Why is he so fucking cool, Yea Forums?

Why is he so fucking cool, Yea Forums?

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Shadow may be cool, but Sonic is WAY PAST COOL

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Cream is cooler.

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If standing in the corner alone with your arms folded make you cool that makes me the coolest guy at my junior prom.

Cream is a psycho and a potential future murderer.

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I recall that line.
Dave the intern > Shadow the edgehog.

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Based on?

He's not
Only preteens and tweens find him cool

I SEE NO HEAR NO EVIL!

Lol nerds don't understand what makes you cool.

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Boom was too good for this world

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>Choosing some edgelord faggot
>Not choosing the best twink of them all
Fags, all of you.

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His autistic dork ass belongs to Blaze

Sorry I don't take Mammoth Mogul's sloppy seconds
>b-but user that's only in archie
All versions of Silver are tainted by association

Based

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Because Gerald Robotnik created Shadow to benefit mankind. His rough past have made him bear his emotions on his sleeves but he will always try to help and protect people and give everyone change to be happy like he promised Maria

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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>pissing on the moon
That's what makes you a beta cuck

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Sonic Advance 2

>All other characters attack with jump attacks and one gimmicks, sonic's being speed based, knuckles with quick combos, tails with height management, amy with hammer reach
>Cream attacks by ordering her Chao to home in on Eggman and blow his shit up
>Never has to use a jump attack the entire game

Good question: Why IS he so fucking cool?

Better question: IS he so fucking cool? Is he really?

BLACK WRITINGS ON THE WALL

How did silver go from edgy to goofy in 10 years

Because I'M THE COOLEST

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Comics mane

Character development

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*test*

His future changed due to no Iblis. No longer destroyed by fire, so there was no reason for him to ever be super srs

I really wish they'd being back his old SA2 personality. He was harsher than Sonic but had a similar playful arrogance. Now he's stuck in permanent brood mode.

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UNLEASHED A MILLION FACES