Haaaaaaaaa
Haaaaaaaaa
Ayden Hughes
Angel Russell
I wish she was still lactating
Asher Phillips
I wish this show appealed to someone other than female college dropouts
Wyatt Ramirez
Why am I attracted to Linda? Someone help me.
Hudson Mitchell
Because she feels authentic.
She's not the prettiest, but she loves her family like crazy and would do anything to help them. Bob's Burgers is how to do a sincere comedy right.
She doesn't hate Bob. She isn't bitter. She's not going through marital crisis. She's all in on Bob's dream while simultaneously having her own dreams she pursues.
Ian Long
>nyeh
>mreh
Hearing all those lines in her voice is making me lose it.
Nathan Evans
It also appeals to female zoomers.
Joseph Lopez
God, I love her so much
Matthew Russell
Because she's a good mom who loves her kids and her husband to death, and she isn't a cunt all the time because the writers don't feel the need to create "drama." At the same time, they give her standards and she holds the people in her life accountable for their shit. She's great.
Christian Gomez
shut up... SHUT UP
Leo Williams
You just know Teddy watches them fuck from a nearby rooftop after date nights
Ryder Torres
stfu libtard
Nathan Ross
Male attraction is based on a female's readiness to mate. Linda is both horny and loyal so your instincts are screaming to claim her before someone else does. Of course someone already did but your animal brain is too dumb to figure that out
Josiah Powell
>Male attraction is based on a female's readiness to mate
>Based on
I doubt this. This doesn't explain why so many women have a rape/forced fetish. I would think its because the males of our primal ancestors would take a female for their own, whether they liked it or not. Female brains were programmed to accept this.
Jaxon Lopez
Citation needed.
Isaac Barnes
What women really fantasize about is a man that knows when they want it (i.e. can read the signs of arousal) and takes initiative, which is why they expect you to be mind readers in all things. Nobody actually wants to be raped, because rape isn't actually what they're fantasizing about.
Easton Nguyen
Why hasn't this man killed himself yet? Because he's also a failure at that.
Juan Young
>the males of our primal ancestors would take a female for their own
The closest genetic relative to humans, the bonobo, is socially female dominated and they settle all arguments with sex not violence. They don't rape because they never need to. Humans are straying far from their natural path as God intended.
Parker Garcia
this is more accurate, yes
Thomas Torres
Owen Jackson
This art style is ugly.
Jaxson Wood
no my mom likes the show
>realize my mom is a female college dropout
well shit.
Gavin Peterson
This artist's stuff is so cute.
Benjamin Barnes
that's not shadman though
Caleb Anderson
Shut the hell up. Bonobos are "close" but still divergent. Humans have extremely complex and varied mating strategies. Bonobos don't require the same level of familial pair bonding and mother-child dependence due to how exponentially faster baby bonobos grow when compared to humans. Humans have big brains and take nearly 6 times as long to be fully self-sufficient. Smart babies = more helpless babies that are helpless longer = longer periods of social stability required to keep the baby alive = more communal involvement and longer pair bond times = marriage.
Stop acting like you know what you're talking about.
Anthony Thomas
It's not even
Elijah Parker
shad's art looks faaar worse than this
Andrew Scott
It's the voice
Nolan Cruz
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Nolan Rivera
This. Thank you. Bonobos are also pedophiles and incestual. It's all appeal to nature fallacy.
Jose Johnson
So you want to believe rape is natural for humans and should be encouraged. You didn't have to sperg out if that's all you meant, user. Just go ahead rape someone and have fun with it.
Wyatt Watson
Behold, the only artist who has made good BB art that isn't pedoshit.
Anthony Campbell
They're about equal
Luis Taylor
And chimps are patriarchal, violent and sexually domineering if not outright rapists. Seems both roads are represented in our closest kin.
Samuel Murphy
That's just wrong on a technical level
Sebastian Walker
>Bonobos are also pedophiles and incestual.
Yes, and...?
Andrew Ortiz
Bonobos are slightly closer to us genetically. Makes sense as they're a subspecies of chimp.
James Torres
>art I hate is shadman art even if the art isn't made by him
Is shadman art the new "is this egoraptor?"
Adam Peterson
I don't know if you noticed this but humans love them some kid diddling and sister kissing.
Oliver Gray
But right from an aesthetic looking with your eyeball level.
Joseph Morgan
Well, okay, that checks ou-
>voiced by a man
hey wait come back I'm still not happy about this
Brody Martinez
Yea Forums loves female characters with man voices
William Bennett
Mommy
Leo Gray
Man, you don’t know how much I wish there were more good Linda lewds. Pic related is one of, like, three Linda drawings by Polyle amid the thousands of Louise pics.
Isaiah Nelson
why is she blonde
Caleb Nelson
sauce
Wyatt Collins
>All those times she refers to herself as mommy when coming on to Bob
Jose Rodriguez
read the post
Gabriel Bailey
It's from the episode where she went blonde
Jaxon Taylor
>Buttwitch
>Dr. Girlfriend
>Becky Primm
You're onto something here
Daniel Howard
Reading these in John Roberts' voice isn't turning me off, and that's unsettling.
Jackson Green
Brayden Barnes
>becky primm was voiced by a dude
Hudson Cruz
I bet she likes to get her ass slapped during sex
Nathaniel Gonzalez
EVERYONE in Becky Primm minus her friend was voiced by the creator, its a scratch track. I hope if it ever goes anywhere he still voices her though, I can't imagine her having a different voice at this point
Kevin James
Blake Barnes
I bet Bob likes to slap her ass during sex
Jayden Gonzalez
>tfw dozens of Emmy bait episodes later Seth still hasn't won shit
Jayden Cox
End this meme already. Hasn’t Family Guy won two Emmys in the past?
Luis Torres
It's a really phoned in attempt at a valley girl, unless it's meant to be shitty then great job. It can't be compared to actual efforts like Dr. Girlfriend and Linda.
Bentley Diaz
Did he pay them off, or did they feel sorry for him? The man is a failure. The only difference between seth and a Yea Forums autist is that he sincerely tries before eventually failing anyway.
Hunter Watson
I wouldn't call being a handsome dude in his thirties with millions in the bank and shows with huge fanbases being a failure. Really, the only thing he's failed at is being taken seriously by Emmy judges. He's won at everything else.
Landon Ortiz
yes but Seth and the nu-family guy staff are literally begging for more of them and it is pathetic. they've brought the meme upon themselves.
Dylan Mitchell
It's won a few emmys but they're obsessed about the best animated program one, which they've never won.
James Torres
In universe is she ugly or average looking?
Connor Sanchez
>in his thirties
Camden Cook
SHE LACTATES IN ONE EPISODE?
Camden Russell
>tfw everything I love about Linda is everything I love about my IRL fiancee
Colton Gray
Okay, seth.
Gabriel Brown
The actual worst character of the show, followed closely by Tina, and then Louise/Gene.
Oliver Jones
(you)
Jacob Evans
I hate everyone in this show
Justin Martinez
Pretty sure she would ask.
>"Oh yeah, give it to me! Slap my ass!"
>"W-what?"
>"Give it a smack!"
>"Lin, I don't really-"
>"C'mon, Bobby, toast my buns! "
>"Okay, just... don't say that again."
Hudson Ward
Bob and Linda are the only two Belchers who are still entertaining.
Bentley Edwards
Jason Cruz
MOMMY'S MILKERS
Michael Thompson
>"Yeeeeah, do it, Bobby, spank your sexy mommy!"
>"Oh my god, Lin, don't... Don't call yourself that."
>"Whaaaat? I am a sexy mommy."
>"Lin."
>"I'm sexy..."
Luis Lopez
I would. In the costume, with the voice.
Mason Gonzalez
Then maybe they should stop outsourcing to cheap korean flash sweatshops and hire COMPETENT animators.
Oliver Gutierrez
She's average/slightly above for a mom her age
Luke White
She’s still got 2 out of 5 sexy parts
Daniel Turner
yeah linda is cool and all, but her daughter is much better.
Easton Taylor
Jesus Christ, why am I hearing their voices?
Evan Bennett
So how well do braille keyboards work?
Luke Stewart
Go back
Eli Cook
Gwen is the only loli I can stand to fap to.
Zachary Gomez
Do you really want another Linda from Polyle?
Aren't you worried it would be violent?
Thomas Rodriguez
I dunno, I'm some 28 year old loser dude and I like it. I dodn't think they've had a single "bad" episode.
Levi Foster
>lewding a nine-year-old
Louise is for cute, wholesome art and nothing more. Why do pedos always want to sexualize little girls when they have absolutely no sex appeal whatsoever?
Adrian Reed
It's way better than current Simpsons and Family Guy, not that that's saying much.
Connor Cox
If only she wasn't voiced by a dude.
Adam James
>they have absolutely no sex appeal whatsoever
>implying
David Cooper
What are you implying? Little girls don’t have sex appeal. You’re just so desperate for sex that it led you to have shit taste by thinking they’re sexy.
Lucas King
>being a prude in 2019
Alexander Sanchez
o-oh my...
Brandon Young
>having shit taste and being proud of it
Aiden Brooks
>I don't think they've had a single "bad" episode.
I feel the same way. There might be the occasional episode that feels a little lackluster compared to most, but Bob’s Burgers is pretty much always on top of things.
Hunter Diaz
>Little girls don’t have sex appeal
You're right user. Shotas are where its at.
Jayden Adams
You posted the wrong image, user.
Ayden Jackson
That episode where bob destroys his family's financial security because he didn't like the tiki theme was pretty bad.
Also a few episodes are good but have REALLY bad endings, see family fracus and the sacred couch.
John Morris
Stop being such a virgin. Just because some aspect of it is bold and intriguing and it happens to be female does not mean it requires the insertion of a dick. Besides, hasn't that character archetype played out by now? It might have been new-ish when Bob's Burger started, but man has it been over-saturated in the interim.
Samuel Sullivan
Well in your defense, she doesn't have sex appeal. I can't fap to a light bulb with flesh, a weird nose, and a bunny hat.
Carson Johnson
>GUYS GUYS I POSTED THE FUNNY SHADEGUY GIF! AM I COOL YET GUYS?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sure is starting to smell like Summer here.
Ryan Flores
Is that Chuggaconroy?
Jackson Young
Bout as well as your Risperidone
Cooper Cooper
Landon Edwards
Fuck this gay-ass shit. I want a trailer for the Bob's Burgers movie and I want it NOW
Jace Miller
Milkies
Anthony King
Samefag
Jack Martinez
No one in this show has sex appeal by virtue of the art yet we still have a thread about how hor Linda is
Brody Clark
They look like bloody earthworms with faces!
Jacob Barnes
Stolen from the Simpsons anyway, but...
Jaxon Wood
Not guy from other thread, but holy shit that's weird.
Christian Carter
Did The Simpsons really invent 'flashing the audience as a distraction'?
Matthew Wright
Shit taste. Ehryel art is super charming. Whoever compared this to shadman is a faggot.
Jordan Morgan
1000 hours later...
Ryder Morris
But... Linda IS hot.
Jace Taylor
>that character archetype
I wonder how many of them are voiced by kristin schaal?
Eli Thompson
Gale gives it up for compliments
Colton Rodriguez
I agree with this
Ayden Roberts
I wish that artist wasn't fucking dead
Leo Collins
You don't even have to be that nice to her, all things considered. She'd probably be grating in large doses, but she'd always be DTF.
Hudson Cooper
Something's just...way sexier about flashing tits than just seeing a topless chick.
Connor Gutierrez
>No one in this show has sex appeal by virtue of the art
.
Leo Brooks
>pomf
Alexander Wright
Benjamin Cox
Bentley Jackson
>ywn get a faceful of Linda ass
Bob may not have riches or wealth, but he's got the next best thing
Camden Evans
I'd rather be poor and have a wife and kids who love me than be rich and alone like Mr. Fischoeder.
Liam Smith
>The actual worst character of the show
>not Gene
Don't make me laugh, user
Eli Moore
Is this from that fucking porn parody?
Lincoln Miller
There REALLY should be more art of that big-tiddy lunch lady
John Parker
Good luck on living the dream user
Wyatt Perry
Well, NotFrozen comes out in March, while the Bob's movie is in July. It'll probably be a while before we actually get to see anything, which sucks since Bob's and pic related are really the only upcoming animated films I'm actively looking forward to at the moment.
Carter Miller
>PASS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE, WE'RE HAVING MASHED POTATOES! OOH, THE TURKEY LOOKS GREAT!
Adrian Harris
I want a Linda.
Nathaniel Morales
Nicholas Perry
Now all we need is the NSFW one
Jack Jackson
>maxi pad brap
I require context
Camden Taylor
She's not brapping
Aiden Torres
Eli Miller
Whoa, whoa, WHOA. I think just meant this risqué one.
Jordan Wright
Hunter Cruz
>those seashells are barely covering up those fat mounds of deliciousness
W E W
Jeremiah Evans
>Wile E. Coyote
Ethan White
I'm wondering if Gale is the older or younger sister. I mean she's definitely aged like milk compared to Linda.
Christian Bailey
Is something wrong? I'm pretty sure I spelled it correctly.
Aaron Roberts
Ugh, why are guys so obsessed with breasts? They're just mounds of fat.
Isaiah Thomas
No, that's Wile E's red-nosed clone, Ralph Wolf.
Nathaniel Flores
Oh, fuck. I feel stupid.
Aaron Myers
>Linda is both horny and loyal
MUH DIIICK
Hudson Hill
Why are girls so obsessed with muscles and money?
They're just mounds of protein/paper.
Josiah Morales
ONE MILKY
TWO MILKY
THREE MILKY
FOUR
I'M MOMMY'S LITTLE PRINCE
BUT I'M ALSO A MAN-WHORE
Nolan Robinson
God, what I'd give for Linda to flash me in public
Lincoln Taylor
>ywn lick Linda's toes
Zachary Lopez
Because they're hidden and never shown. The idea of hiding something automatically makes it more enticing because you want to see them. Also they're fun to squeeze and bury your face in.
Wyatt Watson
I hope Teddy got to hit that. She's got like the perkiest chest in the show. And those big dick sucking lips.
Gavin Ramirez
Where's that "Teddy joins in" greentext
Hudson Diaz
Henry Bell
Jason Gutierrez
Ryder Turner
Please don’t ruin this thread with 3DPD
Oliver Green
Lol you mad mental midget.
Jace Martinez
>no chromatic abberation
Yea, Reeetard
Julian Diaz
I want to fuck a motherly older woman so badly
Jackson James
Remember that time she shit in the pool
Jace Cruz
Kummies
Michael Gray
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOOOOOOMMY
Gabriel Young
>ywn get to drink Linda's bath water
Jonathan Martinez
Kum
Samuel Edwards
Sacred Couch didn't piss me off as much as I thought it would, but I agree, Family Fracas had a shit end.
Cooper Myers
Bob's autism does get kind of irritating at points.
Logan Morris
>inb4 its theatrical release is cut so it can instead be dumped directly onto Disney+
Logan Mitchell
Love that Teddy is cheering them on. Completely in character.
Adrian Johnson
>Yea Forums is just twitter
Benjamin Cooper
lol, someone hasn’t been keeping up with the latest season
Jaxon Morales
I don’t think he ever did. The most he probably got was a dance: youtube.com
Parker Reed
Her boobs look bigger than normal here.
Alexander Gomez
You say that then you're struggling to keep them clothed and fed
Lucas Nelson
>implying shadman is that good at drawing
Parker Martinez
Christian Gray
That’s why I said Linda’s ass is the next best thing, AFTER riches and wealth. Just goes to show how valuable sex with this MILF would be.
Cooper Powell
whatever happened to this artist?
did she just cease to exist?
Jose Reyes
She’s still on Twitter @EhryelArt
I don’t think she’s drawn anymore Linda lewds in the last 2-3 years, though.
Xavier Howard
This.
Marge Simpson (Lois Griffin, Francine Smith, etc.) is a housewife/mom. She does housewife/mom things. Passive, backseat of most plots.
Linda Belcher is a person. She does Linda things. Active, lead of many plots.
Linda seems most like she has an actual personality, she's confident (confidence is always sexy for anyone), her opinions mean something, and she isn't just some empty shell of a person who waits for you to give them meaning.
Women love her character because she's confident and active, takes charge of her own life, and does what's necessary to get the things she wants in life - all things the average woman desires, yet believes to be impossible to achieve through work and practice. Linda is like a superhero to them, naturally born interesting and confident, like everyone's favorite male characters.
Chase Jones
Francine absolutely has a personality but otherwise you’re correct
Robert Campbell
Owen Baker
God, I love her
Jackson Brown
based
Nolan Howard
Not that user, but I remember it was brought up once that she breastfed Gene way longer than she should have
Easton Wilson
i’m pretty sure it was recently confirmed to still be a theatrical release
John Adams
BIG MOOD
Jace Robinson
>foot fetish
pls post moar
Christopher Long
Frustrated Bob makes these pictures both hilarious and adorable.
Aaron Smith
I dunno about you, but I don’t see any weird balloon tits. Ehryel’s got a knack for drawing mommy milkers with some nice sag
Lincoln Kelly
Austin Butler
Francine totally has a personality but I wouldn't say she comes across as an authentic person so much as an insane one, like all AD characters
Andrew Hill
Probably because she has Tiddies herself.
Matthew Nguyen
>edits
Fucking WHY? Either share actual screenshots or just make original fanart, goddamn
Grayson Jackson
not in to linda that much but her in louise's clothes is pretty fucking hot for some reason
Brayden Turner
FUCK OFF YOU TOOL!
Kevin Watson
>not being into Linda
What’s wrong with you, user?
Sebastian Flores
Don't criticise him, user. Some are into lolis, others into MILFs. It's the duality of man.
Aaron Campbell
>Some are into lolis
HOW? They have no tits, hips, or ass. And they have the mind of a child BECAUSE they’re literal children! How can one find the idea of ruining an innocent’s childhood attractive in any way? It’s completely fucked up. Pedos really do have shit taste.
Ryan Torres
>People have opinions that are different than mine
>Let me get bent out of shape and tell them how wrong they are
user did you go full autism?
spectrumnews.org
John Diaz
I don't get it either, but I guess we're not really meant to.
Eli Phillips
It’s still pretty gross to view children in a sexual nature.
Nathaniel Cook
Grayson Robinson
Not Louise...
Liam Morgan
Too young? Okay.
Samuel Hernandez
How so? I agree being into fucking lolis without consent is technically messed up but if they consent there shouldn't be a problem
Connor Ortiz
Luke Brown
They don't usually have the wherewithal to fully offer consent like an adult.
Blake Reyes
They don't literally mean best animation man.
Bentley Ross
pedophilia is inherently rape
Henry Scott
Who among you thinks we're being serious when we speak of delicious flat chest?
Wyatt Price
>How can one find the idea of ruining an innocent’s childhood attractive in any way? It’s completely fucked up
That’s what makes it attractive dingus. Plenty of fetishes are based off of corruption, dirtiness, debauchery, pain, and power.
Zachary Edwards
so? neither do cats, but those are fine too
Daniel Cooper
ANTHROPOMORPHIC cats are fine. Lolis aren’t because they actually have a real-world equivalent. You won’t find a Nicole Watterson or Dr. Lachatte, but you will find plenty of Louises.
Furries are far more justified than pedos because of this.
Jayden Jackson
I want to swim with mommy
Carter Williams
>Louise has more porn images than Linda and Tina
Logan Edwards
So what you’re saying is, lolis are fine as long as they are cat-girls.
Levi Phillips
Don’t twist my words, wise guy. Lolis are shit regardless of whether they’re human or anthropomorphic. If it’s supposed to be a child, then it shouldn’t be sexy unless your mind is fucked up enough to think otherwise.
Wyatt Roberts
Fucking a' Teddy. You're aces lad.
Kevin Collins
why the fuck is Teddy there?
Angel Lopez
Linda's teasing him on the job and Teddy is damn near a part of the furnishings of the restaurant
Luke Gomez
It's pretty sad, isn't it?
Daniel Adams
Seeing the Man who plays Linda once in real life, and realizing that her voice is his normal everyday voice because he's a flamboyant gay man ruined her for me forever. That being said I'm still ultra attracted to Tina.
Carson Young
You do know Tina is also a man right?
Leo Russell
Yeah but he's a man doing a girl voice, where as with the guy doing Linda, that's his normal voice.
Jackson Reyes
Shes basically a loli Linda, of course she has more porn and im ok with that.
Nicholas Roberts
Whatever makes it easier for you to jack off I guess
Oliver Jackson
>he's a man doing a girl voice
Nigga, he's not doing ANY kind of voice: youtube.com
If anything, I'd say it's JOHN who's mimicking a female voice (his mother's): youtube.com
Dan Mintz is the one who uses his normal everyday voice for his character. Just accept that you find his slightly girly voice attractive and move on, bro.
Oliver Price
>being okay with loli having more popularity than big-titty MILF art
You disgust me.
Nolan Young
John has gay lips
Kevin Gutierrez
t. titlet
Jordan Smith
Jesus, look at those milkbags
Hudson Torres
>Teddy is damn near a part of the furnishings of the restaurant
Fucking hell, mate. That's a PERFECT description of Teddy's role in the show! The guy's a crucial component of nearly every episode's B-plot.
Jason Perry
have sex
Christian Long
I just did with your mom last night
Michael Ramirez
My man! In a perfect world, Helen would've already gotten even ONE piece of fanart.
Ryan Sanchez
>user is attracted to chinless worms with tits
unsurprising
Carter Evans
>user doesn't respect that a quirky art style can still find a way to make characters attractive
I hope you're not one o' them pedos
Carter White
heh
GOTEEM
Lincoln Ross
My mom is dead you little twerp.
Isaiah Foster
I like how depressed Tina sounds because she speaks with male voice. I doubt any woman would be able to replicate this effect.
Brody Brooks
How come Bob is the only normal person in the household?
John Rodriguez
Bob is the only one that's learned to feign normality. He is petty and neurotic and Louise is what he'd be if he wasn't forced to be the most responsible person in the household.
Evan Williams
Bob’s still got some quirks of his own. I think put it pretty well. He just shows a little more restraint.