I OFFERED YOU FRIENDSHIP AND YOU SPAT IN MY FACE

HIS CREDIT SCORE

FIRST WE STRIKE HIS CREDIT SCORE

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Why do people like the raimi films so much?

Because theyre the best superhero films of all time?

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Just a beautiful film

The first two had a certain Je Ne Sais Quoi that no other capeflick has captured, just the right amount of earnestness, cornball, and a little bit of grimy horror.

It's probably the best representation of Spidey on the big screen. To be far I haven't seen any of the Holland movies, but Raimi did an amazing job displaying the kind of sacrifices it takes to be Spiderman. The fact the film mostly end on a bittersweet notes helps this.
Couple with the romantic flair the films have, the sun-baked New York, the boisterous music, Peter's monologues, it genuinely sticks with you.

Spiderman 3 is an inexcusable dumpster fire, however. Fuck Sony. They ruined what could have been an amazing legacy for Raimi.

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>thanos fleshlight
>tfw I don't even doubt that this is real

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SLEEEEEEP

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You just convinced me that you're gay.

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Sincere films that are true adaptations of what makes Peter Parker such a great character. They don't downplay their uplifting moments with humor, they just do what they think is right for the film.

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>he thinks Kirsten Dunst is attractive
Stop trying to defend your shit taste user.

>he doesn’t have one
Look at this homo

Who else had this growing up?

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they were shot on film

>YOU SPAT IN MY FACE
Hey man, some people are into that.

Reminded me of this

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>"Why does the guy that I shot at, drugged, and attacked in a burning building not want to be my friend?"

It's a real mystery.

Throughout that whole movie, I kept wondering when Spider-Man was going to show up to fight the Goblin truck.

>To be far I haven't seen any of the Holland movies, but Raimi did an amazing job displaying the kind of sacrifices it takes to be Spiderman.

That's pretty much glossed over in the MCU

That's a shame. It's the part of Peter that makes him true hero, the fact he is willing to put his health and even his own happiness on the line to help others.

>I OFFERED YOU RACIAL PURITY AND YOU SPAT IN MY FACE

he's also got a big dick
I have seen its online It looks to be about 8 inches

All he really loses is his crush/date

AND YOU SHAT ON MY FACE

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A combination of genuine quality and strong nostalgia.

On the subject of these movies, I think this scene really represents Octavius's motives well. He wants to be a father to Peter. By extension this makes him Aunt May's spouse, which is depicted here as him putting his fingers in aunt May's "pie" so to speak.

It also portrays Otto's need to take everything away from Peter. He wants to eat the pizza before the table is set. He needs his hand in everything Peter does and wants.

If you look closer, it also portrays how Otto cleverly alludes to his true nature, by the virtue that he licks his fingers. The tongue, of course, is seen as a symbol of destruction in the bible, for all of the damage mere words can do. Octavius too causes large amounts of destruction, including a large puffy, almost pie-like balloon, through the use of, you guessed it, large blades.

Aunt May, of course, symbolizes the public, disproving of his actions but not able to stop them. Thank you, Raimi, for this masterpiece.

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But that's Norman.

Are you high?

>the Green Goyim
How did Raimi get away with this?

Oh, Greenley!

Onion bagel. Cream cheese.

>that gif of william dafoes erection

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Back to formula?

MUDA DA

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This reminds me of that Spider-man quest on /tg/ years back when quests were a thing.

You knew?

Nostalgia. They're just good. Tobey is terrible as Spider-Man. Okay Peter.

I sacrificed ice for this company...

Imagine believing this

He's not good. I rewatched the two good raimi films. He's one of the weaker parts. Goodish as Peter but in costume is weaker than Holland/Garfield. Holland is the best so far.

>liking tony starks fanboy
Spider twink is the most annoying little pest, i hated homecoming more then any other MCU movie i saw. Hes terrible and i cant believe someone can hold an opinion as objectively wrong as your own.

Why is it that Green Goblin is literally the best part of this movie, I don't know why people like Tobey as Spider man, he was so fucking boring, if this movie didn't had Dafoe it would've relied solely on Raimi's wacky film making

BACK TO AUSCHWITZ?!?

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dude...

>Watch out, Spiderman, this gas is real!
wtf Raimi, you can't just say shit like that

T W O B O M B S

Bro, I stll have this shit, lmao

IF YOU'RE GOOD AT SOMETHING NEVER DO IT FOR FREE

Was the Joker predicting the impact of janitors with that line?

Well, they're good at nothing.

SORRY GOBLIN, LORD ZED TOLD ME TO TELL YOU HE DOES NOT PICK SIDES

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If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!

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Are you gay? Kirsten Dunst is beautiful, especially in jumanji.

>Otto
That's actually Harry, but nonetheless a kino scene

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Raimi may have gone too far in some places

- Sam, I don't think the fans are ready for this reboot of Dr. Octopus.
- Dr. Whatapus?

You can't forget the classics

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A bomb for each tower

Someone should have stopped Raimi long ago

>Jesus kid don't you know the Holocaust isn't real
What did Rami mean by this?

He’s not really punished like Tobey’s Spider-Man was. Tom gets away with a lot of shit and the only one that truly suffers is Liz Allen, surprisingly. Vulture doesn’t even sell out Peter at the end of the flick.

Kinky

Misery, misery. misery, that's what you've chosen.

OUT, AM I?

I did, lost the mask, and still kept the toy for years even if it wasn't the same. Why was the guy under the mask blond, and why did he look so sad?

>Vulture doesn’t even sell out Peter at the end of the flick.
Well, in the film Vulture wasn't a bad person per se just a family-man providing to his wife ,daughter and employees with less-than-legal means after his small biz was bankrupted by Stark's big biz and the fed gov and Peter saved his life, twice I think? so that makes perfect sense for his character in the context of the movie, in the end he is taking responsability for his crimes, fulfilling his life debt to Peter protecting his identity and he's probably aware Scorpion and the other criminals in the same prison as him are sociopaths that would probably rape and then cut Aunt May in pieces and put her in the house's fridge if they found out about Pete, and they would do the same with his classmates
Vulture is my favorite Spider-film villain because his motivation wasn't wrong and he wasn't the product of a failed experiment that drove him crazy.
Michael Keaton pretty much saved Homecoming from being just a high-budget Disney Channel flick starring Spider-Man.
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What the fuck that?

>What the fuck *was* that?
Post so weird it gave me a mild stroke in the middle of typing

No? Homecoming was all about Peter having to sacrafice personal relationships to continue his mission, like ditching Liz at the dance to fight Vulture.

I knew I was in this thread for a reason.

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This is good, I gotta say. 10/10

To me it was during that time when comic book movies were just silly comic book movies and not this giant spectacle where the media turns on anyone that doesn't like it and the stars don't talk shit about their fans.

It was an attempt to bring a comic book to the big screen. Nothing more, nothing less.

This is such a gay ass post

Faggot his post was genuine and fine.