Godzilla versus Thor. The entire butt-fucking planet is the arena. Who takes it?
Godzilla versus Thor. The entire butt-fucking planet is the arena. Who takes it?
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Which Godzilla and which Thor?
Monsterverse Godzilla and MCU Thor.
>FRAUDZILLA
>BUTT-FUCKING
SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT HAW HAW HAW
This dude is more powerful than Godzilla and Thor has whipped his ass multiple times.
draw
I haven't seen King of Monsters yet so feel free to discard my opinion, but all I'll add is that Thor took the full force from a dying star and lasted for a few seconds and that was without Stormbreaker. which instantly rejuvenated him.
>I don't read comics
Based protector of the children
Probably for the best, considering what they've become in recent years.
This battle makes no sense. Thor would just need to drop his hammer on Godzilla's tongue or inside of his mouth and he will remain paralyzed. Plus he's defeated monsters more powerful than him.
>implying Godzilla wouldn't be worthy
I'm betting Gamera poster isn't actually Gamera. Gamera has too much class to bother posting here. It's probably some c-tier monster like Baragon pretending to be a more important monster.
I would root for Godzilla but Thor is too powerful.
Godzilla has destroyed cities and killed innocent people on a regular basis throughout his history. Pretty sure that might make him unworthy. You're better just putting him up against someone who isn't a fucking god.
Fuckoff, I'm really Gamera. That said Baragon is a B-tier, maybe low A-Tier. Varan is a solid A-Tier despite his reclusive appearance patterns.
GAMERA I SWEAR TO GOD
>confirmed Baragon
I contend that because Godzilla is non-sapient, it would be able to move Mjolnir by bypassing the worthiness enchantment. Godzilla isn't "worthy", he's a beast; it wouldn't apply too him.
Depends on the Godzilla and Thor version
Slow your roll, pal. Thor dropped his hammer in the mouth beastly dragon that Sutr sent after him and the dragon dropped like my ex wife after looking me in the eye.
nope he is not me
Shut up King Caesar.
Not monsterverse, but Godzilla has canon swam through the earths mantle from one volcano to another
I have no idea which is hotter. I can't remember if a dying star is hotter or colder than a normal star
Thor via being stronger and being the one with better hacks.
>The absolute state of Baragon in 2019
See, now Rodan seems like the kind of asshole that would post here.
Also, Godzilla isn't Godzilla, it's just Gigan shit-posting.
from what Vs battle explains Kiryu Saga Godzilla is a much fairer fight
>movie is flopping
Shit hurts, user. Don't remind me.
Good. CGI dinosaur has no business existing especially when he's covered in darkness and CGI rain to hide the fact the CGI is shit.
Definitely, I love monsterverse but jap Zillas are on a different level sometimes.
>Monsterverse Godzilla vs MCU Thor
Godzilla
>Godzilla at his strongest vs Thor at his strongest
Thor
Godzilla eats Thor
You can tell the critics have never watched kaiju kino before because most of the reviews are bitching about "why aren't the human characters more interesting?!" or "the godzilla movie is prioritizing visuals over story, this sucks!", but honestly the movie seems to be doing well financially and the audiences certainly like it so I wouldn't really say it's flopping
>but honestly the movie seems to be doing well financially
user...
MCU Thor is still objectively more powerful than Monsterverse Godzilla nor can he do anything against Thor's hammer. This is not up for debate.
Isn't Marvel Godzilla OP as fuck? He could probably shitfuck Thor with Mjolnir if he tried that shit.
Chinks will save it
You're literally asking and using words like "probably". I think that should sum it up.
OH NO WAY FLOPZILLA IS- GASP- FLOPPING?
MAYBE BEING A MASSIVE FATASS FOR HIS AMERICAN MOVIES HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT
OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE HE'S A NO-TALENT LOSER WHO'S BEEN COASTING ON HIS FRANCHISE'S SIMILARITY TO MINE
HOW MANY POOR WELL-MEANING MOVIEGOERS WENT TO SEE GODZILLA: KING OF THE FLOPSTERS IN THE HOPES THAT IT WOULD BE SIMILAR TO ONE OF MY HIGH-GROSSING, OSCAR-WINNING MOVIES?
BUT INSTEAD OF AN AMAZING MOVIE ABOUT A GIANT MONSTER WITH A BIG HEART WHO IS FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN AND SAVES THE DAY, THEY GOT A BIG FAT MUTATED IGUANA HAVING MUTANT SEX WITH HIS THREE-HEADED FUCKBUDDY
MAYBE ONE DAY AMERICAN STUDIOS WILL DECIDE TO GIVE ME A CALL AND HELP RESTORE THE GOOD NAME OF KAIJU MOVIES IN THE EYES OF AMERICANS AFTER TWATZILLA MADE US ALL LOOK BAD, BUT THAT'LL HAVE TO WAIT BECAUSE I'M CURRENTLY BUSY FILMING MY NEW MOVIE TRILOGY
P.S. BARAGON STOP IMPERSONATING ME I KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME AND IT'S WEIRD AS FUCK I'M NOT A HOMO YOU CAN ASK ALL OF MY SUPERMODEL GIRLFRIENDS
P.P.S. I WOULD GO HOMO FOR KONG THOUGH, NOT GONNA LIE
If thor has stormbreaker I figure yeah can one shot him. You seen how easily it cut through his armor
Baragon-posting should be ban worthy
It's flopping because no one cares about kaiju shit outside of a minority of nip otakus and weebs.
Come on Gamera, not now.
>Gamera shitposting in a Godzilla thread to cover his own massive insecurity
This will never not make me smile
I'd have to give Godzilla the win, especially if it's just got nuked Godzilla
Heard it was doing good
Its getting graded low by shit reviewers who expected some sort of super great plot with the humans while its getting rated super high audience reviews who got exactly what they wanted. Giant monsters beating the fucking shit out of each other
Just a reminder that MCU took the FULL POWER of a dying star in order to create Stormbreaker, and just barely was able to survive to THEN grab Stormbreaker and then go fight against an entire army and still win.
Also, reminder that Stormbreaker is a weapon capable of amplying all the power the host has in order to stop the infinity gauntlet.
Even with Godzilla who has a lot of nuclear power, nothing stands against something that can break entire galaxies.
No shit. The only people who say Godzilla are just biastards who dont want to think about logic.
what? why goji?
it should be lightning vs lightning, alien vs alien.
I'm seeing KOTM tomorrow. Is it good?
>Tanks a dying star
>Jobs to Thanos with no stones
???
It is if you like Godzilla or monster fights.
It was ok, the reviews are about right. The plot was a bit silly, which would be fine if the monster fights were great.
But they were just okay, partially because the camera refused to pull back and let them be giant monsters. Nearly all the shots were pulled up to their torsos. You quickly lose any sense of scale with them because with how close the camera is, they might as well be 5 feet than 500. The shots that do actually show their scale are really fucking cool, but few and far in between. And because it's all close in and at night time, it becomes hard to parse what exactly is happening at times.
It did have some really cool moments, like Godzilla's underwater volcanic city. I had chills during that part. And some of the shots of Ghidora were really cool. But none of the action really did much for me. It's big climax moment certainly wasn't as great as Godzilla spitting lasers down the monster's throat in the previous movie (even though overall I enjoyed this one more than the 2014 installment)
I'd say it's about a C, which is a shame, I was looking forward to it.
Mothra was the true star of KOTM Y/Y?
i see allot of bitching but i dont get it. shit was dope and any negatives are easily forgiven for me and this is someone who grew up with gman.
>when burning godzilla emps you hear mothras ghost screeches
Monster Island Bud-RWAARRR
So what was up with the asian twin who appeared in one scene? Was that a reference to older godzilla movies, or just setting up for future installments?
Mothra's stories had her egg being cared for twin chinese shrine maidens.
It's a reference, with the chinese twins being decendents of a line of female twins.
>A tripfag with a shit opinion
Its actually not doing nearly as well as the 2014 movie, sadly. Unless ticket sales got a big boost Saturday and today.
They fucking slapped cameo's of the each twin and then had the asian girl be related to all of them
I can't remember if the asian girl herself was suppose to be chinese or japanese but that would usually win favors since she wasn't heavy handed and was there for a reference
either way a star is much, much hotter than any part of the Earth
They ran out of time to film it, but there was a post credits scene planned where the girl would meet her twin sister and start singing to another Mothra egg.
You sound like you have shit taste I came expecting monster fights I got monster fights and an awesome setup to monster universe. The crtics rating godzilla have no credits and should be shot.
Sure you got monster fights. But you could have had much better monster fights.
What's the point of kaijus if they don't even do anything with how big they are? What's the point of them literally throwing buildings at each other if you don't get any real sense that these are giant fucking monsters during the fights themselves?
Sounds like you are the one with shit tastes if you thought it was perfect for a kaiju movie. I wanted to like it, I really did, but it was just mediocre.
Right there with you, user. I was hyped as fuck fr this and I'm unreasonably salty at just how lack luster it was.
2014 was a snore, but the Godzilla vs. MUTO tag-team was so much more satisfying than Godzilla vs. Ghidorah Round 3 - the same fight but longer.
>What's the point of them literally throwing buildings at each other if you don't get any real sense that these are giant fucking monsters during the fights themselves?
You mean besides the insignificantly tiny people running around trying to avoid being caught in the maelstrom of these titanic beasts as they simply exist? Fucksake user Rodan simply swooping over a city caused hurricane force burning winds that destroyed buildings and plucked fighter jets from the sky like a bird snagging a fly. Is that not a good sense of scale?
It's doing fine. They just didn't pay off reviewers like Disney.
sh-shut up boco
didn't the strongest Godzilla survive a black hole?
That's one of the few moments they get it right. And then they ruin it by having him fucking burp when he eats the pilot.
Most of the fights are brief glimpses obscured in smoke/cloud/general darkness. Rodan's arrival is fantastic. And then he fucks off and gets jobbed by Mothra. Lame.
The coolest stars are still orders of magnitude hotter than even the core of the Earth. Nuclear fusion ain't nothin to fuck wit.
>trusting RT after the captain marvel debacle
>And then he fucks off and gets jobbed by Mothra
Don't you diss mothra. She held her own to a reasonable degree and was nearly killed in the fight with Rhodan.
He was fat and out of shape for 5 years of not doing anything. Thanos was literally in his prime, even without the Stones.
I'm still salty about the Endgame Thor nerf, but I understand why they did it.
It's made by Godzilla fans for Godzilla fans. As long as you go in knowing that the human plot is serviceable (yet ridiculous) as a vehicle for the giant monster fights than you're going to enjoy yourself, because it's fun.
To be fair, the Rodan intro and chase sequence is easily the best in the film.
Imagine fighting a small fly that can actually kill you given enough time. Only way Big G can win is by stunning Thor by dropping buildings on him or by going burning mode and releasing his nuclear pulse. In an open field, Thor can sting him to death since he's too fast and tiny.
>ohh waow thor can tank a star
>godzilla grows in power if he was ever thrown into a star
This.
>Earth's inner core temp = ~6000°C
>White Dwarf average temp = ~100000°C
A lightning flash is hotter than the surface of the sun and Godzilla tanks those just fine, what's your point?
>The coolest stars are still orders of magnitude hotter than even the core of the Earth
not true. The coldest star ever found is the brown dwarf CFBDSIR 1458 10b, and is only around 200 F
The human characters are shit- and that would be fine if they didn't eat up so much of the screen time.
Well, in the original Marvel Godzilla comic, despite Godzilla's protected status, Thor was the only Avenger who made Godzilla scream in pain.
>200F
Do you think all the other stars bully him by calling him a cuck that can't even boil water?
this is the first time i've enjoyed a copypasta, thank you, user
wrong
The 2014 Godzilla ended up getting Avengers level money opening weekend, then dropped off after that because everyone who wanted to see the movie saw it. I wouldn't be surprised at the same happening with this movie, only there is still an Avengers in the theater that people are still flocking to
Better then 2014 and I feel 2014 was one of the better Godzilla movies. People are over hyping the action though. It's there and it's fun but none of the fights are Pacific Rim level good.
I really enjoy it though, top 5 Godzilla movies for me but don't want to over hype it. I cried during KOTM
god I hope so
Reminder that Rodan saved America
That was actually one of the weaker Godzillas.
>Gareth Edwards' Godzilla and a critical and commercial success
>"BUT WHERE'S GODZILLA THERE'S NO GODZILLA I WANT NONSTOP GODZILLA"
I'm starting to think movies need good stories to be successful.
>Even though Legendary/Warner Bros. Godzilla: King of the Monsters led all movies at the domestic box office, it’s with lackluster results as the lizard has fallen below his stateside projections with $49M per the studio – and some rivals even see the pic’s 3-day lower at $47M. We’re also hearing at this early stage that Godzilla‘s overseas numbers may just be as ugly him. While Kong Skull Island ‘s business surged Saturday over Friday by 19%, King of the Monsters fell 17% from $19.7M on Friday to $16.3M.
Nidavellir breaks so many rules of physics so badly it's impossible to even make a meaningful guess as to what's going on there.
Worthiness is not based on modern morality.
wut
Sun's surface is approx 5500C
lightning can reach several times that
Thor teleports 'Zilla away or something.
Neither magma nor the surface of the sun are actually all that hot- the sun only a little hotter than an oxyacetylene blowtorch.
The pressure for the magma swim is the far more frightening stat.
Nidavellir is so fucking crazy it's impossible to even know what's going on there. It shits on physics to create new stairs to climb and shit on physics from even higher. Complete Calvinball.
>Believing this shit
Vaccines are a conspiracy too, user. Ebola just makes your immune system stronger
>Jobs
>To Thanos
Fucking what, you fucking retard?
The only reason he had his shot in infinity war was because Thanos was surprised by how strong it was and chose the worst defense randomly.
Thor might be the most powerful, but he's not so much stronger that he's Jobbing to someone that the Hulk can barely hurt and Tony can only scratch.
Hulk also jobbed to Shrekos
the surface is the coldest part of the sun. i'm not sure how this isn't obvious to you
I shouldn't be laughing, but I am. Goddammit user.
>spoiler
They didn't kill her did they? I haven't seen it yet either, but the odd spoiler is fine with me
Anyone here who doesn't remember that thor has killed giant creatures by just using his hammer as bullet should just leave this thread. godzilla doesn't have a chance and this is a stupid match up. the scale of power needs to be relevant.
well guess what, the star's radiation funneled out wouldn't be hotter than the surface