Yea Forums, election tourist
...Is that a new one?
Yeah, it would also take me 45 days, long term starvation, 7 types of diseases along the way, a few “surgeries”, and 30 years of travel experience to travel anywhere 200 years ago
this made me sad so I changed it a bit.
now it's nice.
hahaha good one
>there wouldnt be a border without the hate
u sound like someone that never crossed a border in ur life
For those of you who want to protect global culture I've got to ask why you care so much?
Most cultures are about doing retarded shit and acting smug about it like drinking cow piss and acting like you're closer to God. Most cultures deserve to be wiped out
That one is an edit This, here, is the original.
>There is truth to this one.
No, there really isn't. Even in occidental countries, you can walk kilometres without encountering anything but white, the moment you leave big cities.
No need to do an edit, someone already did that way back when.
Hilter was a good technical artist. There I said it.
Fucking kek
>That one is an edit
>user explicitly says "I changed it" in
Cute.
I don't think every culture is worth protecting, but globalisation tries to force American culture and values on everyone else and fuck that shit. Shove your idiotic culture up your ass, most civilised countries would already be much better as a standard.
What is this from?
Never fails to make me smile.
You are not very good at reading, user.
That one is an edit The original is there Do you understand, now ?
>scientific advances are in any way tied to cultural changes
You're an idiot. The Japanese could still be wearing robes everywhere and that wouldn't keep Sony from existing.
Because it makes the world a more interesting place.
Wishful thinking by some lameo artist who draws comics on the internet for a living and nobody knows his name.
>Not being attracted to black guys
Typical of a gay
Who are the women in the second comic suppose to represent.
the library of alexandria was burned by people who thought their culture was the only one worth preserving.
Conesole tans are cirnge
everyone speaking the same language is probably a good thing. countless wars have been started over miscommunication and a complete failure to understand another's culture.
Based but also cringe
Killing blacks is good
Abortions is bad and encourages vapid roasties
The guy who draw this also draw a comic where he tell you that you should waste all of your economy and cut all ties with your friends and familly to larp as a game of throne character.
dude, you're arguing for "cultural purity"
you should check out the KKK website, they say the exact same shit these days.
the library of alexandria was burned by intolerant christians. Ironically, it's intolerant christians today who are dropping bombs on half the planet.
>Abortions is bad
How do you know ? Have you ever got one ?
The process itself isnt bad, but if people are too lazy to use contraceptives, it just promotes indecisiveness and promiscuity.
STDS are getting pretty bad user
no, but not having the boats that brought japan gunpowder would stop sony from existing, dumbass.
the real problem that you're fighting is that boats and planes exist. and you're not gonna win that battle.
>but if people are too lazy to use contraceptives,
Pregnancies can happen despite the use of contraceptive. Not only that, but in certain areas, they teach abstinence only, which result in the highest rate of teen-pregnancies.
morning after pill
Not always effective, still not given information about in abstinence only area, and sometimes a mean of contraception has failed without you noticing.
You can just tell that you have no idea about what you are talking about user, it would be faster.
thats only an argument in a scenario where either contraceptives are free or everybody has a well-paying job, rape is unheard of, and child support payments begin at five weeks after conception if the father refuses to financially support the child willingly, at least 29 months paid paternity leave for anybody involved in carrying, birthing, and raising a child, and parents are able to take out life support on the unborn child to cover if a miscarriage causes physical complications for the mother that incurs medical expenses, and a whole overarching culture where people are willing to contribute anything needed to any mother and her child both before and after its birth with no questions asked. also anyone caught sabotaging the effectiveness of contraceptives willfully or through negligence has to pay for every single cost involved in the carrying, birthing, and rearing of the resulting child for the rest of the child's life
if you can't guarantee that then we're better off with abortions for any who want them
did you know that rapes are less than 2% of abortions
haha i find that funny haha
and did you know most women orgasm during rape haha
Every time I see this I just think Mordocai after the park.
well, congratulations on winning the edgy award.
do you know bou fa?
Woudn't it be funny f their eggs smell like fart haha
Good job on that test user
Console-tans are cute.
You're an idiot and a faggot. It was destroyed before Christianity became the religion of Rome when a Roman army was recapturing the city.
do you want people you view as bad to raise children? the only other choice is
>adoption
lmao the kid is fucked either way
I often wonder if Luce Cannon has romantic interest in Barry Friendly.
Japan got gunpowder from China before Europeans reached it. Boats and planes existing isn't what leads to the homogenization of world cultures. It makes it possible, but it isn't the cause. Desiring that places around the world keep their traditional culture as the basis of their modern culture, just with modern technology on top, isn't an opposition to modern convenience.
Ach, yeah. Damn, i hate single mothers so much
Plenty of people speak the same language and still don't understand each other.
I'd rather encourage a culture in which the actions which lead to single-motherhood are discouraged. Abortion does not encourage that culture.
Saurce?
What's a Linkin Park?
The Library of Alexandria was destroyed/heavily damaged at least four times.
48 BC: Julius Caesar accidentally burns the library when he sets fire to his ships and the fire spreads from the docks. (Plutarch, Life of Caesar)
272 AD (roughly): Several areas of Alexandria (including the Library) are damaged when Emperor Aurelian suppresses Queen Zenobia's revolt. (per Ammianus Marcellinus)
391 AD: Emperor Theodosius I makes paganism illegal. Anti-Arian riots take place, and destroy many religious objects (Socrates of Constantinople, Historia Ecclesiastica), although I find it unclear whether the scrolls of knowledge in the Library were actually destroyed.
642 AD: The Muslim army captures Alexandria. ~500 years later, several accounts of the invasion mention the destruction of the Library and/or some or all of its contents by the order of Caliph Omar (such as Al-Qifti, History of Learned Men)
we're both right, bro, but considering the original statement
>the library of alexandria was burned by people who thought their culture was the only one worth preserving.
that's clearly referring to the time either christians or muslims burned it down, making me more right than you.
more people don't understand each other when THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND ONE ANOTHER.
it's still an improvement.
Looks like KC Green.
you're fighting the tide here, bro. except in this case the tide is human lives and you fighting it just leads to more human misery because you're trying to force a way of life onto people that want to live in whatever way they want.
abortion is quite possibly the most anti-single mother thing you could advocate for tho.
I sometimes get to phantasm (not in the sexual way), that Alexandrians valuing knowledge above all, I can't believe they'd only let their most precious repository accessible to all without making a back-up of it first. I get to dream that somewhere, concealed in a secret cave lies all of the originals from before the first burning, with all the cumulative knowledge of the reachable world since 300 BC, with the public library contianing the copies accessible to everyone.
This place is forgotten by time, but still there, waiting to be discovered, ready to change our whole knowledge and perception of the world.
It is possible. Let me dream.
Does anyone have the comic where it's a man with a very wide stance and there's another guy pointing to an equally wide horse saying something like, 'i believe this is yours'. It's just one panel.
>if anime was real
it literally is. it stops potential single mothers from existing. bother for the potential mother, and the potential child, who, being raised by a poor single mother, would be at a much higher risk of becoming one herself.
>it literally is.
I was agreeing with you. Maybe it would have been clearer if I had used the image of a slamdunk.
assasaurus rex gives an impression of sarcasm. what with the ok symbol literally coming out of his ass.
adoption>death
How Kafkaesque
Wheres the... oh.
Where is the punchline?
It just seems in tone with the board.
remember, if you post the sound of that robot, you get banned for 12 hours
>I don't value thousands of years of culture in the form of language at all
You are worthless.
I want traditional cultures to be more important than poor facsimiles of Anglo culture. I support this idea. How is supporting this, in any way, causing suffering? Did I hurt someone's feelings?
WHIRRRR
So, you said it was destroyed by muh evil christians, and yet, there is simply one example of very early Christian riots which damaged a (successor) library?
Sounds like being wrong to me.
Besides that, how was that even relevant to the conversation at hand? And your worthless statement that Christians are "bombing half the planet" is absolutely ridiculous.
it hurts the feelings of multi-billionaires that wanna add another digit to their income
>thought crimes!
>make me feel famous and special or I'll start a world war and genocide a race.
Seems fair.
>he's never pumped so hard he broke a condom
lol look at this nerd
I love it
>If you would all stay in your own countries, I wouldn't have to be a nazi!
This is your brain on /pol/.
How about edited panels?
Yeah but his pieces were boring and had no real identity to them.
>put words in others' mouths
>gets the same done to him
>buh buh but that's not what I said >:c
>God is eliminated because he is omnipresent
Is that the motion of trying to set off a suicide bomb?
Reminded me of this.
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Considering I also see Plum and Burgundy in your image, interpretation is key.
It also makes the comic far less funny.
He really wasn't, his perspective was all over the place.
I recognize those two in the back.
I think the new direction DC is taking aquaman is a bit odd, but i'm looking forward to how they handle it
The entire human experience is contained in this comic. It's the pinnacle of comics.
then the ghost camr
i don't know why this is so funny
it just is
But why would a vampire need a space suit anyway?
They can't breath in space.
listen here you little shit
I still don't get it.
>jerma rumble
What is this? I saw something similar for Sokka but all of the steps were different. This looks fun though
>if people are too lazy to use contraceptives
Most people who don't use contraceptives don't do it because they're not taught to in the first place. They think they'll be fine fucking on the "safe" days or just pulling out.
And then there are men who just refuse to wear a condom and men and women who go along with it for fear of losing their partner.
There's lots of factors. Reducing all that to "too lazy" is harmful.
It's pretty bad.
I played warhammer for so many years that I recognize colors more on their gamesworkshop paint name than their actual color.
Deviantart/tumblr memes.
>And then there are men who just refuse to wear a condom
Sometime, they say they are going to wear it, but then remove it in the middle of the action.
There is no "punch-line"
What was the source of this again ?
I think it would be funnier if he said "No meat touching ma'am"
>Go overseas once or twice in your life, always somewhere safe and easy
Some of us don't like traveling
Some of us like having our organs stay on the inside because we didn't get stabbed in Brazil
I wish the comic had updates again.
>elemeno
>x to tha z
That part was chuckleworthy.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HUFF IT, NOT SNORT IT! What an idiot.
I always overthink this one. The white guys are smarter for not sacrificing one to break the chain, but at the same time they aren't even on the right track
>but at the same time they aren't even on the right track
Well it's partly about perspective, but also two sets of chains on the track has a higher chance for derailment.
Trains don't give a fuck about gaps in the track but bouncing on small shit on the track is easily going to derail the train. But also, both parties are retarded because the train isn't going to just cut the chain when it hits. It might just squash the chain first and then yank both of them into the wheels and turn them into meat juice anyway.
They could've gotten some fucking rocks and smashed the chain but then we'd have no comic.
The vacuum of space makes all your blood vessels burst and the blood to boil off.
As do I, but it looks the the artist is now working for Cartoon Network, so at least they got to live their dream
based ghost
Yeah, that's why I'm not really bitching about it that much.
But refreshing that page once a week only to see the same Kratos comic is just depressing.
user, it may be time to put down the torch. Maybe just check every 6 months or so
If everyone wrote a book who’d print publish and edit them?
Everyone self-publish.
Glad I don’t live in that world.
I want to see a version where the encouraged artist grows up to be a 400lb meatblob living at home, screaming that her webcomic about technicolor lgbtqavix@%$+ dinosaurs is a big deal while her dad looks on with a crushed soul.
This is adorable.
And then they go and live in a cupboard for a decade.
Or an Ecuador embassy, it depends.
This one is great, but all his others are pretty bad
Really? That looks more like fuchsia.
My favorite so far.
>passionate about spending time with his children
>realizes high school foreign language classes are worthless time filler
>teachers daughter to defend herself from perverts
>pushes youngest to grow and proactively creates an environment where she can
>has taught children to embrace hard work
Is the punchline that this loon is literally the world's best parent?
it's funny because he 100% deserves it
>eating fastfood in the middle of a gym
>while occupying a bench
god i want to bully him
Future Quest
cracker
This is one of the shittiest Zenpencils.
Don't, that's what he wants!
Context?
what about the one where all the artist of the world deface the moon and write Art on it
wholesome
Star Wars yandere confesses her love to Darth Vader after dumpster diving.
>shit
>Zenpencils
That's literally how to describe his stuff. He doesn't consider that people need to, you know, eat.
He's also great at glossing over the practice and years of mediocrity.
>oh, come on. immigration and interracial marriage is not going to magically turn japan into new york. that's retarded.
Oh no no no...
all cities look the fucking same. if you're doing hardcore travelling you go to look at mountains and castles and shit.
>No, there really isn't. Even in occidental countries, you can walk kilometres without encountering anything but white, the moment you leave big cities.
I think you're out of your depth here. user's comment isn't about race. It's about the growing uniformity of culture as a product of corporate initiatives and globalization. This song sums it up.
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>It's about the growing uniformity of culture
Which isn't a thing either.nYou move froma city to an other city and it's alreadya different microcosm.
even within big cities, you will see a change of culture and mentality depending of mentality. the uniformisation of culture is an other buzzword created by people as an excuse to create fear of others.
In the end, to destroy a culture you need to activelley work to make it it go with systemic re-education and erasing of root. It doesn't happen otherwise.
what actually happens is a growing of an over-arching culture transmited by mass media that add itself over your personal culture.
Furthermore, the preservation of your own culture is not down by baring the way to other cultures but by education and transmission of your own.
This sin't a zero-sum game.
>you should check out the KKK website, they say the exact same shit these days.
I'm not in necessarily in agreement with the user you're replying to, but these days invoking the KKK isn't going to persuade someone of anything. People aren't happy, a lot of people want to live among their own. In Europe they see their cultures be eroded and their populations being replaced by people incompatible with their history and national ideologies. Ethnic diversity has been proven consistently to increase social tensions and decrease social cohesion. Dismissing fears about cultural erosion as "racist" or "KKK" is what has done more to power the rise of the nationalist movements across the world than anything else. Globalization will probably stop within our lifetimes now.
so you're saying tourists ruin everything?
>In Europe they see their cultures be eroded
It really isn't. fuck, europe is one of the countries who make the best work preserving and transmitting its various cultures and history.
Does anyone else think that this was probably made by someone that thinks snakes are sexually attractive?
i think it's probably made by someone who owns snakes and thinks they're cuter than they are.
>I'm so okay with the fact that I got an abortion
>Like, totally cool with it, it's great, best decision, would never do it differently if I had the chance to go back and fix all my mistakes
>I'm totally fine with going against some of the most serious standards of my culture
>It's great that my family has rejected me for not doing my "biological duty"
>I totally have no remorse for this act at all, no motherly instinct that regrets it
>Nope, it bothers me so little that I will just go ahead and write/draw dozens of webcomics specifically about me talking to my unborn baby because I'm just sooo over it
>Haha, I wouldn't want to like, just see my baby, or like, hold it, or have the chance to talk to it a bit, ha ha, that would be stupid... ha...
>*Makes another webcomic about how stupid it would be to want to see your unborn baby*
>Yeah, totally don't care. Got way more important things to do in my life than to still obsess over an abortion I got years ago now
>Maybe I should make another webcomic about it
>europe is one of the countries
Even with obscenely strict border and media control, cultures will change over time. The language itself will be different over the course of generations.
can't remember her instagram name, but from what i've seen of her comics, it's probably good she has no kids to inherit her mental disorders
I used to own a ball python when I was a teen and that person is definitely drawing one. Their defensive mechanism is to curl up into a ball when threatened, that's how harmless they are to anything except a mouse. Mine would even get bullied if we put a live mouse in with him, but then it was probably old or depressed from living such a dull existence. All in all it was pretty damn cute and gave nice neck massages. It had a whole mouth filled with sharp teeth instead of just two fangs, though. The teeth are hardly an upside with constrictors.
that's sweet. sounds like you had some good times.
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>all cities look the fucking same
...what?
I could never tell if the punch line is that a pedo was dressed up as the king of Atlantis in some convoluted scheme to prey on children, or that the actual king of Atlantis was mistaken for a wanted pedophile.
Unironically yes.
The real king of atlantis probably wouldn't let himself be arrested
>was 12 when Summer Games came out
It checks out.
He's on land. What's he gonna do, make some whales beach themselves? Unless it's Poseidon himself he ain't gonna do shit.
All mountains look the fucking same.
>What's he gonna do, make some whales beach themselves?
I keked audibly, good job user
>Yakuza 0
how does this guy not know which country he's entering?
Because it's a bad comic that relies entirely on virtue signalling.
>pays off mortgage in 30 years
>is extremely old by the time he retires
If he didn't pay off the mortgage early, why wouldn't he have enough savings to retire by like 50 or so? Wouldn't he just max his 401k?
>I value culture because I think it gives me a unique identity like the millions of others that belong to the same culture instead of defining my own individuality
You are worthless.
wool-head, boogat, black ice, tar baby, porch monkey, sambo. Niggers like you are so lazy they can't even slur right.
It is amazing how it's everyone's fault but theirs that they're stupid, isn't it?
shut the fuck up saltine shouldn't you be busy getting cucked right now?
Dude, snakes are cute af
This thread reminds me why I like snakes more than people
this one is nice
He gets ready for Christmas though.
>2008
Where did the time go...
Happy pride month everyone
kek
Fucker, you think I care about how many STDs you've contracted this month? I have other things to do like having a fucking job so I can pay for your ass to sit around and fuck my wife all day. You little nignog, I wouldn't fuck her even if she wanted me to, she's a disgusting crazy bitch. I'll just fap to the recording later when I have time. Everyone can get laid and have sex, it's not that hard, but do you have insurance and healthcare? Yeah, go back to dying in an alleyway cause you couldn't even land a job on the plantation because miguel cucked you out of that too.
>Wait a minute, that's no sign!
>That's Sign!
kek
it's really fucking extraordinary that he was deaf, like what the fuck
He probably wasn't 100% completely deaf. He could likely hear a very dulled, distant sound. Like when you're legally blind but you can still see, just not well enough to not trip over your own feet like a piece of garbage.
Also he was playing the piano loud enough to be heard in a theatre hall. He wasn't exactly slightly caressing the keys with puny notes.
Is this JoJo?
fucksha is a dumb word
how would that be fair even if he hadn't been single...
Is the repulsive art part of the joke?
lmao
wtf is wrong with you
>when you read that "The Animator's Survival Kit" passage alway posted on Yea Forums and decide to just rip that off
he kind of brought it up out of nowhere, so maybe they met at an arm wrestling convention
His Deafness broke out in 1798 and Beethoven had lost 60% of his hearing by 1801. In 1816 he was completely deaf. He died at age 56 in 1827. As that comic definitely depicts him as in his older years of 45+ he would have been already completely deaf.
Wow. I never knew violence could solve my problems!
He likely could still play just fine if solely due to the vibrations of the keys.
It bothers me how overly eager cyborg was to "hit the showers"
cyborg wants to rust to death so he can be free of those comics
i don't understand
He doesnt give a shit about the ones hes not attracted to but its so sad when the one HE likes isnt attracted to HIM. Boo hoo.
I like this one
>I can stop everyone from hating other people if I hate people that disagree with me enough
This is funny though.
I had to work WWE Wrestlemania last year. I don't watch wrestling but this comic pretty much describes how I saw the whole thing from backstage haha.
what the one with the cigar represents ???
I fucking love Oglaf so much.
Not everything has a punchline. Not everything that is humorous is a joke.
Are you by any chance legitimately mentally disabled or are you just stupid?
holy shit
That person has mental issues and sees a psychiatrist, according to some user in one of the threads about her batshit comics that used to pop regularly some time ago. She should not be making a public comic about it but yes, everyone including her knows that there's something wrong with her. It's old news and an old comic.
There's a difference between a gradual change over hundreds of years and a sudden over one or two generations, and there's a difference between natual changes and replacing a culture. Just ask greeks why their culture is more similar to the Turkish one than to the ancient version of their own.
>tfw comics like this remind you of old buddies visiting you and laughing their asses off when you showed them these comics
based Quino
it's impossible for me to not laugh at this image
An innocent man going to jail isn't funny.
The joke is that he'd been single for so long that his dominant hand got really strong from masturbation, and he used that to his advantage.
fuck you faggot this made me laugh
woah
Because the hats they wear are especially tiny?
based
thats pretty funny
Quino
I like these comics. The chick from Kiwi Blitz, right?
Mary Cagle, yes. Always a pleasure to read.
well that was a trip
>that deliciously evil shit eating grin in the last panel
Joncomics is a god among men
Is this wholesome?
I love how Beartato doesn't even react, he just corrects him.
Soldier and Zhanna are a perfect couple.
>Chris_Farley.PNG
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Nah, man, as a fan of the bi-penis myself, I can tell you that that image was made by a chick with a pet python, not a snake-o-phile.
This is actually amazing
The face makes it
worth it
Early Peanuts were a riot, man
It's fuckin' vodka, man.
would be funnier if the top panel was cut off
Farley died of an overdose.
>guy looks nothing like Bush
>he’s mixing urine and feces
>that somehow makes him an incompetent head of state
I don’t get it.
there's a james bond book about m decided bond was too unhealthy and sending him to a fancy health spa to eat yogurt.
So was Pooh come to think of it.
Where did they think the empty space suits were coming from
... wait... that means his dad also...
fuck
It's a parody.
why did he stop being funny?
Operation Thunderbolt
Why am I laughing so hard at this
I have never seen Yea Forums so accurately represented
>Globalization will probably stop within our lifetimes now.
Yeah, I'm sure they'll just wall off the internet.
Unless your real concern is race, and not culture. In which case you should really just say so.
Is this literally Soldier?
>Japan got gunpowder from China
You dumbass. You complete buffoon. You just misconstrued your own point.
Wii U.
The others are PS4 and XBone.
Why?
The top adds to it.
I love this.
Pretty good
I love the WTF comics
Lol this is cute
I don’t get it
>but where are games
L M A O
Why should I care who he is and what he does if the content he makes is good?
Because I have no interest in being a bugman like you city slicker. Don't you have an appointment with a noose to get to?
It ain't edgy If it's true. Rape is a social construct prove me wrong.
I mean he's not wrong
But snakes are sexually attractive?
Why the hell are you haveing all the unprotected extra marital sex in the first place. Like, you should have 2-3 max before trying to settle down.
>you should have 2-3 max before trying to settle down.
>2-3 max
The fuck ?
Seriously, you don't just sin "a little bit". Nobody's allowed "2-3 murders max".
>you don't just sin
>sin
The fuck ?
What, why should you really risk it by going more than 2-3 times just for the sex. After that try and settle down with someone, it's ok if it doesn't work out but I don't get randomly sleeping around after that.
>why should you really risk
The fuck ?
Why should you risk the fuck indeed user
Typical in general*
The answer is in the question.
Ok but why fuck randos when you could fuck a committed partner?
More like wishful thinking on the part of all of my haters who think that because they made themselves belong to me that I will be obligated to end their human existence of suffering.
Why not fuck rando up until you met that partner ?
i meant the pc guy, cant makeup what means in that panel
Who's the kid supposed to be?
it's probably that he doesn't feel confident in his ability to write Cyborg's dialogue accurately so he just has him repeat one thing he knows he said before
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This.
to be fair, israel might as well be part of america
Gee willickers, it's just like my Chick tracts!
Because the sex feels meaningless and the risk of pregnancy/disease keeps rising?
You're not going to stumble on a committed partner either, you need to be out looking for one, so why look for quick fucks when you could look for a partner.
I really don't feel the need for a partner.
That's kinda silly dontcha think? Maintaining a long term sexual relationship exclusive to two people has the highest chance of avoiding disease and pregnancy. What value could fucking random people constantly, even at the equivalent rate, have over that? One seems the poor product.
Mac > Wii > PS > PC > XB (cuteness ranking)
Right out the window. Trying to hold on, didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go.
Not everyone has interest in getting with someone, you know ?
It's hard for people to think that people are different
But you do want to fuck Randos. Thats the part I don't get, a committed partner could give you all that with less risk, where is the drawback.
whenever i read these I always read them in a robotic echo-y voice with loud white noise playing in the background
That I don't want to be committed.
500th post
I TRIED SO HAAARD
>mr enter attempts to assassinate zeus cervas for being a horrible writer who never gets anything right
>the snake was written by cervas
thats what i was thinking
based
Who the fuck came up with Johnny Quest? Were Hannah and Barbera hanging out with Hunter S Thompson or something?
Yeah but, why? What's the negative?
No negative, not interested.
Being tied down to an ol' ball and chain, man. Gotta be free like the wind to shitpost on Yea Forums!