How the fuck are you capable of watching this shit? I can't tolerate their retarded behaviour and uneducated chimp dialogue. It's like I'm watching anime.
Doesn't their behaviour just make you want to grab them by the throat and strangle them to death? That's what I used to do to my little brother when he'd chimp out.
If I was ever in charge of this kind of show I'd show you how to treat autism/chimps. With punching, strangling and yelling. What shows like Star Vs need is an angry adult figure everyone is afraid of.
Have you talked to people born this millenium? The average person is dumber than ever when it comes to social behavior.
Aiden Hill
Shut up, woman.
Oliver Sanchez
im not a woman
Adam White
Apparently at some point the IN THING for your main characters was to write them as purposely LOLWACKYRANDOMANNOYING as possible.
James Collins
I can efficiently tolerate, not like, tolerate, characters like DeeDee, (Billy) & Mandy, Inspector Gadget, Hong Kong Phooey, Harley Quinn, Tara Strong's Batgirl, but there's something incredibly charmless and creepy about 2010s behaviour.
2010s behaviour is like Cheese from Foster's Home, but capable of talking the most infuriating bullshit imaginable.
Jordan Sullivan
Have you forgotten you're watching fucking cartoons that aren't typically aimed at adults, you manchild?
Gabriel Brown
Have you thought about seeking professional help for both your mental disturbances and your obsession with cheap, throw-away cartoons.
Robert Davis
I am being strongly unironic when I say this: Have sex.
Jose Cook
This is the infuriating bullshit I'm talking about. 2010s cartoon characters and millennial zoomers would genuinely be more likable if they were mutes.
Did you just make 3 posts from 2 IPs? 1 from your ISP and 1 more from your phone's mobile data?
>but there's something incredibly charmless and creepy about 2010s behaviour. The fact they're incredibly malicious, dishonest and happily careless to the point of endangering others?
Zachary Scott
Yep, everything would've been fine if Moon had done her job. The minute star started acting up Moon should've taken her out back the castle and worn her ass out.
Cameron Hernandez
>millennial zoomers Millenials and Zoomers are two different groups.
Kayden Morgan
>>The minute star started acting up Moon should've taken her out back the castle and worn her ass out.
Sounds like a piece r34 that exists somewhere.
Camden James
no you're just a silly little man, which we've already learned.
I am going to play the devil's advocate here, and mention that my dad thought that most cartoons I watched in the 80s were dumb and incomprehensible. Perhaps it is a generstional thing?
Wyatt Cruz
They're almost interchangeable, we can even say people born in the 60s and 70s are zoomers. We have to use at least 2 definitions together to make sense these days.
What's the point of calling them a specific generation anymore if they adopt the newest mentality, tastes, vocabulary of the 2010s? We have to call them boomer zoomers, millennial zoomers.
Jordan Thompson
Do you know what this is ? Have you ever seen one of these things in action, in your life?
most likely. The older generaion thninks of the new one and everything they like, do and think as lazy, deviant, meaningless, ugly etc.. Music, movies, tv, clothing, examples abudant through out the previous century alone.
Luis Cruz
daddy.
Nathaniel James
Lol, calm down buddy. You're getting angry over a children's cartoon show. Maybe you should go outside, or read a book? Go somewhere frequented by the opposite sex, or more likely the same sex in your case?
Ayden Jenkins
Have we ever had any cartoons, especially in the 2010s where they explicitly ass whip misbehaved kids? Aside from yours truly of course.
>They're almost interchangeable, we can even say people born in the 60s and 70s are zoomers. What are you talking about? "Zoomer" refers to people who are Generation Z, the one that comes AFTER Millennials, with the youngest Millenials today being 23 years of age.
Aiden Hernandez
Your ass is next, you smug faggot.
Isaiah Ross
>What are you talking about? Nigger did you read after the first phrase?
Sebastian Lee
Sadly no. There is some Moon/Star spanking art but it's pretty tame.
Jason Baker
Most cartoons in the 60-70s were atrocious, while 80s came to a close second. Only good thing in the 80s were the animated movies. Late 90s very early 2000s had some amazing diversity of cartoons and quality to them. Everything felt more self aware.
30s and 40s for the movies at least had some nice fluid animation, especially Fantasia. But I can't really say I was as mesmerized by Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry compared to a full blown Hollywood production meant to amaze you with special effects.
Christian Myers
This is the thread subject, right here. Right over here.
Why are all the characters he mentioned tolerable yet the 2010s main characters feel like they're teenager politicians on crack?
Logan Gomez
>we can even say people born in the 60s and 70s are zoomers. Made me kek
Kevin Green
I don't understand Tara Strong's Batgirl. If we're talking about TNBA, she's pretty capable if overconfident.
Robert Foster
Because you're conscious of the possibility of "agendas" existing within the media you consume, so you've become paranoid and irrational.
Michael Long
The main reason '80s cartoons were slightly bette because of outsourcing to Japanese companies
Wyatt Roberts
>2010s main characters feel like they're teenager politicians on crack Because they are written by people that are exactly like that, except that they're not even teenagers but 20-somethings so they're even more disconnected from what kids are like.
Jonathan Roberts
You sound like a weird guy
Brody Fisher
The oldest millennials are pushing 40, while the youngest zoomers are not yet adults. That is a big gap generational gap.
Nolan Richardson
kill yourself fag, you're evolution's dead end Here's the way out
Parker Collins
No, lefties believe it leads to mental health issues, but that's because baby boomer patents didn't do it correctly.
Carter White
>Calling anyone else a dead end. You're so very fucking sad. Then don't watch 'em fag. If you can't stand people enjoying the shit you hate, go somewhere else. If the mere thought of someone enjoying something bothers you, then get the fuck over it. >If I was ever in charge... Funny, let's list other shit that will never happen. The fact you were a shit head to your brother, god it puts a smile on my face to image how miserable you are over a show for kids.
Oliver Baker
Trying to counter shitty characters with another shitty character won't fix a show, user. But I dare you to try.
If cartoons like Star Vs. weren't made for adults, you wouldn't be trying so hard to defend it on this thread.
Nathaniel Thompson
I really don't see how Star is worse than stuff like Cow & Chicken
Sebastian Ortiz
>Gets triggered by people not exactly like him This is why no one will write shit for you
William Jackson
Maybe you shouldn't be watching children's cartoons, OP.
Robert Williams
Cow & Chicken isn't full of awkward illogical geeks obsessed with politics. After we rid the world of gypsies, your ass is next.
Nicholas Jackson
Yes it is
Gabriel Watson
>It's like I'm watching anime. That's what the authors think they are doing, but they don't really get how anime silly talk follow strong stereotypes and theatrical mannerism, as well as really codified comedy process (like manzai , the most common with "the serious" and "the stupid"). They just try to imitate by reference, and it falls extremely flat and dry most of the time.
Jordan Smith
go back to middle school
Grayson Collins
Shouldn't you be preparing for that KKK rally?
Adam Morales
>wow I watched that one 15 minute youtube recap and I am an history expert
Carter Jenkins
It's just a cutesy and irony poisoned version of early 2000s "monkeycheesesorandumXD" humor. They think if they exaggerate it enough it goes back around to being clever.
God, OP talks like he's in his 40s. So much raw faggotry coming from one man.
Grayson Johnson
>i watch for cute boys >im not a woman >Gets triggered by people not exactly like him Man who like cute boys are the IRL fucking antagonists of everything that is good, get burn, get castrated and have the entire world look at you in hatred is the only sane thing any sane society should be doing.
That's what grand-pa would have done, that's what we should do.
No. My dad used his hand because he's not a fucking savage
Ayden Jenkins
The boondocks is for adults. No cartoons for kids have had that sort of thing for a long time
Noah Davis
100%. Your tastes are defined by what you consume when you're in elementary and middle school. Most people watch a combination of new shows and reruns, so the types of shows they like range between ten years before they were born through the time they were entering high-school
Dominic Flores
close your legs
Carson Murphy
>t. Permavirgin
Nolan Hall
But I hate all of those characters except for the DC ones as well
Evan Campbell
Moon constantly fucking up at her job is the cause behind every major conflict in the series. Truly worst queen, and that's saying something.
Zachary Thomas
try to unslut yourself, pro tip: you can't.
Ryder Miller
I don't watch these shows in general, so I wouldn't know.
Jonathan Ward
>gets triggered no i never replied to your stupid comment that was another user but after this comment i think youre the only one whos triggered x
Yea Forums shits a lot on Star Vs., specially people that used to be fans of it
Ryan Baker
That's true. I used to be fan of it. Someone saying the first seasons were good but I just realized it has always been shit. Reminding that I liked it is just embarrassing now.
Josiah Powell
you are still leaking, cumrag.
Jace Brown
but Buckley has never EVER been intentionally funny.
Hudson Ortiz
Not really. you see the work of 10 comics artist and assume it's the 500 million people from that gen, while ignoring your own youth is built around the creation of people of that age. teenager stupidity is always that what they think "is literally me" is actually fabricated by old people the age of their dad, that they hate.
i was just thinking how much more tolerable steven universe would have been if they'd used a trained voice actor to play steven instead of some random kid.
Ayden Moore
I believe every adult who feels the need to "discipline" their kids through violence has some repressed pedophilic urges. Especially that whole "whipping the bare ass with a belt" stuff is blatantly some thinly veiled incestual SM thing.
Alexander Taylor
>That's what I used to do to my little brother when he chimped out.
Except it was used universally for thousands if not millions of years of human history.
Logan Taylor
And?
Jace Evans
>Doesn't their behaviour just make you want to grab them by the throat and strangle them to death? I don't have retard rage so no
Blake Ramirez
Shut up. Your just a plain pathetic user like all the rest.
Ian Perez
I was wondering, do you actually hate children? Because that's what they act like, at least nowadays. What were you like as a child?
Kevin Moore
>Doesn't their behaviour just make you want to grab them by the throat and strangle them to death? That's what I used to do to my little brother when he'd chimp out. I think you grew up with a dysfunctional family. You probably learned to do that when you saw your father do it to your mother.
Christopher Cooper
Youre pretty trigged user. I would suggest checking out some princess marco r34 to see what you're missing you in the closet prancing homo.
Evan Adams
ahahahahah its funny because he sounds like he was abused as a child repeatedly and internalised the behaviour as acceptable and thus will repeat it throughout his adult life and never find love or empathy in another human being
>implying zoomers, the generation that grew up without discipline, aren't the most sociopathic group of shitstains in decades Have you even seen twitter?
James Sullivan
Shut up old man.
Julian Ortiz
Have you seen Yea Forums?
Charles Jenkins
Yea Forums will do better for your mental health than twitter these days
Jayden Wright
And every parent would have had to have been a pedo by your logic. I maintain that Boomers fucked it up by using it wrong, rather than there being an issue with physical discipline in and of itself.
Landon Murphy
Is op a faggot? Yes, op is a faggot.
Mason Long
>What shows like Star Vs need is an angry adult figure everyone is afraid of.
no. what it needed was more DEATH. mountains of corpses piling endlessly in an empty soulless land. and you know what else could've used more death? your life.
Imagine an alternate timeline where you don't back down from Your dad. He beats you fucking bloody, until your bones break, and you're sobbing in total hopelessness on the floor, completely at his mercy. As the years go on, you get a little stronger each day, your heart grows a little darker, Your dad is getting weaker. Until one fateful day you cut his image as a stern figure out of your head. Your endless rage boils inside you until it reaches the final threshold. You plunge a reasonably sized ktichen knife repeatedly in his sides, his heart, his neck, anywhere you can reach. He's crying, begging for mercy, absolutely dazed by what has just transpired. You start kicking and stomping his head repeatedly, trying it to break it open like a watermelon. After that the life you had remaining spirals into complete chaos and despair until your final day.
But what's really interesting is that, this timeline, and what you currently live in are completely devoid of meaningful differences. In both, you die like a fucking dog at the end whose life never mattered, deep in the dark, cold ground, alone. No dad or anybody else to break the silence. Just you. And the infinite void.
Were you expecting something more from children's cartoons? You still sound like an assblasted autist regardless.
Brayden Cook
Cartoons are for children
Austin Martin
Not him but Chris Chan also thought the solution to all his problems was to have sex and you saw what happened to him.
Gabriel Phillips
Kids like badassery.
Juan Bennett
And so do I, but whenever someone complains about why cartoons are written poorly I feel the need to remind them.
Kevin Fisher
Generally speaking I agree with OP. It's all due to cartoons nowadays being created by manchildren for manchildren, and the characters are creators' idealized self-inserts. (I believe I don't even need to expand on how gay that is.)
I also believe the source of the problem lies in the recent popularization of the internet, and you underage fgts can't remember it, but even 15 years ago it wasn't common for every house to have connection like today. So when the internet was becoming popular, lolsorandum sense of humour was actually something very fresh. Since then everybody and their products wanted to be lolsorandum like on the internet. Still, creators were always missing two things: first, they didn't understand that type of humour anyway, anything dumb and disgusting shit qualified as a good joke, no punch line at all. Then, with the decline of flash and newgrounds, it was already getting old anyway.
Lincoln Ramirez
OP does have a point though. Cartoons used to have drama, adversity, action, and shading. You'd sit in front of the tv on saturday and watch animaniacs for the slapstick right before some Exo Squad seriousness. Now everything is a certain type of bland and upbeat. There is no visual or tonal diversity.
Connor Torres
It's 'internet humor'. Oblivious, ironic, or sadistic. Those are the only flavors we have.