This is Micah of Mystacor
He got to raw and knock up an immortal angellic queen and became king of Bright Moon
He also probably made out with his teacher
This is Micah of Mystacor
Why do we hate this show again? The only thing wrong with it is that Glimmer looks like a potato.
>mfw he'll probably be introduced in the Beast Island arc.
he already got introduced in Shadow Weavers backstory
it's 2019 and /pol/ thinks that having a show feature female characters who don't look like porn actresses is harmful and destructive feminist agenda that is going to undermine the very fabric of the western civilization
I meant that we'll probably get to see him in the present. Will he be a strapping fellow or a malnourished POW?
It’s an incredibly mediocre show that has some decent ideas but ultimately squanders all of its potential by having poor execution of even the most basic storytelling techniques alongside its inconsistent animation and characterization of its cast.
Isn't it kind of fucked up for an immortal queen to marry and have kids with mortals? Especially if we don't know where her immortality comes from or how old she is.
#givebackhershota
>Glimmer looks like a potato.
She has an amazing fat ass when it's not hidden by her cape The real crime is she's a chubby chick with short hair. That never looks good. Doubly criminal that the show says she used to have long hair and cut it because of muh rebellious phase.
But Glimmer needs to be potato shaped. It's integral to her character.
Micah is cute, but let me introduce you to background goat waifu.
>generic buzzwords that might as well be used to dismiss any show you don't like regardless of whether you watched it
She has huge knockers and slept with every teacher in Mystacor.
This rant is so bland you could literally apply it to anything.
>Micah
she already eyed her next victim. King Bow of Brightmoon soon.
Not hating on her, I just think this image is hilarious
>tumblr
That aside crazy aunt is attractive as hell. Her embarrassing Glitter telling her she was worried her friend wasn't real was great.
>Glimmer looks like a potato.
I have a IRL friend that looks like a potato. I've always thought I was the only man in the planet who refered to chubby girls as potato shaped.
it's the dress. she's a thicc teen.
>mfw I saved these monstrosities
Adora is not enough. I need Twodoras!
that all ya got?
>You will never knock her up and watch her breasts fill out until she's a full on shortstack.
You want more?
>"you have to be this big to ride"
The creatrix of the show literally despises all men, and it shows throughout the cartoon.
I hope we get more of her too.
Man, that looks way too cool for this shitty show.
I wonder what happened to that would be cosplayer.
Explain
The actual show doesn't look like that, that's some short dream sequence or something. 99% of the show looks like shit.
In a She-Ra thread from 3 days ago, a Femanon posted that if she were skinnier, she could pull off Entrapta. I suggested either Glimmer or Spinerella for her to cosplay as. She couldn't do Glimmer because she refused to cut her hair (she wanted to do Cowboy Bebop Glimmer and I suggested a Messy Bob) so that left her with Spinerella.
>She is so tiny compared to Hordak
>Femanon
This sounds like a lie already
Unfortunately most of the episodes really don't have great animation.
Now here is hell and damnation. Gaze upon it.
You never know. Females do browse Yea Forums you know. If it was a lie, kudos to that guy for keeping up appearances.
>Females do browse Yea Forums you know
Any woman, or person really, who browses Yea Forums must be a real masochist
Top 30 in every category baby nothing to worry about
Once you learn to ignore bad posts it can be quite fun.
Dude, we're on a She-Ra thread. Other than the Summer Camp Island posters, I can't of bigger masochists.
ayyy maaaammiiii!
calmese user
The fuck he was into older women.
>He got to raw and knock up an immortal angellic queen and became king of Bright Moon
I understand marrying into power with a milf like inmortal being
>He also probably made out with his teacher
I really don't have the stomach to fuck a woman who needs too cover her face in a culture which that's not optional. No matters how much she knows
a man have his limits...
It is the cancer of our time
All the dudes in these She-Ra threads are masochists, 90% of the posts are about wanting Entrapta to mock their little baby dicks or castrate them, wanting futa She-Ra to pound their sissy ass, wanting Shadow Weaver to child-molest them, etc. I guess it makes sense that the male fans of a show by a man-hating lesbian would be masochistic self-loathing betas who fetishize their own inferiority.
Oh hey it's the user with the mental illness, I was wondering when he'd show up!
top princess
top blob
and now top potato
t. paypig
"#WOKE" SJW pandering garbage, just like everything else Netflix makes.
yes she is
Technically that's an issue with the background, not the animation. And usually the background is one of this show's strong suits.
Isn't he dead?
Well he is, but it feels like they're not done with him. Him as Light Spinner's student felt rather barebones, sort of like an introduction.
Etheria must be neck deep in princesses if they can fill Frosta's ballroom.
Don't forget that half of these are just plus ones
Good to see the shills of this show are still out in full force attacking any legit critisim and insulting anyone with an actual opinion and defaulting to muh pol
You can't fucking help yourself, can you?
Please don't reply to the clearly deranged poster
Sorry. I'm just so fucking tired of these faggots trying to shit on every single piece of entertainment. It's as if they enjoy being depressed and stagnating.
Believe me I'm tired of it, which is why I report and ignore instead of feeding into their pathetic little game of shitposting for replies.
How mature. If only all of us here could be as elightened and euhporic as you.
YES
Who is this brown child and why am I seeing her everywhere
You serious? That's Ann (Anne?) from Amphibia.
From the thumbnail I thought that it had her face that had been colored green for some reason. The full size image is much funnier.
Yea Forums has always been one of the boards with the largest female population, you just don't see it because many women here observe the age-old "tits or gtfo" rule and don't bring attention to themselves, the ones who do usually get harassed out of the thread or given a thousand (you)s by thirsty teenagers.
I really wish she would ditch the cape and start wearing a short jacket or something she knows she looks so much better in.
>the ones who do usually get harassed out of the thread or given a thousand (you)s by thirsty teenagers.
Heh, you should have seen the femanon in the SU thread the other day. The thirst was unreal
I cant recall which show, maybe Star Vs? One show had a head staff member literally posting about how they hated all men, and people still white knighted for it.
I like it the occasional times when a thread gets derailed on a female-related topic, and suddenly it feels like all the femanons have come out of the woodwork and the place is just full of them.
Otherwise it’s just generally the default assumption anons are male, even when their posts have nothing to identify their gender, so it’s easy to assume there aren’t many women around when there actually are.
Yea Forums is also one of the less misogynist boards, and doesn’t as often have tangents generalizing how all women are trash. That seems to happen a lot more on other boards like Yea Forums. Though that does still occasionally happen here too.
>90% of the ballroom is women
>half of the room is the princess’s dates
Seriously, how is Etheria not suffering a population crises when clearly most of the planet is gay?
Maybe a lot of the men died in the war?
Also, we cant dismiss the idea that they're here a s friends.
I’m sure some of the princesses would’ve brought platonic friends, but I’m equally positive the showmakers are purposefully putting what they hope to be read as more lgbt background couples peppered throughout the show. Which might be okay if it were set in California, but on this fantasy planet it just gives the impression that gays are not in as much of a minority here as usual. Which leaves bad implications for population growth.
I guess I hadn’t considered that there’d be less males because of the war. But doesn’t the show try to display an equal number of female soldiers to the males, meaning the war wouldn’t impact a gender imbalance?
I think during the Shadow Weaver flashback, the majority of the casualties were male (although there were only 4 on screen) so it could probably be inferred that males make up most of the army and it can also be inferred that they started hiring anyone after the princess rebellion formed. As far as I can tell, both the Horde and the Rebellion have both make and female conscripts.
I wouldn't worry too much because the princesses make up an incredibly small portion of the entire population and some of them are straight. You're not wrong though. It does leave weird implications.
Bow has 2 dads and 12 siblings, I'm pretty sure they've found some workaround.
>Though that does still occasionally happen here too.
More often, since the dark times.
My theory is they had a broodmare chained in the basement and took turns.
Bow is the youngest because she finally died after his birth from the intense physical strain.
/y/ exists. /hm/ exists. You think only gays visit those boards? Fujos too, and those are girls.
>the men died off in the first rebellion.
Kys /ss/fag
They kind of are. Notice how few people seem to occupy the various kingdoms we visit, how the average village population is only a few dozen. With the Horde stealing kids left and right, they're playing the long game on conquest. In a generation they'll just be able to walk into abandoned population centers and establish control.
I only complain when SJWs ruin something that already exists. Like when they turn a formerly straight character into a lesbian at the end of the series when it makes no sense, or when they reboot an existing show and turn it into SJW queerbait (this one applies to She-Ra). I don't care what they do with their own original shows. You'll never find me harassing Steven Universe fans, because the creators of that show did what they wanted to do using their own original characters instead of shitting on something someone else made. Just stop fucking with other people's creations and no one will have a problem with you. Unfortunately most SJWs seem to be unable to create. They can only subvert, pervert, desecrate and destroy other people's creations.
>Father is a light skinned, skinny effeminine boy
>Mother is a tall, hourglass figured purple angel
>You're an eggplant shaped Mexican for some bizarre reason
Being Glimmer is suffering
Funny how when someone critical of the show points out that almost every character seems to be queer you guys deny it and call it delusional and say only a couple of characters are gay. But when you talk amongst yourselves you really let your hair down and admit that almost everyone in the show is gay.
he wasnt in the original
>SJW queerbait
I never understood this one. There are 2 comfirmed couples in the show and one of them is straight and there is straight-baiting here and there.
I will ask the same question I asked previously: What can they do with She-Ra that they haven't already done with He-Man?
it's not that bad on Yea Forums. i read somewhere that Yea Forums is 30% female users.
It’s just boring. The action’s lame, the protagonists are dumb, and I just can’t be bothered to care.
I was gonna say that maybe the women on Micah’s side might be more dumpy, but we’ve seen his sister disproves that.
Yea Forums is not a hivemind. The she-ra threads are not one person.
Please don't respond to him
She got meg griffined
I swear to God, Hordak's dick is probably bigger than Entrapta's arm.
>Entrapta tries to peek at Hordak's dick when they stand next to each other
It's not her fault really, that slit-dress he has is very revealing. As an alien, he probably has no concept of underwear either. He is literally one gust of wind away from showing his dick at any moment.
daily reminder that Entrapta's biological parents died trying to stop the Horde and Entrapta destroyed their legacy by bending the knee
We need art of Hordak and Shadow Weaver in the same cocktail dress to see who'd wear it better.
I wish teacher light spinner would help me with something
>to see who'd wear it better.
Hordak, if you're gonna go by the hip to waist ratio. The guy can pull it off perfectly. Although, SW has a great ass and does have boobs. It's a tossup.
Also, does anyone have a better screencap? This was taken at 21:43 from S2 episode 7, if that helps.
Jesus did you take that pic with a potato
The real question is how did he take that screenshot on a mobile device when Netflix doesn't allow for that.
Are you asking who was phone?!?
Also I didn't know that, how odd.
Nearly, it's an LG phone that my late uncle gave me before he died. Use it as a tablet more than anything. Don't really want to throw it away, even though it's nearly useless.
I didn't know I couldn't do that.
I learned that the hard way. I wanted to take a screenshot of Perfuma and Bow in prom episode and it wouldn't allow me.
...careful, Hot Potato
"Confirmed" doesn't matter, the blatant intentional queer subtexts for every character matter.
>queer subtexts for every character
>Bow canonically likes vaginas
>Seahawk canonically likes vaginas
>Mermista canonically likes cocks
>Glimmer canonically likes cocks
>Perfuma canonically likes cocks
>90% chance Entrapta likes cocks given how much Bowtrapta foreshadowing there's been
>Glimmer canonically likes cocks
>90% chance Entrapta likes cocks given how much Bowtrapta foreshadowing there's been
Is there proof for this ?
Glimmer got super salty when Bow went on his first "real date" with someone other than her
Bow has idolized Entrapta so much and is even going as far as to be the rebellion's Entrapta, I'd be shocked if their ship wasn't the key to bringing Entrapta back to the rebellion
>Bow, Bow x Entrapta
bisexual transman.
>Seahawk x Mermista
she hates him, the ship is intended to make heterosexual couples look dysfunctional. and in the original he was she-ra's love interest, that had to be disposed of to push catdora.
>Glimmer
okay, that's one, maybe?
>Perfuma
transwoman.
Get a room you fucking idiots
>okay, that's one, maybe?
Not even. Glimmer was explicitly jealous as a FRIEND.
what's it like seeing imaginary trans people everywhere you go?
Most of the fans in their natural habitats, outside Yea Forums (Tumblr, Reddit, Twitter), acknowledge these characters as trans.
>Seahawk x Mermista
she hates him, the ship is intended to make heterosexual couples look dysfunctional
They're literally the cutest couple in the whole show though
so do you also think Fluttershy is a Muslim and Twilight Sparkle is black because fans say so?
Please, please don't encourage his mental illness
>taking fan headcanons as fact
>all characters default to queer unless explicitly shown otherwise in the show
You absolute goon.
You are not wrong on that but you can have some lewds from it
It's a Y-7 show, there will never be anything beyond holding hands and friendship.
only anons can save it by helping in it's repopulation
This is the ideal She-Ra thread.
Did she get him a corsage?
>the ideal soi-ra thread is one derailed by trolls
Can't say I disagree.
If I'm being honest, the idea She-Ra thread was the one with He-Man 2002 user.
>Someone with genuine (and unique) grievances talks it out with fans
>Both parties remained respectable as they discussed the good and bad of both shows
>Shitposting and dyke-ra posting kept to a minimum
>mfw that'll probably never happen again
If only netflix's format didn't fuck over discussion.
My man, if you think for a second that the "He-Man 2002 user" was even alive when that show aired then I don't know what to say.
At least there can be discussion here, infrequent as it is. S1 barely had threads at all, so I was pleasantly surprised when S2 had some good threads.
S1 had threads for a few weeks after it aired but it was quiiiiiickly overtaken by people who cried shill and did everything they could to torpedo the threads. Now whenever threads crop up of people trying to talk about the show there are 3-5 dedicated shitposters trying to derail the threads with cries of "SJW cuck tumblr Noelle hates men here are twitter screencaps to prove it" plus 1-2 legitimately mentally unwell posters who hate women. That's why you'll see legitimate discussion happen when the thread is on page 3-7 but when it's on page 1 it is just pure unadulterated shitposting and hate.
Maybe I'm over idealizing, but it was generally a pretty decent thread.
But if I had to choose, the best thread is the first season 3 announcement thread. The one where /tg/ enlightened us on DnD.
I learned a lot that day about Str 35
>Still shipping Bowtrapta
It is over user you can't beat the cyborg-alien warlord with a tiny Bow and arrow
I just want more torment scene for Catra. She’s so cute.
I used to think Shadow Weaver was an immortal but she's just grandma age. Has Angella ever been confirmed to be an immortal? It's probably just Shadow Weaver who /ss/'d Micah and Angella was actually the same age as him.
>tfw the more Catra suffers the more she pushes Scorpia away
Scorpia is the most punished and undeserving of punishment character on this show
>Scorpia
You're thinking of Kyle
don't worry, she is a big girl.
Not today;)
They all suffer from the top to the bottom:
>Hordak isa lot of pain
>Shadow Weaver is a pathetic power vampire
>Catra had so many issues
>Scorpia has an unrequited crush
>Kyle is incompetent
>Lonnie loses all her friends
>Rogelio can't talk
Not sure about Imp and Entrapta they just accumulate negative karma until they get fucked over
>Soon
She gave him a boat!!!!
How did I miss her before and just notice her now?
>Bowtrapta
Know how I can tell your delusional?
Distracted by those muscular backs of the chicks on the right. Unf
Wonder if that's one of the starsisters
Looks like someone called a starsister
Twilight Sparkle is clearly brown, but Fluttershy can't be a Muslim because she works with pigs, and there's already a canon god - Celestia.
I'm partial to these 3 myself. Too bad most of these Prom bg characters will never come back.
they're probably all non-elemental cucks without their own runestones
Based, I love Glimmer but I need to see her long hair
>those
>"huge"
You people are fucking deluded.
>i'm only teaming up with you just because She-ra is a menace and should be erradicated
>Alright, Sombrero!
>NEVER CALL ME LIKE THAT AGAIN
Is there an aunt equivalent of MILF?
It would be neat if they used the prom as a way to Easter egg characters from later in the show.This appears to be a Kon-Seal, for instance.
That user here, I'm actually kind of flattered that you guys remember me.
I've been thinking about it and if I find a good wig, I may straight up my hair, hold it up and use a wig, I think I could pull a decent Glimmer.
All the anons are gay still no one can help
>9 hours late
>No tweets
You did an exceptionally mediocre job.
Do you really expect Eiken-level tits in a kids show? Also consider that she's just a few years older than Micah at best.
Tributaries
Of course the bassist is the sexiest and still hidden.
I still think you should get a Messy Bob, but it's nice to know that you're actually thinking about it.
>mfw I see all those (You)'s
If this is as SJW as the noise makes it out to be, half could be "male" but, in drag.
what is that shadow looking stuff between thier eyes?
>mfw that'll probably never happen again
We can always hope for the best, user.
Honestly that thread was so much fun, wish actual criticism would be brought to this threads more often, it's always nice to talk with respectful people about different points of views.
Weird art style choice, at first it bugged me but kind of like Steven's nose, it grew up on me. Now seeing edits without the weird shading makes me uncomfortable.
>I still think you should get a Messy Bob
No clue if that would work, my hair is way too wavy for that. Would post an example but I rather not risk it, I've seen what happens when you share pictures in Yea Forums
like Entrapta but without anything backing them up
also I think there might be a few more princesses we haven't seen yet with rune stones
I wonder how Scorpia lost her connection to the black Garnet and how is she going to get it back.
>We haven't seen the minotaur princess.
Tragic
we have, she's part of the angry mob running after Adora
not sure which one but close to the start
>all minotaurs rook the same
They are quite bland
What episode is this from?
the DnD one, I think is episode 4.
Is one of the best ones of season 2, to be honest, I wish more episodes focused on the interactions between the princesses, that's kinda what this show is good at.
No, but when I was a kid the girls on the shows I watched had normal bodies for girls their age. This is some weird new puritanical thing that normal bodies are forbidden in case they entice a man to lust or something.
> This is some weird new puritanical thing that normal bodies are forbidden
>Catra, Scorpia and Entrapta, Spinerella, Light Spinner all have a visible chest
>Had normal bodies for girls their age
>Implying a lot of girls, particularly blonde girls, particularly teenagers, don't tend to be fucking planks
Yea Forums people have never been outside.
why do you lie user?
As a crossposter who's discussed the show on both tumblr, twitter and reddit, I have seen the "perfuma is trans" theory EXCLUSIVELY on Yea Forums.
I am not saying that it there's nobody who believes it, but it's such a niche headcanon that I HAVE NOT ONCE seen it mentioned in any of those places. It only comes up on Yea Forums as a means of discrediting this show as SJW pandering.
I still wonder what age original she-ra was supposed to be? mid to late twenties?
Angela's immortality is confirmed several times.
I can't give you a citation right now because I'm phoneposting from the shitter, but at least one of those times is glimmer commenting on getting bruised up and healing quickly that it's "nice to be a child of an immortal being", and by then the viewers were already supposed to know that Angela is immortal.
>Mid to late twenties?
Pretty sure she was 16 like her brother
I call it a permablush
It's cute
They would've been massacred by any semi decent army
Yeah, but all the men were fucking slaughtered in the first rebellion.
Glimmer would be mortified at the fact that her 80's version is an absolutely useless rebel and a thirsty slut
Bow would think 80's Bow is the coolest guy ever despite being a goof who argues with an owl thing
Adora would try to get Adora to wear pants
Glimmer teleports a mountain range above them. goodbye army.
>They have magic
>They also have sentient fully capable robots with feelings
No chance.
Don't think Mongols can survive a tsunami followed by eternal winter.
Or a bunch of self-learning robots.
The horde seems to have a massive chance pretty sure if they were led by someone with the acumen of Jebei or Subutai they'd be done after a few battles
Didn't they litterally subjugate Russia? With only 20,000 men?
The only issue the horde has right now is that Hordak doesn't seem really interested on the conquering of the planet and has that more on a second thought.
If he actually cared about it Etheria would already be fucked.
>show by a lesbian who has literally called for all men to be killed
>all the men in the show were massacred in a rebellion, leaving a women-only paradise
pure coincidence.
>show by a lesbian who has literally called for all men to be killed
Source?
Don't answer to dyke-ra poster baits, he has no source, he wants to reach for bullshit excuses to hate the show
>Bow has 13 brothers btw
Are you replying to yourself in a weird delusion? There's tons of dudes around.
>Source?
Unfortunately I know from experience that if I post the source it will be deleted and I might be banned, so check the archive.
Trans men don't count.
Ignore him. He's just gonna post all the fucking same twitter screencaps where he takes bad jokes as genuine incitement and says "those are literally not jokes because i don't find them funny"
It happens every thread. Every single one.
>thinks he gets banned for posting proof of his claims
>not for single handedly inflating the post count of every thread by 50 or more shitposts
I'm happy that you're afraid. For once the mods are doing their job right.
neither of them looked like 16
she's literally an angel, it's not very subtle
but I wonder if there are more like her, there is one winged princess but those look more like fairy wings
maybe angels are like born from magic or something or they all have sticks up their asses and live up in the sky so they don't have to breath the same air as pesky mortals and Angella is the only nice one
>neither of them looked like 16
Yeah, He Man and She Ra had the anime thing of looking like 10 years older than they are.
Afraid is overstating it, it's a mild inconvenience I'd prefer to avoid. If anyone wants to know they can find it easily, or someone else will probably post the screencaps later in the thread. Someone usually does.
Cougar is the term for attractive single older women
Bow, Seahawk...?
Kyle
And Hordak, Rogelio and Frostas parents probably has one male part
And then there are Bows dad's and Entrapta's Butler as well as Mermistas chef/Butler/guard
I bet Kyle is being sexually abused by catra daily
>i can't spam or I'll get banned again
ahaha you're such a fucking cuck.
>trying to watch the 80's show
>the voices
>the stiff animation
>the laughable designs
people who like 80's she-ra and think it's better than what we have now wear those nostalgia googles way too tight
You love 80's She-Ra for being ridiculously campy, not for it's dramatic storytelling.
nostalgia is a helluva drug. seriously, people rant about how good the 2000s series was but somehow the retro line is profitable enough to have shit ton of merch done.
Oh god. That thread was as creepy as it was hilarious.
say what now?
We need more monstergirl princesses in general. The show keeps putting these neat humanoid races in the background but never has them interact with the main cast or impact the story on the rebellion side.
the closest we have to a monster princess on teh rebellion side is- um- does mermista count with turning into a mermaid?
damn, maybe the Horde is right, princesses are racist
I mean as long as I do not mention my gender, I am fine. I find Yea Forums pretty great place to discuss things that interest me. Gay, lesbian and cheese threads being my favoritew with Seasame Street and Simpson strips being highlight of my day. Also for some reason, it is easier to have discussion here then on other boards.
There was a SU Pearl thread where some user said they looked like Pearl. After some people said to prove it, she posted here pictures. Then for a short time entire thread turned into /r9k/. It was as hilarious as it was creepy.
Archive link?
>she
That wasn't a trap?
So why the fuck did they cut S2 in half and label the second half as S3?
marketing gag
>Share a name with a She-Ra character
huh neat
Because Netflix is fucking retarded. They did that with Voltron and no doubt do it to almost every animated show they get.
It would be neat if they revealed that the more monstrous species of humanoid ended up turning to the Horde because, historically, they were treated poorly by the princesses. A little moral ambiguity that makes it more believable so much princess controlled territory could be lost so quickly, and that the Horde is able to consistently recruit outside of kidnapping orphans. Heck, even Scorpia made it clear that some princesses didn't have great relations with the others, and I'm willing to bet the ones that haven't been recruited by Adora yet are the ones that were ostracised for questionable reasons.
>Scorpia looks more monster like than many princesses
>"Other princesses never liked my family"
>This happens to other more monster like princesses and thats how the Horde got a few of them on their side
>Princesses confirmed racist
>Bitch Princess joined the rebellion, god I hate her, I'll join the Horde
Hordak just has princesses pop out of nowhere, and asks them why they want to join
>One of the star sisters wore the same dress as me to princess prom and I just can't let her get away with that, here's the key to my kingdom, can I have a gun?
They also only have like a dozen troops each
the reason Etheria wasn't falling as fast as it did was a) magic and b) Hordak's first priority isn't conquering the planet but going back home
Oh