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...she's hot? And vulnerable
What a weird episode, even by that show's standards.
Sexy but self hating genocide turns me off. Just leave, bitch.
Yeah it felt almost like the old cartoon show. The really cheesy 60s one. Was it 60s?
That show had a real problem with pacing.
No, did we go to school together?
It's still kino af
I always wondered why this show was so censored and X-Men wasn't
same... my gosh...
Because Fox got a lot of complaints because of BTAS and Power Rangers so they kept Marvel on a very short leash.
that's sad tho
scaly waifu?
no
Kirbee from Endtown is a scaly waifu
Beans from Rango is a scaly waifu
Viloet from Scalie Schoolie is a scaly waifu
Gila, Gila's just a crazy cunt.
Aw man, I hoped she was a big sensitive alligator wife who easily cried crocodile tears
did you kill my brother sounding just like this?
Here, take this.
Everything about this show is so fucking great
she is cool af
monitor was kinda cool too.
I think it's high time The Lizard got his OWN live action solo movie.
I remember her... loved that episode.
Okay, but it's directed by Zack Snyder
And ready to be bred by human cock.
What a fucking drama queen.
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Also, where did all their extra mass go when they devolved?
No I don't wanna...
she not a drama queen, she coolsies
I remember her because she had the same voice as Asuka Langley Soryu in my country's dub.
Too bad
>Because Fox got a lot of complaints because of BTAS
BTAS was Cartoon Network, it never aired on Fox Kids.
Where are you from?
Not him but Michigan
And did BTAS not premiere on Fox in Michigan?
Oh, a cable-fag. Batman aired on Fox, dope. I had regular tv until 2001.
BTAS was on Fox Kids for years.
did you want the lizard people to show up in later episodes?
No, they were pretty stupid. Sexy, but stupid.
They're smarter than you.
screw yourself
would you be a reptilian if given the choice?
Can we pick the species or randomly assigned?
you can pick
Are you propositioning me, Assistant Regent Lacerta?
No, I wouldn't dream of it, I'm simply asking.
pick a reptile....
I choose a python.
Enjoy having your snoot booped.
>Monkey Paw
>666 Trips
>Zack Snyder
The Un-Holy Trinity. We should all be afraid
This episode of Spiderman was weird, it felt more like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode with the animal mutants. Hmm come to think of it, Spiderman Unlimited ENTIRELY felt like an offshoot of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series. Hmm so when do we get Spiderman/TMNT cartoon crossovers?
I would absolutely love to be a crocodile man.
Of course.
>that one alleged interview with a reptilian named Lacerta
>she confirmed reptilians of her species do have breasts
>mfw
that's very cute.
Yes, especially if some kind of dinosaur
that's very cool.
I'm still mad about the Dinosaucers comic from Lion Forge. Everything in it is just a waste of potential and 'why' decisions. Why the fuck would you get a guy who only drew Archie comics to draw it?
>reptilians/reptile people take over the Earth
>we expect the worst
>forget we're warmblooded and pump off a lot of body heat
>the reptiles make humans in cuddle/heat slaves
>nothing much changes expect you have to cuddle with reptile people now
I not want cuddle.
I actually thought this episode was one of the more interesting ones and I think it was normal.
Intelligent reptilians are guaranteed to be warm-blooded like some dinosaurs and all birds are. You can't have a human-adjacent brain without built-in thermoregulation.
based and reptilepilled
I have a phobia of lizards and with my luck I'd be stuck with the reptile equivalent of an incel.
SCALY THREAD!
Germany?
The third time we would see Dr. Conners reprise the lizard form would be when he would team with Spider Man to face a treacherous evil.
I gotta admit, I thought this was Conan the Adventurer first, not Spiderman the Animated Series.
Based knowledge user
>We have chosen to act as animals
>Kurt: wut?
I love how they look a little like "what is this bitch talking about?"
why wasnt spiderman affected wasnt his mutation based on the same radiation as connors
yes, but I'll have to heavily reconsider my lifestyle as i won't generate my own body heat anymore
Why did you make me remember that idiocy?
God I love scaly chicks.
Doctor Connors?
Fun fact: The colder reptiles are, the more slower and retarded they become due to less blood going to their brain.
Therefore, you can quite literally fuck the stupid out of them.
Better question: why did they greenlight such shitty art and designs?
God's very disappointed in you, user. But I'm not.
Literally built for breeding.
Female basilisks lay three to four clutches of 10–20 eggs a year.
I hope you're ready for that type of responsibility. That or really enjoy eating eggs for breakfast.
>no reptile gf to keep warm
Not with your own limited brain at least
The fact your blood has to be warm to keep your brain warm seems very, very primitive
HELL, YEAH.
Because Lion Forge likes to pretend they're important
i actually like the mutant storylines
>dragons
Get thee back, satan! No freaks allowed.
dragons are cute tho
Dragons are the culmination of a lifetime of sin so potent that it manifests into an unholy monstrosity. Unnatural demon wings, breathes hellfire, complete assholes... How are you not seeing this?
.
there are not, they're so cute.
It's a drake
Dragons, drakes, wyrms, wyverns amphitheres, dreamworks...
They're all as vile as the next.
no
He's ight though. Even the Asian dragons are evil too, they just put on a friendly act sometimes. It's the same way that all pagan gods and goddesses are just fallen angels and most of them are working for Satan. Chinese dragons are even said to have had antlers like stags which is a major and common feature of the Serpent/Baphomet creatures worshipped by Satanists.
In all cultures a flying snake comes and says "look at me - I'm God" and then demands human sacrifice. Be it a dragon, Quetzalcoatl, the Chinese dragons, the serpent of the garden, Python, Set. This is the Enemy of Man.
shush
Test
Best part of having a reptilian gf is that since they are coldblooded, they will cuddle you almost all the time.
dragons are for petting
Or they could buy self heating clothes.
depends
how humanlike are we talking?
silence, the cuddle is bonding time
as much as you want.
Depends. Do I still have human genetalia or am I reptilian in that way too
um... whatever you want.
TELL ME user!
you have reptile genetalia.
Fuck no then
Would I become a raptor man with powerful legs, clawed feet, and viscious fangs?
Yes.
As long as I could turn back.
I wish more episodes had reptile transforming in spiderman
Don't let them do to you what they did to me.
The Gila. The product of a twisted experiment...
...gone sexy.
she is pretty hot
dragons are for hugs
You casual.
If Spider-Man became a reptilian and had to spend his life as that, what kind of comics would come out of it?
The kind that are retconned in less than 2 years and brought back to status quo
okay, and what do you picture it to be like?
And... What would venom say?
As long as I get to keep my human dick I'll be fine.
Sounds like kino
How do you feel about two human dicks? Still only two testicles but they're internal.
Wouldn't that make sex super difficult?
Depends on what you're mating with and if they're into DP.
>not wanting a superior PERMANENTLY ERECT dick
when can humans turn into actual reptiles?
Haven't seen one of you in awhile.
hiiii
Show me the fur on any reptile, please.
Are you that guy trying to find a cheap copy of The Amazing Spider-Man #688 variant?
No I'm a different dude, but yes I saw that thread.
DAMAGED
Here's spider man as a lizard.
Really, no one posts Curt's wife?
Is she okay?
she fine, she's just a little tired.
She is now, at least. I think Slott had a different idea regarding them than Spencer.
cus it hot
How can you survive with such bad taste?
There's this She-Lizard comic that I found that's really good...
Is it porn?
It is, but only for like half of it or so...
Okay. This is a blue board.
Can you link it?
Yeah you're right... Here you can read it
are there any comics with a female lizard that aren't porn that exist in the marvel universe?
Yes. Thanks for keeping this board safe from porn.
My pleasure.
we need some lizard art
My based crocodilian brother
Our superiority will be undeniable.