The fucker tainted the Dracula bloodline with his ginger gene

Fuck you dad I’m marring a ginger and you can’t stop me!

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This guy still active? Shame he hasn't improved that much.

>If this movie had been made 1 year later, he'd have been black AND YOU KNOW IT.

All gingers are being replaced with ANAGRAM so you're probably right.

Isn't he Jewish, too?

>ANAGRAM
kek

Jesus Christ, isn't this girl like a kid or something?

1600 years old she’s legal user you buffoon.
Ya, dingus
You clown
You butt-head
You lame brain

>Balkanoid - G*psy scumbag complaining about being 'tatoed

I thought she's only 160?

This whole saga of movies sucks ass

Have you heard of Blackula?

> entire first movie is about how he and mavis should be together because you only find real love once
> nevermind, you can actually love more than one person

dracula should have killed him.

still better than a fucking nigger.

what, did he pick up a side-ho, an additional baby-mama, a concubine to fuck on the side?

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I feel like the lot of you hate him because you can’t self-insert as him and feel cucked.

Good scene. I also like that look she gives him when she sees gives him before they kiss.

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This nigga gone die in part 4.

No, he wouldn't.

mmm...human dck.

Still tappin that vamp puss.

>create a waifu
>have her date somebody

Doesn't this kind of defeat the point?

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>"Follow me"
>"..Um..Mavis, I really can't....."
>"It'll be Fuh-uhnnn"
>"Okay!"

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>tfw the character I really liked from HT was barely relevant as is
>didn't even show up in the third film or cartoon
My heart still aches to this day.

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Will they ever acknowledge the fact about his own mortality means his wife and son will outlive him by centuries?

You have to let your daughteru grow up.

>Create a character who's sole purpose is to be a love interest of the girl
>Is immediately dropped off by second movie, even though they had a established relationship and had a goddamn kid
>Fucking Dracula had to act like an father to the kid since the father doesn't even have a main role in the movie.
>Literally non-existent by the third movie
What the fuck is up with this entire series?

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Genndy original concept for Johnny was the role of Drac’s love interest in the third movie.

Johnny was suppose to be the Van Helsing descendant that falls in love with a vampire

So you mean that he was supposed to be the gay love interest for Dracula?

>physically ages 1/6th rate
>would look 11 yo at age 65
Damn, I would love to hit that senior pussy. ;-)

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Everybody knows Alucard only goes for blonde spellcasters. The one time Alucard married a ginger it was in Lords of Shadow and look what happened

Not just the old theyMre from different world, but love each other with Mavis, but they thought a more “chill” persona for Johnny would resonate better with the kids

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>This nigga gone die in part 4.
How do you think you join the ranks of the undead? You can't skip that part

That should be the plot of the movie.
Johnny realizing his family will outlive him, tries to find ways to become a monster himself so he can stay with his family, with wild funny shenanigans ensuing.

Alright, I'll ask. Who was it?

The kid is half human so he'll most likely die at 250

>outliving your own child
Man that cuts close to the bone. :-(

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First movie is effectively her 18th birthday

Second movie she gets married and has a kid of her own.

Post the pic, you know the one with star fire, april and other gingers being "diversified"

Aren’t Irish people considered Wiggers?

She's 118.

I'm trying to think of a situation where I wouldn't follow her after this conversation and I can't.

She was 118 in the first movie. She's at least 124 by the end of the second

Nah, half-humans are broken, they only ever get the benefits from their different ancestries.

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Is there any half vampires that gets all the negatives and none of the positives?

Truly man was the real monster all along.

>soulless cursed undead
>mating with soulless creature
nah, the fundamentals are still there.

Worst pokemon typing ever.

Johnny is really powerful. He's clearly got some kind of happiness magic that just makes life around him more enjoyable. He can just create a party at will, he traveled the world without any money including somehow backpacking to Hawaii, he just so happened to stumble across a secret castle that had been hidden from human all the way into modern times, and instantly makes the 10/10 girl there fall in love with him.
Then there's the scene where he just fucks with light. He shows Mavis how to somehow look directly at the sun, without coming in contact with any sunlight.
It's just like...
>"I really wanna see the sun, but I can't be in sunlight"
>Oh that's easy, just go like this"
And it just works? Magic exists in this setting, and Johnny can do it.

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You just hate Andy Sandburgs voice

None that I've ever heard of.

He's a Bard who min maxed on Luck and Charisma.

Well there should be.
Would be a cool character (Blade Villain?) Could be the scheming type to make up for his dissabilities.

He'd just die.
He'd have a hard time hunting prey with all the weakness but no strengths, and the other vampire wouldn't help him because they have a survival of the fittest mentality.

>Has Create Party as a cantrip
>Can also cast Enhance Party once per day

And yet people find it unbelievable that he got the girl.

>Hard time catching prey
Just say he came from a very influencial vampire family. He’ll get blood for free and get some protection from his family.
He could run a shadow organization and become a power broker, thats why nobody has tried to take him down yet.

Because the DM is a hack and Johnny was using a loaded die! It doesn't count!

Don't know man, typically in those stories that value hierarchy/class, the influential families tend to be the one to quietly kill off or lock away the failed offspring out of shame.

People tends to downplay Mavis's being a mediocre person to begin with, they think he's not good enough for her, but globally if she weren't cute she'd just be the same tier of white trash as him.

Ok, I get.
Just putting the idea out there.

He'd be a shame upon any respectable vampire family though, so he'd have to somehow do all of this without anyone outside the family knowing he exists, and potentially from his families dungeon.

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>Upon entering the building you are assaulted on all sides by the horrifying sight of every kind of monster you can imagine, as well as some you've never seen before, as well as a teenage girl in black lipstic-
>I roll to seduce her!
>You...
>Aw crit! NAT 20!
>...Alright fine, without even a word from you she looks you in the eye and is immediately smitten.

Man she really is in the top tier of waifus.

And the next generation kid after their son will probably be part human, part vampire, part Werewolf.
Neat huh?

A weird thing about those movies is that Johnny and Mavis are Dennis' parents but.. They don't feel like it? It's more like i'm seeing teens babysitting one of their younger cousin or sibling. Not their son. Neither of them feels like adults.

This. They’re just mad he’s boning Mavis and they’re not

Dracula had a "zing" with mavis mom, and he didn't kill johnny because you only get that once in your life, and it happened with Mavis. THEN DRACULA HAS ZING WITH AN ANOTHER WOMAN IN THE THIRD MOVIE SO MAVIS WOULD HAVE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE EVENTUALLY

>fighting the vampire menace by soiling the royal bloodline

Good on him!

Vampires do not go bleh bleh bleehhh.

That could have been fun in a way. Why didn't they go with that?

>incredibly pale hirsute ginger
oh that poor child

>that hip wiggle
muh dik

>tries to get himself bit by a werewolf to become one
>the werewolf guy thinks he's coming on to his wife

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what did he mean by this?

Imagine if we'd gotten literally any Dracula design they were considering, instead of Adam Sandler in a Bela Lugosi costume.

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Mavis is cute.

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>Aren’t Irish people considered Wiggers?

Maybe. But the redhead gene isn't something even remotely unique to Ireland. The whole redhead = irish is just a centuries old bullshit meme.

>Dracula looks like Adam Sandler

You cant taint what is already shit.

Pray more for Dennis. If he ever hooks up with the wolf girl he ain't getting any restful nights.

But your mom sure did

>hippie/surfer
i thought he just travels a lot?

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The Netlfix Isaac is a legit improvement over the vidya one.

holy shit she's fucking dead

She's fine.

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love the one sitting in the chair and the one with the cane. there look fantastic. did adam sandler really push for his likeness as the main star?

i want mavis to give me a thighjob

The Dracula bloodline included Mel Brooks.