Agents of SHIELD Livethread

I want to fuck Quake in the ass.

lol

>sexy Chloe
oh hell yeah

Deke and I share some fantasies.

jemma mommy

Based Deke

Deke, the Star Ward, with newest VR craze.

Deke starting a tech company is pretty based

Based Iain

>Deke started it using stolen SHIELD tech

holy fucking kek Deke went full supervillain

>Not using the Framework to make Daisy.exe's ass bigger.

Are there no ass men in the future?

Little late, will try to catch up on commercials.

GROSS

Imagine.

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Why do spaceships always have octagonal corridors?

Maybe he gives her the full package, got to think how many nights he used that framework.

Good guy coulson??

Deke, dude give her the boba, Daisy isn't happing.

Oh god, Deke turned into a Silicon Valley douche.

He's become a better Booster Gold.

Nope. Cruelson.

Damn so deke didnt delete from existence. He just left to capitalize on shield tech...

Man, Mac has a veiny bicep.

>Disrupt food
Fuck you deke, I like food

Pretty sure the fact that he's still here is why Another Coulson and his squad is after him.

yeah probably

Shit, Sarge's knife turns you into crystals.

or possible the more elusive butterfly

Most people like food.
Silicon Valley Douches aren't 'people'

What does the handjob feel like?

youtube.com/watch?v=FgdHZqSIO1M

So, is the butterfly girl cute or not?

Re:Coulson needs to learn to not be so suspicious.

She's crazy. You know what they say about Dicks and crazy.

yeah "if i just agree with him with everything he says he wont get suspicious"

Cute autism.

Also confirmed for having both hands.

Deke's been running from Kree and human mercs his whole life, he'll be fiiiiiine
nice hand-stab too

That dude was really running away on a hoverboard?

That if there hot enough its worth the risk, and to be honest id risk it.

He's never heard of SHIELD, he's probably not a spy banking on Clark Gregg's nondescript qualities.

>a bat inside

ok uh wtf

Okay, so he was a bat in a human shaped mecha?

There was a bat thing inside him?

What the fuck is going on?

We men in black aliens now

We MIB now.

It would have worked if it was a woman but you can't just agree with fucking everything. Did he learn interaction from a corpse?

Not hearing of SHIELD is doing from interacting like a social retard.

he's some kind of bat...man.

What? You DON'T keep a bat inside your rib-cage? Fuckin weirdos...

So, the bats have become titans.
youtube.com/watch?v=8OkpRK2_gVs

its prolly just that the things they hunt dont talk so any amount of dekes blabbering is weird.

holy shit that was awesome

just shield agents fucking everywhere

Bats have finally gained the nerve to fight back. Soon they will be at the top of the food chain.

Of course, he got an agent guarding him just in case.

damn he a young recruit tho

Fuck. Catching up on the PVR broke the damn show.

why didn't yo-yo punch that thing right out of the air with her super-speed?

vampires are impervious to bullets...baka

>Is Daisy coming?
Such thrust for the booty.

>Re:Coulson just came to kill me!
>Dude, why didn't you tell me you were SHIELD, we could have beat a stupid escape room record!

Silicon Valley friends...

Oh that black Shield lady is gonna die

>Dark Phoenix ad in the corner

w-what? Can they do that?

We need a vampire season of this show.

So she admits she's a lousy speedster

GROSS

fuck i knew they were going to kill him off

Well I was wrong

RIP Keller

Why didn't she help and pull bat titan out of him before he got all the way down, she just stood there and watched.

Well, ass. Guess I'm gonna have to watch the West Coast airing then.

Welp i guess theres no reason not to fuck mack

Well, he's dead.

I'm convinced yo-yo is brain damaged this season

So Mack hired the bat to get rid of the guy who clearly drinks low fat protein shakes made from plant based stuff?

Incoming chests buster moment.

They intentionally mentioned shed use her super speed so i wouldn't put it past her to not help...

Damn Deke new girl is gonna get shanked.

Not having turtle man after all the shit she's been though last season made her head numb.

Oh god, everyone is going to be retarded.

rip fake daisy

lmao that guy doesnt have job anymore

Why can't she just let the bat human pilot in on the relationship?

To be fair fake Daisy is an influencer, so retardation is basically her job

I honestly hope Re:Coulson destroys this world because so far everyone is unbearable and retarded.

Christ deke, ant man learned the rules of time travel from movies and he's better at it than you are

Thanos please, we need your plan in this universe, the people need to learn your guidance.

The most likable character so far this episode was the giant

It's been so many seasons and agent Chun can still kick ass.

What if we find out all of this is the framework at the end of the season

Relationships with Batmen never work out.
Just ask Tom King.

i hope they don't go the 'it was all a dream route' by making this not the "real" dimension.

Thanos was random. Hypothetically, most the influencers could have survived, because it shit seemed like a disproportionate number of named characters and extras got snapped, so something needs to balance that

Don't worry, next ep will make him woke or something.

I guess we need to get rid of the framework again.

did they just fuse mini gold with Wipeout?

I think that it's going to say that this is a split timeline.

Yes. They may have created the ultimate sooner tv show

Come on the bat seems pretty reasonable and he could switch to a new human every few weeks to keep this spicy.

fake daisy literally doesnt have a brain

Okay, we need someone else to enact Thanos' plan but put all the influencers first on the dust list and then randomize it from there.

QUAKE'S TITS AGAIN
GOOD LORD

G R O S S

Oh boy, I hope he's okay...

the arm was gross, shit

He really was a titan.

Punished YoYo continues

Whelp so much for yo yo's new boy toy.

she has metal arms tho wtf

Now she uses her super speed

So he was the colossal titan all this time?

So are the bats dimension hoping time demons?

>little guy controlling a bigger guy he's inside
>lot of heat
>crystals

What else do we need to go full AoT?

Wait, was that a guy trying to act his way out of murder?

Okay fuck you Agents of Shield, fuck you.

Deke confirmed dreamy.

of shit, this is awful

#lit

LOL

What is this season?!

lmao this is great

>Deke got cucked by his best friend

At least he still has Daisy.

they really let them have fun. plus the cgi is looking great

daisy is clearly better demonstrated by this episode

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS SEASON.

>Next episode in two weeks
Well shit.

I think you mean hilarious

wait i missed that did they really say two weeks?

Be real Yea Forums is Deke dreamy?

>they went full on with the blog thot persona
>Deke gets cucked

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Last time we had tripping balls, this time we had vlogging.

Where else can we go!?

off the rails

Just finished watching it a few minutes behind via DVR...
Holy shit this episode.
#fuckingmillennials

Yep said June 14th.

Was expecting it, still doubt he'll ever win Daisy but he is a Ward.

Probably, and whatever Not-Son-of-Coul uses to detect them gives a false positive on people who hopped the time line another way.

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They kept calling him a "talker", which probably means people who have a bat in them but somehow the bat doesn't control them. Except in Deke's case, there really isn't a bat, he just detects like one.

Deke trips balls and spends the rest of the season vlogging his Titquake hallucinations.

So im guessing the bats are literally zombies and they infect the inhabitants of whatever world they're in while good-guy-not-coulson tries to stop them before the whole world is smothered in
batnado.

man if deke has gotten fake quake to that state im sure hes taken it even further just saying...

Or more likely, talkers are bats who have learned how to make their hosts talk.

Or talker is just what he called him because he was talking and that was the easiest way to describe deke. I dont think coulson implied they've ever encountered talkers before.

You know she's probably referring to the bats as butterflies, and the human hosts are irrelevant walking corpses. And that's why not-Coulson said Deke was already dead.

Talkers could also be other false positives. (actual timeline jumpers) It's not like Bat Patrol is gonna take the time to find out.

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>Talkers could also be other false positives
But they called him a Talker, so if that was the case they wouldn't have bothered trying to kill him.

But they dont seem to check if what they killed was a bat thing or not so they could have encountered multiple timeline jumpers up until now and just murdered them cause they happened to jump worlds.

They arn't after time jumpers, they are after world jumpers.

That's why I said time LINE jumpers in my previous post. ()
Isn't Marvel multiverse supposed to have a whole bunch of alternate universes, so many that they refer to them by numbers?

Yeah but deke isnt a "world jumper" he's just out of time or on a different timeline( which could mean different world) either way there is a correlation there. Even then from what we've seen, not-coulson kills and doesn't ask questions and he's even fine with killing normal people to further his agenda so even though deke isnt a bat he's setting off coulson's bat detector which is reason enough to kill him to be safe.

Note to people downloading episode rips: make sure you have the video blog scene at the end. Last week apparently the final scene got missed.

>SHIELD probably cleared out all their tech after the fact
>Deke probably dipped with all the investor cash

Maybe he can use it to open a small craft brewery making different flavors of Zima.

Alright. Caught back up to where shit broke.

>Parasitic fungus bat

Is this a new enemy for Last of Us 2?

You know, this show has REALLY changed over the years. Really after watching this go and and watch the Fitz/Ward episode from season 1 and take a moment to let it sink in that this is the same show.

No, it's a Titan.

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Yeah, once they got through that first Hydra push, they really kinda went nuts.

God, Deke's girlfriend really is your boilerplate influencer moron, huh?

You can't really murder people with phones the way you used to be able to with the old solid Bell ones that weighed 5 pounds.

or IBM Model M keyboards from the '90s

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>showrunner self inserting as a white man's whore

lmao

Wait, did Deke really think that his slutty game Quake wouldn't get back to Daisy?

Holy shit, Keller, you're the grimmest thing to happen on this show since it was on at 10PM.

That's full on goddamn horror show. /r/ web please.

Yeah that was pretty hardcore for the 8/7PM time slot

Gotham is cancelled, so someone needed to fill the "this is an 8 o'clock show on basic cable?" Void

Loved it. Love the subplot of hunting time travelers. The batshit is weird and awesome at the same time.

>First episode has hundreds of bats fly out of a portal.

Oh no

probably planned on swapping her and the kree out for characters less likely to get him murdered before leaving the production environment.

Because in space there's no sense of up and down, so corridors should be adaptable in order to allow the crew to walk across the "walls" if necessary, so fully rectangular would be a hassle if the ship flips on a side from the POV of the crew.

why yoyo do nothing and let that thing go inside that guy mouth , there was like 5 second for her to save him .

You're more annoying than the canonfag

Some comments:
>Snowflake is this season's Sinara
>Keller's transformation was some Immortal Hulk tier kinda shit, fucking loved it specially since it ties with the twist of looking after people who already have these things implanted on them
>>This also means that Coulson's team are actually... Good guys? Who are trying to save the world(s) from these parasitic bats?
>The tie with the Chronicoms is less clear now since they're also after people who are time displaced, but at least their goal is clearer since they aren't looking for alt-universe people but time-displaced people (which is essentially the same but alt-universe hopping is different from people belonging to universes created by split timelines
>Yo-Yo is for suffering
>Sequoia was hilarious, shame Deke never got her boba

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>blind item so it's probably bullshit
>also from SIX FUCKING YEARS AGO

god who cares

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>Why didn't she help and pull bat titan out of him before he got all the way down, she just stood there and watched.

Speedsters were a mistake. Seriously, it's the most broken power. It needs to be nerfed.

>Or talker is just what he called him because he was talking and that was the easiest way to describe deke. I dont think coulson implied they've ever encountered talkers before.

Didn't they say they found a talker but the girl knifed him before he could spill his figurative guts (as opposed to his literal guts) a couple of episodes ago?

Mack's face is incredible.

>God, Deke's girlfriend really is your boilerplate influencer moron, huh?

also the co-creator of the whole show lol

yeah, I snubbed this show tonight cause fucking Good Omens was the best show I have seen in YEARS! Yeah, shameless plug but holy shit this chemistry is off the chart.

So have a bump cause I am starting the show now

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with the Shotgun Axe

AND HOLY SHIT THOSE TITS!

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Big Mack's Shotgun AXE attack

MEGAUpload when??

>Deke
>May
>evil Coulson
>Titty Skye

nah

Why does my rip have no people talking on it? Only audio? Wtf?!

webm anons, can I get a webm of Daisy with the catsuit in the framework?

Deke wanted asian pussy and Daisy was off in space. I don't blame him for fucking an easy slut and pretending she's Daisy

>Computer, load upi Daisy McTits

It's not even cable.

Here you go senpai

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GOD DAAAAMN! Thanks user. The bra almost made her look like she had implants which I like

my man.
I would definitely play spy games in the framework with Agent Mctits

Huh. I thought the season started next month. Whoops.

>everyone in this thread is going on about Daisy
>I'm all about cute little psycho Snow

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As far as I understand, her perception is only sped up when she's moving, so she can't really catch targets, she needs a static target to lock onto and then she can run.

This episode is realy meta if you think about it. The female showrunner of Agents of shield played that asian girlfriend of Deke, and Daisy is essentially her self insert character. So she just had herself play the replacement girlfriend standing in for her self insert character.

teaser for the next episode
youtube.com/watch?v=HEv-NBCyDJc

Does he fuck it?

Alternate audio track with no voice? But usually the alternate audio is either Spanish or descriptive (some narrator describes everything going on like people picking up shit)

That preview is strange. If their goal is to save the world from the bat monsters, why kill or threaten innocent people?

He probably has a special version at home

#YasQueen

They don't care about individual people they are here to save entire worlds and probably got sick of having to get past them to destroy peoples loved ones.

This season is weird.

Not even bad weird or good weird, just weird.

Parasitic Bats...

I love this show

>ywn experience interdimensional travel in a stealth truck with cute butterfly girl
why even live

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