This is a CHRISTIAN Veggietales thread. No swearing is allowed

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Imagine how that cucumber would feel if that screwdriver was stuck waaaaay up there inside him.

>No swearing is allowed.
Oh yeah? Well watch THIS!
H E C K

This is one of my favorite cartoons ever. It's so charming and it's just a blast to watch. Despite the religious aspect they are still good lessons for kids and it's always funny. There are so many catchy little songs in these too.

God isn’t real, no matter what the talking cartoon vegetables tell you.

The Larryman ones were my absolute faves.

Vegetales is great. I love the hairbrush song.

Larryboy*

>despite

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I'm not Christian but I respect the values in instills in people.

FUCK

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Is there a flannelgraph involved?

Silly songs are kino
youtube.com/watch?v=CmIKR458M0A
>I'm not Christian but I respect the values in instills in people.
Same. I'm an atheist but there is a lot of value in my Christian background

>called Veggietales
>both the main characters are fruits

>the main characters are fruits

And they aren't vegetables either.

Oooooooooooooooh!

I guess I'm not allowed to say I like things now.

>No swearing is allowed.

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What happened next?

The concept of forbidding certain words or even entire topics is very new, and not found in the scriptures at all.
Vulgar is just a latin word that means common, which is why all of the 'bad' words are germanic, but the okay 'clinical' words are latin.

Posting best silly song
youtu.be/ZQNBVsLR5F0

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Posting a childhood favorite.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=i9KqphtT5fs

NIGGER CUNT FUCK SHIT FUCK FUUUUUCK

Reddit is into things like SU and not something christian
Absolute cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=gdSWaIvyQ3o

*ahem*
THERE'S NO GOD

Obligatory.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-RCIs5IF980

There once was a man, a very poor man.
He had next to nothing, just a little lamb.
But he loved it like a son and he fed it from his hand.
Yes there once was a very poor man.

>mfw humor truly is randomly generated today
Weed eater

has anyone actually translated the rest of them?
the dolphin sound is clearly fuck cause like flip flipping flip fins of a dolphin.

>This is the song that runs under the credits...

I think the tomato was gay

I kind of agree, I'm nostalgic for Veggietale/ "Red Letter Text a-day calendar" Christianity.

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>Based 2009 mummy poster

I had a dream last night that i titfucked joan of arc

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>TFW im a legit fedora about religion but have to hide it so i dont look like a schizo sperg out in public and because i respect my dad enough that i dont want to shittalk his beliefs 24/7
While i obviously do blame it alot for my upbringing, i still hate myself for letting something i know is fake bother me so much

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It's natural to feel that way as a kid. You feel you're privy to secret knowledge that people need to know about. When you get older you'll realize the people that want to know that information seek it out and the people that don't willfully choose to hand wave it away in lieu of a more philosophical mythical answer. It's called "faith" for a reason and that's good enough for some people. You can go back and forth until you draw your last breath about who is right but I find it fruitless to debate something that relies heavily on "miracles" and other worldly unrepeatable events. It's kind of a no-win scenario.

Yeah thats my point. I still very much hold the beliefs i had as a teenager but most people dont care either way, plus the people who are religious that arent douchebags i shouldnt treat like crap either. I wish i had someone to talk about this more i guess.

I feel ya, living in a big city there's no shortage of godless heathens for me to vent to lol. Fortunately my dad is pretty chill about talking about religion even though he is a believer. As faggy as I find those atheist convention things I guess I never considered it a good resource for people to find friends.

That is to say I never considered the fact that you can find like minded friends there.

Liar

Joan of Arc is flat as a pancake and you know it

You can still titfuck flatgirls

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>0:13
wait a minute, that line...

FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT