ITT: Religious fanart

Is that by Dogisaga?

That’s surprisingly cute.

Hijabs are peak cute, the only issue is the political baggage.

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Why is Bruce so pissed that he turned into Hulk to pray?

Paolo Vardiero is the artist that makes half of these

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If you worship Satan....

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Jews probably.

thought that was samurai jack at first

his catchphrase is changing from "hulk smash" to "I slam"

It is just fake hair for when women go bald, the irl old women I know wear them are bald ass bit ch es

Who the hell is this?
i giggled

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grow up

I love seeing stuff like this.
It's heartwarming to see Jesus with characters from comics, anime or cartoons.
I don't know why, I'm not even religious.

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Cringe but wholesome

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Find me some actually good religious-oriented art from comics, Yea Forums!

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>nonreligious art isn't allowed for some reason.
I indulged into superheroes because I craved naked muscular men's body yet my father won't let me do such faggy things.

Severely underrated post, my dude.

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Good Man

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Mashallah brother Thanos has seen the light of Allah and accepted Islam he has now changed his name to Mohammed Al-arijwani bin Sui-San

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This thread is comfy

He found out that Nat still has a clit

The fucking Thing being there gets me every time.

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based

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fusion isn't sodomy as long as the gems aren't touch

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canonical in both works.

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are they laughing at it or something?

Jesus fuck user, nice one.

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God I hate muslims.

>She saw the light
That’s just insensitive.

>De-Bimbofication

imagine the reverse

Hinata isn’t blind baka

That's a good one there user

Where's the good ol' pagan fanart

Lmao

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They really are. Cute as hell. I just wish I could have a thread posting them without guys like showing up

Shit there's a picture of Katia from Prequel turning Muslim but I don't have it

>Even me user?

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kishimoto should take notes

/thread

Who is black flash?

Wowwww jesus, whoop dee doo. I'm a God too, and not half like you, fruitcake.

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>accepting you live in a society

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I once actually did attempt trolling( i.e say a bunch of stupid shit) a christian minecraft server once but the people were way to nice and i felt guilty for even thinking about trolling

>Look at this adorable terrorist!
Ugleh, inside and out.

So you encountered real life Flanderses?

>Gamers dont want to rise up
>they just want love
2sad4me

not really they were just kind people that treated each other and me with kindness

That’s Captain FUCKING America, believe it or not.

>Paolo Vardiero
>its a Brazilian
I feel even more embarassed as both a Brazilian and a Christian to discover this

Normies don't actually know what comic characters are religious.

The worst thing about this is that design would unironically look great if it wasn't for the hijab

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Is that supposed to be batman?

Hahahaha

Top kek

I find amazing how that picture looks like it came from some pretentious fedora lords but is actually a funny punchline.

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Fuck, I actually like this one. No clue why.

>50 years ago
>quotes Psalms

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Kek

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That caught me off guard when Carol said that

This makes it look more like he’s getting abused than saved. Especially in the second panel, it looks like Jesus is going to punch him.

I would actually love Jesus integrated in the pantheon of gods in Marvel.
If he had the burning sword of Uriel and summoned the plagues of Egypt to fight Gorr The God Butcher.

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Well damn it’s dungeon master, I thought everyone forgot about him?

Oh fuck

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Some normal guy remembers he's the Joker all along

I always knew the Azumanga girls were good Christians.

I hate to be THAT guy, but Jesus isn't a Demi. He is fully God. Okay sorry I'm done

Does Jesus stand any kind of chance against Ganesha?

His mom was human, he's a demigod. Deal with it.

well done

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Doubly so. No only is she a Muslim, she is a thot.

I really don't think "normal" applies in any sense of the word to the kind of people drawing these pictures.

The way hulk swung his arms made me think he was going to transform into a truck or something

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As much as I'm sure a tism storm will come from me mentioning animu some retard did the same thing with goku despite his entire concept being rooted heavily in Buddhism. Last I checked Islam and Buddhism don't mix too well, especially given how the Myanmar massacre went. What's with muslims and bible belt types and their weird need to insert their religion into things that are distinctly not related to their religion?

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>thought that was samurai jack at first
Ditto

All the mudslime ones sound like sandpeople boomer shit.

Who's the purple guy?

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Absolutely based

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They probably think the same about christians; funny thing is that judes, christians and islam worship the same god.

It's not the god that's the problem. It's the shit that tumbles out of their cunt prophets' mouths.

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Oh my god, I haven't thought about the cup guy in decades.

You should definitely know about PBF.

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>That shopped in sexy Broly
Fucking kek.

> Not bin Mentor

Edgy.

This guy gets it.

If the truth is edgy to you, please crawl back up your mother's vagina. You clearly aren't ready for this world yet.

he can alternate reality so why not?

>Dat Ben

Well, I guess he is already stoned.

what the fuck did Lucas Moura really post this shit?
or am i being bamboozled?

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Are you unironically unable to tell the difference between a pacifist hippy and a genocidal child rapist?

Is this doomguy in his sunday best or something?

Sonicfag Jesusfreaks are a special kind of breed.

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Gold

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There is nothing more blue pilled than anyone who considers themselves to progressive supporting Islam. Its like they just conveniently ignore the fact that they're supporting something that literally wants them dead/subjugated. I mean unless you're trans I guess, Islam goes pretty easy on trans compared to women and gays.

S-source for that Broly?

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oh this tickles me

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Something tells me Jesus wouldn't be super stoked on Roshi.

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Would Jesus be a half Namekian in DB?

Trying to fit the abrahamic God into the Dragon Ball universe would be a nightmare. Much like the other Gods in that show it probably wouldn't be a very flattering depiction though. Gods in the DB universe tend to be less than useless. They're typically a major detriment.

Is this an endgame spoiler?

How did that even become a thing anyway?
More than 5 seconds of critical thinking should be more than enough to make the contradiction skullfuckingly obvious.

The progressives dont have critical thinking.

>shirt became unbuttoned
Is this going to lead to sex?

You're assuming this isn't DURING sex.

>DD
>the thing
Always the funniest parts.

I too get my info from religionofpeace.com

>blue pilled
Both these pills are a false choice. The blue pill keeps you enslaved to The System. The red pill condemns you to a life of suffering where your good deeds are tracked and your extinction is inevitable. Worst yet, it is revealed that the red pills are all part of a system run by the machines necessary for blue pill survival. None are truth or freedom from the system. You either willingly accept the system or falsely believe you're rebelling against the system, unaware you're merely playing a different role and shockingly vital role in the same system. In other words, both choices are lie-filled shit choices and red pills are merely another form of blue pill. Whichever you chose, The Matrix has you.

What the Wachowskis are trying to tell us, at times begging us to understand, is that our options are never limited to the choices laid in front of us. We are free to find our own path. The true pill is no pill.

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Post the original one please.

The most surprising things are Morpheus' lines
>Morpheus: "You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland, and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes."
>Stay in Wonderland
Stay in Wonderland? The fantasy? Funny how taking the red pill does that. Neo is supposed to be pulled out of Wonderland, out of the fantasy, not pulled deeper into it.

Consider that, ALL the films, the Oracle offers Neo a red pill. What does Neo do with them? In the first Matrix, Neo takes the red pill and swallows it. In Matrix Reloaded, Neo takes the red candy, but does not swallow it. In Matrix Revolutions, Neo does not take the red candy at all. In each film, Neo’s decision evolves. He does from swallowing it to rejecting it. This is the Oracle’s purpose, the function for which she was created - guide Neo along the Path of the One, into the Architect’s Room where he is meant to go through the left door & allow Zion to be destroyed. In other words, every last red pill is still enslaved to the system. Even The One, the Matrix equivalent of Jesus, is the system's bitch. Just see check out what Neo tells Morpheus after
>Neo: It was a lie, Morpheus. The Prophesy was a lie. The One was never meant to end anything. It was all another System of Control.
Even The One was another slave to the system. If the most powerful of the red pills is another cog in the machine, what does that say about all red pills? Neo recognized that.

What makes Neo stand out isn't that he's a red pill, there's many. It isn't because he's a One, there's many too. It's because he was the first One to recognize this, and reject BOTH red pill and blue pill. And instead of doing what he's told like an obedient servant, he creates his own path. This path he created, though it cost him his life, it ended up bringing a new future no previous One came close to. Peace between Humanity and Machine. In other words, both pills are lies. The truth is to see past both pills and make your own decision.

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>If you worship Satan
When compared to the Islamic and Christian god, Satan isn't really any worse by comparison.

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>That time Jesus joins the Avengers

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Decided to look this up on some international heroes website. I think this is the guy you're talking about.

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it's nearly like DB is a thing from the 80-90's for the whole world outside of the USA ....

They're not wrong.

Fun fact! The Arabic dub of Dragon Ball was afraid to show the Saiyans transform into Great Apes due to the implication of evolution so instead they just had the Saiyans summon their "big brothers".

I can't handle this much of soul

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>that baby
what the fuck

Is Shadow supposed to be King Herod?

All three of them just need to come together some day in harmony to deal with the real threat: the uprising number of neo pagans.

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You know, the funny thing is, I think really beautiful Christian comics could be written/drawn, if we only had high-level comic book creators who were devout and knowledgeable about their religion, and were also serious about it.

I mean, think about great works of literature, like the Divine Comedy or Paradise Lost or the Brothers Karamazov. These are all blatantly religious works, but they're great art, too, because Dante, Milton, and Dostoevsky were all extremely devout and also were geniuses. Why haven't we gotten that devout/genius combination in comic books yet? Or have we, and maybe I'm just not aware of it?

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Good man

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I'm going to get shit for this but I don't think there is a massive audience for that kind of thing anymore. A lot of people identify as "religious" of course but a ton are of the Joel Osteen, red letter, milquetoast variety. A compelling story is a compelling story but it would probably be a hard sell. I have to imagine it would be raked over the coals in this culture too if you tried to preach any real doctrine.

Religious people are the original capeshitters. They'll scream and cry when a good religious comic would be made.

>Superbest Friendcast/Castle Superbeast I'd
Who are these guys

Depends on it elephants can get drunk off the blood of christ.

>Man, I'm tired of people being autistic about this socially conservative wino of dubious historicity.
What are you, the Renegade Angel?
Speak English, asshole.

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Jesus was an alcoholic, do you have any idea how easy it is to beat an alcoholic?

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Cute

Based

The first thing thanos would do is snap-erase all that vile scum from the face of earth. Cult of the wicked moon devil which cursed influence should've never escaped the M.E.

A hyuga clan member ninja is nothing without its byakugan (white eye) which enhances their taijutsu capabilities.
Not that I expect a retarded backwards cult of the sand age to understand simple facts, speaking of which, the closest thing in the naruto world, the sand village, would spit on pisslame dogma, not only does the sand village use ninjutsu up and down, but also (get this), their village head/leader hosts a beast (one tail) inside him.
What would the "book of desert delirious delusions" say about that?

You find it "cute", funny thing is, in most places where they're the majority they would stone a woman for wearing that in public, or they would throw acid at them, another classic favorite custom within their culture. The only reason you can sit there and look at their women wearing anything other then a "burka" is because people from outside their influence made it possible since they are barely allowed to do anything creative since most forms of artistic expression is considered "haram" according to their pants on head retarded dogma, that's why they don't produce, they take/steal/usurp/consume what other more mentally unlocked/free folks make.
If you're one of them, I got nothing more to tell you, if you're not and you're capriciously playing the devil's advocate game (but on a cultural scale) for whatever reason, inform yourself properly, not "they said that they come in peace, so it must be true! they wouldn't hurt a fly" and then completely disregard the catastrophic events brought to other civilizations and cultures which suffered and were brutally culled by this so called "religion of peace", everyone should be aware of who they open their doors to instead of blindly letting wolves in sheep clothing and vipers in bird feathers in one's home.

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Which is one of the reasons why calling them NPCs always critical hits them.

Based.

>what is the meaning of life
Meaning is an imaginary concept, so the answer doesn't actually have a question to cause it to exist
Is this 'begging the answer'? Existence is a series of infinite coincidences that create the illusion of intelligence, no reason a God can give for this would have value, for worth is too a figment of the imagination

Even this device capitalizes the title as though it were a name

meanwhile, in the religious Italy of the 80s...

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GAMERS

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total controversy of this: zero.

And it was a goddamn AD for toys running on kids magazines

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Can anybody and I mean anybody in comics beat Allah SWT in anything and I mean anything at all. Allah SWT whose name includes
>Ar-Rahmaan The Beneficent
>Ar-Raheem The Merciful
>Al-Malik The Eternal Lord
>Al-Quddus The Most Sacred
>As-Salam The Embodiment of Peace
>Al-Mu’min The Infuser of Faith
>Al-Muhaymin The Preserver of Safety
>Al-Aziz The Mighty One
>Al-Jabbar The Omnipotent One
>Al-Mutakabbir The Dominant One
>Al-Khaaliq The Creator
>Al-Baari The Evolver
>Al-Musawwir The Flawless Shaper
>Al-Ghaffaar The Great Forgiver
>Al-Qahhaar The All-Prevailing One
>Al-Wahhab The Supreme Bestower
>Ar-Razzaq The Total Provider
>Al-Fattah The Supreme Solver
>Al-Alim The All-Knowing One
>Al-Qaabid The Restricting One
>Al-Baasit The Extender
>Al-Khaafid The Reducer
>Ar-Rafi The Elevating One
>Al-Mu’izz The Honourer-Bestower
>Al-Muzil The Abaser
>As-Sami’ The All-Hearer
>Al-Baseer The All-Seeing
>Al-Hakam The Impartial Judge
>Al-Adl The Embodiment of Justice
>Al-Lateef The Knower of Subtleties
>Al-Khabeer The All-Aware One
>Al-Haleem The Clement One
>Al-Azeem The Magnificent One
>Al-Ghafoor The Great Forgiver
>Ash-Shakoor The Acknowledging One
>Al-Aliyy The Sublime One
>Al-Kabeer The Great One
>Al-Hafiz The Guarding One
>Al-Muqeet The Sustaining One
>Al-Haseeb The Reckoning One
>Al-Jaleel The Majestic One
>Al-Kareem The Bountiful One
>Ar-Raqeeb The Watchful One
>Al-Mujeeb The Responding One
>Al-Waasi’ The All-Pervading One
>Al-Hakeem The Wise One
>Al-Wadud The Loving One
>Al-Majeed The Glorious One
>Al-Ba’ith The Infuser of New Life
>Ash-Shaheed The All Observing Witness
>Al-Haqq The Embodiment of Truth
>Al-Wakeel The Universal Trustee
>Al-Qawwiyy The Strong One
>Al-Mateen The Firm One
>Al-Waliyy The Protecting Associate
>Al-Hameed The Sole-Laudable One
>Al-Muhsee The All-Enumerating One
>Al-Mubdi The Originator
>Al-Mueed The Restorer
>Al-Muhyi The Maintainer of life
>Al-Mumeet The Inflictor of Death
>Al-Hayy The Eternally Living One

This thread is based

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To continue
>Al-Qayyoom The Self-Subsisting One
>Al-Waajid The Pointing One
>Al-Maajid The All-Noble One
>Al-Waahid The Only One
>Al-Ahad The Sole One The One
>As-Samad The Supreme Provider
>Al-Qaadir The Omnipotent One
>Al-Muqtadir The All Authoritative One
>Al-Muqaddim The Expediting One
>Al-Mu’akhkhir The Procrastinator
>Al-Awwal The Very First
>Al-Akhir The Infinite Last One
>Az-Zaahir The Perceptible
>Al-Baatin The Imperceptible
>Al-Waali The Holder of Supreme Authority
>Al-Muta’ali The Extremely Exalted One
>Al-Barr The Fountain-Head of Truth
>At-Tawwaab The Ever-Acceptor of Repentance
>Al-Muntaqim The Retaliator
>Al-Afuww The Supreme Pardoner
>Ar-Ra’oof The Benign One
>Maalik-ul-Mulk The Eternal Possessor of Sovereignty
>Zul-Jalaali-wal-Ikram The Possessor of Majesty and Honour
>Al-Muqsit The Just One
>Al-Jaami’ The Assembler of Scattered Creations
>Al-Ghaniyy The Self-Sufficient One
>Al-Mughni The Bestower of Sufficiency
>Al-Maani’ The Preventer
>Ad-Daarr The Distressor
>An-Naafi’ The Bestower of Benefits
>An-Noor The Prime Light
>Al-Haadi The Provider of Guidance
>Al-Badi’ The Unique One
>Al-Baaqi The Ever Surviving One
>Al-Waaris The Eternal Inheritor
>Ar-Rasheed The Guide to Path of Rectitude
>As-Saboor The Extensively Enduring One

this one is making me feel, retardedly enough
also, judging from the first frame, this dude would make awesome dbz fanart

So what is the lore of God's plan for cybertron

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No idea. This came out before the transformers were a thing(1982) :(

same

I liked this brief moment from Batman: No Man's Land.

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>i'm going to give myself a bunch of *epic* ™ titles for the purpose of bolstering my own "god-like" fragile ego and built hype around my non-existence so that my personal zoo of fanatics fanboys/girls can drown themselves in my own house brand cool-aid and act like total brainless drones who abandon reason & logic whenever i'm the subject, which shall be always, everywhere over everything, can't have them thinking on their own for a second, also command them to bother and harass those who don't drink my cool-aid having them essentially become the worlds pesky butt itch plague that plays expert level victim whenever it's not in control, shamelessly taking advantage of the gullible bleeding hart types and hypocritically slithers around the opposing populace.

Tsk, such a vain ideal of a "god", where is the enlightened humility? Or is it all about the shiny sparkling self-proclaimed titles/names and general hype vanity, does it also wear a set of gold tooth? A 69 carat diamond necklace that reads "DESERT PIMP"? Platform sandals with a scorpion caged inside the platform sole heels?
How ridiculous.
Your "gods" are nothing more then glorified imaginary friends who's crafted/doctored/made up "legends" are shared around the during the periods of sandstorm like donkeys sniffing each other's asses or schoolyard stories of "my imaginary friend is cooler then yours! nu-uhh! mine can fly! well mine can lift the planet! mine can lift the sun! mine can lift the universe! and mine can lift the universe... +1!" tier nonsense.
It's like "god" worshippers haven't ever manage to get over their 8-grader syndrome.

Remember sinners, always look as sexy as possible when praying.

>A 69 carat diamond necklace that reads "DESERT PIMP"? Platform sandals with a scorpion caged inside the platform sole heels
I can totally see Muhammad appearing dressed like that in the Boondocks.

Yes

>seething
Pathetic.

Imagine the hulk beating his wife

Amazing.

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OH MY GOD A RAG

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Purple Yoda.
A character from Saint Seiya.

>mocking their ridiculous childish delusions
>y-you must be mad, s-seething!

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Coming from a fellow fedora tipper you're coming across as a weird smug dumb dumb trying to antagonize people for literally no reason.

oh great, they're creationists TOO?

Dude what? Of course they are.

Well I mean, "Drunk nailed to wood = Humanity gets to live forever after death" is a pretty autistic conclusion.

A lot of the New Testament was made to hand wave away a lot of Jewish law and practices. The whole Christ death thing was mostly to do with that. His death was essentially him going "TEAM GOY BABY!"

>summon their "big brothers".
That's such a fucking Arab thing it's hilarious.

It would make stonings a lot less fun, with Hulk one-shotting them every time.

If you like that there's more! When the bad guys die they die for good but when the good guys die they're sent to a martial arts school in another dimension. The Dragon Balls don't grant wishes they just open up a portal so the good guys can come back from the martial arts school. Apparently the villains want the Dragon Balls because that energy can make them super strong.

>the Hulk goes around telling people that women are lesser beings that should be at home and covered, and that gays should not be allowed to live

aw

Who is the Chinese guy leading the prayers?

That's adorable. And yay, I guess rats do go to heaven.

>That Krillin
>That Yamcha

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This. It will never be up to their standards and automatically relegated to book burning bonfires despite their merits.

Why are they using rocks when they can just blow up the country?

RISE

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>compared to women
*Subject to territory, of course - how religion shapes the roles of local women varying from the progressive side of the spectrum like Indonesia all the way to the nasty ones like Pakistan.

>SWT

Sucks White Titties?
Sleeps With Toddlers?

>the progressive side of the spectrum like Indonesia

Indonesia is one of the worst places in the world for women. Islam is an absolute cancer in that country.

Albania and Kazakhstan are actually a better places for women than Indonesia. Hell even better than Turkey, which is held up as the most progressive Muslim country in the world.

So you are affronted by her being religious, and by her being too secular?
That is quite something.

It used to be.
Before Erdogan stabbed Atatürk in the back.
Also Albania is unsuitable for human life. It's full of Albanians.

>literally no reason
>no reason
You should pay more attention towards these people, specifically, the things they collectively try to hide and suppress while also observing the way they treat those who are not in their cult club.
You're on the internet, there are tons of sources (for now) that beg to differ your "antagonizing for no reason" narrative, heck, even the most staunch defenders of their general pseudo-peaceful violent behavior that shill and damage-control so hard in their favor seemingly can't fully condone them or justify their presence in places outside their regions.
And all that for a desert heat induced acid trip that made some loonatic see magic "angels" and "sky daddies" but neglected the part where he saw a devil instead of his own reflection when rambling about his delusions all over the m.e.
I understand that during that time, their cult and ideals were simply mocked, I believe that wasn't enough, they should have been exterminated before it grew into the world cancer it is today.

>Superman isn't in there
The author knows Superman would lift it

I thought Hulk was about to gamma tsunami

For some reason D&D cartoon was really popular among early brazilian millennials

it is haram to make pictures, esp. or other people. allahs one true prophet, Muhammed, has taught us this:
>allah shall punish all the sinners, but first he shall punish the picture makers

This is what I needed to see this morning.

Yikes, my dude. I pray that you find more reason and comfort.

The gimp suit never really made me feel comfortable.

>they had me in the first half not gunna lie
but then the punchline

There are enough Islamic schools that still have tons of iconography or just dropped the whole picture debate to assume this person is not even inconsistent.
In the modern world of telecommunication and omnipresent pictures it's just untenable.
Movies would be a kind of apocalyptic virtex of sin if you are strict about that.

Samurai Jack?

Why ain't you took your girl to church Yea Forums?

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Jesus loves everybody.
It's his thing.

The one closest to me is a Catholic church and Catholic services are the most boring thing on the planet. Give me a church filled with black people and then I'll attend every Sunday.

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What type of bullshit is this?

This sounds exactly like what a mom would say.

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That actually looks good.

More like sacreligious fantard "art".

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>Muslims talking about bombs

Worried laughter

It's literally just a baggy hood if it's not covering their face

It's pretty easy if your country hasnt evolved past the dark ages.

Alright, Dylann, my man.

based

I like how writing created mental dependency and reason to not be around each other myself, though I do see how pictures can take away from real life
Imagine being aroused by a 3dpd these days

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Former Let’s play group that does a long ass podcast now.

You are not wrong about this, because let's face it, trying to implement sharia to it's completeness is absolutely unfeasible, even when ISIS was smashing statues and any iconography they came across, they had no problem filming their atrocities and publishing it online despite this being a complete breach of the rule about picture making.

That still doesn't stop the retards. When Saudi Arabia introduced television for the first time, Saudis were offended by moving pictures so much that one prince actually went religion of piece on a tv store and ended up dying in a gun fight. His brother later assassinated the king for this (though it's not confirmed whether or not it was this). The Taliban also banned television and photography when they came into power. Malian terrorists destroyed several archeological sites in Timbuktu (never mind they were ISLAMIC) because that was akin to idol worship.

>funny thing is that judes, christians and islam worship the same god.
I am not so sure about this.
youtube.com/watch?v=JG0h5cR_HnA

Love it

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Yes.

Broly culo

On one hand you can blame the Achehnese - Jakarta allowed self-autonomy (which included allowing shariah punshments) in their area so they wouldn't rebel and separate because "MUH ARCHIPELAGO NATION". On places like Java where there are pockets of fringe groups like Front Pembela Islam which take on a volatile racially-motivated fundamentalist approach never before seen since 1998...

me on the screencap

same desu, but then I'm a sucker for Joker having moments of clarity

have another (You), made me roll my eyes

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You'd need a REALLY good writer-editor duo for that, and I mean the very top, Gaiman-tier, otherwise you'd end up with X-Men 423-424, JLA: Act of God or, worst case scenario, Holy Terror
And even then is right, you'd get shat on for 'misrepresenting' religion

Is there any religious figure who can defeat Jesus Christ? And I'm not just talking regular Jesus Christ...

I don't know enough Christianity lore to finish the copypasta

Jesus the human is easily defeatable with two logs and a bunch of nails
Jesus the Son would require taking down the entirety of God and so is not feasible within the rules of Christianity

Kind of dig this one...

>no one has posted this yet

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Probably some bullshit about Palestine.

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Depends who you ask
In gnostic terms while "Jesus" sits at the right hand of "god" the "devil" sits at his left as dual elements of the whole. Satan or Lucifer being Jesus's brother also comes up in American denominations.
That said they are supposed to be polar opposites of one another.

Judeo-Christianity makes a lot more sense when you apply hermetic concepts to it and realize things like Jesus the Son were invented to explain the dualities of the All.

Here user you earned this (You)

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You can keep it.

Well I applied the vanilla Christianity approach of 'Jesus is a person within God', once we start to split them then yeah the powerlevel drops drastically

>spirit bomb

Colour me surprised, but this is actually good.

I assume is less being religious and more her religion.

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pretty sure its Hotcha

I think I have a fetish for Hijabs only because I had a crush on a Muslim girl in high school. She didn't wear one but she was still religious enough to fast and only eat hala meat. Oh my god was she cute though. She also had an asshole boyfriend who was fucking other girls and got expelled from school, so I really hope she's not still dating him

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That's America's ass

>That well put together smart looking Muslim girl in College
Man I should've just talked to her.

>Also a bunch of Christian-lite demigods
>some Titty monster female version of John Constantine
You know fucking what? I'll start writing about it, just for fun

>/reddit

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>Gnostic
Trash

this but unironically

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But they’re acknowledging humans are related to monkeys!

This pic made me curious what kind of Anime Israeli Jews are into.

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You poor bastard
Google RCDart.
Sorry in advance for mental scarring

Because he's got some Nail in him?

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Ex-Catholic atheist here.

Holy fuck yes please. I still listen to Catholic mass on Youtube for the music. Watch Jesus Christ Superstar, Last Temptation of Christ, the Gospel According to Saint Matthew or Simon of the Desert. Jesus and Mary are both fucking awesome. I want a movie on her.
>God tells you to get pregnant
>you're, like, 16
>you live in a violent misogynistic sand culture where women can literally be stoned to death for thottery
>if you get pregnant there is basically no gurantee your arranged husband won't fucking kill you
>even then no one in your community will believe you
>your parents may not believe you
>and even if you did, you'd be publicly humiliating them
>have baby anyway, because God asked you to
>spend forever in the desert whilst knocked up on a fucking camel and cant even get a room
>have to give birth with no pain killers five inches from piles of donkey shit
>get pursued by King Herod
>son disappears into the desert for a long time
>he comes back
>you have to watch him be humiliated, brutalised, tortured, and then finally killed
>because God asks you too
Mary is a poor woman from an occupied nation who faces sexism, state brutality, poverty and the worst possible thing a parent could go through and she does it with dignity because its in line with her values.

Jesus is basically the same way.
>God asks you to literal suffocate on a stick
>your best friends are going to sell you out
>fuck

Jesus

it gets interpreted as 'pictures of Allah or Muhammad', as doing so would be creating essentially an idol. How do you think Islamic art developed if they weren't allowed to make pictures in general?

>eggs and bacon

But Jesus is... look I don’t even know if that is the worst thing about this comic.

No, Allah

If they're anything like the arabs on /int/, just popular shonen.

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that's not how it works jesus was a piece of god born through a human he's god brought to life by god

Most progressives don't support Islam. They just support not harassing average Muslims who mind their own business because a bunch of lunatics blow people up. Your brain lacks nuance.

Majority of progressives would like to see all of the Judaic religions die out and give way to secular humanism. But it ain't happening, so the best we can do is get along. It's really not a complicated concept.

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>christian kamala

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>a christian minecraft server
It boggles my mind that such a thing needs to exist.

Kaliman?

I need art of the cast of Stardust Crusaders praying with Avdol as the imam

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To be fair, a lot of Arab decorations from the early centuries of the faith were geometrical shapes or calligrams (essentially, figures drawn with writing) made with either the shadada or sutras. It's not until the Persians recovered enough prestige that more direct drawings were considered "allowed" under specific interpretation of the Sharia.

fucking malays

Boomers btfoing hulk

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I am pretty sure that Christian canon has Jesus as 100% God and 100% human. At the same time. Yeah, it doesn't really makes sense, but pic related.

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If its related to islam the 2nd one is more accurate.

Wow. Allah really is powerful. Nothing in comics can handle that.

Jesus Christ is the incarnate of the God of all creation, so it's hard to try and calculate his power level in terms of fighting another religious figure.

Also because Jesus wins through death and new life because death and defeat are not the end of God

Kill yourself.

no

>Spider's horse wife was there

what the fuck are you talking about?

>Most progressives don't support Islam. They just support not harassing average Muslims who mind their own business because a bunch of lunatics blow people up. Your brain lacks nuance.
Bullshit. The naives one believe that Muslims are justified in establishing a caliphate because of colonialism and the Iraq War and believe it won't be so bad. The most cynical ones see them as political asset to be used against their political allies like the French politicians.

>Majority of progressives would like to see all of the Judaic religions die out and give way to secular humanism. But it ain't happening, so the best we can do is get along.
It isn't happening. Best you can hope for is progressives being remembered as useful idiots who used Muslims as a fifth column to ruin the societies they live in.

interesting interpretation
I haven't seen the movies in forever so I can't really engage with you on the topic but I enjoyed the theory.

i'm gonna paste this wherever someone says the bluepill-redpill bullshit

Always the fucking Pollacks

It'll be of little consequence.
You may as well tell people that fag, autist, cuck, and incel aren't being used correctly either.

>God, who is fully God, is somehow made demigod bc he's born of a human mother

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I don't know why, but I actually kinda like this. I think it probably is partly because I got so fucking tired of Joker.

I used to get beat by my uncles for drawing
Source: Am muslim

Normie kind, also RWBY.

Well I don't get shit,and my father is extremely religious Source: am muslim (2)

Leviticus 18:22
>Stewie Griffin from Family Guy is gay

why do sakura and naruto look like meth addicts

not funny at all, you are complete faggots

I was wondering how the hell did he know about the saint seiya, but then I realized that he is brazilian, and they fucking worship that anime

me too. muslims and jews. literally every other religion is okay in my book

the romans

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I was about to post that. It's such a good picture.

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HRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNGGGFGHGGG

I’m surprised no one mentioned Joshua Graham. He’s a good depiction of a religious person who fell and is trying to atone for what he did

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i like him but he's not really Yea Forums material right? There is a comic book but wasn't that just a mini-prequel about the khans and benny?

Yes. It’s a shame how they didn’t expand on him

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They needed to hit the darkest point of their life, to finally see the light.

The One Above All

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If I pretend it's not Jesus and involves sex this gets pretty hot

What?

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>tfw my cousin is slowly turning into one of these due to the combination of sonic autism and religious nut parents

>a piece of fucking wood
>heavy to people can can casually lift anything from locomotives to buildings
The absolute state of christfag delusion.

Excluding the last page, this could easily be mistaken for performance art.

End his suffering.

>big brothers

so they are saying that you can be a brother with an ape? what?

>All the sins that were and ever will be committed by Mankind
>not heavy as fuck

now I will read your comics

sins don't have weight

This design looks pretty badass with the exception of the towel on her head. DC should adopt it for a story here or there.

I thought Stan was jewish? Or that Kirby?

This comic got it right. The jew is the caused of this. The count represents the news and their ultimate sin of killing Jesus.

Kid grows up and jacks it to knuckles.

Just like there are Christians that don't stone people to death there are Muslims that aren't terrorists. Amazing. You can't dismiss an entire group of people for the hatred of some. Yes, there are more radicalized muslims these days, yes it's terrible that they're hurting people, no you can't say they're all the same. It wouldn't be very christ like of you.

they were both jewish. getting a 'real job' as a jew back in the day was almost impossible so most wound up in the entertainment industry writing scripts and funny books

how can killing Jesus be a sin when Jesus intentionally went to Rome and started shit so that he would be executed and serve the role of a sacrificial lamb to wipe away original sin?
read the books of barnabas and judas, not that censored catholic propaganda they brainwashed the masses with

What's funny, is the reason medieval art looks so bad is due to them trying to follow the same rule. They weren't allowed to copy reality as it would insult their gods creation. So instead they made "cartoon" versions that couldn't be mistaken for the real thing. They had weird workarounds. Look it up if you don't believe me.

>That top panel
tragedyonscene.ytmnd.com/

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1. Christianity is autism.
2. Because it's the worship of an alcoholic man who might not even have existed.
3. The way died is not heroic or admirable, it's funny.

Is she as fake of a Catholic as she was Muslim?

I'd Captain his America if you understood my reference

If they support Sharia, they are inherently in flux with Western ideals. Go ask the average UK muslim how they feel about gays. 3 out of 4 will tell you they shouldnt be allowed to exist

>if we only had high-level comic book creators who were devout and knowledgeable about their religion, and were also serious about it.
Ostrander was training to be a priest before turning to comic books, and wrote The Specter.
I'll let you guess how he did portray the Catholic Church.

saddest part is that Joseph never scored with Mary.

still, you might want to read "Judas" by Loveness&Rebelka

now we need Muslim Mary Marvel

In modern terms, it's a Superimposition of being God, Jesus=Human and Holy Spirit

both were jews: because of that, they are saved by default(though most likely have to go through some purgatory)
A lot of Jew currents see Jesus as a Prophet anyway.

>Jesus intentionally went to Rome
...what?

that said, mankind still had CHOICE.
They COULD have not killed him: that would mean they were already saved, so his death wouldn't be needed in first place.
Killing him means they need salvation, and his death brings it to them.

>Yes, there are more radicalized muslims these days, yes it's terrible that they're hurting people, no you can't say they're all the same.
That is true. Not all of them are the same. The problem is that the ones that disagree with the radicalized ones are not the majority sadly.

blessed thread

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>t. still mad mom and daddy forced him to go the church every Sunday

sharia law is as vague and meaningless a term as 'christian values', it means whatever the speaker wants it to mean

fuck you power level fags
jesus created the world, he can do whatever the fuck he wants

>the ones that disagree with the radicalized ones are not the majority sadly.
they are the majority though

>albania
I don't know what was going on there under the communists, but now it's just another "western'' country. Dirt poor, but perfectly normal.

My guy you are so fucking retarded

Yet the majority of it's traditional views want to disadvantage kuffars

>God creates the world
>Mankind goes Irreversible on it
Is God the ultimate cuck?

>Is God the ultimate cuck?
No, but he is the worst parent evah.

thats just what the humans who want to disadvantage kuffars want you to think

>yikes
Into the nu-söyman bingo-lingo card it goes.

>their sand age cult testaments are so backwards that they have to backpeddle or straight out bail on that shit just to try keeping up with human civilization
Hahaha fucking hypocrites slimes, what's the matter? Wasn't the "prophet moohamhead (pork upon its ass)" sweet book of desert fairytales (which was written by some jew since he couldn't read or write) the most absolute 100% truth that couldn't be changed or updated since it was the "words of god himself" conveniently filtered through its acid tripping mind?
Why do they suck so much (any that has nothing to do with themselves) of other peoples genius/creations/inventions and culture when their boss's book states not to do so?
Is it because other then going ass up head down stank out revering some phoney pagan moon devil of deceit, reproducing like rats and then spreading like the freaking bubonic plague, there isn't much left the can do that wouldn't anger their fake "god"?
Why do they watch "western" cartoons or japanime anyways? Aren't both "haram"? They can't be good little mindless followers if they constantly choose to double cross their "god" at any given opportunity like that, it's like some fatso cheating its diet with a greasy pizza or a sopping burger.

>trying to implement sharia to it's completeness is absolutely unfeasible

See, you're giving it reasonable thought trough rational and logical analysis, however, when it comes to them, it's racist, and it won't do, becw deterring a group of mindless jackasses from practicing their death cult ideals and customs they way it was teach to them for generations is considered "culture suppression" according to the "western but not really of western origin" social clowns.
Obvious solution is to have them all practise their thing in the place they originate from, that way, they can do their thing without bothering any person who has grown pass sand age era.

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UP!!

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the power trip is real. Nobody will pray for you after you go on murdering spree though.

You clearly know nothing about islam. Heck, you might even know less than an average american. That's just sad.

I wasn't prepared for this

The funny thing is that I only ever went to church for weddings and funerals.

So what Simon the Cyrene is stronger than Jesus?

>"Heavy, huh?"
Says the guy who tagged someone else in halfway through...