MY RIVALS BACK HOME

MY RIVALS BACK HOME,
IT'S NOT THAT I'M BITTER,
BUT SEE THINK HOW THEY'LL SQUIRM
WHEN THEY SEE HOW I GLITTER

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See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.

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I'm losing to a bird!

Retarded. The idea of El Dorado-esque new world gold is an early 18th century fantasy, whereas John Smith was early 17th. This stately fucker would have been searching for safer sea routes to India than the Cape of Hope, not gold. Realistically he was only looking to replenish supplies.

Oh puh-leeze
Next you'll say talking magic trees don't really exist and wolves don't cry to the blue corn moo

>t. Nerd

Gucci Loafers Formerly Gophers

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Shut up, savages. You're barely even human.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

It is as we feared
the newfag is a faggot.

>Destroy their evil race, until there's not a trace left.

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I laughed

The only thing they feel at all is (you)s.

I wonder if you even Sneed.

Its fucked up when you remember this guy was flayed alive with mussel shells and forced to watch his peeled skin tossed into fire before they burned him at the stake by backstabbing indians.

DO YOU SNEED?

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>le epic reddi/tv/ meme
Just bring back baneposting already, at least it could be fucking funny at times instead of this cringy as fuck anti-humor.

The Jamestown settlers on the other hand did spend valuable crop-time looking for gold though to their detriment.

Why is it always reddit with you?

>THEY'RE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME
>WHICH MEANS THEY MUST BE EVIL

>Realistically he was only looking to replenish supplies.
Promising that is how they captured him before killing him

For being named after a native woman the story focuses a lot more on the English. Pocahontas herself is barely a character. Why do people even like this movie? Does anyone like this movie?

They skinned him alive