Onward Trailer
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Mite b cool
So, it's basically Bright but good?
Let's hope they don't make it about race.
Sigh.... Knowing Disney, that's exactly what the focus will be.
Near as I can tell, there don't seem to be any humans in this movie, so it's different from Bright in that respect.
>being this paranoid
It's about them going out to find their lost dad. Jesus Christ.
I'd do both of them but especially the big one.
Another blunder.
Oh, okay, so they are supposed to be black.
Name one disney that does this besides pocahontad and zootopia protip you cannot
It'll be pixar's second flop and I'll have a whole folder of lewds of the big guy.
The art style looks... Off for Pixar. Looks like Dreamworks or another lesser animation company. I'm getting the Good Dinosaur vibes from it. Maybe the team that made that one is making this one.
Oh and if the
>magical beast doing something mundane
>"Uh, I can't stand [magical beasts]"
jokes are any indication it's going to be written like shit.
>google main character
>first thing is a guy who was murdered
So, what's this about?
The van guy should have been played by Jack Black.
Worst character designs I've seen from Pixar
Too obvious, I'm glad they didn't.
Monsters Inc with a bit of Gnomeo & Juliet
Calm your tits, woman.
Thank Gnome It's Friday
Not a woman tho.
Sorry. It.
The world of Bright was more interesting than this looks. This looks like something Dreamworks would come up with.
No. The dad is already dead. The world is a high fantasy universe that devolved to modern day suburbia, which sapped away the inherent arcane magic. The 2 brothers probably find a recording of their dad and then hear about some villain offering an artifact as a prize that can do magic so they enter some sort of competition. Dan Scanlon is behind this one and he did Monsters University. Expect some bullshit tournament thing where they find out the villain was lying but then they find more tapes of their dad and they move on or some bullshit. You know how much Nu-Pixar likes to "subvert" your expectations after having been weened on Disney for over a decade.
If I didn't see the Disney/Pixar logo my first thought would've been Dreamworks. It looks like a Dreamworks it Sounds like a Dreamworks and even FEELS like a Dreamworks.
That's not to say it'll be bad. The unicorns being vermin like raccoons, the dorky/cool(?) older brother talking like that, and the wholesome feel of somethings like the Mom made me smile.
But it doesn't feel like a Pixar thing...
>find a recording
>find more tapes
Ken Levine, is that you?
shut up
I'm not a clown either.
user in another thread said the brothers try to resurrect their dead father, but fuck it up and only accomplish it halfway. They then go on a roadtrip with a set of reanimated dad-legs in search of the way to complete the spell so they can say goodbye to their dad one last time
I sorta hope user wasn’t making it up, because that sounds mildly interesting and funny. It could be better, but it could be a lot worse.
>devolved to modern day suburbia, which sapped away the inherent arcane magic
Why is this so often a thing? I really don’t get why the modern day or modern technology or suburbia in particular needs to always be so inherently “unmagical” in so much of fiction over any other era or setting. My real problem with it though is it’s rarely explained. “Oh this thing became modern and boring and therefore lost all of its magic. Because.” It’s usually dumb.
>thicc monster milf voiced by Mommy Louis-Dreyfus
cool
So, how do you think they're going to try to make us cry with this one?
Bright just needed better world building. I would love from them to make a book or something that fleshed out their world better.
it's obvious, they're gonna get to see their dead dad and then say goodbye to him
it's to be "relatable" to the million of middle class people who will pay to watch it. You start with the idea that their life is meh (which it is) and you give them excuses to continue that way because there's some "hidden gem" in life that makes it irrelevant.
I was thinking they'd reveal that the dad wasn't lost, he was leaving his family to start a new one.
Can’t they, just, find meaning in their lives on their own?
I wanna fuck the fat one.
The theme and setting is pretty nice, but i need to know what the actual movie is about.
Also goddamn, Pixar is still on point with the women, i already want to fuck to the mom and the jogging Centaur lady
It's nice that they're bringing Julia Louis-Dreyfus back.
>that elf(?) milf
PORN WHEN
What about it?
and a better plot
and better acting
and really better everything
Fan art when?
Neat.
Also their mom's thicc.
Did your little brother draw that?
Blue Linguini
I’m that user. I saw the latest story reel. It’s a solid 8/10 in storyboard form. Animation will bring some extra juice i’m sure. all of you are right about the design choices. Pixar’s plan is to -now that john is really gone- push the design further away from their classic style in their future films.But it’ll happen in baby steps.
>BAD DRAGON!
emmet "tetris leg" brickowski
Looks boring and Tom Holland is a major red flag
I'm telling Yung Hee
I really am tired of you fucking losers. How desperate are you for fap bait that you think THIS movie's designs are visually appealing? The uncanny valley Fiona from Shrek's first film which has the most dated technology looks better than this garbage that you think is a "milf."
And another thing? This movies art style is ugly. Pixar has been seriously beating every character with the ugly stick and it's annoying how no one complains about it. Coco's cast? Ugly. Inside Out? Ugly. That female character with the huge ass from Pixar's last short? Also ugly. Stop just fucking stop and I started noticing these ugly ass shit characters since Brave. That was the beginning of the seriously ugly characters movement by Pixar. I mean they couldn't really make pre-existent characters ugly for sequels like say Incredibles 2, but they sure as hell made the new characters for the film ugly (the new heroes and the villainess as well).
Fucking damn it. I wish people had some standards, because Pixar's recent films, Onward included, look ugly enough to NOT deserve money.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed, there's no fucking way that wasn't intentional, especially the way she said it
Isn't he a Leftist faggot?
did tom holland do anything noteworthy before spiderman?
He's a Leftist brat.
Not really, but he is only 23
Calling them unicorns instead of alicorns is triggering my autism, and also this movie looks terrible.
Nobody says alicorn in the real world. You can easily handwave it as using a general term for a specific species, like bug or spider.
It specifically modern day suburbs.
A city has nightlife and all sorts of different kinds of people to meet and things to do and food to eat.
A rural area has lots of fields and woods and things to explore.
If you live in the suburbs, there's fucking nothing for you to do (especially if you're a kid). All there is is rows of identical houses full of mostly identical people. There's a reason that wealthy suburbs are used as movie shorthand for conformity, and boring conformity is the opposite of magic.
>38
>11 kids and 2 grandkids
Damn that’s a lot of kids to leave behind
People like movies about themselves, or people like themselves.
This is a movie that's primarily aimed for upper middle class suburban white people. So at least /pol/ will be happy.
>Sigh...
Fuck off
This sounds fun but terrible, it’s going to piss a lot of people off
I need porn of him with Linguini
So......
Full Metal Alchemist, but played for laughs
Even kept the two brothers
800 million guaranteed!
That one comment looks like it was written by a bot
I know we've seen basically nothing, but that basically nothing looks boring and uninspired.
Can't wait for the incest porn
It will probably be limited to shitty tumblr style art cause of the fatty
He looks like a character that panders to bara fans so I'm hopeful
So will this become another movie to list on the, "movies everyone forgot about", in 2 years?
Finally