Church of Darkseid

I'm interested on establishing my own church of Darkseid. Who wants to join?

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I could go for a new cult after my Thanos one ended

Join, and embrace entropy!

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I tried to make a cult before, but I couldn't radicalize the scientists into making me my god damn Evangelions.

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What is the Darkseid Ideology?

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Start handing out tracts.

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When one is Darkseid, one is all.

We spread the word of Darkseid, we submit to his word we receive his voice. We abolish the alpha, and embrace the omega.
Entropy and death are inevitable within the bounds of creation, but are not an end if one is with Darkseid. Love and happiness for ones neighbor is a goal of the naive, but love and happiness for oneself is the goal of Darkseid. If thy self is at peace, Darkseid is at peace. Likewise, denial of chaotic nature of creation, is the rule of the blind and the helpless. Acceptance of that of order is miniscule when we are Darkseid. Your concepts of good and evil have no application when the will of Darkseid is in action.

When creation slows to a stand still, when time itself grows weary...when the stars grow dim, when your brothers strike, and your sisters scorn. When father no longer moves, and when mother no longer gives life, you are neither good nor evil, but WE ARE DARKSEID.

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Telelvangelism meets fascism.

who? this just looks like a shitty children of thanos ripoff

God damn, this thing feels ancient.

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But does this church involve rule 63 Darkseid as well?

Fuck off Godfrey

Fortunately, the baleful effects of the Anti-Life Equation can be totally negated by appending "in bed" or "with deez nuts" to the last formula

Freedom is always bad because it bring conflict, all civilizations in the multiverse should join into one single infinite nation/empire and then everyone should get brainwashed to no longer have free will.

So no one will hurt each other, everyone will work together for the greater good.

Also some commie traits like not caring about material possesions and living a humble life with just what you need to live so people wouldn't waste resources on pointless impractical things.

Me. I'm tired of being free. Darkseid is.

On your knees for the master! The hour has come! HE has come! Who is beyond good and evil? Who is the prophet of Anti-Life? Who is the Rock, the Chain, and the Lightning? All powerful! All unforgiving! All conquering! WHO IS YOUR NEW GOD NOW AND FOREVER?

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Oh we hope so

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Just make sure you don't double dip
That would just be gross

/ourgod/

That's Goddess, infidel.

I will counter your religion and offer a better God

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All are already part of His Church.
Your groveling does not matter.
Darkseid is.

Fuck off.

I, Jobbernos, will absorb Jobberseid to maximize my jobbing ability. I will be mugged and arrested after I trip on stairs, dropping the cosmic cube.

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If Kanto is union how do I join it?